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Simple Life Hacks: share 'em (1 Viewer)

joey said:
maybe obvious to others but I just figured this out a couple of years ago.

the key fob to lock/unlock my car doors beeps once or twice to lock and unlock. I couldn't remember if 1 beep was lock or unlock til I connected them with 1 beep = 1 syllable = Lock and 2 beeps = 2 syllables = Un Lock. Handy if you just reach into your pocket and hit buttons to lock the car as you walk away from it.
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What if your car doesn't beep or beeps once for lock and deosn't beep for unlock?

 
Hold the key fob under your chin to extend the range of lock/unlock capabilities. *** ****** 

***Have not confirmed if it works for remote start

******May or may not give you brain/ball/chin cancers

 
ChainsawU said:
I'd been seeing this woman I liked so I bought her a novelty pillow that looks just like a loaf of bread. Even though we don't see each other very often anymore, she still answers the phone every time that I call and recently confirmed that she still sleeps with it every night. That's not so much of a "life hack" intrinsically, but it's a nice little hack into her subconscious that you can use if you want to.
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Does it keep her cookies moist too?

 
Copeman said:
I solved the boil over by not boiling on the highest setting.  Right between high and medium is the spot you want.  You can start on high, but once that starts coming to the top, just lower the heat.  It'll still boil.
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Crank it to high, but add a little butter to the water.   Won't boil over.

 
belljr said:
What if your car doesn't beep or beeps once for lock and deosn't beep for unlock?
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well, the key fobs for both my toyota and honda both do the 1 beep = lock and 2 beeps = unlock, so I guess I assumed this was the common convention.

 
I save those annoying fooking twist ties from all the kids toys from Christmas. Then the rest of the year I use em for all kinds of stuff:

- tying up tomatoes

- fixing toys

- tying up hoses

- tying up the christmas lights

- use them for my Star Gazer lilies that I attach to metal rods as they get tall and heavy

All kinds of stuff. They come in real handy.

 
belljr said:
joey said:
maybe obvious to others but I just figured this out a couple of years ago.

the key fob to lock/unlock my car doors beeps once or twice to lock and unlock. I couldn't remember if 1 beep was lock or unlock til I connected them with 1 beep = 1 syllable = Lock and 2 beeps = 2 syllables = Un Lock. Handy if you just reach into your pocket and hit buttons to lock the car as you walk away from it.
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What if your car doesn't beep or beeps once for lock and deosn't beep for unlock?
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then you get a tatoo on your neck that says one for lock two for no lock and then you look in a mirror for help and the lesson is that we should all look to our self for inspiration when we have troubles take that to the spirit of the season bank bromigo

 
Do you have annoying coworkers that keep trying to show you pictures of their kids?

Whenever they show you their pics say in a slow, husky/whispery voice "Oh yeah...mmmmmmmm...perfect"

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Hold the key fob under your chin to extend the range of lock/unlock capabilities. *** ****** 

***Have not confirmed if it works for remote start

******May or may not give you brain/ball/chin cancers
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This does work using your jaw as a simple range extender for your remote start as well. Have no opinion on the ball cancer however, so YMMV.

 
I throw a small slice of apple in my stash to keep my weed moist and impart a nice flavor. Theoretically any slice of most fruit should work. Replace every 2-3 days.

 
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I throw a small slice apple in my stash to keep my weed moist and impart a nice flavor. Theoretically any slice of moistt fruit should work. Replace every 2-3 days.

 
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those clip to your vent air freshener things for cars....clip it to the grill of one of your home air vents. Every time your Heat or AC is blowing out = scent distributed through room.

 
Another trash can hack:

If you always have trouble getting the bags out, drill 2 small holes on opposite sides about 2 inches from the bottom. This will prevent the air pressure suction issue that keeps the bag from sliding out.

