Skipdog77
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Everyone knows that the 6th of July is the big fireworks day, chief.
Only suckers watch the garbage they pass off on the 4th.
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Only suckers watch the garbage they pass off on the 4th.
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
The Declaration was signed on the 4th, but in those days it was a two day trip to the notary before the document could be legalized. Take that document to the notary, bromigo.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Haven't read the thread, followed along, or anything else.
Personally, I've been happy to know that RNR is in here and nowhere else, but the thread title grabbed my attention. I tried to go back and read a little, but came to my senses. So with little information I have, I'll offer universal advice:
I think RNR is highly qualified to take on the responsibility of a father figure - it is the easiest thing I've ever done, sorta like riding a bike... hop on, peddle, and keep going, it is that simple. You are a great person for getting involved and saving this single mother and her child - I'd recommend (being that you've probably dated her for all of 8 days, if this is even real) taking the kid to Disney, don't even take the mom, it'll be a bonding opportunity for you and the little one, you're a role model and this is brilliant. If it doesn't work out (these things usually do, so not much worry there), with enough bonding, maybe you can challenge her for custody.
Personally, I've been happy to know that RNR is in here and nowhere else, but the thread title grabbed my attention. I tried to go back and read a little, but came to my senses. So with little information I have, I'll offer universal advice:
I think RNR is highly qualified to take on the responsibility of a father figure - it is the easiest thing I've ever done, sorta like riding a bike... hop on, peddle, and keep going, it is that simple. You are a great person for getting involved and saving this single mother and her child - I'd recommend (being that you've probably dated her for all of 8 days, if this is even real) taking the kid to Disney, don't even take the mom, it'll be a bonding opportunity for you and the little one, you're a role model and this is brilliant. If it doesn't work out (these things usually do, so not much worry there), with enough bonding, maybe you can challenge her for custody.
Zow
Footballguy
But you appear to have plenty of time to respond when you irrationally disagree with advice.
It just comes across as so disingenuous.
Zow
Footballguy
Nobody is telling you to run away. Most everybody is telling you to take things very slowly and wait to meet the kid for a variety of good reasons.
It was raining in my part of the country, so the city decided to celebrate independence the next day. Considering the Declaration was voted for on the 2nd and not signed till August, I doubt many patriots are rolling over in their graves.
The idea that a little rain is enough to deter modern America's sense of fun, though...that might be worth some handwringing about...
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
And why should we listen to you? You don't even have 1,000 likes. And that #### matters around here, contrary to what some will have you believe....
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
KCitons
Footballguy
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Don't young women in this day and age use some sort of on-line service to run background checks on their prospective dates? I wonder if this young lady has done so, and if so what that revealed. I know this, when I was in my dating years the majority of a woman's information about me had to come from me or a few mutual, and hopefully supportive, friends. I would not like the current possibilities, though I do not live my life on-line to the extent of the younger generation seems to. I bet that, in and of itself, would now be red flag.
"I don't know, I tried to check him out but he seems to have almost no presence on-line".
"Girl you should run. That boy is some sort of antisocial freak."
"I don't know, I tried to check him out but he seems to have almost no presence on-line".
"Girl you should run. That boy is some sort of antisocial freak."
SWC
Bromigo
since rnr is not answering about my panera based relationship advice i will open it up and allow anyone to use my formula and i would appreciate it if anyone who does use it gives us an update about how far there dates socks flew off when they tried bread bowl macncheese take that to the bank bromigos
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
My wife more or less insists that I do not date so I cannot follow your sage advice in that regard. Nevertheless when my betters offer counsel I follow it as best as I might. I will have your mac n' cheese bread bowl myself and report back, including whether it gave me chubby, and whether any young lasses in the establishment eyed my bowl up with longing.
Are you quite certain the establishment serves mac n' cheese and bread bowls? I am not familiar with their menu.
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My lady is coming over tonight and wants me to cook her Italian because I talk so much about it. I don't have time to do a huge pot of gravy with 4-5 different meats so I'm just going to do a simple meat sauce with rigatoni and ricotta.
I called up all the wine shops in my area and none carry my favorite wine Bolla Valpolicella
Seems like none of the shops even have Valopolicella or have ever heard of it. I guess it's not so shocking down here in Elvis country. Any wineguys that can recommend a comparable replacement?
