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Ruling re: my lame town: is a POD a "dumpster" (1 Viewer)

So glad to be moving.

Had one of those POD temporary storage things in my driveway last week for about 5 days to prepare for a house sale and move. Some nerd neighbor took a photo of it with their iPhone (a village board member no doubt, and I'm pretty sure I know which one) and the village sent me an application for a dumpster permit and asked me to pay the 50 dollar application fee.

What says the FFA, and how would you handle?

Will answer yours.
Flamethrower

 
A dumpster is for garbage. This is unreasonable.
If you do a quick Web search you see some towns require a permit for "a dumpster or a temporary storage unit." They're clearly two different things. They did a ####ty job writing their laws, not my problem. Gives them something to talk about amending at the next board meeting.
Sorry. That's what I meant. You aren't throwing these items away. You're storing them.

On your side with this one. Lawyer up.
Yes, I was agreeing with you. Just need a lawyer now.
Better call Saul!

 
Village board member? WTF?

I really don't get why people live in any type of community/association where THEY get to enforce all these whack ### rules. And you guys pay extra money to live in such communities. It really is absurd.

 
Solution:

Call pods and pretend to be busybody neighbor.

Have 2 pods delivered to his house while he's at work.

Take photo and send in complaint.

Hilarity ensues.

 
Wait - did I miss the "Otis is moving thread"?
Every now and then -- and I know this sounds crazy, and I'm pretty thorough -- I undertake a major life event without starting a thread about it.*

*Pretty sure I've posted in other threads about it though.

 
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Wait - did I miss the "Otis is moving thread"?
Every now and then -- and I know this sounds crazy, and I'm pretty thorough -- I undertake a major life event without starting a thread about it.*

*Pretty sure I've posted in other threads about it though.
Pretty sure you've started at least on thread on it.
I recall a thread about trusting a RE agent. A rehash of a making an offer thread, & there might be one more.

Can't find them /search feature

 
Curious why the move. Seemed like a great house.
Variety of reasons:

- Outgrowing this house

- This house is old and very creaky/warping

- This house needs lots of work, which work we concluded would be too extensive and too much of a PIA to live through given what we want

- This house is on a big hill, which is awesome for views and light, less awesome for toddlers

- The town we are looking at is a bunch closer to family and other conveniences (shopping, beaches, etc.)

- The schools here are decent, but the schools in the town we are considering are top notch

- I've had some promotions at my job which allow us to double our budget and get something a bunch bigger and a bunch newer

Inspection today went well enough. Buyers want to close ASAP. We'll need to find a rental to chill in until we find our next house. Full speed ahead.

Mods, please change the thread title to "Otis new house thread"

 
So glad to be moving.

Had one of those POD temporary storage things in my driveway last week for about 5 days to prepare for a house sale and move. Some nerd neighbor took a photo of it with their iPhone (a village board member no doubt, and I'm pretty sure I know which one) and the village sent me an application for a dumpster permit and asked me to pay the 50 dollar application fee.
Respond with this:

"I appreciate you asking me to pay this application fee, but I would rather not at this time. Thanks for your concern. Oh, and go #### yourself."

 
Curious why the move. Seemed like a great house.
Variety of reasons:

- Outgrowing this house

- This house is old and very creaky/warping

- This house needs lots of work, which work we concluded would be too extensive and too much of a PIA to live through given what we want

- This house is on a big hill, which is awesome for views and light, less awesome for toddlers

- The town we are looking at is a bunch closer to family and other conveniences (shopping, beaches, etc.)

- The schools here are decent, but the schools in the town we are considering are top notch

- I've had some promotions at my job which allow us to double our budget and get something a bunch bigger and a bunch newer

Inspection today went well enough. Buyers want to close ASAP. We'll need to find a rental to chill in until we find our next house. Full speed ahead.

Mods, please change the thread title to "Otis new house thread"
Seems like the correct play. Assuming you arent maxing your mortgage line.

 
Curious why the move. Seemed like a great house.
Variety of reasons:

- Outgrowing this house

- This house is old and very creaky/warping

- This house needs lots of work, which work we concluded would be too extensive and too much of a PIA to live through given what we want

- This house is on a big hill, which is awesome for views and light, less awesome for toddlers

- The town we are looking at is a bunch closer to family and other conveniences (shopping, beaches, etc.)

- The schools here are decent, but the schools in the town we are considering are top notch

- I've had some promotions at my job which allow us to double our budget and get something a bunch bigger and a bunch newer

Inspection today went well enough. Buyers want to close ASAP. We'll need to find a rental to chill in until we find our next house. Full speed ahead.

