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Silly baseball phrases (1 Viewer)

Raider Nation

Devil's Advocate
* He painted the black

* Pale Hose

* Double-barreled action in the pen

* We need a crooked number this inning

* The first-place Cleveland Indians

:X

 
* He painted the black

* Pale Hose

* Double-barreled action in the pen

* We need a crooked number this inning

* The first-place Cleveland Indians

:X
Yes, I'd much rather listen to John Sterling :mellow:

Referring to baseball scores as football scores.

Phil Humber threw a perfect game

 
A radio station around here did a bit on homoerotic baseball terms a while ago, it was pretty awesome (and incredibly un-PC).

They might try to squeeze him in here

Busted it up in on him

Laid it in the dirt

He's carrying a big stick

He put some nice wood on it

Getting loose in a hurry

Banged it up the middle

etc, etc, etc...

 
Can of corn
That's a Hawk Harrelson original, no?
Red Barber. Hawk does use it a lot though
Raider Nation omitted Barber from his greatest baseball broadcasters poll and then tries to give Barber's coin to Hawk Harrelson of all people. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:confused: How would I know that? I'm not 80.
Are you serious? How do you know Babe Ruth has 714 home runs, you aren't 80 right? Do you know who won WWII? Gregory Peck was a good actor in his 30s, but you probably only remember him from the Omen. There are books out there with all this information, the internet knows things too. :thumbup:
 
Can of corn
That's a Hawk Harrelson original, no?
Red Barber. Hawk does use it a lot though
Raider Nation omitted Barber from his greatest baseball broadcasters poll and then tries to give Barber's coin to Hawk Harrelson of all people. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:confused: How would I know that? I'm not 80.
Are you serious? How do you know Babe Ruth has 714 home runs, you aren't 80 right? Do you know who won WWII? Gregory Peck was a good actor in his 30s, but you probably only remember him from the Omen. There are books out there with all this information, the internet knows things too. :thumbup:
You know a whole bunch of stuff. Good for you. :shrug:
 
Can of corn
That's a Hawk Harrelson original, no?
Red Barber. Hawk does use it a lot though
Raider Nation omitted Barber from his greatest baseball broadcasters poll and then tries to give Barber's coin to Hawk Harrelson of all people. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:confused: How would I know that? I'm not 80.
Are you serious? How do you know Babe Ruth has 714 home runs, you aren't 80 right? Do you know who won WWII? Gregory Peck was a good actor in his 30s, but you probably only remember him from the Omen. There are books out there with all this information, the internet knows things too. :thumbup:
You know a whole bunch of stuff. Good for you. :shrug:
Something I read on the wolverine recently:
an animal which feeds on carcasses and is highly ravenous. It eats until its stomach is as tight as a drumskin, then squeezes itself through a narrow passage between two trees. This empties the stomach of its contents and the wolverine can continue to eat until the carcass is completely consumed
 
Grand slam homerun. So effing redundant. I cringe every time I hear an announcer say this.

 
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I don't mind most of the silly catchphrases in baseball. I do hate "can of corn", but none of the others listed so far bother me.

I even enjoy listening to Hawk rattle off most of his.

 
I don't mind most of the silly catchphrases in baseball. I do hate "can of corn", but none of the others listed so far bother me. I even enjoy listening to Hawk rattle off most of his.
I gotta admit, about 90% of the silly baseball phrases I know are because of Hawk.
 
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Pea

In his kitchen

Cheese

Put a coat on that hanger

Ace is wild

EAT IT

eta: Forgot one.

Put a helmet on those worms

I just gave you some more awesome phrases...

 
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A radio station around here did a bit on homoerotic baseball terms a while ago, it was pretty awesome (and incredibly un-PC).They might try to squeeze him in hereBusted it up in on him Laid it in the dirtHe's carrying a big stick He put some nice wood on itGetting loose in a hurryBanged it up the middleetc, etc, etc...
Had a similar show on the radio here a few years ago, but it was more obscure references used w/in the clubhouse. One I wish we heard more of:The dry hump - Pitcher gets warmed up in the bullpen and then never enters the game.
 

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