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'wikkidpissah said:
'jdoggydogg said:
Gladiator

Big fan of this movie.
i wish i was in the mood for a fight, cuz this would do it. maybe tomorrow.
Fighting about the movie or watching the movie because it has good fighting?
worst Best Picture since Greatest Show on Earth.
What, you're a fan of Forrest Gump?Sorry, bro. You lose:

2005 - "Crash"

2004 - "Million Dollar Baby"

2003 - "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"

2002 - "Chicago"

2001 - "A Beautiful Mind"

1998 - "Shakespeare in Love"

1997 - "Titanic"

1996 - "The English Patient"

1994 - "Forrest Gump"

1990 - "Dances With Wolves"

1989 - "Driving Miss Daisy"

1988 - "Rain Man"

 
'wikkidpissah said:
'jdoggydogg said:
Gladiator

Big fan of this movie.
i wish i was in the mood for a fight, cuz this would do it. maybe tomorrow.
Fighting about the movie or watching the movie because it has good fighting?
worst Best Picture since Greatest Show on Earth.
What, you're a fan of Forrest Gump?Sorry, bro. You lose:

2005 - "Crash"

2004 - "Million Dollar Baby"

2003 - "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"

2002 - "Chicago"

2001 - "A Beautiful Mind"

1998 - "Shakespeare in Love"

1997 - "Titanic"

1996 - "The English Patient"

1994 - "Forrest Gump"

1990 - "Dances With Wolves"

1989 - "Driving Miss Daisy"

1988 - "Rain Man"
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
 
True Blood:

Watched 2-3 episodes of this over the past week. Really want to like this show, but not a huge fan of the mix they have going of interesting vs. over the top cheesy. A lot of the basic ideas of the show are good and how people are acting and reacting towards the vampires, but then you get terrible characters and acting such as the gay cook, and Sookie's brother. I am sure I'll trudge through the first season to see if it gets better, but my expectations have been lowered.

Breaking Bad:

See above. Love the idea of the show, and really like the lead character. However, I have only gotten a couple episodes into it and already find his partner in crime really irritating. I'll probably get through this faster than True Blood, but I am hoping I start to like the kid better or can at least ignore him more.
True Blood is awful. Breaking Bad is brilliant. Give up on True Blood and devote yourself to BB :thumbup:
True Blood could have been great had they kept the focus on Vampires, with each new fairy tale creature introduced, my interest wanes.
 
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created an "accidental history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.

 
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I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created a "personal history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
Except that Gladiator wasn't supposed to be an historical epic. And movies like Alexander and Troy set the sword and sandal genre back by orders of magnitude more than Gladiator did.What other movies to you think follow the Gump template?

 
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created a "personal history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
Except that Gladiator wasn't supposed to be an historical epic. And movies like Alexander and Troy set the sword and sandal genre back by orders of magnitude more than Gladiator did.What other movies to you think follow the Gump template?
Big Fish was the only thing that quickly came to my mind. Maybe Benjamin Button. As time passes Gump will probably be remembered as one of the great American Tall Tales just like Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan.
 
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created a "personal history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
Except that Gladiator wasn't supposed to be an historical epic. And movies like Alexander and Troy set the sword and sandal genre back by orders of magnitude more than Gladiator did.What other movies to you think follow the Gump template?
Big Fish was the only thing that quickly came to my mind. Maybe Benjamin Button. As time passes Gump will probably be remembered as one of the great American Tall Tales just like Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan.
The Postman oddly follows this model. Side note: the book took just as an absurd left turn for The Postman as it did for Forrest Gump.
 
What other movies to you think follow the Gump template?
Big Fish was the only thing that quickly came to my mind. Maybe Benjamin Button. As time passes Gump will probably be remembered as one of the great American Tall Tales just like Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan.
Oh my.
I'm not saying I support it, but the fact remains. One of the most ridiculous characters ever created is also probably the most well known character from the the entire decade of the 90's.
 
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created a "personal history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
Except that Gladiator wasn't supposed to be an historical epic. And movies like Alexander and Troy set the sword and sandal genre back by orders of magnitude more than Gladiator did.What other movies to you think follow the Gump template?
Benjamin Button is the obvious one (edit: yes, Big Fish, good). Not good at lists, but i recognize a lot of what started with Gump (you may notice i edited my previous post to replace "personal" with "accidental" history) in many pix.Gladiator simply couldnt have happened, any more than the Civil War could have been won by an heroic black General of the Army. The fault in it is just as egregious.

Never has life been cheaper among "civilized" folk than in Ancient Rome. Twas a wild, wild world - you made your play if you got a chance at the top (and slaves became senators, and vice versa, often) and, if your reach exceeded your grasp, you found yourself holding a magnificently decadent party for several hundred of your closest friends before opening your belly into a conduit which let every drop of blood flow into the Po.

When dealing with emperors, upping the ante was the most anyone could do. One never put Suckerus the Great all-in, because he would just grab two aces out of the deck & have you hauled away for a lovely flaying if you did. A slave/commodity/gamepiece could have gotten a chance to play an emperor for all the chips about as often as i (60yo, 300+ lbs, broke) could get Alba to bite the pillow. Youre right - it wasnt a history picture, but it was a picture where you cant get the history that wrong.

