Sleep Attire — A Pole (1 Viewer)

[Mrs. Rannous]

The most disappointing thing about this poll is that so far no females have responded.

Check again. The answer is nunya.

 

[waiver wire]

95% of the time nothing
the other 5% shorts

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[Hastur]

Completely nude. clothing gets in the way,

 

[AAABatteries]

@Joe Bryant - can you please clarify if you or a mod deleted my post?

 

[B Maverick]

Depends on the weather....

Boxers in summer, boxers and a t shirt in winter. Sometimes socks since my feet do get cold at times.


Was nice with the ex gf, she liked sleeping nekkid so we did....

 

[urbanhack]

Monday - underwear
Tuesday - underwear and socks
Wednesday - tshirt only
Thursday - tshirt and undies
Fri to Sunday - nude

 

[Zow]

Butt naked > cold room> super soft sheets > multiple down comforters. Sleep like a baby. I don't know how anyone could sleep in a t-shirt.

I can't stand not sleeping in a t-shirt. If I happen to fall asleep that way, I'm for sure waking up at some point uncomfortable and putting one on.

 

[Osaurus]

Props to those of you Porky Piggin it

 

[Dezbelief]

I prefer to sleep naked, but wear boxers and an under shirt when we have guests. I'm waiting for the current guests to graduate.

 

[Andrew74]

T-shirt (short or long sleeve depending on season) and a pair of old cotton shorts.

 

[Dezbelief]

T shirt and no underwear

This. I added a sticky hook on my night stand to hang pajama bottoms for emergencies.

you serious Clark?

Yep. Ha ha. My gun safe is right next to the hook with my pajama bottoms. I keep them close because holding a firearm at an intruder naked from the waste down just seemed silly. Please don't make me feel uncomfortable. Ha ha

I get it, you don't want confusion about which gun you're going to use on the intruder.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Props to those of you Porky Piggin it

I worry way too much about torsion for that.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Odd question for the nude crew: when did you tansition to that method of sleep?

 

[KarmaPolice]

Props to those of you Porky Piggin it

I worry way too much about torsion for that.

On the Shirt or junk?

 

[ShamrockPride]

Props to those of you Porky Piggin it

I worry way too much about torsion for that.

On the Shirt or junk?

Junk, any non-bottom assembly. Doesn't help I feel like I tend to move/roll quite a bit in my sleep.

 

[Jayrod]

Gym shorts or sweat pants only.

No underwear or shirts.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Odd question for the nude crew: when did you tansition to that method of sleep?

Some time in high school.

 

[Eephus]

Odd question for the nude crew: when did you tansition to that method of sleep?

Some time in high school.

Same. It was definitely before college because I had a farmer as a roommate there who thought it was the strangest thing ever.

 

[nirad3]

I'm sure it's been said, but I'm on the basketball/athletic type shorts and t-shirt train. Sometimes, during winter months, I'll throw on some sweatpants instead of the shorts.

 

[dino259]

I'm sure it's been said, but I'm on the basketball/athletic type shorts and t-shirt train. Sometimes, during winter months, I'll throw on some sweatpants instead of the shorts.

Same here. Need the extra length of the shorts to limit the sticky thighs when it gets a little warm.

 

[rockaction]

Is this just in case you get awoken to an emergency game of pickup?

This didn't get enough love even though it did.

 

[rockaction]

If it's freezing, you'll catch me in a t shirt and shorts, otherwise it's boxer briefs solamente. I'm neither proud nor upset by this fact. Somebody mentioned stickiness from sweat upthread. If I'm wearing just briefs, then I prefer Adidas athletic shorts to cover myself so my inner thighs don't get all gross and clammy.

Why Adidas?

"Because they're stylish," said Mr. Owl.

All this description is why I never got married. People are just gross and I can't imagine how anybody shares a bed with another clammy, farting monster on the other side of you.

 

[the moops]

Summer - t-shirt, underwear, gym shorts
Winter - t-shirt, underwear, pajama pants

This is the way.

Why would you wear shorts over the underwear? I don't get it

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Summer - t-shirt, underwear, gym shorts
Winter - t-shirt, underwear, pajama pants

This is the way.

