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***Shark Pool Home League UNO*** (1 Viewer)

Let's roll jvdesigns. Jvdesigns? What are u a corporate entity representing a fantasy football team? For this week I will call you Walmart. My Soldiers placed a picked up order Walmart. We in parking slot #5. Time to collect.
I wanted to respond to this in some sort of smart and snarky way—and I couldn’t. It’s legit too good. lol. Beautiful trash talk. You have a talented squad. I’m not going to lie—I’m not sure about the health of a couple guys that I could really use this week—but regardless—cheers to hopefully a close and exciting matchup.
 
We have the closest projected matchup Walmart. The pressure is building. My Soldiers are training. The drums are being beat. The roar is building. It can be overwhelming from your perspective. I get that. The ESPN crew will be around you to film how your preparing. Its part of my 30 for 30 episode. Please be patient with them. Its good TV.
 
We draft again after this week, right? I need a do over 😭
Y'know, I'm one of those guys who tries very hard not to look at who I am playing, almost impossible (almost certain it's you)or their lineups (I was successful with that this week, I sincerely have no idea who is on your roster). But I definitely check this thread with regularity.

All I can say is... congratulations on your win.


I am playing you, right???

ETA: or did @LawFitz voodoo that away too? Just like he voodooed Nabers off my roster and no one remembers...even sober me.

I hate sober me. He's pretty, damn pretty but way too rational.
 
We draft again after this week, right? I need a do over 😭
Y'know, I'm one of those guys who tries very hard not to look at who I am playing, almost impossible (almost certain it's you)or their lineups (I was successful with that this week, I sincerely have no idea who is on your roster). But I definitely check this thread with regularity.

All I can say is... congratulations on your win.


I am playing you, right???

ETA: or did @LawFitz voodoo that away too? Just like he voodooed Nabers off my roster and no one remembers...even sober me.

I hate sober me. He's pretty, damn pretty but way too rational.
There's no reason to voodoo me. I'm not going to score 70. My team is trash. I learned a lot of things these last 2 months, but there's no digging this sorry team out of the gutter no matter how hard I try to find players.

Have a beer. I'm going to join you. I don't like being sober either.
 
All I can say is... congratulations on your win.
dont be dumb, you're at 99%.
Hand to God, I did not know that.

I'm not joking when I say that I make every effort not to look at my opponents roster.

I don't check fantasy scores on Sunday, it diminishes my enjoyment of football.

Obviously I know who I am starting and can't help but monitor their progress but I don't like it. I have said for years that I want a TV Feed that doesn't have a constant update scroll on the bottom of the screen. I hate it.

I know it seems contradictory to what I present in here but it's 100% true. I love magic football but I also just want to enjoy watching games without concerning myself with the consequences of, for example, Kyle jus... whatever scoring a TD over Jordan Mason.
 
We draft again after this week, right? I need a do over 😭
Y'know, I'm one of those guys who tries very hard not to look at who I am playing, almost impossible (almost certain it's you)or their lineups (I was successful with that this week, I sincerely have no idea who is on your roster). But I definitely check this thread with regularity.

All I can say is... congratulations on your win.


I am playing you, right???

ETA: or did @LawFitz voodoo that away too? Just like he voodooed Nabers off my roster and no one remembers...even sober me.

I hate sober me. He's pretty, damn pretty but way too rational.
There's no reason to voodoo me. I'm not going to score 70. My team is trash. I learned a lot of things these last 2 months, but there's no digging this sorry team out of the gutter no matter how hard I try to find players.

Have a beer. I'm going to join you. I don't like being sober either.
Well I was going to say something else, trying to be funny but then I saw @Deamon post and don't feel like any joke I make would land now.

I just decided to look at our matchup right now... I'm sorry for your loss.



No I'm not. But I do swear to God that I didn't know until just now.

Sometimes I'm so pretty, it hurts me too.
 
We draft again after this week, right? I need a do over 😭
Y'know, I'm one of those guys who tries very hard not to look at who I am playing, almost impossible (almost certain it's you)or their lineups (I was successful with that this week, I sincerely have no idea who is on your roster). But I definitely check this thread with regularity.

All I can say is... congratulations on your win.


I am playing you, right???

ETA: or did @LawFitz voodoo that away too? Just like he voodooed Nabers off my roster and no one remembers...even sober me.

I hate sober me. He's pretty, damn pretty but way too rational.
There's no reason to voodoo me. I'm not going to score 70. My team is trash. I learned a lot of things these last 2 months, but there's no digging this sorry team out of the gutter no matter how hard I try to find players.

