I didn't want to be the one to say it, but it does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it? And of course any time he might make a boneheaded play, you have the excuse built right in!And, more importantly, why do the Raiders not have a strong safety or MLB names Polish Hammer??12 minutes and no update? I'm getting nervous.......
I didn't want to be the one to say it, but it does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it? And of course any time he might make a boneheaded play, you have the excuse built right in!And, more importantly, why do the Raiders not have a strong safety or MLB names Polish Hammer??12 minutes and no update? I'm getting nervous.......

RAY LEWIS INTERCEPTS RANDALL MAGNUM!!!
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And returns it all the way to the 10!

But now PHILLIP BUCHANON ploughs into JAMAL LEWIS on a sweep and forces a FUMBLE!
NAPOLEON HARRIS recovers!
RAIDERS saved from disaster!

The RAVENS are going to have to punt it back!
Still 0-0! Defensive struggle!

I just watch the game! The only impact I have on play calling is I specify the run-pass ratio (40-60 for the pass-happy Raiders).Hey Portis, do you call the plays, or just sim the game and sit back? Just curious (I assume you're not actually playing the game...).
HE MISSES!!!
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Can't we get a dependable kicker in here?
He NEVER misses! What's going on?! What illicit substances was our FAT POLISH KICKER consuming before the game?!![]()

The punt is FUMBLED by PHILLIP BUCHANON!!!
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Another comedy capers moment for the error-stricken RAIDERS!
