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[Greco]

Leatherheads. I want to kill myself.

 

[red_stapler]

"Appaloosa" with Ed Harris and Viggo Mortenson. I'm not a fan of Westerns but went to see it with my bf who really likes westerns. I might have liked it more than he did. Ed Harris was very good in the lead. Viggo was good too. Renee Zelleweger's role annoying, poorly written and out of place. I found it impossible to feel any empathy for her.

Overall I'd give it a solid B.

oops, just realized this is the "renta" edition.

 

[KarmaPolice]

The Usual Suspects

I own this DVD, so I think I've seen it 12 times. I think this is a perfect movie. Great acting, great story, tremendous script. And as is the case with most of my favorite movies, almost all of the best stuff is in the script. Much of the excitement lies in the dialogue, not explosions and action. Plus, I forget about the humor in this movie. Some very funny lines, as well.

A+

Give me the ####### keys, you ####### ####ucking mother####er, aaarrrghh. Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my ####### tonight.

Hockney: Is it Friday already?

Fenster: I don't know anything about no ####in? truck.

Interrogation Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.

Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

Agree - just a great movie.

 

[jdoggydogg]

The Usual Suspects

I own this DVD, so I think I've seen it 12 times. I think this is a perfect movie. Great acting, great story, tremendous script. And as is the case with most of my favorite movies, almost all of the best stuff is in the script. Much of the excitement lies in the dialogue, not explosions and action. Plus, I forget about the humor in this movie. Some very funny lines, as well.

A+

Give me the ####### keys, you ####### ####ucking mother####er, aaarrrghh. Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my ####### tonight.

Hockney: Is it Friday already?

Fenster: I don't know anything about no ####in? truck.

Interrogation Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.

Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

Agree - just a great movie.

"They call me Verbal because I talk too much.""Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut the #### up."

 

[snogger]

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Marisa Tomei has aged well, she still looks nice. I thought this movie was okay. I liked the real feel the robber had to it, not a fanciful heist, just rather two down and out guys looking to make a score, think of something they have intimate knowledge of and try to make it happen. I thought it was a bit over the top on just how desperate they were, both had decent jobs, but sure they had bills to pay, but doesn't everyone? I didn't buy the whole waify drug dealer guy either, but whatever, it didn't detract too much from the downward spiral. Decent kill of two hours, but nothing earth shattering here either. 2.0/5.0

All I can say is - WOWThis, along with Departed and A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, was probably 1 of my favorite movies of the last few years

Sidney Lumet directs it to perfection

PSHoffman is Oscar worthy, and Hawke, Tomei, Finney were all great as well. As was Michael Shannon and Amy Ryan in lesser roles.

I think youre really missing something as far as the desperation. PSH is a heroin addict in a failing marriage. Hawke is divorced and owes mucho is child support. Theyre both in desperate situations.

Lumet calls this a 'melodrama', and he hits that on the dot

I thought this movie was absolutely mesmerizing and fantastic start to finish

Can anyone else chime in?

you nailed it. much better than 2.5/5. 4/5 here.

I liked it better than No country for old men. <Ducks incoming shoes>

 

[Greco]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

 

[yinzer]

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Marisa Tomei has aged well, she still looks nice. I thought this movie was okay. I liked the real feel the robber had to it, not a fanciful heist, just rather two down and out guys looking to make a score, think of something they have intimate knowledge of and try to make it happen. I thought it was a bit over the top on just how desperate they were, both had decent jobs, but sure they had bills to pay, but doesn't everyone? I didn't buy the whole waify drug dealer guy either, but whatever, it didn't detract too much from the downward spiral. Decent kill of two hours, but nothing earth shattering here either. 2.0/5.0

All I can say is - WOWThis, along with Departed and A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, was probably 1 of my favorite movies of the last few years

Sidney Lumet directs it to perfection

PSHoffman is Oscar worthy, and Hawke, Tomei, Finney were all great as well. As was Michael Shannon and Amy Ryan in lesser roles.

I think youre really missing something as far as the desperation. PSH is a heroin addict in a failing marriage. Hawke is divorced and owes mucho is child support. Theyre both in desperate situations.

Lumet calls this a 'melodrama', and he hits that on the dot

I thought this movie was absolutely mesmerizing and fantastic start to finish

Can anyone else chime in?

you nailed it. much better than 2.5/5. 4/5 here.