I called up all the wine shops in my area and none carry my favorite wine Bolla Valpolicella
Seems like none of the shops even have Valopolicella or have ever heard of it. I guess it's not so shocking down here in Elvis country. Any wineguys that can recommend a comparable replacement?
SWC
Bromigo
forget the wine panera has amazing lemonade get over there and get a couple of glasses of it you can put it in a wine glass if you want it would be appropriate because nothing washes down some spagetti like a nice fresh glass of lemonade take that to the bank bromigo
jamny
Footballguy
Get a Chianti Classico. Look for a black rooster on the label on the neck.
Usually can't go wrong with that, imo.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
ChiefD
Footballguy
jamny
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
jamny
Footballguy
SWC
Bromigo
brohan look there is no easy way to say this but do not wear panties when you are cooking for your date that is just wierd and if you need wine to get your skivvys off think about a diet anyhow take that to the bank bromigos
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Someone explain liquid panties. My wife only wears the old fashioned cloth kind, except on leather night.
Conanthecontrarian
Footballguy
if only there was a website where u could type in the wine name, get results about where you can buy it or suitable alternatives. some day, Internet, some day.
don't give the kid any of the pasta if there is booze in the sauce. mom might be breastfeeding too.
Conanthecontrarian
Footballguy
she won't let you date other women and she only wears cloth panties??
you sir are married too a monster!
Conanthecontrarian
Footballguy
Elvis country?
Graceland is in Texas? I always think of the Cowboys cheerleaders, the oil business and cowboys on horses when I think of Dallas.
Conanthecontrarian
Footballguy
I dont know why i bother, but to find the wine you want try Goody Goody Liquor. they seem to have multiple locations in the Dallas area.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
What will they think of next? God bless American ingenuity. Unless, of course, they were conceived of and produced elsewhere.
Went to the liquor depot I usually go to. Didn't carry any of the wines mentioned here. No black rooster at all and the only Bamfi they had were whites. They didn't even have Bolla Valpolicella in stock so I went with Bolla Chianti since I know they make quaility wines.
Im going to look for the ones you guys recommended when I have more time to scout around.
Thanks for the recommendations for next time.
Im going to look for the ones you guys recommended when I have more time to scout around.
Thanks for the recommendations for next time.
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Conanthecontrarian
Footballguy
Van Dyman
Footballguy
jamny
Footballguy
I'd suggest opening it like and hour before to let it breathe a little. It's a good excuse to have one less thing to fumble around with on the date.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
in future, try pinot noirs, which are done as well in Italy as France. i remember the Bolla Valpos, which were a go-to b4 everybody knew too much. you probably liked em because its lower in tannins than Italian wines that come from the sangiovese grapes (Chianti etc). pinots have a rounder taste without the bitter finish that most actually look for in Italian reds.
do you know how to make risotto? when i got older & started to not look so great and huff&puff a li'l, i switched from dancing to cooking as my move. Nothing impresses a female who doesnt cook much like watching a good risotto cook nurse and gently stir a risotto with care until it gives up its starch and gets all creamy, know'm'sayin'?!
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Make a nice tortoni for dessert. If you have not the time or the expertise fake it by mixing some frozen fruit punch concentrate into some vanilla ice cream, pouring into cupcake size graham cracker shells sold in the baking aisle, and then refreeze. (A little of that concentrate goes a long way. you can also do the same with a bit of amarreto, some maraschino cherry juice and a few cut up maraschino cherries, again, a little goes a long way. Like 5% flavoring to 95% vanilla ice cream.)
Tastes great, looks festive, anyone can do it.
Tastes great, looks festive, anyone can do it.
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
Decanting a $12 bottle of wine is kind of like putting $5000 rims on a '94 Toyota Corolla. It's allowed, but be aware that you'll have to have a sense of humor about it.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
My go-to - a quick version of cherries jubilee.
Buy the cans of dark sweet pitted cherries in heavy syrup. deglaze a pan with brandy, pour the juice and cherries into the pan, then flambe with brandy. Reduce, let cool a bit, and pour over vanilla ice cream. Super easy, fast, tasty, and people go nuts for it.
Ditkaless Wonders
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