 
SWC said:
i do this with my pants and it works with them too brohans there are a lot of good tipis in this thread take that to the bank
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I put a potato in my pants to impress the ladies.  It helps to put it in the front. 

 
offdee said:
those clip to your vent air freshener things for cars....clip it to the grill of one of your home air vents. Every time your Heat or AC is blowing out = scent distributed through room.
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my thing is i try not to just reek so i dont need to go full christmas tree on my house but hey man if you reek i guess go for this take that to the bank bromigos 

 
Wear a "lifeguard" shirt to the public/club/hotel pool.  That way you can creep on whoever you want without raising suspicion.  

 
Brony said:
SWC said:
i do this with my pants and it works with them too brohans there are a lot of good tipis in this thread take that to the bank
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I put a potato in my pants to impress the ladies.  It helps to put it in the front.
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next time try putting some bread in there to it will keep the potatoe nice and moist and if someone has a piece of lunch meat but no bread you are covered as well take that to the bank bromigo 

 
If you run out of ideas for your wife for her birthday or christmas.  Secretely steal something of hers (jewelry, shirt, shoes) paint them a different color and wrap them up.  She will think they are new.   Ask @St. Louis Bob for pointers.

 
UOFI_316 said:
If you run out of ideas for your wife for her birthday or christmas.  Secretely steal something of hers (jewelry, shirt, shoes) paint them a different color and wrap them up.  She will think they are new.   Ask @St. Louis Bob for pointers.
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Or if you start dating my girlfriend, just go into her closet and half of it still has all the tags on it and never worn. Just wrap a couple of those things up and reap the benefits that night.

 
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SWC said:
next time try putting some bread in there to it will keep the potatoe nice and moist and if someone has a piece of lunch meat but no bread you are covered as well take that to the bank bromigo 
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I know it's 2017 and all, but I ain't putting someone else's lunch meat in my pants, brohetero.

 
look nedmigo i do not know what is going on in that head o yours but aint no one saying put the lunchmeat in your pants that is where the potatoe and the bread are what i am talking about is what if some brohan comes up to you with a couple slices of oliveloaf it just happens too often not to think about it with my life hack you are gonna be able to pull out the bread and bam you are having you a oliveloaf sammich and also having you one hell of a good day and that my friend is a lifehack that you can take to the bank

 
joey said:
maybe obvious to others but I just figured this out a couple of years ago.

the key fob to lock/unlock my car doors beeps once or twice to lock and unlock. I couldn't remember if 1 beep was lock or unlock til I connected them with 1 beep = 1 syllable = Lock and 2 beeps = 2 syllables = Un Lock. Handy if you just reach into your pocket and hit buttons to lock the car as you walk away from it.
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It took me until my key fob battery started to go to realize that there is an actual physical key inside. :bag:  

 
SWC said:
look nedmigo i do not know what is going on in that head o yours but aint no one saying put the lunchmeat in your pants that is where the potatoe and the bread are what i am talking about is what if some brohan comes up to you with a couple slices of oliveloaf it just happens too often not to think about it with my life hack you are gonna be able to pull out the bread and bam you are having you a oliveloaf sammich and also having you one hell of a good day and that my friend is a lifehack that you can take to the bank
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I rarely laugh at the bromigo shtick...but this one had me  :lmao:

 
This reminds me. On vacation my sister ask me to get the clear plastic off the top of her deodorant. She was pulling and pulling.

I start to turn the bottom to get the deodorant stick to rise. She's like no the top part.

2 turns later the plastic protection false off.

She sat there stunned :lol:

 
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Here’s a grocery store tip.

You know those people who casually push their cart through the store seemingly just browsing, but getting inthe way of anyone who is quickly trying to get their shopping done? 

Well, a good foot to the back of the knee really hard will most likely floor them and they might even bang their jaw on the shopping cart on the way down. Then you just quuickly disappear down the next aisle. 

 
The trick of putting grapes on a plate and then putting another plate on top and using a big knife to slice about 50 in half in two seconds works great. 

 
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