Mods, please change the thread title to "Otis new house thread"
Seems like the correct play. Assuming you arent maxing your mortgage line.
Your latter point is one that has concerned me. The budget we are looking at is more than we ever though we would spend on a house. But all the online affordability calculators say we should be able to conservatively afford it. So we will go for it. It's a hefty mortgage and will require that I stay I my current salary bracket and job for the foreseeable future, but then again I likely wasn't leaving anytime soon anyway.

 
So glad to be moving.

Had one of those POD temporary storage things in my driveway last week for about 5 days to prepare for a house sale and move. Some nerd neighbor took a photo of it with their iPhone (a village board member no doubt, and I'm pretty sure I know which one) and the village sent me an application for a dumpster permit and asked me to pay the 50 dollar application fee.
Respond with this:

"I appreciate you asking me to pay this application fee, but I would rather not at this time. Thanks for your concern. Oh, and go #### yourself."
I would delay it until after closing. They can still put a lien on the property and hold up or collect at closing. Play the game and delay and hopefully you can slide through without paying. Odds are when the closing company contacts them they may try to add it on unless they talk to some clerk not familiar with the situation.

 
Curious why the move. Seemed like a great house.
Variety of reasons:

- Outgrowing this house

- This house is old and very creaky/warping

- This house needs lots of work, which work we concluded would be too extensive and too much of a PIA to live through given what we want

- This house is on a big hill, which is awesome for views and light, less awesome for toddlers

- The town we are looking at is a bunch closer to family and other conveniences (shopping, beaches, etc.)

- The schools here are decent, but the schools in the town we are considering are top notch

- I've had some promotions at my job which allow us to double our budget and get something a bunch bigger and a bunch newer

Inspection today went well enough. Buyers want to close ASAP. We'll need to find a rental to chill in until we find our next house. Full speed ahead.

Mods, please change the thread title to "Otis new house thread"
Does 200K worth of work on the house......determines that the house will need a lot of work.

 
Curious why the move. Seemed like a great house.
Variety of reasons:

- Outgrowing this house

- This house is old and very creaky/warping

- This house needs lots of work, which work we concluded would be too extensive and too much of a PIA to live through given what we want

- This house is on a big hill, which is awesome for views and light, less awesome for toddlers

- The town we are looking at is a bunch closer to family and other conveniences (shopping, beaches, etc.)

- The schools here are decent, but the schools in the town we are considering are top notch

- I've had some promotions at my job which allow us to double our budget and get something a bunch bigger and a bunch newer

Inspection today went well enough. Buyers want to close ASAP. We'll need to find a rental to chill in until we find our next house. Full speed ahead.

Mods, please change the thread title to "Otis new house thread"
Does 200K worth of work on the house......determines that the house will need a lot of work.
Was probably about 150k. And yeah, a drop in the bucket compared to what it needed.

On the bright side, I'll make back that 150k, plus about 75k or so in profit :thumbup:

 
Curious why the move. Seemed like a great house.
Variety of reasons:

- Outgrowing this house

- This house is old and very creaky/warping

- This house needs lots of work, which work we concluded would be too extensive and too much of a PIA to live through given what we want

- This house is on a big hill, which is awesome for views and light, less awesome for toddlers

- The town we are looking at is a bunch closer to family and other conveniences (shopping, beaches, etc.)

- The schools here are decent, but the schools in the town we are considering are top notch

- I've had some promotions at my job which allow us to double our budget and get something a bunch bigger and a bunch newer

Inspection today went well enough. Buyers want to close ASAP. We'll need to find a rental to chill in until we find our next house. Full speed ahead.

Mods, please change the thread title to "Otis new house thread"
Does 200K worth of work on the house......determines that the house will need a lot of work.
And might compromise the deal over $50. The stuff just writes itself.

 
I will say that you guys would be stunned what little three moneybags gets you in my area.

One moneybag gets you a creaky old hundred year old barn with air conditioning on one side. At leas three moneybags gets you central air, some more space, and flat property. But there's no acres of land, no swimming pool, no obnoxiously nice kitchen, no massive circular driveway covered with Maseratis, etc.

 
Otis...sometimes you make me jealous, othertimes you make me appreciate what I have...usually the latter (no offense intended) Especially in this case. I'm sitting on 0.50 acre fenced in yard (no longer legal to do) in a great school system. 3000 sq ft, finished basement, play structure in the back, and it cost a fraction...maybe a tenth of what you are looking at.

NY just doesn't seem worth it.

 
I will say that you guys would be stunned what little three moneybags gets you in my area.

One moneybag gets you a creaky old hundred year old barn with air conditioning on one side. At leas three moneybags gets you central air, some more space, and flat property. But there's no acres of land, no swimming pool, no obnoxiously nice kitchen, no massive circular driveway covered with Maseratis, etc.
People that aren't from the northeast have absolutely no concept of how absurdly expensive it is to buy here. My new boss is moving in from Minnesota and was stunned when he figured out just how little house he could afford (in comparison to their old place). Its beyond ridiculous. I could probably get a 4 BR in 85% of the country for the cost of my dinky 2 BR condo here in central Jersey..