I liked it better than No country for old men. <Ducks incoming shoes>

I dont know how this guy only gave it 2 stars. I mean, it automatically gets 1 for the Tomei sex scene and other scene where shes full frontal for a good 30 seconds, and it should get another star for her looking like shes 32 when shes 44only 2 stars. I dont get it

 

[Statorama]

"Appaloosa" with Ed Harris and Viggo Mortenson. I'm not a fan of Westerns but went to see it with my bf who really likes westerns. I might have liked it more than he did. Ed Harris was very good in the lead. Viggo was good too. Renee Zelleweger's role annoying, poorly written and out of place. I found it impossible to feel any empathy for her. Overall I'd give it a solid B.

I'm curious as to how this compares to Tombstone.

 

[Statorama]

Never mind. He blows. I had him confused with the bearded guy that Roeper was co-hosting with on At The Movies.

i actually liked him. he seemed to have decent taste. he also seemed to be hopped up on something which made him kind of a classic movie geek...

Michael Williamson from the Tribune. I thought he was good as well.The new incarnation of At The Movies is awful. Although I do like their "rent it" option, and their insistance on showing Christie Lemire (sp?) for 5 minutes every week. Rowr!

I thought his name was Michael Phillips?

Probably.

 

[SofaKings]

Gave up on the Lions early so I took my daughters to see Beverly Hills Chihuahua. I hate annoying kid movies.

 

[yinzer]

"Appaloosa" with Ed Harris and Viggo Mortenson. I'm not a fan of Westerns but went to see it with my bf who really likes westerns. I might have liked it more than he did. Ed Harris was very good in the lead. Viggo was good too. Renee Zelleweger's role annoying, poorly written and out of place. I found it impossible to feel any empathy for her. Overall I'd give it a solid B.

I'm curious as to how this compares to Tombstone.

I would first see how it stands up to 3:10 to Yuma before I bring Tombstone or Unforgiven into the discussion

 

[fasteddie_21]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - It started out pretty meh, but it definitely picked up and there were some really really parts and definitely worth a rental. The gf and I agree that it was 3 of 4 stars rental. As long as you realize that it's another Knocked Up/Superbad type flick. And Mila Kunis... yummy.

Oh and we watched the director's cut, so we don't know what the 'regular' version did and didn't have in it. And do yourself a favor and watch the gag reel in the extras

We also picked up "The Fall" based on recommendations in this thread. Looking forward to seeing this tomorrow on Blu-Ray!

 

[guru_007]

let's see.....

Charlie Wilson's War

Much better than expected. Yeah, Julia Roberts was a bit of a let down (although nice bikini shot - that Jane girl was sooo hot), but I liked this one pretty well. I did find it a bit hard to believe Wilson was such a hard partier but yet had such intimate knowledge of every detail of every sub commitee action as well as world events (doesn't the dude ever get a hangover - seemed like a savant to me), but that did not detract from the overall movie. PSH was very believable in his role here, and his interaction with Hanks as well as the other CIA guys was good. Nice pacing to this one too. Not a great movie, but again, better than expected - 2.5/5.0

American Gangster

Ridley Scott, Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington, what's not to like about this one? Well, the movie was much worse than expected. Big yawner to me in fact. While no part of this movie stood out as poor, nothing stood out as more than average either. The story line was run of the mill, the performances were just ordinary, I just found nothing in this movie that entertaining. If I want to see a story about drugs in America, I'll choose Traffic over this one 10 times out of 10. It's not a bad movie I guess, it's just nothing memorable. Give it a 1.5/5.0

 

[KarmaPolice]

Watched 1408 last night.

Unfortunately for a "thriller" movie it was pretty laughable. Wouldn't recommend it to anybody.

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

 

[Big_Russel]

I know a few people here were asking about it, but I have The Dark Knight DVD now. Perfect copies. You can hit me in the PM.

 

[Big_Russel]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

God help me I want to see this movie.People throwing themselves off buildings? How bad can it be?

 

[SKribbles]

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

God help me I want to see this movie.People throwing themselves off buildings? How bad can it be?

Worst movie I've seen in years.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

God help me I want to see this movie.People throwing themselves off buildings? How bad can it be?

Worst movie I've seen in years.

So bad it's entertainingly bad? Or just bad?Remember too that I'm the guy that really liked Signs.

 

[Greco]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Wife. But her run is over.

 

[Hov34]

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

God help me I want to see this movie.People throwing themselves off buildings? How bad can it be?

Worst movie I've seen in years.

Saw it last night - I don't know which was worse: the acting or the story, but combined I wanted to off myself for watching it...Thought I'd check out the "gag reel" afterwards and they even ####ed that up... Didn't laugh once.

 

[hooter311]

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

God help me I want to see this movie.People throwing themselves off buildings? How bad can it be?

Worst movie I've seen in years.

So bad it's entertainingly bad? Or just bad?Remember too that I'm the guy that really liked Signs.