 
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Gladiator simply couldnt have happened, any more than the Civil War could have been won by an heroic black General of the Army. The fault in it is just as egregious. Never has life been cheaper among "civilized" folk than in Ancient Rome. Twas a wild, wild world - you made your play if you got a chance at the top (and slaves became senators, and vice versa, often) and, if your reach exceeded your grasp, you found yourself holding a magnificently decadent party for several hundred of your closest friends before opening your belly into a conduit which let every drop of blood flow into the Po. When dealing with emperors, upping the ante was the most anyone could do. One never put Suckerus the Great all-in, because he would just grab two aces out of the deck & have you hauled away for a lovely flaying if you did. A slave/commodity/gamepiece could have gotten a chance to play an emperor for all the chips about as often as i (60yo, 300+ lbs, broke) could get Alba to bite the pillow. Youre right - it wasnt a history picture, but it was a picture where you cant get the history that wrong.
I think the criteria of "could it possibly happen" or "it didn't happen that way" are unfair ones for fictional movies set in an historical context.Is "The Untouchables" no good because it wasn't really Elliot Ness that brought down Capone?The events that "Battleship Potempkin" are based on are significantly different than what is portrayed. :shrug:
 
'wikkidpissah said:
'jdoggydogg said:
Gladiator

Big fan of this movie.
i wish i was in the mood for a fight, cuz this would do it. maybe tomorrow.
Fighting about the movie or watching the movie because it has good fighting?
worst Best Picture since Greatest Show on Earth.
What, you're a fan of Forrest Gump?Sorry, bro. You lose:

2005 - "Crash"

2004 - "Million Dollar Baby"

2003 - "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"

2002 - "Chicago"

2001 - "A Beautiful Mind"

1998 - "Shakespeare in Love"

1997 - "Titanic"

1996 - "The English Patient"

1994 - "Forrest Gump"

1990 - "Dances With Wolves"

1989 - "Driving Miss Daisy"

1988 - "Rain Man"
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
Gump was a lightweight, ephemeral movie. Entertaining, yes. But in no way better than Gladiator.
 
True Blood:

Watched 2-3 episodes of this over the past week. Really want to like this show, but not a huge fan of the mix they have going of interesting vs. over the top cheesy. A lot of the basic ideas of the show are good and how people are acting and reacting towards the vampires, but then you get terrible characters and acting such as the gay cook, and Sookie's brother. I am sure I'll trudge through the first season to see if it gets better, but my expectations have been lowered.

Breaking Bad:

See above. Love the idea of the show, and really like the lead character. However, I have only gotten a couple episodes into it and already find his partner in crime really irritating. I'll probably get through this faster than True Blood, but I am hoping I start to like the kid better or can at least ignore him more.
True Blood is awful. Breaking Bad is brilliant. Give up on True Blood and devote yourself to BB :thumbup:
True Blood could have been great had they kept the focus on Vampires, with each new fairy tale creature introduced, my interest wanes.
I think the material was in place for True Blood to be great. But the "humor" isn't very funny, and the acting isn't always strong enough to elevate the material.
 
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created an "accidental history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
So you normally refer to movies for history lessons? I haven't seen a survey on this yet, but I'm fairly certain that cinema has long played very loose with the facts when tackling historical material.
 
Gladiator simply couldnt have happened, any more than the Civil War could have been won by an heroic black General of the Army. The fault in it is just as egregious. Never has life been cheaper among "civilized" folk than in Ancient Rome. Twas a wild, wild world - you made your play if you got a chance at the top (and slaves became senators, and vice versa, often) and, if your reach exceeded your grasp, you found yourself holding a magnificently decadent party for several hundred of your closest friends before opening your belly into a conduit which let every drop of blood flow into the Po. When dealing with emperors, upping the ante was the most anyone could do. One never put Suckerus the Great all-in, because he would just grab two aces out of the deck & have you hauled away for a lovely flaying if you did. A slave/commodity/gamepiece could have gotten a chance to play an emperor for all the chips about as often as i (60yo, 300+ lbs, broke) could get Alba to bite the pillow. Youre right - it wasnt a history picture, but it was a picture where you cant get the history that wrong.
I think the criteria of "could it possibly happen" or "it didn't happen that way" are unfair ones for fictional movies set in an historical context.Is "The Untouchables" no good because it wasn't really Elliot Ness that brought down Capone?The events that "Battleship Potempkin" are based on are significantly different than what is portrayed. :shrug:
:goodposting:I'm rarely a fan of this kind of criticism. When a movie happens to be historically accurate, I think that's a pleasant byproduct. But to single out any one movie as historically inaccurate neglects to consider that almost all movies based on historical events play loose with the facts.
 
Gladiator simply couldnt have happened, any more than the Civil War could have been won by an heroic black General of the Army. The fault in it is just as egregious.

Never has life been cheaper among "civilized" folk than in Ancient Rome. Twas a wild, wild world - you made your play if you got a chance at the top (and slaves became senators, and vice versa, often) and, if your reach exceeded your grasp, you found yourself holding a magnificently decadent party for several hundred of your closest friends before opening your belly into a conduit which let every drop of blood flow into the Po.