 
Otis...sometimes you make me jealous, othertimes you make me appreciate what I have...usually the latter (no offense intended) Especially in this case. I'm sitting on 0.50 acre fenced in yard (no longer legal to do) in a great school system. 3000 sq ft, finished basement, play structure in the back, and it cost a fraction...maybe a tenth of what you are looking at.

NY just doesn't seem worth it.
Yeah... people I know from New York with comparable sized homes to mine pay more in property taxes than I do for my entire mortgage + escrow payment, including insurance.

 
I live in the burbs of Chicago. An older 4bd/3bath house in need of renovation on an acre lot in a good school district starts at 500k. If it's newer, renovated and done with high end finishes, it would be 700k+. That same house in the North Shore here (similar proximity to the city and cultural feel to Long Island) would be 2mil+.

Property taxes on above home are from 12k-25k per year.

We are moving to Minneapolis area next year, in part because of COL and a desire to get away from Illinois taxes, politics, traffic etc. The same house in the nicer outer suburbs as above wouldn't be that much less (maybe 20% less, from 350-500k) but property taxes would be about 2,500-3,500.

I've estimated that the savings on property taxes alone will average 10k. That's 250k over 25 years. I can send both kids to college on the savings from property taxes alone.

/endhijak

 
I live in the burbs of Chicago. An older 4bd/3bath house in need of renovation on an acre lot in a good school district starts at 500k. If it's newer, renovated and done with high end finishes, it would be 700k+. That same house in the North Shore here (similar proximity to the city and cultural feel to Long Island) would be 2mil+.

Property taxes on above home are from 12k-25k per year.

We are moving to Minneapolis area next year, in part because of COL and a desire to get away from Illinois taxes, politics, traffic etc. The same house in the nicer outer suburbs as above wouldn't be that much less (maybe 20% less, from 350-500k) but property taxes would be about 2,500-3,500.

I've estimated that the savings on property taxes alone will average 10k. That's 250k over 25 years. I can send both kids to college on the savings from property taxes alone.

/endhijak
That is super cheap property taxes. I'm paying nearly $8,000 on a $300,000 house

 
Otis...sometimes you make me jealous, othertimes you make me appreciate what I have...usually the latter (no offense intended) Especially in this case. I'm sitting on 0.50 acre fenced in yard (no longer legal to do) in a great school system. 3000 sq ft, finished basement, play structure in the back, and it cost a fraction...maybe a tenth of what you are looking at.

NY just doesn't seem worth it.
Brother, no offense taken. It's absurd. If I didn't have all our extended family here we would probably leave. Granted jobs here tend to pay a bunch more, but pound for pound not enough more to counter the pricing. It's silly. Just a reality I have accepted given that we are close with family and there is more value to us in that than in a bigger yard or nicer kitchen.
 
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I live in the burbs of Chicago. An older 4bd/3bath house in need of renovation on an acre lot in a good school district starts at 500k. If it's newer, renovated and done with high end finishes, it would be 700k+. That same house in the North Shore here (similar proximity to the city and cultural feel to Long Island) would be 2mil+.

Property taxes on above home are from 12k-25k per year.

We are moving to Minneapolis area next year, in part because of COL and a desire to get away from Illinois taxes, politics, traffic etc. The same house in the nicer outer suburbs as above wouldn't be that much less (maybe 20% less, from 350-500k) but property taxes would be about 2,500-3,500.

I've estimated that the savings on property taxes alone will average 10k. That's 250k over 25 years. I can send both kids to college on the savings from property taxes alone.

/endhijak
That is super cheap property taxes. I'm paying nearly $8,000 on a $300,000 house
In the town I'm looking at its 5k per every 300k in home price. A relative bargain!

 
I will say that you guys would be stunned what little three moneybags gets you in my area.

One moneybag gets you a creaky old hundred year old barn with air conditioning on one side. At leas three moneybags gets you central air, some more space, and flat property. But there's no acres of land, no swimming pool, no obnoxiously nice kitchen, no massive circular driveway covered with Maseratis, etc.
My grandparents sold their house on LI 3 bedrooms / 1.5 baths, maybe 2500sq ft for 500-600k.

When I was looking at Finance jobs in the city I thought apartment rentals were insane till I saw the price per sq ft on LI.

 
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I live in the burbs of Chicago. An older 4bd/3bath house in need of renovation on an acre lot in a good school district starts at 500k. If it's newer, renovated and done with high end finishes, it would be 700k+. That same house in the North Shore here (similar proximity to the city and cultural feel to Long Island) would be 2mil+.

Property taxes on above home are from 12k-25k per year.