I really liked Signs as well, and I wanted to at least be amused by The Happening, but it is honestly one of the top 5 worst movies I've seen in the last 10 years.

 

[Muddy Rubicon]

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

God help me I want to see this movie.People throwing themselves off buildings? How bad can it be?

Worst movie I've seen in years.

So bad it's entertainingly bad? Or just bad?Remember too that I'm the guy that really liked Signs.

The first 15 mins of the movie are like WTF? The rest, horribly non-entertaining.

 

[SKribbles]

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

God help me I want to see this movie.People throwing themselves off buildings? How bad can it be?

Worst movie I've seen in years.

So bad it's entertainingly bad? Or just bad?Remember too that I'm the guy that really liked Signs.

There was a couple scenes that were so horribly bad that I laughed.

 

[jdoggydogg]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

 

[hooter311]

Speaking of laughable - probably going to watch The Happening tonight.

God help me I want to see this movie.People throwing themselves off buildings? How bad can it be?

Worst movie I've seen in years.

So bad it's entertainingly bad? Or just bad?Remember too that I'm the guy that really liked Signs.

The first 15 mins of the movie are like WTF? The rest, horribly non-entertaining.

Non-entertaining as in groups of people running from "the wind" and at least a half hour of signature close-ups of Wahlberg with his forehead wrinkled looking confused and afraid. Oh the ominous autumn leaves!!!

 

[KarmaPolice]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

Might be time to think about a new one of those, then.

 

[jdoggydogg]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

Might be time to think about a new one of those, then.

Chris Rock did a whole bit on his new HBO show about how guys love it when their ladies go out with lady friends to watch movies because then we don't have to see all those ####ty movies.

 

[SKribbles]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

Might be time to think about a new one of those, then.

Chris Rock did a whole bit on his new HBO show about how guys love it when their ladies go out with lady friends to watch movies because then we don't have to see all those ####ty movies.

Any romantic comedy >>>> The Happening.

 

[jdoggydogg]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

Might be time to think about a new one of those, then.

Chris Rock did a whole bit on his new HBO show about how guys love it when their ladies go out with lady friends to watch movies because then we don't have to see all those ####ty movies.

Any romantic comedy >>>> The Happening.

Oh, I wasn't implying that guys don't watch ####ty movies

 

[KarmaPolice]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

Might be time to think about a new one of those, then.

Chris Rock did a whole bit on his new HBO show about how guys love it when their ladies go out with lady friends to watch movies because then we don't have to see all those ####ty movies.

Any romantic comedy >>>> The Happening.

Oh, I wasn't implying that guys don't watch ####ty movies

ie - movies with Segal or Van Damme in them, #### made my Mr. Bay, etc, etc.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

Might be time to think about a new one of those, then.

Chris Rock did a whole bit on his new HBO show about how guys love it when their ladies go out with lady friends to watch movies because then we don't have to see all those ####ty movies.

Any romantic comedy >>>> The Happening.

Sex and the City vs. The Happening might be a good battle.

 

[saintfool]

watched "the happening" last night at a buddy's place.

oof.

career-ending bad. m knight is regressing picture by picture. i skipped "lady in the water" and this makes me think that is a good thing. the writing in this film was awful. the acting in the film was awful. the direction was awful. it was like a "law & order" episode bad.

 

[jdoggydogg]

watched "the happening" last night at a buddy's place. oof.career-ending bad. m knight is regressing picture by picture. i skipped "lady in the water" and this makes me think that is a good thing. the writing in this film was awful. the acting in the film was awful. the direction was awful. it was like a "law & order" episode bad.

Lady in the Water was laughably bad.

 

[jdoggydogg]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

Might be time to think about a new one of those, then.

Chris Rock did a whole bit on his new HBO show about how guys love it when their ladies go out with lady friends to watch movies because then we don't have to see all those ####ty movies.

Any romantic comedy >>>> The Happening.

Oh, I wasn't implying that guys don't watch ####ty movies

ie - movies with Segal or Van Damme in them, #### made my Mr. Bay, etc, etc.

I'm not going to sit still while you besmirch the good name of Michael Bay.

 

[hooter311]

watched "the happening" last night at a buddy's place. oof.career-ending bad. m knight is regressing picture by picture. i skipped "lady in the water" and this makes me think that is a good thing. the writing in this film was awful. the acting in the film was awful. the direction was awful. it was like a "law & order" episode bad.

Lady in the Water was laughably bad.

If you were laughing at how bad Lady in the Water was, you will be rolling around in tears trying to watch the Happening. It is literally 10x worse, and I loathed Lady in the Water as well.

 

[yinzer]

let's see.....