When dealing with emperors, upping the ante was the most anyone could do. One never put Suckerus the Great all-in, because he would just grab two aces out of the deck & have you hauled away for a lovely flaying if you did. A slave/commodity/gamepiece could have gotten a chance to play an emperor for all the chips about as often as i (60yo, 300+ lbs, broke) could get Alba to bite the pillow. Youre right - it wasnt a history picture, but it was a picture where you cant get the history that wrong.
I think the criteria of "could it possibly happen" or "it didn't happen that way" are unfair ones for fictional movies set in an historical context.Is "The Untouchables" no good because it wasn't really Elliot Ness that brought down Capone?

The events that "Battleship Potempkin" are based on are significantly different than what is portrayed.

:shrug:
This all reminds me of when the ur-pokerwriter Mike Caro used five pages of one of the early issues of Card Player Magazine to delineate how the famous hand of 5-card stud in "Cincinnati Kid" between McQueen & Edw G Robinson could not have happened. Ruined one of my favorite movies for me.Believe me, poetic license is something i understand completely. I'm not one of these continuity wonks who cant suspend belief.

Elliot Ness is OK cuz Elliot Ness exemplified the effort against the Mob. Were Capone brought down by a 12yo girl whose daddy Scarface killed, it damn well better be a comedy.

Gladiator is, in many ways, wonderful to behold. The set-up was magnificent - i especially appreciated noticing that Scott took great opportunity in enjoying how Joaquin Phoenix's cluelessness as to what he was playing made his performance soooo much juicier - and i was really looking fwd to Maximus walk the razor's edge getting the Emperor to play the game his way until it was too late. And, boom, he shows up Commodus in a way that his closest advisor couldnt do & keep his head, never mind a pawn in an entertainment. From there it was as if Peter Griffin made up the rest of the story as an excuse for why he wrecked the car.

Much to my chagrin, Crowe/Scott did this again with Robin Hood. As a virtual agoraphobe, i only ever go to the theater to see a movie if my cousin made it or my dad is in town. I was thrilled that a movie like Robin Hood had just come out on one parental visit, cuz pop's tastes are pretty old-fashioned. The film was also set magnificently - so much so that dad & i gave a nod to each other in the manner of "this is gonna be a ripsnorter".

Then Crowe Syndrome set in. The entire charm of the Robin Hood story was in its lack of scale, that a merry band could call a forest their own and defy the sheriff who sought to prosecute & persecute with mischief of many kinds. That aint good enough for Russ. He wasnt even satisfied with escalating it to a battle for the soul of Merry Ol'. It had to be FOR THE WORLD :explosion:. Maid Marian storming onto the beach leading a battalion that saved the day was far more hilarious than anything Mel Brooks offered in his treatment of the subject. I guess we are to be grateful that Alan o' Dale wasnt actually a ninja & Friar Tuck a Jedi Master. Crikey!

Heroes are the soul of cinema - we want to know them, feel them in ourselves & wonder if we have any of their stuff inside us. When one richards with circumstance to better serve the film idol and puff his conquests, the real heroes who made them possible are diminished.

 
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Heroes are the soul of cinema - we want to know them, feel them in ourselves & wonder if we have any of their stuff inside us. When one richards with circumstance to better serve the film idol and puff his conquests, the real heroes who made them possible are diminished.
Maximus grieves for his family and longs to be reunited with them. Those longings seem very personal and universal to me :shrug:
 
Heroes are the soul of cinema - we want to know them, feel them in ourselves & wonder if we have any of their stuff inside us. When one richards with circumstance to better serve the film idol and puff his conquests, the real heroes who made them possible are diminished.
Maximus grieves for his family and longs to be reunited with them. Those longings seem very personal and universal to me :shrug:
I'm not trying to convince you not to enjoy it. Just telling you why i dont and the negative impact i see that having on the way pictures of scale are made.
 
Now here is the crazy part. The movie pretty much concludes that: even though black women are absolutely the bat #### craziest, and there is no explanation for it, black men must just deal with it and stay with them. The only reason they gave for why the men should just 'take it' is that life is too short. That's all. Life is too short. As far as I could tell.
You ever see Tiger Woods, Barry Bonds, Kobe Bryant, or Michael Jackson with a black woman
 
Heroes are the soul of cinema - we want to know them, feel them in ourselves & wonder if we have any of their stuff inside us. When one richards with circumstance to better serve the film idol and puff his conquests, the real heroes who made them possible are diminished.
Maximus grieves for his family and longs to be reunited with them. Those longings seem very personal and universal to me :shrug:
I'm not trying to convince you not to enjoy it. Just telling you why i dont and the negative impact i see that having on the way pictures of scale are made.
Same here. I'm not a fan of Forrest Gump, but I understand why people like it.On another note, however, I don't know how you could think that The English Patient, Dances With Wolves, Driving Miss Daisy and Rain Man are better movies than Gladiator. Re-watch Dances With Wolves. It's pretty bad.

 
Gladiator is, in many ways, wonderful to behold. The set-up was magnificent - i especially appreciated noticing that Scott took great opportunity in enjoying how Joaquin Phoenix's cluelessness as to what he was playing made his performance soooo much juicier - and i was really looking fwd to Maximus walk the razor's edge getting the Emperor to play the game his way until it was too late. And, boom, he shows up Commodus in a way that his closest advisor couldnt do & keep his head, never mind a pawn in an entertainment. From there it was as if Peter Griffin made up the rest of the story as an excuse for why he wrecked the car.
But Maximus wasn't just any old slave. He was one of the empire's greatest generals.
 
