Seinfeld 'What If?' 9/11 Spec Script (1 Viewer)

[otb_lifer]

penned by comedian Billy Domineau

 brief overview

SCRIPT

 

[cockroach]

IN

But I'm gonna be disappointed if they don't spell out:  bumbuh-doom-ba-bow-ba-doo-doooooooooom  in between scene changes

 

[Worm]

Hahaha this is perfect.

 

[cockroach]

Hilarious.  I LOL'd a good 7-10 times.  This guys career is gonna blow up from this.

 

[Apple Jack]

Yikes

 

[pandora]

Wow that was absolutely stupid.

 

[matuski]

 

[Righetti]

So wrong, yet so right 

 

[Jayrok]

Wow that was absolutely stupid.

^^^^^^^ 

 

[Godsbrother]

I stopped reading half way through.  I don't think anyone could make 9/11 funny and he shouldn't have tried cause it wasn't.

 

[oso diablo]

i respect the attempt, as the Seinfeld creators/writers made it a point-of-pride to write jokes about ANY subject. They did bits on the holocaust (Schindlers List), the sinking of the Andrea Doria, serial killers, abortion, suicide, and so on.

but this seems to mostly recycle old bits (Elaine wants to break up with a guy in the hospital, Kramer's friend uses something of his as a murder weapon, etc). And i was really uncomfortable with the dust angle, though it ends up being the centerpiece of the episode.

 

[ChainsawU]

Is the thread where a bunch of dusty old men complain about how unfunny something is.

 

[cincredfan]

I actually thought it was quite humorous though could see where it could seriously offend some.