Have a beer. I'm going to join you. I don't like being sober either.
Well I was going to say something else, trying to be funny but then I saw @Deamon post and don't feel like any joke I make would land now.

I just decided to look at our matchup right now... I'm sorry for your loss.



No I'm not. But I do swear to God that I didn't know until just now.

Sometimes I'm so pretty, it hurts me too.
I'm going to need more beer.
 
We draft again after this week, right? I need a do over 😭
Y'know, I'm one of those guys who tries very hard not to look at who I am playing, almost impossible (almost certain it's you)or their lineups (I was successful with that this week, I sincerely have no idea who is on your roster). But I definitely check this thread with regularity.

All I can say is... congratulations on your win.


I am playing you, right???

ETA: or did @LawFitz voodoo that away too? Just like he voodooed Nabers off my roster and no one remembers...even sober me.

I hate sober me. He's pretty, damn pretty but way too rational.
There's no reason to voodoo me. I'm not going to score 70. My team is trash. I learned a lot of things these last 2 months, but there's no digging this sorry team out of the gutter no matter how hard I try to find players.

Have a beer. I'm going to join you. I don't like being sober either.
Well I was going to say something else, trying to be funny but then I saw @Deamon post and don't feel like any joke I make would land now.

I just decided to look at our matchup right now... I'm sorry for your loss.



No I'm not. But I do swear to God that I didn't know until just now.

Sometimes I'm so pretty, it hurts me too.
I'm going to need more beer.
:lmao:
 
Started out so well. Then Ekeler and Diontae absolutely murdered me. Smh
You are still very much alive. Qb’s score a ton in our league, and Irvine has a horrid matchup. Regardless of what the website says the percentages are—I personally think that we are a coin flip or that you are a very slight favorite. I managed my team like a bonehead this week as well. I thought that Waddle’s floor was higher than Ridleys this week, and that Sermon (with Taylor out) could be better than Mattison—and I struck out on both of those. Anything can happen—and like I said—I think you have a far better chance than you think. Cheers to a great match.
 
Started out so well. Then Ekeler and Diontae absolutely murdered me. Smh
You are still very much alive. Qb’s score a ton in our league, and Irvine has a horrid matchup. Regardless of what the website says the percentages are—I personally think that we are a coin flip or that you are a very slight favorite. I managed my team like a bonehead this week as well. I thought that Waddle’s floor was higher than Ridleys this week, and that Sermon (with Taylor out) could be better than Mattison—and I struck out on both of those. Anything can happen—and like I said—I think you have a far better chance than you think. Cheers to a great match.
You also have this dude named Derrick Henry going tonight and I hear he’s pretty decent ;)
 
Started out so well. Then Ekeler and Diontae absolutely murdered me. Smh
You are still very much alive. Qb’s score a ton in our league, and Irvine has a horrid matchup. Regardless of what the website says the percentages are—I personally think that we are a coin flip or that you are a very slight favorite. I managed my team like a bonehead this week as well. I thought that Waddle’s floor was higher than Ridleys this week, and that Sermon (with Taylor out) could be better than Mattison—and I struck out on both of those. Anything can happen—and like I said—I think you have a far better chance than you think. Cheers to a great match.
You also have this dude named Derrick Henry going tonight and I hear he’s pretty decent ;)
Right. He is the betting favorite for sure. But football is always gonna football. Onward Soldiers!!!! With the heat of a thousand suns we smite our enemies!!!!
 
Started out so well. Then Ekeler and Diontae absolutely murdered me. Smh
You are still very much alive. Qb’s score a ton in our league, and Irvine has a horrid matchup. Regardless of what the website says the percentages are—I personally think that we are a coin flip or that you are a very slight favorite. I managed my team like a bonehead this week as well. I thought that Waddle’s floor was higher than Ridleys this week, and that Sermon (with Taylor out) could be better than Mattison—and I struck out on both of those. Anything can happen—and like I said—I think you have a far better chance than you think. Cheers to a great match.
You also have this dude named Derrick Henry going tonight and I hear he’s pretty decent ;)
Right. He is the betting favorite for sure. But football is always gonna football. Onward Soldiers!!!! With the heat of a thousand suns we smite our enemies!!!!
Agreed. And I’m down by 50 with 3 players going, while @LawFitz has 1 player going.

I’ll need the heat of a million suns to overcome this deficit.
 