Charlie Wilson's War

Much better than expected. Yeah, Julia Roberts was a bit of a let down (although nice bikini shot - that Jane girl was sooo hot), but I liked this one pretty well. I did find it a bit hard to believe Wilson was such a hard partier but yet had such intimate knowledge of every detail of every sub commitee action as well as world events (doesn't the dude ever get a hangover - seemed like a savant to me), but that did not detract from the overall movie. PSH was very believable in his role here, and his interaction with Hanks as well as the other CIA guys was good. Nice pacing to this one too. Not a great movie, but again, better than expected - 2.5/5.0

American Gangster

Ridley Scott, Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington, what's not to like about this one? Well, the movie was much worse than expected. Big yawner to me in fact. While no part of this movie stood out as poor, nothing stood out as more than average either. The story line was run of the mill, the performances were just ordinary, I just found nothing in this movie that entertaining. If I want to see a story about drugs in America, I'll choose Traffic over this one 10 times out of 10. It's not a bad movie I guess, it's just nothing memorable. Give it a 1.5/5.0

1.5/5.0Really?

Even if you only thought it was average, shouldnt it get a 3 or so?

I thought Washington was lights out in this

I think I liked it even more because it kind of reminded me of 'The Wire' from the 60s/70s and what it wouldve been like by how they show both the cops and dealers lives/angles

Then again, you did give Before The Devil Knows Youre Dead 2/5, so I guess this makes sense

 

[KarmaPolice]

I watched What Happens in Vegas last night. I want to kill myself a second time.

who's picking out these movies ??

Uhhhhhhh, his wife?

Might be time to think about a new one of those, then.

Chris Rock did a whole bit on his new HBO show about how guys love it when their ladies go out with lady friends to watch movies because then we don't have to see all those ####ty movies.

Any romantic comedy >>>> The Happening.

Oh, I wasn't implying that guys don't watch ####ty movies

ie - movies with Segal or Van Damme in them, #### made my Mr. Bay, etc, etc.

I'm not going to sit still while you besmirch the good name of Michael Bay.

 

[jdoggydogg]

watched "the happening" last night at a buddy's place. oof.career-ending bad. m knight is regressing picture by picture. i skipped "lady in the water" and this makes me think that is a good thing. the writing in this film was awful. the acting in the film was awful. the direction was awful. it was like a "law & order" episode bad.

Lady in the Water was laughably bad.

If you were laughing at how bad Lady in the Water was, you will be rolling around in tears trying to watch the Happening. It is literally 10x worse, and I loathed Lady in the Water as well.

Dammit. I actually liked The Village.

 

[tdoss]

really liked the recently released the fall (by tarsem singh, who i think has only done the cell, previously)... this was one of the best movies i've seen this year... not perfect, i thought the end was a bit abrupt...this has probably fallen through the cracks, as i don't think it reached any kind of distribution outside of the festval circuit... i thought the cell was visually stunning, but somewhat lacking in the story department... the fall is even more visually stunning, & imo is a much better story... he doesn't have a very deep body of work (sort of like an indian terrance mallick? ), but after seeing this movie, i'm starting to think he could be an important director and worth following his career... somewhat like gilliam's baron von munchausen, employing similar narrative vehicle to spin out episodic tales... also like wizard of oz (& munchausen), characters & events from the narrator's world are incorporated into & interwoven with the tales...this could almost be a family classic (but a dark one, like pan's labrynth), but maybe not ideal for YOUNG children, as there is some heavy underlying subject matter... a paralyzed and hospitalized stunt man ('30s or '40s?) distraught over being jilted tells a young girl fellow patient an epic tale of revenge, betrayal & love, in order to cajole her into stealing morphine so he can carry out his intent to suicide... at any rate this movie could appeal at a lot of levels, & could have crossover appeal for most ages, young & old... the stunt man & central character doesn't look like him, but his way of speaking reminds me of owen wilson... the little girl steals the show...the scope of this work is also maybe reminiscent of gilliam in that he paints on an extremely broad canvas & the story is wildly imaginative (i suspect a big reason singh took so long between movies was probably a gilliam-like difficulty in securing funds from financiers who balk at the prospect that his epic scope of vision could exceed the resources alotted to the budget for a weird movie by a quirky director that may not have mainstream appeal & bankability)... but the look is more streamlined & maybe even refined... gilliam can be a bit bloated at times, though i do admire him a lot for the most part...

thanks to this review, i checked it out and liked it. the girl did stole the show.