'wikkidpissah said:
'jdoggydogg said:
Gladiator

Big fan of this movie.
i wish i was in the mood for a fight, cuz this would do it. maybe tomorrow.
Fighting about the movie or watching the movie because it has good fighting?
worst Best Picture since Greatest Show on Earth.
What, you're a fan of Forrest Gump?Sorry, bro. You lose:

2005 - "Crash"

2004 - "Million Dollar Baby"

2003 - "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"

2002 - "Chicago"

2001 - "A Beautiful Mind"

1998 - "Shakespeare in Love"

1997 - "Titanic"

1996 - "The English Patient"

1994 - "Forrest Gump"

1990 - "Dances With Wolves"

1989 - "Driving Miss Daisy"

1988 - "Rain Man"
I wouldnt say Gladiator is that much better than half of these, and the other half of those I have no interest whatsoever in seeing for the most part.
 
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created a "personal history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
Except that Gladiator wasn't supposed to be an historical epic. And movies like Alexander and Troy set the sword and sandal genre back by orders of magnitude more than Gladiator did.What other movies to you think follow the Gump template?
Big Fish was the only thing that quickly came to my mind. Maybe Benjamin Button. As time passes Gump will probably be remembered as one of the great American Tall Tales just like Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan.
Solid flick

 
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Heroes are the soul of cinema - we want to know them, feel them in ourselves & wonder if we have any of their stuff inside us. When one richards with circumstance to better serve the film idol and puff his conquests, the real heroes who made them possible are diminished.
Maximus grieves for his family and longs to be reunited with them. Those longings seem very personal and universal to me :shrug:
I'm not trying to convince you not to enjoy it. Just telling you why i dont and the negative impact i see that having on the way pictures of scale are made.
Same here. I'm not a fan of Forrest Gump, but I understand why people like it.On another note, however, I don't know how you could think that The English Patient, Dances With Wolves, Driving Miss Daisy and Rain Man are better movies than Gladiator. Re-watch Dances With Wolves. It's pretty bad.
DWW was pretty pathetic but, as one whose father has a Census Card, i'm more forgiving of Noble ***** movies than i should be. The 2nd half was almost as unforgivable as Gladiator, but it did not violate the first half quite as much. And i really liked the "lone in wilderness" aspect of the first half. That describes a hell of a lot more about what the settling of the west was like than most other western movies - would be something i'd love to see Mallick undertake.As to the others you list - i found them each charming & effective.

 
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created an "accidental history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
So you normally refer to movies for history lessons? I haven't seen a survey on this yet, but I'm fairly certain that cinema has long played very loose with the facts when tackling historical material.
Yeah, movies that deter or disappoint based on historical fact for me are few and far between. After all, theyre movies for a reason.
 
I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created a "personal history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
Except that Gladiator wasn't supposed to be an historical epic. And movies like Alexander and Troy set the sword and sandal genre back by orders of magnitude more than Gladiator did.What other movies to you think follow the Gump template?
Big Fish was the only thing that quickly came to my mind. Maybe Benjamin Button. As time passes Gump will probably be remembered as one of the great American Tall Tales just like Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan.
Solid flick
You don't need to tell me that, one of my favorite flicks as a kid.Swayze as Pecos Bill is almost unrecognizable under the hat the mustache. We had a lot more dislocated joints as kids once we realized the importance of a "trigger finger".

ETA: Parents do your kid's a favor and track down Disney's Melody Time from 1948. There is a Pecos Bill short at the end of that that I also enjoyed a lot. Its really scary to me that my child might grow up without any appreciation for the classics. He's three years old and yelled out "I love Justin Bieber!" at Walmart the other night when he seen the dvd display. I couldn't find a train to throw myself in front of fast enough.

 
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I happen to be a fan of Forrest Gump, yes. For one, it created a genre/template, while Gladiator set its own back a generation.
I don't understand either of those statements. :confused:
Somehow, I'm used to that (and its not just you). Gump created an "accidental history" template that has been followed several times since, as well as putting on the front porch the concept of using CGI to tell stories of scale.

Gladiator achieved what most bothers me with pictures. When a grand hero subject such as Spartacus or Alexander gets the Hollywood treatment, the scale of such ventures generally limit the telling to once per generation, meaning that when they get told badly, the case for real heroes, flawed & magnificent, gets set back a gen. Gladiator misrepresented the mood of early-century Rome as badly as if a Civil War story were told without recognition of slavery, and it not only ruined the first chance we had at it since the awful Italian gladiator movies killed the genre but spawned a series of "historical" pictures which had no sense of history.
So you normally refer to movies for history lessons? I haven't seen a survey on this yet, but I'm fairly certain that cinema has long played very loose with the facts when tackling historical material.
Yeah, movies that deter or disappoint based on historical fact for me are few and far between. After all, theyre movies for a reason.
Yes.
 
Wikkid - I hope you hold Bravehart to that same criteria. It plays fast and loose with historical reality at least as egregiously as Gladiator.