Waking up to Hopkins going to Chiefs mirrors the feeling of 9 year old me getting that awesome bike for Christmas. Onward!!!
Christmas morning for me will be when both JT and Etienne are back in my lineup. Then watch out!

(Fixed a half dozen typos)
 
What the hell is going on in here? The damn “watch this thread” feature only works sometimes. Da raiders are solidly mid as the kids say. Actually dropped to 4th in points against. I was at #2 for weeks. Thanks @Ben & Jerry's !
 
BTW how about a proof of life check for @Deamon, @Ben & Jerry's & @Atomic Punk ???

It's been about a month so... I'm thinking I need to call the local police for a welfare check on these guys. Unless, they're bots... chun-chun-CHUN!!!
Ya, I'm here. It's honestly the league I pay the least attention to and is the cheapest buy in, so I haven't really been in here much :P
I'm down to 2 leagues and it's wonderful. So much less work.
Don't believe him, this is his favorite league. It's obvious by how much he pretends to be disinterested.

He's just trying to run The Game 20 years too late.
 
BTW how about a proof of life check for @Deamon, @Ben & Jerry's & @Atomic Punk ???

It's been about a month so... I'm thinking I need to call the local police for a welfare check on these guys. Unless, they're bots... chun-chun-CHUN!!!
Ya, I'm here. It's honestly the league I pay the least attention to and is the cheapest buy in, so I haven't really been in here much :P
I'm down to 2 leagues and it's wonderful. So much less work.
I'm up to 171 leagues and it's wonderful :P
 
BTW how about a proof of life check for @Deamon, @Ben & Jerry's & @Atomic Punk ???

It's been about a month so... I'm thinking I need to call the local police for a welfare check on these guys. Unless, they're bots... chun-chun-CHUN!!!
Ya, I'm here. It's honestly the league I pay the least attention to and is the cheapest buy in, so I haven't really been in here much :P
I'm down to 2 leagues and it's wonderful. So much less work.
I'm up to 171 leagues and it's wonderful :P
I just threw up in my mouth.
 
BTW how about a proof of life check for @Deamon, @Ben & Jerry's & @Atomic Punk ???

It's been about a month so... I'm thinking I need to call the local police for a welfare check on these guys. Unless, they're bots... chun-chun-CHUN!!!
Ya, I'm here. It's honestly the league I pay the least attention to and is the cheapest buy in, so I haven't really been in here much :P
I'm down to 2 leagues and it's wonderful. So much less work.
I'm up to 171 leagues and it's wonderful :P
I just threw up in my mouth.
I’m at 8 leagues and exhausted ;)

Will try to cut down to 6 again next year but each “serves a different purpose”.
FBG league dominator (with your leagues all synced, and custom waiver lists per league, and the 5 Second Primer to sanity check your starting lineups each week) are the only thing that makes >3 leagues possible for me.

No, I am not a paid endorser of FBG ;)
 
Two is my max. Glad Uno is one of them!
Uno and FBG Bowl are the reason i unexpectedly went from my usual 6 up to 8. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to get in a league with a bunch of jerks on this board (talking about all of you, if that’s not clear ;) ) and then the free FBG Bowl I figured…what the heck. But that one is definitely my lowest priority league by far.
 
BTW how about a proof of life check for @Deamon, @Ben & Jerry's & @Atomic Punk ???

It's been about a month so... I'm thinking I need to call the local police for a welfare check on these guys. Unless, they're bots... chun-chun-CHUN!!!
Ya, I'm here. It's honestly the league I pay the least attention to and is the cheapest buy in, so I haven't really been in here much :P
I'm down to 2 leagues and it's wonderful. So much less work.
I'm up to 171 leagues and it's wonderful :P
I just threw up in my mouth.
I’m at 8 leagues and exhausted ;)

Will try to cut down to 6 again next year but each “serves a different purpose”.
FBG league dominator (with your leagues all synced, and custom waiver lists per league, and the 5 Second Primer to sanity check your starting lineups each week) are the only thing that makes >3 leagues possible for me.

No, I am not a paid endorser of FBG ;)
to be fair, 161 of my 171 are best ball leagues where I don't touch them all season after the draft.
 
4. Home league and an idp dynasty league. I commish both. Both are 16+ years old. A guy I know, runs a tight ship, and commishes a TON of stuff, decided to join a league where I’m not the commish 3-4 years ago. And I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to play with you knobs. Absolutely middle of the pack in all of them this year :ptts:
 

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