interesting backstory to the movie... he claims to have scouted locations for 17 years (reportedly shot in 24 countries & it shows), & when he saw a picture of the girl he felt compelled to start filming right away... he was able to piggyback on his commerical shoots to cut costs, but still almost went bankrupt by financing it out of pocket... reminiscent of the big stakes coppola gambled with apocalypse now, reportedly being close to the brink financially... less successfully, billy friedkin, flush from success of the exorcist, lost a fortune shooting the unappreciated gem but commercially disastrous sorceror on location in central or south american jungle... one thing that made conventional financing impossible, was he admitted that the script would be partly written by the child actress (the stories of the narrator & girl become interwoven & collaborative during the course of the movie)... one way they were able to capture such a natural & unaffected performance from the child was hiding the camera where possible, & filming during apparent rehearsals...tarsem (as he goes by) has been attached to a few projects recently, but not sure if anything concrete is lined up...* ebert liked it enough to give it a follow up review (both below)... he also said it would make his best/favorite movies of the year list...The Fall May 29, 2008 By Roger EbertTarsem's "The Fall" is a mad folly, an extravagant visual orgy, a free-fall from reality into uncharted realms. Surely it is one of the wildest indulgences a director has ever granted himself. Tarsem, for two decades a leading director of music videos and TV commercials, spent millions of his own money to finance "The Fall," filmed it for four years in 28 countries and has made a movie that you might want to see for no other reason than because it exists. There will never be another like it."The Fall" is so audacious that when Variety calls it a "vanity project," you can only admire the man vain enough to make it. It tells a simple story with vast romantic images so stunning I had to check twice, three times, to be sure the film actually claims to have absolutely no computer-generated imagery. None? What about the Labyrinth of Despair, with no exit? The intersecting walls of zig-zagging staircases? The man who emerges from the burning tree? Perhaps the key words are "computer-generated." Perhaps some of the images are created by more traditional kinds of special effects.The story framework for the imagery is straightforward. In Los Angeles, circa 1915, a silent movie stunt man has his legs paralyzed while performing a reckless stunt. He convalesces in a half-deserted hospital, its corridors of cream and lime stretching from ward to ward of mostly empty beds, their pillows and sheets awaiting the harvest of World War I. The stunt man is Roy (Lee Pace), pleasant in appearance, confiding in speech, happy to make a new friend of a little girl named Alexandria (Catinca Untaru).Roy tells a story to Alexandria, involving adventurers who change appearance as quickly as a child's imagination can do its work. We see the process. He tells her of an "Indian" who has a wigwam and a squaw. She does not know these words, and envisions an Indian from a land of palaces, turbans and swamis. The verbal story is input from Roy; the visual story is output from Alexandria.The story involves Roy (playing the Black Bandit) and his friends: a bomb-throwing Italian anarchist, an escaped African slave, an Indian (from India), and Charles Darwin and his pet monkey, Wallace. Their sworn enemy, Governor Odious, has stranded them on a desert island, but they come ashore (riding swimming elephants, of course) and wage war on him.Roy draws out the story for a personal motive; after Alexandria brings him some communion wafers from the hospital chapel, he persuades her to steal some morphine tablets from the dispensary. Paralyzed and having lost his great love (she is the Princess in his story), he hopes to kill himself. There is a wonderful scene of the little girl trying to draw him back to life.Either you are drawn into the world of this movie or you are not. It is preposterous, of course, but I vote with Werner Herzog, who says if we do not find new images, we will perish. Here a line of bowmen shoot hundreds of arrows into the air. So many of them fall into the back of the escaped slave that he falls backward and the weight of his body is supported by them, as on a bed of nails with dozens of foot-long arrows. There is scene of the monkey Wallace chasing a butterfly through impossible architecture.At this point in reviews of movies like "The Fall" (not that there are any), I usually announce that I have accomplished my work. I have described what the movie does, how it looks while it is doing it, and what the director has achieved. Well, what has he achieved? "The Fall" is beautiful for its own sake. And there is the sweet charm of the young Romanian actress Catinca Untaru, who may have been dubbed for all I know, but speaks with the innocence of childhood, working her way through tangles of words. She regards with equal wonder the reality she lives in, and the fantasy she pretends to. It is her imagination that creates the images of Roy's story, and they have a purity and power beyond all calculation. Roy is her perfect storyteller, she is his perfect listener, and together they build a world.Ebert notes: The movie's R rating should not dissuade bright teenagers from this celebration of the imagination.Tarsem and the legend of "The Fall" June 3, 2008by Roger EbertTarsem was talking about how he risked almost everything he owned to make a movie that nobody, nobody at all, was willing to finance for years. The movie is "The Fall," which will be on my list of the year's best films, and is setting box office records on the art house circuit. It is almost impossible to describe. You can say what happens, but you can't convey the astonishment of how it happens.Tarsem made millions as a director of commercials, and gladly spent most of them to make his movie. "Everybody in advertising," he was telling me, "always says one day they’ll make a great movie with their own money, blah, blah, blah. They never do it. David Fincher, one of my producers, told me, 'You happen to be the fool that has done it'."Tarsem is a thin man of medium height, mercurial in conversation, smiling easily. "Something happened to me that doesn’t happen to most people," he said. "Life happens to them. It was happening to me. But at the particular point when I was ready to settle down with a woman and have the babies, the woman moved and had the babies with somebody else. I was freaked out. What happened next was, I had promised myself I would make this film in a heartbeat if I found the right girl. And suddenly I found the little girl."How would he finance the movie? "I’ve never known what to do with money. I live quite easily. Ninety-five percent of the time it seems like I'm on airplanes or in airports. I travel making commercials, I have a home that’s all paid for, and I’m a prostitute in love with a profession. I had no idea who my money was