 
Heroes are the soul of cinema - we want to know them, feel them in ourselves & wonder if we have any of their stuff inside us. When one richards with circumstance to better serve the film idol and puff his conquests, the real heroes who made them possible are diminished.
Maximus grieves for his family and longs to be reunited with them. Those longings seem very personal and universal to me :shrug:
I'm not trying to convince you not to enjoy it. Just telling you why i dont and the negative impact i see that having on the way pictures of scale are made.
Same here. I'm not a fan of Forrest Gump, but I understand why people like it.On another note, however, I don't know how you could think that The English Patient, Dances With Wolves, Driving Miss Daisy and Rain Man are better movies than Gladiator. Re-watch Dances With Wolves. It's pretty bad.
DWW was pretty pathetic but, as one whose father has a Census Card, i'm more forgiving of Noble ***** movies than i should be. The 2nd half was almost as unforgivable as Gladiator, but it did not violate the first half quite as much. And i really liked the "lone in wilderness" aspect of the first half. That describes a hell of a lot more about what the settling of the west was like than most other western movies - would be something i'd love to see Mallick undertake.As to the others you list - i found them each charming & effective.
If you watch The Last of The Mohicans and Dances With Wolves as a double feature, you'll see that Mohicans holds up pretty well. I really enjoyed DWW when it was released. But re-watching it recently, it's terribly hoary.You didn't single out Crash. Here's a movie with no subtlety or nuance. Crash was a juvenile, cliche mess. I'd argue that both Crash and Gladiator had very basic plots that rely on some fairly obvious emotions. But with Gladiator, I didn't feel like I was being scolded.

 
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Saw the trailer for this and thought it looked awful. I had watched a couple snippets of the movie 4 or 5 times on HBO, and thought it was awful.

Then the other night I watched it from the beginning, expecting it to be awful, and was stunned by just how entertaining it was. I lol'd several times and thoroughly enjoyed the ride. One of the best comic book movies ever, imo. Very entertaining.

Reminded me of 2 valuable lessons: Just because a trailer looks awful, doesn't mean the movie will be. And you can't always accurately judge the quality of a movie when catching a scene or 2 in the middle of it.

 
Gladiator is, in many ways, wonderful to behold. The set-up was magnificent - i especially appreciated noticing that Scott took great opportunity in enjoying how Joaquin Phoenix's cluelessness as to what he was playing made his performance soooo much juicier - and i was really looking fwd to Maximus walk the razor's edge getting the Emperor to play the game his way until it was too late. And, boom, he shows up Commodus in a way that his closest advisor couldnt do & keep his head, never mind a pawn in an entertainment. From there it was as if Peter Griffin made up the rest of the story as an excuse for why he wrecked the car.
But Maximus wasn't just any old slave. He was one of the empire's greatest generals.
dont matter - he took a tack that would have gotten him summarily executed without a 2nd thought. believe me, i enjoyed the theme & setup soooo much that i was rooting for such clever filmmakers to deliver on its promise and follow the premise they set everything upon. then the Crowe came calling....the court jester can change the world by subtle revelation of the emperor's lack of clothes, even by setting a ego trap for the King to fall into at a point where it would be too late for him to have interest in anything but saving himself but, if he does a limpwristed impression of his swordfighting technique or calls the Queen a slut...vroooomp....you cant tell jokes when your head's on a pike.
 
Wikkid - I hope you hold Bravehart to that same criteria. It plays fast and loose with historical reality at least as egregiously as Gladiator.
Colorful waste of time with excellent headless breasts. I think we've unmasked something about ol wikkid here - if youre going to disappoint him in the end, raise not his hopes at all. That could well be the ultimate fault of Gladiator
 
Reminded me of 2 valuable lessons: Just because a trailer looks awful, doesn't mean the movie will be. And you can't always accurately judge the quality of a movie when catching a scene or 2 in the middle of it.
I need to remember this. I used to have a theory that a trailer revealed everything about a movie. Like, if the trailer is bad then the movie will be bad. But as I've tried to collect evidence to support this, I've been failing. One example is Tangled. I haven't seen it yet, but the trailer looks awful. But people that saw the movie thought it was really fun, and that the trailer misrepresented the movie.
 
Gladiator is, in many ways, wonderful to behold. The set-up was magnificent - i especially appreciated noticing that Scott took great opportunity in enjoying how Joaquin Phoenix's cluelessness as to what he was playing made his performance soooo much juicier - and i was really looking fwd to Maximus walk the razor's edge getting the Emperor to play the game his way until it was too late. And, boom, he shows up Commodus in a way that his closest advisor couldnt do & keep his head, never mind a pawn in an entertainment. From there it was as if Peter Griffin made up the rest of the story as an excuse for why he wrecked the car.
But Maximus wasn't just any old slave. He was one of the empire's greatest generals.
dont matter - he took a tack that would have gotten him summarily executed without a 2nd thought. believe me, i enjoyed the theme & setup soooo much that i was rooting for such clever filmmakers to deliver on its promise and follow the premise they set everything upon. then the Crowe came calling....the court jester can change the world by subtle revelation of the emperor's lack of clothes, even by setting a ego trap for the King to fall into at a point where it would be too late for him to have interest in anything but saving himself but, if he does a limpwristed impression of his swordfighting technique or calls the Queen a slut...vroooomp....you cant tell jokes when your head's on a pike.
I don't believe you. Because the character of Commodus in the movie Gladiator was motivated much more by wanting to be loved (by his subjects as a surrogate for his father) than he was by being feared. And since he's a fictional character set in an historical context, the movie is free to play with his reactions as it will. The Roman Emperors did a lot of bat #### crazy things. Allowing a disobedient slave to show him up with a plan to discredit him later would be one of the tamer ideas in comparison.

