Sitting in the Charlotte Airport - Ask me Anything (1 Viewer)

[ChiefD]

Hi.

 

[ChiefD]

Flight is delayed. Booooo…..

 

[wikkidpissah]

Are you experiencing any particular desire to wear a dramatically unmasculine color right now?

 

[El Floppo]

Does it rhyme with purple?

 

[ChiefD]

Are you experiencing any particular desire to wear a dramatically unmasculine color right now?

Not really. But then again I never do.

 

[eoMMan]

What are your three favorite movies?

 

[ChiefD]

Does it rhyme with purple?

I don’t think so.

 

[ChiefD]

What are your three favorite movies?

1. Month Python and the Holy Grail

2. Star Wars

3. Caddyshack

 

[SFBayDuck]

Is there a 50ish woman drunkenly climbing into the lap of her 60ish boyfriend/date in the seat across from you in the United Lounge?  Or was that just what happened before my last flight home?

 

[ChiefD]

Is there a 50ish woman drunkenly climbing into the lap of her 60ish boyfriend/date in the seat across from you in the United Lounge?  Or was that just what happened before my last flight home?

No.

But there is a group of 4 pretty attractive women sitting across from me. One of them has a tremendous backside. I’ve checked at last 20-30 times. 

 

[El Floppo]

I don’t think so.

Well that's disappointing.

If you had to pick up a mic, and start singing in front of these young ladies....what song are you singing?

 

[SFBayDuck]

No.

But there is a group of 4 pretty attractive women sitting across from me. One of them has a tremendous backside. I’ve checked at last 20-30 times. 

Dear Penthouse-

I never thought I’d be writing you, but one day I found myself delayed at the Charlotte airport…..

 

[ChiefD]

Well that's disappointing.

If you had to pick up a mic, and start singing in front of these young ladies....what song are you singing?

Let’s Get it On

 

[Nugget]

KU -UNC score tomorrow night?

 

[ChiefD]

KU -UNC score tomorrow night?

KU 98  - NC 14

 

[BassNBrew]

KU 98  - NC 14

I suspect you're right.  Hard to beat the devil and Satan back to back.

By the way, which KC are you?

 

[ChiefD]

I suspect you're right.  Hard to beat the devil and Satan back to back.

By the way, which KC are you?

If you are asking Kansas or Missouri, I live on the Kansas side. In a suburb of the metro area. 

 

[Judge Smails]

Any Cam Newton jerseys in sight?

 

[ChiefD]

Any Cam Newton jerseys in sight?

None. Actually haven’t seen many jerseys of any sport in here. Lots of sweatpants on guys. Tights for the women.

 

[ChiefD]

Tremendous backside just got up. Dayum.

 

[Desert_Power]

Are you at the NoDa Brewery location in the airport? Get some of the good stuff while you're here.

 

[Desert_Power]

Are you at the NoDa Brewery location in the airport? Get some of the good stuff while you're here.

Bacon Cheeseburger on Steroids at Bad Daddy's is another fav of mine.

 

[ChiefD]

Are you at the NoDa Brewery location in the airport? Get some of the good stuff while you're here.

I don’t think so. I see a place called the Carolina Beer Co across the way. Not gonna drink anymore beer tonight. I drank so much beer this weekend I’m marinated.

 

[rockaction]

How do you feel about Ronald Jones and do you think you'll bring another competitive back into the mix? 

How about signing Williams or McKinnon again? 

 

[ChiefD]

How do you feel about Ronald Jones and do you think you'll bring another competitive back into the mix? 

How about signing Williams or McKinnon again? 

Good question. I’m cool with Ronald Jones but I think the Chiefs running backs are basically by committee at this point. I wouldn’t draft any of them in a fantasy league.

I’d be fine with either Williams or McKinnon

 

[rockaction]

Thanks! Have a safe flight!

(I might pop in with another question -- so long as you're waiting -- if something inspires me.)

 

[In The Zone]

Is your boy still selling fishing lures? 

I may be in the market for some. 

 

[ChiefD]

Is your boy still selling fishing lures? 

I may be in the market for some. 

Yessir.

www.corbinatorbaitcompany.com

 

[Dan Lambskin]

What’s the temperature there?

 

[Alex P Keaton]

What advice would you give an unmarried, sexually active guy 10-15 years younger than you?  (Asking for a friend)

How do you feel about the Chiefs losing Tyreek Hill?

 

[Desert_Power]

I don’t think so. I see a place called the Carolina Beer Co across the way. Not gonna drink anymore beer tonight. I drank so much beer this weekend I’m marinated.

Do people actually stay in that airport overnight?

 

[Desert_Power]

What’s the temperature there?

I’m guessing it is about 72 in the airport, but it was about 70 and sunny today. Perfect. 

 

[gianmarco]

Why are you still there?

 

[ChiefD]

What’s the temperature there?

Not sure. I’m guessing around 70.

 

[ChiefD]

Do people actually stay in that airport overnight?

My flight was delayed but we got out at 11:30. Glad I did not find out. 

 

[Nugget]

Do people actually stay in that airport overnight?

They bring out cots in Chicago. But they never turn off the announcements. 

 

[ChiefD]

What advice would you give an unmarried, sexually active guy 10-15 years younger than you?  (Asking for a friend)

How do you feel about the Chiefs losing Tyreek Hill?

1. Chase beautiful women

2. It's gonna hurt but this team desparately needed draft capital to restock a pretty thin roster. He wanted the the most money for a WR and not a dollar less and the Chiefs just weren't going to pay him that. I like the deal.

 

[ChiefD]

Why are you still there?

I'm home now. Actually at work right now on three hours sleep. 

 

[Alex P Keaton]

My flight was delayed but we got out at 11:30. Glad I did not find out. 

I feel your pain.  Got home from NYC last week at 1:45am on Friday morning.   Was due home at 7pm the evening before.

 

[Alex P Keaton]

Why are you still there?

Some people enjoy solitary airport time.  (I don’t know who those people are, but theoretically they exist)

 

[Gally]

I got to spend 9 hours in that airport for one travel experience.  It was a long 9 hours. 

 

[nirad3]

Bacon Cheeseburger on Steroids at Bad Daddy's is another fav of mine.

I had one of those at a Bad Daddy's in Gastonia last time I was in the Charlotte area.  Delicious.  

Hope you made it home ok, @ChiefD   

 

[Osaurus]

Do they still have those rocking chairs? Does it still smell like burnt BBQ?

 

[ChiefD]

Do they still have those rocking chairs? Does it still smell like burnt BBQ?

Yeah, they still had the rocking chairs.  They were pretty much all in use.

I never smelled any burnt BBQ. But that Tremendous Backside sure was smokin'.

 

[Jobber]

Are you one toke over the line?

 

[Desert_Power]

I had one of those at a Bad Daddy's in Gastonia last time I was in the Charlotte area.  Delicious. 

My now wife used to travel for work a lot. Always made her grab one up on the company dime when I was picking her up in the evenings