"People" who golf (1 Viewer)

[tone1oc]

and always say the same self deprecating jokes about their game.. I get it, you're in the woods so much you can tell me which plants are edible, unless you are Bob Hope, stop it.

 

[eoMMan]

Will this be your schtick for now on? 

 

[Nugget]

Maybe you should find some new people to golf with.

 

[mquinnjr]

"Is he keeping his shoulders square?"

"Oooooh, he's trying!"

 

[tone1oc]

Will this be your schtick for now on? 

It's not a schtick, ask the last guy I golfed with.  He had to listen to me for 6 hours.  And that was only the par 5s

 

[otb_lifer]

'bark for me, ya little monkey woman'

 

[Smack Tripper]

It's not a schtick, ask the last guy I golfed with.  He had to listen to me for 6 hours.  And that was only the par 5s

Did you get the drink cart girl to take her top off?

 

[Brony]

gunga galunga

 

[tone1oc]

Did you get the drink cart girl to take her top off?

I haven't hit it straight in so long I think I'm gay

 

[Epic Problem]

I haven't hit it straight in so long I think I'm gay

think

 

[JaxBill]

"People who insist on using golf as a verb".

 

[tone1oc]

It's a gentleman's game

"People" who insist on using golf as a verb.

Go on..

 

[tonydead]

My Link

 

[JaxBill]

All of the serious golfers I know say "play golf".

I have a buddy who has a close connection to the PGA Tour and like to mock the golf as a verb folks. "He really golfed his ball good".

 

[Jayrod]

Will this be your schtick for now on? 

What's up with that?

 

[Parrothead]

I'm in the sand so much I should have brought my beach chair

 

[tone1oc]

All of the serious golfers I know say "play golf".

I have a buddy who has a close connection to the PGA Tour and like to mock the golf as a verb folks. "He really golfed his ball good".

I also say hoop or ball as a verb.  That doesn't seem worthy of something worth being irked by

 

[mquinnjr]

I'm in the sand so much I should have brought my beach chair

More than Hasselhoff?

 

[Apple Jack]

DOES YOUR HUSBAND PLAY?

 

[Chemical X]

"Is he keeping his shoulders square?"

"Oooooh, he's trying!"

Have they tried choking up on the club and relaxing?

 

[Parrothead]

be the ball Danny

 

[mquinnjr]

Have they tried choking up on the club and relaxing?

If we can't get two strokes off of Jerry's game, we can take all of the strokes off of his game!

 

[Sinn Fein]

I get the sense you don't like people

 

[BoltBacker]

All of the serious golfers I know say "play golf".

I have a buddy who has a close connection to the PGA Tour and like to mock the golf as a verb folks. "He really golfed his ball good".

"Play golf" sounds dumb to me too. Ask your buddy if he can get everyone to start using "chase around golf balls".

 

[Chemical X]

If we can't get two strokes off of Jerry's game, we can take all of the strokes off of his game!

it’s become clear (look a me) that if we concentrate all our efforts on jerry’s follow-through, we will solve this problem.

 

[Kanil]

The real question is why is the word people put in quotes?  Are these fake people pretending to be people?

 

[Jayrod]

The real question is why is the word people put in quotes?  Are these fake people pretending to be people?

utsfingeronnosethenpoints:

 

[Politician Spock]

We have a pond in the back... We have a pool and a pond... Pond would be good for you. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"He's in the drink"

 I mean have you ever seen golf course water?  Ain't nobody drinking that

 

[Parrothead]

shoulda said two!

 

[RUSF18]

I play a lot of golf in Bergen county NJ which has a very large Asian population, and they're golfing ALL THE TIME. 

Yesterday I was playing with a 75 year old Korean man who, despite speaking absolutely no English, was very adamant about giving me tips. A whole lot of hand movements and body gyrations in order to attempt to get his message across.

Those are the "people" I hate. 

 

[Sconch]

"People who insist on using golf as a verb".

It is a verb and a noun.

 

[Judge Smails]

You'll never play at Bushwood again!

 

[Tom Servo]

You'll never play at Bushwood again!

Nice hat! They give you a bowl of soup when you buy one...but it looks good on you!

 

[Jayrod]

Do you do drugs, Danny?

 

[Don't Noonan]

Do you do drugs, Danny?

No

 

[Insein]

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

 

[Quez]

I wish I had time to golf & get back into it.  Unfortunately, I am stuck with hobbies like pokemon go these days...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Do you do drugs, Danny?

 

[John Bender]

"You picked your head up."

 

[Chemical X]

I play a lot of golf in Bergen county NJ which has a very large Asian population, and they're golfing ALL THE TIME. 

Yesterday I was playing with a 75 year old Korean man who, despite speaking absolutely no English, was very adamant about giving me tips. A whole lot of hand movements and body gyrations in order to attempt to get his message across.

Those are the "people" I hate. 

can you rate his garlic odor on a scale of 1-10?

 

[Nugget]

Think the problem is LOFT.  Lack of ####### Talent.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Golf extrapolated humor: 

Hit a good drive past your opponent - a "Linda Ronstadt" (for the song Blue Bayou)

Badly pull a drive - a "Thurman Munson" (dead Yank)

 

[In The Zone]

Like my daddy always told me,  keep your eye on the ###.