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Should Ohio Legalize Prostitution? (1 Viewer)

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So people can go ice fishing in shanties?

Mayor in Ohio Says That Ice Fishing at a Public Park Could Lead to Prostitution

“If you open this up to ice fishing, which while on the surface, it sounds good, then what happens next year? Does somebody come back and say, ‘I want an ice shanty in Hudson Springs Park for X amount of time?'” Shubert asked the city council. “And if you then allow ice fishing with shanties, then that leads to another problem: prostitution."

Makes so much sense now why pops hated to miss a day on the ice.   :fishing:

 
I don’t want this post to sound like I’m trolling but herring me out.

The mayor sounds like a crab and full of abalone but I think we should listen to him for a minnow.

People drink like fish in shanties. Next thing you know you have hookers taking off their panties and bearded clams are everywhere.

This town is for a lot of haddocks if they jump in hook line and sinker on this proposal.

 
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This is a local story for me as Mentor is about a half hour away from Cleveland... My favorite part of that was the guy next to him who was like "WTF? Did you just say?" 

I've never gone ice fishing in my life despite being right by the lake. Now that I know where it can lead, I went and bought a fishing pole.

 
Is marijuana legal in Ohio? If so, there could be some puff, puff, pass the prostitute goin on in these shanty red districts also. If not, why isn't that a thing to be worried about too? I'd probably set up a shanty-n-panty club and call it Cheech & Thong. Members only, of course.

 

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