 
Gladiator is, in many ways, wonderful to behold. The set-up was magnificent - i especially appreciated noticing that Scott took great opportunity in enjoying how Joaquin Phoenix's cluelessness as to what he was playing made his performance soooo much juicier - and i was really looking fwd to Maximus walk the razor's edge getting the Emperor to play the game his way until it was too late. And, boom, he shows up Commodus in a way that his closest advisor couldnt do & keep his head, never mind a pawn in an entertainment. From there it was as if Peter Griffin made up the rest of the story as an excuse for why he wrecked the car.
But Maximus wasn't just any old slave. He was one of the empire's greatest generals.
dont matter - he took a tack that would have gotten him summarily executed without a 2nd thought. believe me, i enjoyed the theme & setup soooo much that i was rooting for such clever filmmakers to deliver on its promise and follow the premise they set everything upon. then the Crowe came calling....the court jester can change the world by subtle revelation of the emperor's lack of clothes, even by setting a ego trap for the King to fall into at a point where it would be too late for him to have interest in anything but saving himself but, if he does a limpwristed impression of his swordfighting technique or calls the Queen a slut...vroooomp....you cant tell jokes when your head's on a pike.
Right. But within the framework of this movie, the emperor did not suffer Maximus' defiance in silence. He immediately fixed a stadium battle that should have killed Maximus. And to chop off Maximus' head in jail would go against the emperor's own wishes. The emperor's goal was to give the people games to distract them from their own misery.
 
Gladiator is, in many ways, wonderful to behold. The set-up was magnificent - i especially appreciated noticing that Scott took great opportunity in enjoying how Joaquin Phoenix's cluelessness as to what he was playing made his performance soooo much juicier - and i was really looking fwd to Maximus walk the razor's edge getting the Emperor to play the game his way until it was too late. And, boom, he shows up Commodus in a way that his closest advisor couldnt do & keep his head, never mind a pawn in an entertainment. From there it was as if Peter Griffin made up the rest of the story as an excuse for why he wrecked the car.
But Maximus wasn't just any old slave. He was one of the empire's greatest generals.
dont matter - he took a tack that would have gotten him summarily executed without a 2nd thought. believe me, i enjoyed the theme & setup soooo much that i was rooting for such clever filmmakers to deliver on its promise and follow the premise they set everything upon. then the Crowe came calling....the court jester can change the world by subtle revelation of the emperor's lack of clothes, even by setting a ego trap for the King to fall into at a point where it would be too late for him to have interest in anything but saving himself but, if he does a limpwristed impression of his swordfighting technique or calls the Queen a slut...vroooomp....you cant tell jokes when your head's on a pike.
I don't believe you. Because the character of Commodus in the movie Gladiator was motivated much more by wanting to be loved (by his subjects as a surrogate for his father) than he was by being feared. And since he's a fictional character set in an historical context, the movie is free to play with his reactions as it will. The Roman Emperors did a lot of bat #### crazy things. Allowing a disobedient slave to show him up with a plan to discredit him later would be one of the tamer ideas in comparison.
Yes. And furthermore, this emperor is a weak, neurotic coward. Given his personality in the film, he'd be more likely to agonize over this decision than to just execute Maximus on the spot. This emperor is filled with self-loathing and impotence.
 
If you watch The Last of The Mohicans and Dances With Wolves as a double feature, you'll see that Mohicans holds up pretty well. I really enjoyed DWW when it was released. But re-watching it recently, it's terribly hoary.
I dont disagree, but youre also comparing a movie directed by Michael Mann starring DDL and Wes Studi to a movie directed by Kevin Costner starring Kevin Costner and Graham Greene...Almost apples and oranges.
 
Heroes are the soul of cinema - we want to know them, feel them in ourselves & wonder if we have any of their stuff inside us. When one richards with circumstance to better serve the film idol and puff his conquests, the real heroes who made them possible are diminished.
Maximus grieves for his family and longs to be reunited with them. Those longings seem very personal and universal to me :shrug:
I'm not trying to convince you not to enjoy it. Just telling you why i dont and the negative impact i see that having on the way pictures of scale are made.
Same here. I'm not a fan of Forrest Gump, but I understand why people like it.On another note, however, I don't know how you could think that The English Patient, Dances With Wolves, Driving Miss Daisy and Rain Man are better movies than Gladiator. Re-watch Dances With Wolves. It's pretty bad.
DWW was pretty pathetic but, as one whose father has a Census Card, i'm more forgiving of Noble ***** movies than i should be. The 2nd half was almost as unforgivable as Gladiator, but it did not violate the first half quite as much. And i really liked the "lone in wilderness" aspect of the first half. That describes a hell of a lot more about what the settling of the west was like than most other western movies - would be something i'd love to see Mallick undertake.As to the others you list - i found them each charming & effective.
If you watch The Last of The Mohicans and Dances With Wolves as a double feature, you'll see that Mohicans holds up pretty well. I really enjoyed DWW when it was released. But re-watching it recently, it's terribly hoary.You didn't single out Crash. Here's a movie with no subtlety or nuance. Crash was a juvenile, cliche mess. I'd argue that both Crash and Gladiator had very basic plots that rely on some fairly obvious emotions. But with Gladiator, I didn't feel like I was being scolded.
Except for the Cheadle story line, I enjoyed Crash when i saw it. Wasnt disappointed when it won an Oscar because it was carrying on the work established by one of my favorite movies of the last gen, Grand Canyon, and Munich disappointed me & Brokeback literally sucked. Havent had a chance to revisit it - will let u know if i do.
 
