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1: That's not worth a roster spot2: He really wouldn't get much higher than a shorter person who's a better jumper3: He likely suffers from acromegaly, which does not put him in a good position to participate in a sport which requires impact
I believe I'd seen that Sport Science. Also the point about the pad size is important to remember.
This might work until the kicker mistakes him for the ball and kicks the little guy through the uprights! Not only that, but it would probably give grown men nightmares... Seeing a midget coming out from underneath a fat mans ###!You are almost there with the midget idea, but you bit off a little more than you could chew asking for cheap TDs.
The answer to the OP is to line a midget up on the field defensively during a FG or XP, and let him run through the offensive lineman's legs, and disrupt or distract the holder once he pops out the other side of the line of scrimmage.
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