Scenario: Conditions (1 Viewer)

[Henry Ford]

I've been enjoying a game with friends. Whenever we get together someone throws out a scenario, and we say how much someone would have to pay us for that scenario. For instance, "join the circus."

Anyone who could be persuaded by money throws out the number.

"1 million dollars."

The remaining members throw out conditions in an attempt to push the number up and down, thereby gleaning what value those conditions are worth.

For instance, "join the circus for one year: $1 mil."

"Join the circus for one year and be roommates with a nymphomaniac contortionist: $900k."

As a result, we now know that if he had the money my buddy Matt would probably pay $100k to be roommates with a nymphomaniacal contortionist for one year. Similarly, you would have to pay him $100k to be roommates with a nympho bearded lady.

I think this would be fun here while bored. So.

Scenario: "Work on the cleanup crew for an adult film company for one year."

How much would it take?

 

[Insein]

https://youtu.be/ufWDsPi0wB8

Was going to post the exact same thing.

 

[AAABatteries]

"Join the circus for one year and be roommates with a nymphomaniac contortionist: $900k."

Seems a little steep and I'd probably have to take a loan out but I'd pay it.

 

[AAABatteries]

Are we allowed to ask clarifying questions like "do we get to watch?"

I'd go with 250k

 

[Henry Ford]

Are we allowed to ask clarifying questions like "do we get to watch?"

I'd go with 250k

Nope. Just the scenario. Take all the variables into account and give me an average price, like you did.

Then we add conditions. For instance: you're not allowed to wear gloves.

 

[Henry Ford]

https://youtu.be/ufWDsPi0wB8

Was going to post the exact same thing.

You do this while drinking, and some crazy stuff definitely comes out.

 

[AAABatteries]

Are we allowed to ask clarifying questions like "do we get to watch?"

I'd go with 250k

Nope. Just the scenario. Take all the variables into account and give me an average price, like you did.

Then we add conditions. For instance: you're not allowed to wear gloves.

1M

 

[Henry Ford]

Are we allowed to ask clarifying questions like "do we get to watch?"

I'd go with 250k

Nope. Just the scenario. Take all the variables into account and give me an average price, like you did.

Then we add conditions. For instance: you're not allowed to wear gloves.

1M

What if they only film lesbian movies?

 

[pollardsvision]

Lesbian only films: hell, I'd do it for $100K (I don't make FBG money)

Regular films: $300K

No gloves: $600K. Assuming easy access to good handwashing sinks. Hell, it's only jizz, and everybody is tested frequently.

Filming only Dentist's favorite flicks: $20 mill

 

[AAABatteries]

Are we allowed to ask clarifying questions like "do we get to watch?"

I'd go with 250k

Nope. Just the scenario. Take all the variables into account and give me an average price, like you did.

Then we add conditions. For instance: you're not allowed to wear gloves.

1M

What if they only film lesbian movies?

Still scat possibilities - 500k

 

[Meatwad Reloaded]

I'd pay around 100K to do that.

 

[Henry Ford]

Are we allowed to ask clarifying questions like "do we get to watch?"

I'd go with 250k

Nope. Just the scenario. Take all the variables into account and give me an average price, like you did.

Then we add conditions. For instance: you're not allowed to wear gloves.

1M

What if they only film lesbian movies?

Still scat possibilities - 500k

Good point. Alright, no scat - for the all-access version or the lesbian version. What's the price then?

 

[AAABatteries]

Are we allowed to ask clarifying questions like "do we get to watch?"

I'd go with 250k

Nope. Just the scenario. Take all the variables into account and give me an average price, like you did.

Then we add conditions. For instance: you're not allowed to wear gloves.

1M

What if they only film lesbian movies?

Still scat possibilities - 500k

Good point. Alright, no scat - for the all-access version or the lesbian version. What's the price then?

150k

 

[NewlyRetired]

fluffers at times are expected to help the crew out so there might be an added bonus at end of shift.