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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

I still don't get this self love thing. It doesn't make sense for a conscious entity to have an outside unobstructed feeling for themselves. I think it's just confidence and self doubt being misinterpreted. If a person truly hated themselves they would likely kill themselves, if then and if they truly loved themselves in the same sense as people feel for others they would probably be a psychopath. It doesn't compute logically to have feelings towards yourself. You are you.

 
RokNRole said:
I still don't get this self love thing. It doesn't make sense for a conscious entity to have an outside unobstructed feeling for themselves. I think it's just confidence and self doubt being misinterpreted. If a person truly hated themselves they would likely kill themselves, if then and if they truly loved themselves in the same sense as people feel for others they would probably be a psychopath. It doesn't compute logically to have feelings towards yourself. You are you.
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Solipsists would argue that the inverse is....oh, to hell with that, PM FC42 and get that phone number!

 
fantasycurse42 said:
I refuse to believe it's real, but I have a response with a phone number and pic. She's not bad looking either, the phone number is a Dallas area code.

Eta, pic:

http://i.imgur.com/3He9iqU.jpg
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Good looks, ordorless box, low expectations.  Damn Rok, maybe you know something I don't.  You need to get down on your knees and thank your stars for the day EG decided to offer his services.

 
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That chick I dated was hot but after we broke up I regretted it mostly because she was fun and an amazing painter. I actually admired her but she didn't see in herself what I saw.

 
I actually got messaged back by another woman today. She's actually engaged in the conversation and asking meaningful questions. Not the usual crap I.E. what music, movies and shows do you like?

She asked me what it's like being a musician and how I feel about Dallas compared to NY. I wasn't prepared and I'm afraid I'm typing/ talking way too much and may come across as crazy rather than intelligent.

I may have to explain that I'm an aspiring writer and can be more concise if she is comfortable taking it to a phone conversation.

 
Me speaking drunk is much funnier and charming than me typing drunk.

I can always make a voice conversation fun with some impressions or my apparently humorous NY accent.

Im drunk now if you need examples of how I'm responding.

 
RokNRole said:
I actually got messaged back by another woman today. She's actually engaged in the conversation and asking meaningful questions. Not the usual crap I.E. what music, movies and shows do you like?

She asked me what it's like being a musician and how I feel about Dallas compared to NY. I wasn't prepared and I'm afraid I'm typing/ talking way too much and may come across as crazy rather than intelligent.

I may have to explain that I'm an aspiring writer and can be more concise if she is comfortable taking it to a phone conversation.
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Sorry, but the tangent has overwhelmed the subject.

 
EG. I wanted to say, regarding that funny profile you wrote about me, at first It was hurtful but then I realized it was you and it helped me laugh at myself. Thanks

 
RokNRole said:
Me speaking drunk is much funnier and charming than me typing drunk.

I can always make a voice conversation fun with some impressions or my apparently humorous NY accent.

Im drunk now if you need examples of how I'm responding.
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Why are you drunk at 9 AM?

 
RokNRole said:
EG. I wanted to say, regarding that funny profile you wrote about me, at first It was hurtful but then I realized it was you and it helped me laugh at myself. Thanks
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I never meant it to be hurtful in the least, so I'm both sad and happy to read this.  I didn't mean it as an insult, it was kind of just a compilation of "facts" from the thread spun into what I thought was a humorous ad.  I meant no offense or denigration whatsoever.

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
I never meant it to be hurtful in the least, so I'm both sad and happy to read this.  I didn't mean it as an insult, it was kind of just a compilation of "facts" from the thread spun into what I thought was a humorous ad.  I meant no offense or denigration whatsoever.
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None taken. I know where it's coming from.

 
RokNRole said:
None taken. I know where it's coming from.
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:thumbup:   Glad to hear that, buddy.

I grew up in NJ, you in NY, so I'm sure you're more than familiar with the "ball busting" sense of humor a lot of people have and can take it in the spirit with which it was intended.

 
So nobody wants to call this chick?

Unfortunately, that was the only real response.

"Brittany" replied to both, but clearly spam.

 
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Evilgrin 72 said:
:thumbup:   Glad to hear that, buddy.

I grew up in NJ, you in NY, so I'm sure you're more than familiar with the "ball busting" sense of humor a lot of people have and can take it in the spirit with which it was intended.
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Yeah of course. I offend people with humor all the time. They usually laugh but I still apologize and explain that I meant it out of caring and that I don't joke with people unless I like them. Most get it. 

Often i I regret doing it so much and hardly ever get it back. Sometimes I do and I'm not expecting it.

 
I made a great one today on a new waiter. Really nice 19 yo kid that looks like he's 14. He was watching the bartender make a drink, mentioned it was looked good and the bartender jokingly offered him some but said he can't. He would have to card him or lose his alcohol certificate

i said " Card him? I wouldn't even hand him scissors". They both loved it.

 
Rok should call that number.  There is nothing to lose.  And, for her to reply to that ad shows she has a great sense of humor and likes adventure. 

 
RokNRole said:
I made a great one today on a new waiter. Really nice 19 yo kid that looks like he's 14. He was watching the bartender make a drink, mentioned it was looked good and the bartender jokingly offered him some but said he can't. He would have to card him or lose his alcohol certificate

i said " Card him? I wouldn't even hand him scissors". They both loved it.
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looks like we got Louis CK in the FFA today! 

 
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