for. It wasn’t for the kids that I didn’t have, so I decided to cash in.""The Fall" is one of the most extraordinary films I've ever seen. Set in Los Angeles in 1915, it involves a paralyzed stunt man (Lee Pace) and a four-year old Romanian girl named Alexandria (Catinca Untaru) who occupy separate wings in a hospital where most of the beds are empty -- waiting, probably, to be filled by victims of the Great War.The stunt man begins to tell the girl a story. We hear the story in his words, but we see it through her eyes, and she imagines it as a magical vision. After filming all the scenes involving the two characters, Tarsem shot her visions in 28 countries over a period of four years. There are sights in the film you cannot imagine are possible, but Tarsem says he used no computers to create them. They exist.Who is this Tarsem? Full name, Tarsem Singh Dhabdwar. Last name too hard for Americans to say. Millions of Indians have the middle name "Singh." Therefore, Tarsem. Born in India, his family moved to Iran when he was three, but his father was concerned the mullahs would destroy education there, so he sent his two sons to a boarding school in the Himalayas."I saw a book in India titled Guide to Film Schools in America, and it shell-shocked me," he said. "It changed my life, because I thought you went to college to study something that your father loved and you hated. I told my father I wanted to study film and he said there was no way he was gonna let me do that. I made my way to Los Angeles, and made a film that won a scholarship to the Art Center College of Design. My father thought I was headed for Harvard. I called him and said, 'I want to study film,' and he said, 'You don’t exist anymore'."Tarsem made a music video for Suzanne Vega, another for REM. "The first commercial I did was for Levi's, and was based on the movie 'The Swimmer,' the Burt Lancaster one, where a guy swims from pool to pool in his neighbor's back yards. The tagline was, 'The more you wash them, the better they get.”' That won the Grand Prix in Cannes and so in a way it's been downhill ever since."The agencies that made commercials, he said, "gave me very good money and I didn't complain about it. I put it aside like a little squirrel and at the end I ended up with a project that I wanted to do very badly and threw it all away, so now I’m penniless but as happy as a pig in poo. I told my brother, sell everything, I’m going on this magical mystery tour. When I finish it, I’ll let you know. I called him when it was almost done. He said the house was almost up for sale. But I was finished."He has a quick smile and makes his struggle sound like a lark."If you think it’s hard raising money for a film, try telling people that the script is going to be written by a 4-year old. It’s going to be dictated to me by a child. For seven years wherever I would shoot a commercial I would send people out with a camera to schools, and one day I got a tape of this girl at a school in Romania, in the middle of students talking. I was amazed. She was perfect. She didn't speak English. The penny dropped. She was six, but if she didn’t speak the language she would be using, the misunderstanding would buy me the two years that I needed. Because she had to seem four."I found a mental asylum in South Africa that gave me a wing. I figured everything for her had to be visual. I explained to her where she lived, where he lived, where everything was. And we taught her the English of her lines, word by word. She would say them, and if she didn't get it right in three or four takes, we changed her dialog because she needed to sound spontaneous, not rehearsed.""I found a mental asylum in South Africa that gave me a wing. I figured everything for her had to be visual. I explained to her where she lived, where he lived, where everything was. And we taught her the English of her lines, word by word. She would say them, and if she didn't get it right in three or four takes, we changed her dialog because she needed to sound spontaneous, not rehearsed."It's true. One of the treasures of the film is the sound of the dialog by Catinca Untaru. We understand every word, but she sounds as if she's inventing them as utters them.Now what about those miraculous locations? I asked him. No special effects? What about the zig-zagging interlocking black and white staircases reaching down into the earth?"Its true. Its Ripley’s. What people think is not true in the film is true. The steps that go down, it's a reservoir that has been there for 500 or 600 years. It's used for seeing how low the water level is, to determine how to tax people. If the water level is so high, they charge so much tax from the farmers. The problem is most of the time you never see those steps; they’re underwater. Somebody showed me these steps and said they went really way down. And I said, well, has anybody seen that?"They said, most Indians think they look cheap. But in fact they look like an inspiration by Escher. So labyrinthine and mad. The problem is, when you see the wide shot, you realize they're not what I’m making them out to be. What matters is how I’m framing it. If you see the wider shots, there are about 2,000 Indians on trees watching and wondering why we’re shooting in a really crappy well. But since I shot those steps, three Hindi movies have gone and shot there because they figure, if its good enough for him, it must be beautiful."And the Labyrinth With no Escape?"That is a 400-year-old observatory. The steps line up with one star, the arc lines up with another star, and if you look around the location it's really chaotic and haywire. All I had to do was choose my angle so I could use their shapes without showing their surroundings. I thought, I can make a labyrinth out of this if I make it look like it’s enclosed. The fact is, it's a really cheap-looking park in the middle of Jaidpur."And as for the Blue City..."Jodhpur, the blue city, is a Brahmin city where you’re only supposed to paint your house blue. I made a contract with the city; we would give them free paint. We knew legally they could only choose blue. So they painted their houses blue and it looked more vibrant than it ever had before."Tarsem made it all sound so simple, and when you see the film it all seems literally impossible."There are no computer effects. It’s just the kind of visual stuff like what I was doing all the time with commercials, where it looks like more than it is. In all these places I had filmed over at least 17 years, I told the people, this is a paid job, its a commercial, but I’ll come back one day and make this place look magical. To use a line from 'The Godfather,' he does them a favor, and one day, 'and that day may never come,' there will be a favor in return. And 17 years later that day came, I showed up, and some of the favors I could cash in, and some I couldn't. "And then Tarsem made one of the most astonishing films I have ever seen. It is all the more special in this age of computer-generated special effects, because we see things that cannot exist, but our eyes do not lie, and they do exist, yes, they really do.