If you watch The Last of The Mohicans and Dances With Wolves as a double feature, you'll see that Mohicans holds up pretty well. I really enjoyed DWW when it was released. But re-watching it recently, it's terribly hoary.
I dont disagree, but youre also comparing a movie directed by Michael Mann starring DDL and Wes Studi to a movie directed by Kevin Costner starring Kevin Costner and Graham Greene...Almost apples and oranges.
Yes. Yes I am :thumbup:
 
I don't believe you. Because the character of Commodus in the movie Gladiator was motivated much more by wanting to be loved (by his subjects as a surrogate for his father) than he was by being feared. And since he's a fictional character set in an historical context, the movie is free to play with his reactions as it will. The Roman Emperors did a lot of bat #### crazy things. Allowing a disobedient slave to show him up with a plan to discredit him later would be one of the tamer ideas in comparison.
Yes. And furthermore, this emperor is a weak, neurotic coward. Given his personality in the film, he'd be more likely to agonize over this decision than to just execute Maximus on the spot. This emperor is filled with self-loathing and impotence.
You both win. Great flick.
 
Heroes are the soul of cinema - we want to know them, feel them in ourselves & wonder if we have any of their stuff inside us. When one richards with circumstance to better serve the film idol and puff his conquests, the real heroes who made them possible are diminished.
Maximus grieves for his family and longs to be reunited with them. Those longings seem very personal and universal to me :shrug:
I'm not trying to convince you not to enjoy it. Just telling you why i dont and the negative impact i see that having on the way pictures of scale are made.
Same here. I'm not a fan of Forrest Gump, but I understand why people like it.On another note, however, I don't know how you could think that The English Patient, Dances With Wolves, Driving Miss Daisy and Rain Man are better movies than Gladiator. Re-watch Dances With Wolves. It's pretty bad.
DWW was pretty pathetic but, as one whose father has a Census Card, i'm more forgiving of Noble ***** movies than i should be. The 2nd half was almost as unforgivable as Gladiator, but it did not violate the first half quite as much. And i really liked the "lone in wilderness" aspect of the first half. That describes a hell of a lot more about what the settling of the west was like than most other western movies - would be something i'd love to see Mallick undertake.As to the others you list - i found them each charming & effective.
If you watch The Last of The Mohicans and Dances With Wolves as a double feature, you'll see that Mohicans holds up pretty well. I really enjoyed DWW when it was released. But re-watching it recently, it's terribly hoary.You didn't single out Crash. Here's a movie with no subtlety or nuance. Crash was a juvenile, cliche mess. I'd argue that both Crash and Gladiator had very basic plots that rely on some fairly obvious emotions. But with Gladiator, I didn't feel like I was being scolded.
Except for the Cheadle story line, I enjoyed Crash when i saw it. Wasnt disappointed when it won an Oscar because it was carrying on the work established by one of my favorite movies of the last gen, Grand Canyon, and Munich disappointed me & Brokeback literally sucked. Havent had a chance to revisit it - will let u know if i do.
Really? Munich? Munich is 10 times better than Crash. Crash was two hours that screamed, "Racism is bad! Really, really bad!!!"Brokeback was not a good movie. I really liked Ledger a lot. But Gyllenhaal? That fake mustache was ridiculous. And I didn't believe these guys were a couple. For a movie that gets a gay couple right, see Colin Firth in A Single Man.

 
I don't believe you. Because the character of Commodus in the movie Gladiator was motivated much more by wanting to be loved (by his subjects as a surrogate for his father) than he was by being feared. And since he's a fictional character set in an historical context, the movie is free to play with his reactions as it will. The Roman Emperors did a lot of bat #### crazy things. Allowing a disobedient slave to show him up with a plan to discredit him later would be one of the tamer ideas in comparison.
Yes. And furthermore, this emperor is a weak, neurotic coward. Given his personality in the film, he'd be more likely to agonize over this decision than to just execute Maximus on the spot. This emperor is filled with self-loathing and impotence.
You both win. Great flick.
Then it's settled :banned:
 
I don't believe you. Because the character of Commodus in the movie Gladiator was motivated much more by wanting to be loved (by his subjects as a surrogate for his father) than he was by being feared. And since he's a fictional character set in an historical context, the movie is free to play with his reactions as it will. The Roman Emperors did a lot of bat #### crazy things. Allowing a disobedient slave to show him up with a plan to discredit him later would be one of the tamer ideas in comparison.
Yes. And furthermore, this emperor is a weak, neurotic coward. Given his personality in the film, he'd be more likely to agonize over this decision than to just execute Maximus on the spot. This emperor is filled with self-loathing and impotence.
You both win. Great flick.
Then it's settled :banned:
Indeed. Now there are two things ive learned from the FFA - a great love for Gladiator and Rush.
 