We are moving to Minneapolis area next year, in part because of COL and a desire to get away from Illinois taxes, politics, traffic etc. The same house in the nicer outer suburbs as above wouldn't be that much less (maybe 20% less, from 350-500k) but property taxes would be about 2,500-3,500.

I've estimated that the savings on property taxes alone will average 10k. That's 250k over 25 years. I can send both kids to college on the savings from property taxes alone.

/endhijak
That is super cheap property taxes. I'm paying nearly $8,000 on a $300,000 house
Jesus.

 
I live in the burbs of Chicago. An older 4bd/3bath house in need of renovation on an acre lot in a good school district starts at 500k. If it's newer, renovated and done with high end finishes, it would be 700k+. That same house in the North Shore here (similar proximity to the city and cultural feel to Long Island) would be 2mil+.

Property taxes on above home are from 12k-25k per year.

We are moving to Minneapolis area next year, in part because of COL and a desire to get away from Illinois taxes, politics, traffic etc. The same house in the nicer outer suburbs as above wouldn't be that much less (maybe 20% less, from 350-500k) but property taxes would be about 2,500-3,500.

I've estimated that the savings on property taxes alone will average 10k. That's 250k over 25 years. I can send both kids to college on the savings from property taxes alone.

/endhijak
That is super cheap property taxes. I'm paying nearly $8,000 on a $300,000 house
Jesus.
My in laws pay 15k on a 2500 sq ft home on a 1/3 acre lot here.
 
300K house in Louisiana wouldn't be paying more than $2500-3000 in property taxes per year wherever you live in the state.

Most places it would be under $1500.

 
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I live in the burbs of Chicago. An older 4bd/3bath house in need of renovation on an acre lot in a good school district starts at 500k. If it's newer, renovated and done with high end finishes, it would be 700k+. That same house in the North Shore here (similar proximity to the city and cultural feel to Long Island) would be 2mil+.

Property taxes on above home are from 12k-25k per year.

We are moving to Minneapolis area next year, in part because of COL and a desire to get away from Illinois taxes, politics, traffic etc. The same house in the nicer outer suburbs as above wouldn't be that much less (maybe 20% less, from 350-500k) but property taxes would be about 2,500-3,500.

I've estimated that the savings on property taxes alone will average 10k. That's 250k over 25 years. I can send both kids to college on the savings from property taxes alone.

/endhijak
That is super cheap property taxes. I'm paying nearly $8,000 on a $300,000 house
Jesus.
My in laws pay 15k on a 2500 sq ft home on a 1/3 acre lot here.
Good grief. No wonder northerners are flocking south. Here a 300k house would be $1,250 or so in taxes.

 
I live in the burbs of Chicago. An older 4bd/3bath house in need of renovation on an acre lot in a good school district starts at 500k. If it's newer, renovated and done with high end finishes, it would be 700k+. That same house in the North Shore here (similar proximity to the city and cultural feel to Long Island) would be 2mil+.

Property taxes on above home are from 12k-25k per year.

We are moving to Minneapolis area next year, in part because of COL and a desire to get away from Illinois taxes, politics, traffic etc. The same house in the nicer outer suburbs as above wouldn't be that much less (maybe 20% less, from 350-500k) but property taxes would be about 2,500-3,500.

I've estimated that the savings on property taxes alone will average 10k. That's 250k over 25 years. I can send both kids to college on the savings from property taxes alone.

/endhijak
That is super cheap property taxes. I'm paying nearly $8,000 on a $300,000 house
Jesus.
My in laws pay 15k on a 2500 sq ft home on a 1/3 acre lot here.
Good grief. No wonder northerners are flocking south. Here a 300k house would be $1,250 or so in taxes.
It's just the Chicago area. The rest of the Midwest isn't anywhere near that bad.
 
I live in the burbs of Chicago. An older 4bd/3bath house in need of renovation on an acre lot in a good school district starts at 500k. If it's newer, renovated and done with high end finishes, it would be 700k+. That same house in the North Shore here (similar proximity to the city and cultural feel to Long Island) would be 2mil+.

Property taxes on above home are from 12k-25k per year.

We are moving to Minneapolis area next year, in part because of COL and a desire to get away from Illinois taxes, politics, traffic etc. The same house in the nicer outer suburbs as above wouldn't be that much less (maybe 20% less, from 350-500k) but property taxes would be about 2,500-3,500.

I've estimated that the savings on property taxes alone will average 10k. That's 250k over 25 years. I can send both kids to college on the savings from property taxes alone.

/endhijak
That is super cheap property taxes. I'm paying nearly $8,000 on a $300,000 house
Jesus.
My in laws pay 15k on a 2500 sq ft home on a 1/3 acre lot here.
Good grief. No wonder northerners are flocking south. Here a 300k house would be $1,250 or so in taxes.
Yeah. I know a guy with a 500k house in the Chicago suburbs paying $12,000 a year in property taxes. Unbelievable.
 

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