This movie is truly a masterpiece.I can't describe it and Ebert only scratches the surface. It's like the first time I ever saw Cirque Du Soleil's "Mystere" in Vegas. I could only liken it to the first time a child sees Disneyland.It's visually stunning with a great story.You HAVE to see this film. It's not a request!

 

[tdoss]

I imagine what would happen if Tarsem, Timur Bekmambetov (Night Watch & Day Watch) and Guillermo Del Toro had lunch together. Can you imagine the collaboration? Just three guys sitting around talking shop over drinks...sketching ideas and riffing off one another...it would be insane.

 

[KarmaPolice]

watched "the happening" last night at a buddy's place. oof.career-ending bad. m knight is regressing picture by picture. i skipped "lady in the water" and this makes me think that is a good thing. the writing in this film was awful. the acting in the film was awful. the direction was awful. it was like a "law & order" episode bad.

Lady in the Water was laughably bad.

If you were laughing at how bad Lady in the Water was, you will be rolling around in tears trying to watch the Happening. It is literally 10x worse, and I loathed Lady in the Water as well.

Dammit. I actually liked The Village.

Yeah, well I kinda liked Lady in the Water. :X

 

[jdoggydogg]

watched "the happening" last night at a buddy's place. oof.career-ending bad. m knight is regressing picture by picture. i skipped "lady in the water" and this makes me think that is a good thing. the writing in this film was awful. the acting in the film was awful. the direction was awful. it was like a "law & order" episode bad.

Lady in the Water was laughably bad.

If you were laughing at how bad Lady in the Water was, you will be rolling around in tears trying to watch the Happening. It is literally 10x worse, and I loathed Lady in the Water as well.

Dammit. I actually liked The Village.

Yeah, well I kinda liked Lady in the Water.

Whoops

 

[jdoggydogg]

Burn After Reading

The new Coen Brothers movie is really funny. Tilda Swinton, George Clooney, and John Malkovich are all very good. I liked this movie a lot.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Married Life

Mad Men seems so authentic, that I now judge period TV / films by the Mad Men standard.

I just tried to watch Married Life the other night (Chris Cooper, Pierce Brosnan and Patricia Clarkson). This was not a very good movie, and part of the problem was that I didn't really believe these characters existed in this time period.

Married Life was critically praised, but I couldn't even finish it. This movie bugged me right at the beginning. There's an annoying technique utilized by certain directors that goes like this: within five minutes, we are hearing sentimental, sweeping music and narration that is supposed to sound important. Why? I don't even care about these characters yet. I've been watching the movie for five minutes, and I am already supposed to get emotional?

