Phrases/terms that need to be retired immediately (2 Viewers)

[IvanKaramazov]

"Grind," "no-brainer," and "going with my gut" have been around for decades. Like it nor, they're well-established idioms that aren't going anywhere.

Let's focus on threats like "open kimono." Edit: Or "efforting."

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I use efforting facetiously.

 

[SacramentoBob]

"Grind," "no-brainer," and "going with my gut" have been around for decades. Like it nor, they're well-established idioms that aren't going anywhere.

Let's focus on threats like "open kimono." Edit: Or "efforting."

I've been efforting to get rid of phrases like open kimono for a while. Real talk.

 

[Quez]

Pro tip

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

"Life hacks"

Laughably stupid.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

Lifehacker is a good site.

 

[offdee]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Optics seems to be growing at an exponential rate.

I'm also seeing that more and more.

 

[TheIronSheik]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Or cares.

 

[offdee]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Or cares.

Now you can impress all of your black friends.

 

[TheIronSheik]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Or cares.

Now you can impress all of your black friends.

That's what impresses your black friends? Interesting.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Can we retire "upgrading the board"?

 

[Judge Smails]

guy must have used "the long pull" 5 times in 5 minutes today to describe work effort. Sheesh.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

guy must have used "the long pull" 5 times in 5 minutes today to describe work effort. Sheesh.

You never said anything about working with "Mr. Kinda Subliminal".

 

[Ilov80s]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Or cares.

If you have kids, it's probably a good idea to be able to understand them.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Optics seems to be growing at an exponential rate.

I'm also seeing that more and more.

I eyeballed it myself.

 

[Aerial Assault]

"Grind," "no-brainer," and "going with my gut" have been around for decades. Like it nor, they're well-established idioms that aren't going anywhere.

Let's focus on threats like "open kimono." Edit: Or "efforting."

"Go with my gut" has "enjoyed" a dramatic jump in popularity in recent years as the go-to phrase whenever someone on reality television is faced with a choice and articulates the rationale for that choice. Insidiously, I'm now hearing this in actual life settings as well. I agree that going full open kimono on open kimono is a good idea, though. I'll check with offdee's black friends.

 

[El Floppo]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Or cares.

If you have kids, it's probably a good idea to be able to understand them.

and then beat the #### out of them for using Ho to describe anybody.

 

[roadkill1292]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Or cares.

If you have kids, it's probably a good idea to be able to understand them.

Overrated. Once they hit about 14 you only need to communicate with them on a cursory level. Unless sparkle motion is involved.

 

[arrow1]

boots on the ground

 

[wikkidpissah]

Optics seems to be growing at an exponential rate.

I'm also seeing that more and more.

Loooove words/phrases that immediately identify the speaker as someone not to waste time listening to and 'optics' is a cull word to be sure.

 

[eoMMan]

Putting "that" before words when it's not necessary.

For example...

Hit me up on THAT instagram.

Look me up on THAT facebook.

 

[eoMMan]

Snowmageddon.

 

[B Maverick]

did we cover "Free Range Kids" and "Helicopter Parents"?

 

[Angry Beavers]

"Please be advised" at the end of every email from IT - particularly when it is an email telling you something isn't working and they are struggling to fix it......

 

[SacramentoBob]

"Please be advised" at the end of every email from IT - particularly when it is an email telling you something isn't working and they are struggling to fix it......

Would you prefer to be in the dark?

 

[Ilov80s]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Or cares.

If you have kids, it's probably a good idea to be able to understand them.

and then beat the #### out of them for using Ho to describe anybody.

Exactly or realizing some punk is calling your daughter a ho.

 

[urbanhack]

"life hack" to explain every day common sense ####!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Use of "cray" as short for crazy.

Two syllable words don't need shortening, you lazy mother####ers.

 

[Jayrod]

Use of "cray" as short for crazy.

Two syllable words don't need shortening, you lazy mother####ers.

I'm too layz.

 

[Jayrod]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Is it pronounced T-HOT or like "thought"?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Despyzer]

Use of "cray" as short for crazy.

Two syllable words don't need shortening, you lazy mother####ers.

Especially when people usually then turn it back into two syllables by repeating it: so cray-cray.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Use of "cray" as short for crazy.

Two syllable words don't need shortening, you lazy mother####ers.

Especially when people usually then turn it back into two syllables by repeating it: so cray-cray.

I don't even...

 

[Quez]

Use of "cray" as short for crazy.

Two syllable words don't need shortening, you lazy mother####ers.

I'm too layz.

2 lay?

