So I am on the treadmill tonight. Thunderstorms here in the KC area. So I decide to zone out and do a low HR run. Goal is under 140.
I’m cruising along at 140 or so and I start thinking about this thread and
@gruecd today when he posted that song as a means of motivation. Heart rate jumps to 144.
What the ####. That ####### grue throwing that #### in there, and now my slow workout is all jacked up. I start thinking about
@tri-man 47 rubbing
@SFBayDucks feet, and my heart rate goes back to normal.
After a couple of miles, I start thinking about grue again, this time in the context of trying to run this 10k coming up. Heart rate spikes immediately to 146. ####. That ####### cheesehead is screwing with my workout somehow. Doesn’t he know I am trying to make my body more efficient so when the 10K comes I can knock it out of the park? WTF.
I start thinking about
@gianmarco passed out on the grass at the relay, and my heart rate settles back down again.
One mile to go, and I start thinking about the Packers draft. I can just see grue steaming with every pick, as I laugh my ### off at home. Dang heart rate spikes AGAIN to 147. Jesus Mary Joseph of running - help a brother out here. I’m trying to run slow for crissakes.
So I think about
@Brony drinking beers during the relay after he already la-di-da’d through some fast runs of his own while he watched us guys (namely me) run slow as hell. Heart rate settles back down.
So to sum it up, grue is evil.