Bad movie.

 

[SKribbles]

Hancock: A whole lot of meh. This movie definitely ranks in the lower tier of super-hero movies. If it wasn't for Jason Bateman, it would be pretty close to the worst of all of them. That being said, it is decent enough to watch as long as you don't expect much. 1.5/5

Boot Camp: I kept waiting for this movie to get interesting but it just never did. Other than Jackie (from 70's Show) the acting was pretty much horrible. 1.5/5

Perfect Strangers: If it wasn't for Halle Berry being so damn hot, this movie would rival The Happening for the worst I've ever seen. The ending is ridiculously bad as in 99% of the acting throughout. Just brutal. .5/5

Charlie Wilson's War: I really enjoyed this. I was expecting the worst from all the negative things I'd heard from it. A few good laughs, a good storyline and good acting. 4/5

 

[yinzer]

Hancock: A whole lot of meh. This movie definitely ranks in the lower tier of super-hero movies. If it wasn't for Jason Bateman, it would be pretty close to the worst of all of them. That being said, it is decent enough to watch as long as you don't expect much. 1.5/5

Boot Camp: I kept waiting for this movie to get interesting but it just never did. Other than Jackie (from 70's Show) the acting was pretty much horrible. 1.5/5

Perfect Strangers: If it wasn't for Halle Berry being so damn hot, this movie would rival The Happening for the worst I've ever seen. The ending is ridiculously bad as in 99% of the acting throughout. Just brutal. .5/5

Charlie Wilson's War: I really enjoyed this. I was expecting the worst from all the negative things I'd heard from it. A few good laughs, a good storyline and good acting. 4/5

Agreed on Perfect Strangers. Considering Willis and Ribisi and both decent actors, the acting was terrible1 of the worst endings ever

 

[KarmaPolice]

Hancock: A whole lot of meh. This movie definitely ranks in the lower tier of super-hero movies. If it wasn't for Jason Bateman, it would be pretty close to the worst of all of them. That being said, it is decent enough to watch as long as you don't expect much. 1.5/5

Boot Camp: I kept waiting for this movie to get interesting but it just never did. Other than Jackie (from 70's Show) the acting was pretty much horrible. 1.5/5

Perfect Strangers: If it wasn't for Halle Berry being so damn hot, this movie would rival The Happening for the worst I've ever seen. The ending is ridiculously bad as in 99% of the acting throughout. Just brutal. .5/5

Charlie Wilson's War: I really enjoyed this. I was expecting the worst from all the negative things I'd heard from it. A few good laughs, a good storyline and good acting. 4/5

Agreed on Perfect Strangers. Considering Willis and Ribisi and both decent actor s, the acting was terrible1 of the worst endings ever

WTF did that happen ??

 

[yinzer]

Hancock: A whole lot of meh. This movie definitely ranks in the lower tier of super-hero movies. If it wasn't for Jason Bateman, it would be pretty close to the worst of all of them. That being said, it is decent enough to watch as long as you don't expect much. 1.5/5

Boot Camp: I kept waiting for this movie to get interesting but it just never did. Other than Jackie (from 70's Show) the acting was pretty much horrible. 1.5/5

Perfect Strangers: If it wasn't for Halle Berry being so damn hot, this movie would rival The Happening for the worst I've ever seen. The ending is ridiculously bad as in 99% of the acting throughout. Just brutal. .5/5

Charlie Wilson's War: I really enjoyed this. I was expecting the worst from all the negative things I'd heard from it. A few good laughs, a good storyline and good acting. 4/5

Agreed on Perfect Strangers. Considering Willis and Ribisi and both decent actor s, the acting was terrible1 of the worst endings ever

WTF did that happen ??

You dont think hes at least a decent actor? I think youre being a little too judgmental if you wouldnt at least consider him decent. Even if you dont think he's decent, he has about 20 movies that are at least good and entertaining.

Good:

DH

DH2

DH3

DH4

Planet Terror

16 Blocks

Sixth Sense (I dont like this, but enough do to put it here)

Billy Bathgate

Alpha Dog

Striking Distance

Bandits

Nobodys Fool

The Jackal

The Siege

Last Man Standing

Mercury Rising

Fast Food Nation

Very Good:

Lucky Number Slevin

Hostage

Fifth Element

Last Man Standing (call it a personal pick)

Great:

12 Monkeys

Pulp Fiction

Sin City

Yes, most of his movies dont have the most substance to them, but theyre usually at least entertaining, if not good or better

Im not saying hes the Nicholson of his generation, but hes a decent actor