So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

we have a winner!

https://goo.gl/images/Yv5xTT

Probably should come with a warning.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Cute tiny nerdy girls. I'm not exclusively in to that type but it's what I prefer. The hottest girl I dated was 5'1 and looked like young Jennifer Grey with bigger cans.

But brains and personality are more important than looks.

so how big was her brain? what size personality did she have?

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Probably should come with a warning.

not sure which one though:

DANGER Live Wire

DEFECTIVE - DO NOT USE

Handle With Extreme Care.

Caution: Contents Under Pressure!

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

not sure which one though:

DANGER Live Wire

DEFECTIVE - DO NOT USE

Handle With Extreme Care.

Caution: Contents Under Pressure!

I was thinking of suggesting protective eyewear.  Something along the lines of:  Do not open link unless first donning 100% opaque eyewear. 

 

[RokNRole]

Why are you drunk at 9 AM?

Coke

 

[RokNRole]

I refuse to believe it's real, but I have a response with a phone number and pic. She's not bad looking either, the phone number is a Dallas area code.

Eta, pic:

http://i.imgur.com/3He9iqU.jpg

Fine PM me the number and I will text her. Which ad was it if she asks?

 

[Galileo]

Coke

Seems reasonable

 

[RokNRole]

Seems reasonable

I have the next two days off

 

[fantasycurse42]

Fine PM me the number and I will text her. Which ad was it if she asks?

Sent

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Coke

im sure the ladies are lining up around the block to get next to this guy.

 

[RokNRole]

Sent

I'll report back soon.

 

[RokNRole]

It's a google voice number. No answer or response to the text

 

[RokNRole]

Update. The woman I was worried I was being long winded with just messaged me back to tell me she loves the way I explain things.

She must be crazy right? Should I abort?

 

[The Kerminator]

Update. The woman I was worried I was being long winded with just messaged me back to tell me she loves the way I explain things.

She must be crazy right? Should I abort?

Wait until you find out whether she stinks or not.

 

[RokNRole]

Wait until you find out whether she stinks or not.

I just found out she works in a rehab clinic lol

 

[ex-ghost]

I just found out she works in a rehab clinic lol

Oh man, this is just perfect, PERFECT!

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

I just found out she works in a rehab clinic lol

the words of the poet A Winehouse seem appropriate here:

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, no, no, no
 

 

[RokNRole]

the words of the poet A Winehouse seem appropriate here:

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, no, no, no
 

I don't think comedy is your calling dude

 

[RokNRole]

Oh man, this is just perfect, PERFECT!

Don't change that channel!

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I just found out she works in a rehab clinic lol

You definitely have to play out the string here.

 

[Galileo]

I just found out she works in a rehab clinic lol

Serendipity!

 

[Osaurus]

Cute tiny nerdy girls. I'm not exclusively in to that type but it's what I prefer. The hottest girl I dated was 5'1 and looked like young Jennifer Grey with bigger cans.

But brains and personality are more important than looks.

Nice.  As I've gotten older, skill set is rising to the top of my preferences.

 

[RokNRole]

Nice.  As I've gotten older, skill set is rising to the top of my preferences.

Like a chick that can cook and rotate your tires?

 

[RokNRole]

You definitely have to play out the string here.

I'm definitely going to play it out. A buddy of mine from while ago that partied more than me wound up marrying a chick that was a drug counselor. He hid it from her for a while, stopped and then they moved in together. As far as I know they are still together to this day.

 

[RokNRole]

Serendipity!

Sometimes Zeus shines upon you

 

[kentric]

Update. The woman I was worried I was being long winded with just messaged me back to tell me she loves the way I explain things.

She must be crazy right? Should I abort?

So you are considering dropping any chance of this woman because she loves the way you explain things and therefore you question her judgement?  

Is your pen name Joseph Heller?  

 

[RokNRole]

So you are considering dropping any chance of this woman because she loves the way you explain things and therefore you question her judgement?  

Is your pen name Joseph Heller?  

It was a joke dude

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

I don't think comedy is your calling dude

i guess we have that in common then.

 

[kentric]

It was a joke dude

Very happy to hear that.  

I bet you explain yourself quite a bit by saying, "I was joking", don't you?

 

[Osaurus]

Like a chick that can cook and rotate your tires?

Swing and a miss 

 

[RokNRole]

Swing and a miss 

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

 

[RokNRole]

Update. She wants to meet next week.

 

[Scoresman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXvOGR027GY&list=RDvsa1ZvzFgvU&index=6

 

[RokNRole]

The chick from CL texted me back too

 

[Snickers]

The chick from CL texted me back too

Text her back "blow for a blow"

 

[Evilgrin 72]

The chick from CL texted me back too

Double score! Make plans to meet girl #1 and please post the text from the CL chick here so we can draft a response...

 

[KCitons]

Double score! Make plans to meet girl #1 and please post the text from the CL chick here so we can draft a response...

EG's vicarious life just got a purpose.

 

[RokNRole]

Double score! Make plans to meet girl #1 and please post the text from the CL chick here so we can draft a response...

I will if there is enough to post

 

[RokNRole]

https://imgur.com/a/8ZkLi

Its a google number so it's probably just FC playing a joke. That dudes a complete turd and I wouldn't put anything past him.

 

[Snickers]

 

[RokNRole]

If anyone's curious about the woman I have a date with next week...

35. Black. 5'5'' . Athletic. Not ghetto and doesn't wear a weave. Smooth skin. Likes jazz and oldies. Classy. Booty not too big for a white boy. I won't post her pic but if anyone needs confirmation that she's smokin just ask @Koya

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

https://imgur.com/a/8ZkLi

Its a google number so it's probably just FC playing a joke. That dudes a complete turd and I wouldn't put anything past him.

that seems unnecessarily harsh.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

If anyone's curious about the woman I have a date with next week...

35. Black. 5'5'' . Athletic. Not ghetto and doesn't wear a weave. Smooth skin. Likes jazz and oldies. Classy. Booty not too big for a white boy. I won't post her pic but if anyone needs confirmation that she's smokin just ask @Koya

youre only racist towards black men?

 

[RokNRole]

youre only racist towards black men?

Consult your dossier. Then think about getting a life.

 

[Galileo]

https://imgur.com/a/8ZkLi

Its a google number so it's probably just FC playing a joke. That dudes a complete turd and I wouldn't put anything past him.

Debby...in Dallas?  Really??  C'mon man!

 

[RokNRole]

The chick from online called me out of the blue and we talked for an hour.

 

[Frostillicus]

The chick from online called me out of the blue and we talked for an hour.

Sounds awful.

 

[RokNRole]

Anyway, I didn't want to post a pic from her profile on the off chance anyone from the FFA was on there and saw her and wanted to torpedo me, but I got a pic that's not on there and Just so nobody thinks I'm full of crap...

https://imgur.com/a/qwHEV

 

[ShamrockPride]

Anyway, I didn't want to post a pic from her profile on the off chance anyone from the FFA was on there and saw her and wanted to torpedo me, but I got a pic that's not on there and Just so nobody thinks I'm full of crap...

https://imgur.com/a/qwHEV

Nicely done brotha! 

 

[RokNRole]

Nicely done brotha! 

Thanks. Ain't nothin but a G thang