Run or hide? (1 Viewer)

[sports_fan]

What kind of shape is this guy in?

I'd say your typical movie bad guy. Not out of shape, but not a marathoner.

It depends on how dense the woods are but I'd be inclined to make a run for it. I can outrun the average guy. I'd rather just get as much distance as I can than hide and risk him finding me. If the woods prove too difficult to run in, I'd stop after a short distance and hide.

 

[E Street Brat]

Did I just smoke weed and have secks with the big bewed hoor down by the lake before watching her get de-headed by the bad guy?

 

[Wrigley]

Did I just smoke weed and have secks with the big bewed hoor down by the lake before watching her get de-headed by the bad guy?

God, I hope so

 

[E-Z Glider]

I also have a story from when I was a kid, occasionally we'd whip a snowball or something at passing cars at night back when we was young. Well, maybe it happened that one of our group wasn't so detail oriented and decided to take his shot at a Crown Vic, which obviously turned out to be a squad car. Lights flash on and he hauls right to where we had been standing. Kids all scattered into the backyard and started cutting across lawns but I didn't have great wheels. I jumped through a row of hedges right at the front of the property and just laid still. Spotlight starts sweeping across the property, but the officer must have been tracking the runners and trying to figure out if it was worth chasing them down. Meanwhile, I'm stone still in the glare of the light, just under a large bush, totally unseen. Guy gave up and drove on, I was maybe 12 feet away.

Sounds like hide is the answer. I had almost the same scenario as a kid except it wasn't a cop, it was some redneck in a pickup. I was slow like you, and having a giant snowsuit and boots certainly didnt help. Everyone took off running. The enraged redneck was hot on our trail. The crowd quickly pulled away from me and I knew he was gaining quick. I turned to see where he was at and lost my footing and fell. As I rolled over in the snow, all I saw was this crazy redneck screaming obscenities and his fist raised in the air. I closed my eyes and prepared for a pummeling. Instead, he started drilling me with snowballs . I covered my face while he pelted me with snowballs for about 2-3 minutes before calling me a ####ing ###hole and heading back to his car.

 

[McGarnicle]

If he's on the ground and woozy, I stomp on his head a few times and take the gun.