 

[Despyzer]

Use of "cray" as short for crazy.

Two syllable words don't need shortening, you lazy mother####ers.

I'm too layz.

2 lay?

lay-lay

 

[Ilov80s]

THOT

I'm guessing 99.8% of this board has no clue WTF this means.

THOT = That ho over there

Is it pronounced T-HOT or like "thought"?Asking for a friend.

Like thought.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Use of "cray" as short for crazy.

Two syllable words don't need shortening, you lazy mother####ers.

Lazy mofos.

 

[D in the D]

Been asked this a couple times recently and it came up twice in a meeting yesterday.

Black Swan, or identify the Black Swan event. When asked, I usually just make something up.

"Our Black Swan event may be if the Iranians irradiate the entire Saudi oil supply. Anything short of that, we are good to go."

 

[El Floppo]

Been asked this a couple times recently and it came up twice in a meeting yesterday.

Black Swan, or identify the Black Swan event. When asked, I usually just make something up.

"Our Black Swan event may be if the Iranians irradiate the entire Saudi oil supply. Anything short of that, we are good to go."

lesbians. I like this one.

 

[Peyton Marino]

"life hack" to explain every day common sense ####!

YESSSSSSSSSS

 

[Snoopy]

Must See / Must Read

Usually so lame that I just skip those.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

"Please be advised" at the end of every email from IT - particularly when it is an email telling you something isn't working and they are struggling to fix it......

Would you prefer to be in the dark?

"We're doing a board upgrade."

"We're doing a board upgrade. Please be advised."

The first one is better. "Please be advised" contains no useful information, and it doesn't even sound cool. If you're going to tack a pointless phrase onto the end of a notice like that, I'd suggest going with either "You got served," or "Thank you, drive through."

 

[TheIronSheik]

"Please be advised" at the end of every email from IT - particularly when it is an email telling you something isn't working and they are struggling to fix it......

Would you prefer to be in the dark?

"We're doing a board upgrade."

"We're doing a board upgrade. Please be advised."

The first one is better. "Please be advised" contains no useful information, and it doesn't even sound cool. If you're going to tack a pointless phrase onto the end of a notice like that, I'd suggest going with either "You got served," or "Thank you, drive through."

Nope. I think "We're doing a board upgrade. You got served." is pretty appropriate in this case.

 

[Aerial Assault]

"Board upgrade"

 

[nirad3]

Heard a new one last week and wasnt going to look through to find it here so Ill post...

Efforting

As in he is efforting his way through traffic to get here. What is that?

Thought this was a radio show thing, but maybe it's made its way out into the cooltalk lexicon?

boots on the ground

Yeah get that one a lot in real estate development.

Got this gem from the lady I report to a couple times recently: "I've slept since then". Background: asking her if we should move forward with a consultant's proposal, she asks if she's seen it, I forward it to her with the email I sent her 2 weeks ago and she says "Oh right... I've slept since then.". TF?

 

[Joe T]

"Please be advised" at the end of every email from IT - particularly when it is an email telling you something isn't working and they are struggling to fix it......

Would you prefer to be in the dark?

"We're doing a board upgrade."

"We're doing a board upgrade. Please be advised."

The first one is better. "Please be advised" contains no useful information, and it doesn't even sound cool. If you're going to tack a pointless phrase onto the end of a notice like that, I'd suggest going with either "You got served," or "Thank you, drive through."

Reminds me of "forewarned" and "warned". Just say, "warned". There are no postwarnings. That would be worthless. So forewarned is not useful.

 

[Hov34]

"Work Ongoing"

FU

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Mentioned it elsehwere and it doesn't realy go here, but my idiot boss said "take it with a grain assault" today.

 

[B Maverick]

Heard a new one last week and wasnt going to look through to find it here so Ill post...

Efforting

As in he is efforting his way through traffic to get here. What is that?

Thought this was a radio show thing, but maybe it's made its way out into the cooltalk lexicon?

boots on the ground

Yeah get that one a lot in real estate development.

Got this gem from the lady I report to a couple times recently: "I've slept since then". Background: asking her if we should move forward with a consultant's proposal, she asks if she's seen it, I forward it to her with the email I sent her 2 weeks ago and she says "Oh right... I've slept since then.". TF?

If you were listening to Petros and Money thats where I heard it. Is it only radio fun?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Mentioned it elsehwere and it doesn't realy go here, but my idiot boss said "take it with a grain assault" today.

Oh, he was just referring to one of my aliai. I break out "Grain Assault" to discuss the price of wheat and other agricultural issues