Roommate stealing my towels to wipe his bum (1 Viewer)

[wazoo11]

He's been doing this for the past month or so. I've told him to stop but he won't listen. He blames the problem these meds he's taking for bowel syndrome. What should I do? 

 

[NotSmart]

Hey, it's better than the curtains.

 

[Ignoramus]

Hold him down and shove the towel in his mouth and beat him about the head and shoulders until he understands the gravity of the situation.

 

[wazoo11]

Are these full-sized towels, or ### rag towels? 

Rag towels that are meant for face washing.

 

[[scooter]]

Start hiding towels.

 

[Slapdash]

You should have done a background search on Mark Mangino before agreeing to be his roommate.

 

[Osaurus]

You should have done a background search on Mark Mangino before agreeing to be his roommate.

 

[Don't Noonan]

Put Icy Hot on your towels

 

[NotSmart]

1. Get a newspaper.

2. Roll it up.

3. Swat him on the nose every time he does it until he corrects his behavior. 

 

[gianmarco]

So many schtick answers.

Non-schtick: Move.

 

[Chemical X]

is your roommate an otter?  if not, unacceptable.

 

[Chemical X]

Start hiding towels.

sleep with his towels?

 

[Chaka]

WTF? Kick his @@@ out, shoulda done that the first time it happened.

If he won't leave you should, immediately.

Otherwise I see no way this doesn't end in violence.

 

[Dedfin]

Why do you have a roommate

 

[ghostguy123]

buy toilet paper?

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Why do you have a roommate

And if you are going to have a roommate--why isn't that roommate buying and using their own towels?  

 

[NotSmart]

And if you are going to have a roommate--why isn't that roommate buying and using their own towels?  

Would you want crap on your own towels?

 

[Dedfin]

He's been doing this for the past month or so. I've told him to stop but he won't listen. He blames the problem these meds he's taking for bowel syndrome. What should I do? 

Yeah, forget that you have a roommate in the first place. That you addressed this with him and he keeps doing it means there is nothing you are going to do about it. Someone wipes their ### on other man's towels and that should get fixed immediately.

 

[skol asylum]

His tooth brush, your rectum. That will teach him.

 

[JaxBill]

His tooth brush, your rectum. That will teach him.

Do you know where that toothbrush has been?

 

[ShamrockPride]

It's not Friday...

 

[In The Zone]

Next time make sure that he needs to grab a towel for his bloody nose.

 

[Chaka]

Would you want crap on your own towels?

 

[El Floppo]

Wait... Is the butt wiping happening in the shower, or is he just wiping his butt with towels instead of tp? 

Either way... Wrong. But one is markedly more wrong.

Guy needs to use his own towels or move the #### out.

 

[Ned]

Fart on his pillow. 

 

[wazoo11]

Why do you have a roommate

Cuz city living is expensive 

 

[Henry Ford]

Sorry, confused.  Is he wiping his rear end, or did he bring home a homeless person? My answer depends on this. 

 

[NotSmart]

Sorry, confused.  Is he wiping his rear end, or did he bring home a homeless person? My answer depends on this. 

I mean, which would be worse?

 

[El Floppo]

Wait... Is the butt wiping happening in the shower, or is he just wiping his butt with towels instead of tp? 

Either way... Wrong. But one is markedly more wrong.

Guy needs to use his own towels or move the #### out.

 

[EYLive]

Take a dump on his chest.

 

[Henry Ford]

I mean, which would be worse?

Rear end.  Homeless people can generally be great roommates until rent is due. People who crap on your belongings are terrible all the time. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

You should have done a background search on Mark Mangino before agreeing to be his roommate.

Leave my cousin out of this.

 

[Henry Ford]

You should have done a background search on Mark Mangino before agreeing to be his roommate.

Yeah, should have gone with the other applicant.  Najeh seemed like a nice guy. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

I wouldn't put up with his crap.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Take a dump on his chest.

And some think this forum isn't magical anymore.  

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Would you want crap on your own towels?

I dunno what would be worse--actually having my own crap on my own towels that I can make sure are clean--or to use somebody elses towels to wipe down personal areas.  Certainly a case of failing boundary control.  

 

[JuniorGong]

Does he wear cologne? If so, piss a small amount in it. Don't tell him, let him wear your piss for a few months.

You should also wipe your ### with his pillow and bust a nut in a pair of his shoes.

Finally, create a profile for him on Grinder and provide his phone number.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

1. Soak a few of your spare wash rags in the juice of, say, a dozen good sized hot peppers. Level of heat is dealer's choice (depends on how much you hate the roommate, I suppose.  Mad enough to go, literally, Guatemalan Insanity Pepper on his ###?  Then rock the Casbah.)

2. Let them fully dry out

3. Carefully fold/roll/whatever you do to them after they've been laundered and place them with the rest of your wash rags as normal

4.  Wait.

5.  Enjoy your eventual revenge.

6. Repeat as necessary.

 

[dickey moe]

You should steal his TP to dry off after you shower.

 

[IC FBGCav]

You should steal his TP to dry off after you shower.

I think you need to think that one through. 

 

[DocHolliday]

Who are these people?

 

[ShamrockPride]

Does he wear cologne? If so, piss a small amount in it. Don't tell him, let him wear your piss for a few months.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I swear to god I would take a baseball bat to this POS.  

I had a roommate once when I was in my early 20s (graduated college - wasn't friends with the guy), he was the hairiest mf I have ever seen.  

He continued to NOT clean the hair out of the sink or bathtub.  I was like living with an obnoxious Sasquatch.  He had a '67 Road Runner that didn't run that took up the garage (I got the bigger bedroom). 

The hair made me gag everytime I went into the bathroom. 

I begged and pleaded with the guy.  He said "what are ya gonna do about it?" 

I poured sugar in his ####in' gas tank.   

ETA:  I'm not sorry to this day.   

 

[ThaPenguin]

Sleep with his roommate.

 

[RokNRole]

Look ....

i cut up two of my towels to replace the shart strips. Everything is even so can we stop it?

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

John Wesley Hardin once shot a man just for snoring too loud. And you came to the FFA to ask what to do about a dude wiping his #### on your face towels.

 

[brun]

$15 for a 24 pack of wash cloths on Amazon. Buy a color that won't be confused with yours and give them to him. If he uses yours again...

 

[Otis]

Uhm they’re not “bums” they’re “homeless people.”

 

[trogg78]

We use clothe diapers and cloth wipes. We got these new warmers and they are absolutely incredible. Get one of these and you and your roommate will live happily ever after.

Prince Lionheart Warmies Wipes Warmer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001QIN6ME/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_qWudBbCW097N8

 

[sports_fan]

Move out ASAP. Doing that even once shows he has no sense of boundaries or respect for your belongings. Multiple times after you've confronted him is unforgivable. Cut ties and move out or kick him out if you can.