I don't believe you. Because the character of Commodus in the movie Gladiator was motivated much more by wanting to be loved (by his subjects as a surrogate for his father) than he was by being feared. And since he's a fictional character set in an historical context, the movie is free to play with his reactions as it will. The Roman Emperors did a lot of bat #### crazy things. Allowing a disobedient slave to show him up with a plan to discredit him later would be one of the tamer ideas in comparison.
Yes. And furthermore, this emperor is a weak, neurotic coward. Given his personality in the film, he'd be more likely to agonize over this decision than to just execute Maximus on the spot. This emperor is filled with self-loathing and impotence.
You both win. Great flick.
Then it's settled :banned:
Indeed. Now there are two things ive learned from the FFA - a great love for Gladiator and Rush.
...and multi-page conversations about poop.
 
If you watch The Last of The Mohicans and Dances With Wolves as a double feature, you'll see that Mohicans holds up pretty well. I really enjoyed DWW when it was released. But re-watching it recently, it's terribly hoary.
I dont disagree, but youre also comparing a movie directed by Michael Mann starring DDL and Wes Studi to a movie directed by Kevin Costner starring Kevin Costner and Graham Greene...Almost apples and oranges.
If by 'almost apples and oranges' you mean apples and that fake plastic fruit that people use for decor, then I agree.Then again, Last of the Mohicans is the best and most perfect movie I've ever seen, so only an elite few movies are going to be comparable to it.
 
If you watch The Last of The Mohicans and Dances With Wolves as a double feature, you'll see that Mohicans holds up pretty well. I really enjoyed DWW when it was released. But re-watching it recently, it's terribly hoary.
I dont disagree, but youre also comparing a movie directed by Michael Mann starring DDL and Wes Studi to a movie directed by Kevin Costner starring Kevin Costner and Graham Greene...Almost apples and oranges.
If by 'almost apples and oranges' you mean apples and that fake plastic fruit that people use for decor, then I agree.Then again, Last of the Mohicans is the best and most perfect movie I've ever seen, so only an elite few movies are going to be comparable to it.
Dont know if Id go that far, but its way up there for me. Easily best Native American-centric movie ever and I cant see anything topping it.
 
True Blood:

Watched 2-3 episodes of this over the past week. Really want to like this show, but not a huge fan of the mix they have going of interesting vs. over the top cheesy. A lot of the basic ideas of the show are good and how people are acting and reacting towards the vampires, but then you get terrible characters and acting such as the gay cook, and Sookie's brother. I am sure I'll trudge through the first season to see if it gets better, but my expectations have been lowered.

Breaking Bad:

See above. Love the idea of the show, and really like the lead character. However, I have only gotten a couple episodes into it and already find his partner in crime really irritating. I'll probably get through this faster than True Blood, but I am hoping I start to like the kid better or can at least ignore him more.
If you don't enjoy Lafayette (the gay cook) and Snookie's brother you might as well give up on it, because they are the best part of the show. I got into Season 1 pretty quickly, didn't really dig the whole storyline to Season 2 and I'm in the middle of S3 right now.Jesse's character is pretty uneven in Breaking Bad. The dive into the character pretty deep, you won't hate him forever, but you don't really like him for long either. Stick with the series though, it's gold.
Oof. Noted. I guess I will keep juggling between Breaking Bad and Mad Men. Thought True Blood would be up my alley, but didn't seem to stick with me. Also, looking at Anna Paquin was like a bad Seinfeld episode or something. Sometimes she would look really hot, and then the next scene she would look too much like her. :scared:

 
True Blood:

Watched 2-3 episodes of this over the past week. Really want to like this show, but not a huge fan of the mix they have going of interesting vs. over the top cheesy. A lot of the basic ideas of the show are good and how people are acting and reacting towards the vampires, but then you get terrible characters and acting such as the gay cook, and Sookie's brother. I am sure I'll trudge through the first season to see if it gets better, but my expectations have been lowered.

Breaking Bad:

See above. Love the idea of the show, and really like the lead character. However, I have only gotten a couple episodes into it and already find his partner in crime really irritating. I'll probably get through this faster than True Blood, but I am hoping I start to like the kid better or can at least ignore him more.
True Blood is awful. Breaking Bad is brilliant. Give up on True Blood and devote yourself to BB :thumbup:
True Blood could have been great had they kept the focus on Vampires, with each new fairy tale creature introduced, my interest wanes.
Ah, do they start throwing werewolves, zombies, witches and #### in there? Basically and adult 'Buffy' that's not nearly as cool or witty?
 
True Blood:

Watched 2-3 episodes of this over the past week. Really want to like this show, but not a huge fan of the mix they have going of interesting vs. over the top cheesy. A lot of the basic ideas of the show are good and how people are acting and reacting towards the vampires, but then you get terrible characters and acting such as the gay cook, and Sookie's brother. I am sure I'll trudge through the first season to see if it gets better, but my expectations have been lowered.

Breaking Bad:

See above. Love the idea of the show, and really like the lead character. However, I have only gotten a couple episodes into it and already find his partner in crime really irritating. I'll probably get through this faster than True Blood, but I am hoping I start to like the kid better or can at least ignore him more.
True Blood is awful. Breaking Bad is brilliant. Give up on True Blood and devote yourself to BB :thumbup:
True Blood could have been great had they kept the focus on Vampires, with each new fairy tale creature introduced, my interest wanes.
Ah, do they start throwing werewolves, zombies, witches and #### in there? Basically and adult 'Buffy' that's not nearly as cool or witty?
Nail. On the head.ETA: They do substitute boobs and homosexuality, but yeah, I'd take cool and witty any day.

 
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