Why would you wear shorts over the underwear? I don't get it

I didn't understand this, either.

 

[rockaction]

Summer - t-shirt, underwear, gym shorts
Winter - t-shirt, underwear, pajama pants

This is the way.

Why would you wear shorts over the underwear? I don't get it

I didn't understand this, either.

The insides of one's thighs can stick if they're not covered. So can the insides of one's knees. So the shorts have a fabric that's longer than the underwear if the underwear is a brief or even a boxer brief (or boxers that ride a bit). It makes sense, believe me. If I'm wearing briefs, I'll throw on a pair of light athletic shorts to prevent all of this from happening.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Odd question for the nude crew: when did you tansition to that method of sleep?

Some time in high school.

Same. It was definitely before college because I had a farmer as a roommate there who thought it was the strangest thing ever.

This is why I brought it up, I would have too. I somehow knew about 0 people growing up that slept in the buff/just underwear or said they did. Turns out I'm the weirdo.

 

[The Z Machine]

PJ pants no shirt in winter. PJ shorts no shirt in summer.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Summer - t-shirt, underwear, gym shorts
Winter - t-shirt, underwear, pajama pants

This is the way.

Why would you wear shorts over the underwear? I don't get it

I didn't understand this, either.

The insides of one's thighs can stick if they're not covered. So can the insides of one's knees. So the shorts have a fabric that's longer than the underwear if the underwear is a brief or even a boxer brief (or boxers that ride a bit). It makes sense, believe me. If I'm wearing briefs, I'll throw on a pair of light athletic shorts to prevent all of this from happening.

Generally I’m changing into my sleepwear shortly after work, so I like pockets for carrying my phone around

 

[rockaction]

Generally I’m changing into my sleepwear shortly after work, so I like pockets for carrying my phone around

Or, more simply than I put and less grossly, we value ease and comfort around the house and before bed.

 

[The Z Machine]

One of my favorite stories growing up...

I have an older brother that's 2 years my senior. He's 18 and a senior in HS, I'm a sophomore, but I play football and he didn't so I am bigger and stronger than he is. We get into a fight at about midnight in my brother's room. Yelling at each other, etc. Just as we are about to start throwing punches and getting physical, in busts my dad through the bedroom door.

"What the hell is going on here! You boys need to shut the hell up and go to sleep!"

Thing is, I didn't know my pops slept in the buff. So he's standing there, yelling at us, red in the face, stark naked, just hangin' in the wind... It caught us out, and I'm not sure if we started laughing, but we definitely stopped fighting and went to bed.

 

[the moops]

Generally I’m changing into my sleepwear shortly after work, so I like pockets for carrying my phone around

Or, more simply than I put and less grossly, we value ease and comfort around the house and before bed.

But you don’t need pockets while you sleep

 

[rockaction]

But you don’t need pockets while you sleep

We're too lazy to take them off before bed.

 

[the moops]

But you don’t need pockets while you sleep

We're too lazy to take them off before bed.

That is some next level laziness. Well done

 

[wlwiles]

Boxer shorts only, year round. If it's super cold I'll leave socks on because my feet get cold easily and the wife hates that I end up with them touching her. Can't stand sleeping in a shirt, I wake up with it all twisted around me.

 

[Jayrod]

I will say that anytime I have a hotel room with just the wife or by myself, it's naked. I'd prefer it, but have 2 kids still at home, so shorts/sweats it is.

And I'm in the never wear a shirt camp. It always gets twisted up when I toss and turn and wakes me up plus I sweat soak it.

 

[Judge Smails]

Briefs and sleep tee shirt. Fuzzy pajama bottoms to rough those brutal So Cal winters

 

[Joe Bryant]

@Joe Bryant - can you please clarify if you or a mod deleted my post?

Looks like some posts were deleted that were branching off on sex.

I know that's super tame for a message board where people post anonymously and I know some don't like how the moderators operate. But I think most people would rather moderators delete some posts vs kill the whole thread.

 

[Joe Bryant]

But you don’t need pockets while you sleep

We're too lazy to take them off before bed.

That is some next level laziness. Well done

Agreed. Well done.

I suppose if one's going to be lazy, being lazy around sleeping is on point.