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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

When I'm in bed with a woman I don't think about her religious affiliations. I just try to show her that heaven is a place on earth.

 
why do you have to say such hurtful things? Lol.
Because you got problems dude. Most of this board is middle aged and my dedicated haters have been here for even longer than me. Fine, that's understandable, they are old and looking for something to vent at. I get it and I let it go.

You are likely younger and  piggybacking on them and trying to diss a stud. 

Ive got news for you. If that's your pic you aren't a stud and never will be. Most of the time you are humiliating yourself on here. If you would ally yourself with the younger generation you might learn something. Instead....you are listening to old curmudgeons that piss dust.

Ive never even gotten mad at you because Ive seen you are misguided since day one.

So while you keep looking for reasons to make jokes I'm still out there looking for trim. 

I guess in the end I think you could do more with your life.....

 
Because you got problems dude. Most of this board is middle aged and my dedicated haters have been here for even longer than me. Fine, that's understandable, they are old and looking for something to vent at. I get it and I let it go.

You are likely younger and  piggybacking on them and trying to diss a stud. 

Ive got news for you. If that's your pic you aren't a stud and never will be. Most of the time you are humiliating yourself on here. If you would ally yourself with the younger generation you might learn something. Instead....you are listening to old curmudgeons that piss dust.

Ive never even gotten mad at you because Ive seen you are misguided since day one.

So while you keep looking for reasons to make jokes I'm still out there looking for trim. 

I guess in the end I think you could do more with your life.....
this is hilarious coming from you. :lmao:

 
One day you may realize that real studs don't attack people online. Real studs are out living life. Banging, breeding, taking care of hearth and home..

If you want to be a stud and roll with the big boys then learn how to listen and improve.
geez pops you mean someday i can be a stud like you? a guy in his mid 30s that lives in a crap apartment, living pay check to pay check, working about 30 hours per week in a deadend job, not in a relationship (because women can't meet your high standards - yeah right!)  :lmao: , trying to dull his constant pain about the state of his life with booze and drugs. 

wow where do i sign up for that? it sounds like heaven!

 
geez pops you mean someday i can be a stud like you? a guy in his mid 30s that lives in a crap apartment, living pay check to pay check, working about 30 hours per week in a deadend job, not in a relationship (because women can't meet your high standards - yeah right!)  :lmao: , trying to dull his constant pain about the state of his life with booze and drugs. 

wow where do i sign up for that? it sounds like heaven!
Don't worry. You'll get there. 

 
geez pops you mean someday i can be a stud like you? a guy in his mid 30s that lives in a crap apartment, living pay check to pay check, working about 30 hours per week in a deadend job, not in a relationship (because women can't meet your high standards - yeah right!)  :lmao: , trying to dull his constant pain about the state of his life with booze and drugs. 

wow where do i sign up for that? it sounds like heaven!
As the rabbit burrows so shall he hide

As the wolf roams so shall he see

 
Don't worry. You'll get there. 
nah, i wont. i realized long ago i was going to have to put effort into getting what i want in life.  so, i worked hard and saved to put myself through school. i have a career now and minimal debt from my education  (which i am paying off btw). im putting in extra hours at work because i know i have to pay my dues to get ahead. im also in a long term relationship with a great girl.

but, everyday i have to hear about being one of those effing millenials that doesn't want to work, only thinks of themself and thinks the world owes them something and complains about everybody else having it so easy. 

does that sound like anybody around here?

 
nah, i wont. i realized long ago i was going to have to put effort into getting what i want in life.  so, i worked hard and saved to put myself through school. i have a career now and minimal debt from my education  (which i am paying off btw). im putting in extra hours at work because i know i have to pay my dues to get ahead. im also in a long term relationship with a great girl.

but, everyday i have to hear about being one of those effing millenials that doesn't want to work, only thinks of themself and thinks the world owes them something and complains about everybody else having it so easy. 

does that sound like anybody around here?
Now, if only I could find that damn Shift key I keep hearing about...

 
Because you got problems dude. Most of this board is middle aged and my dedicated haters have been here for even longer than me. Fine, that's understandable, they are old and looking for something to vent at. I get it and I let it go.

You are likely younger and  piggybacking on them and trying to diss a stud. 

Ive got news for you. If that's your pic you aren't a stud and never will be. Most of the time you are humiliating yourself on here. If you would ally yourself with the younger generation you might learn something. Instead....you are listening to old curmudgeons that piss dust.

Ive never even gotten mad at you because Ive seen you are misguided since day one.

So while you keep looking for reasons to make jokes I'm still out there looking for trim. 

I guess in the end I think you could do more with your life.....
Couple of corrections, at least as to me.  At best I am late middle aged, not middle aged, and probably should now just be referred to as old, or a relic of a by-gone time if you prefer.  Also, as to pissing dust, its more like dripping molasses. It takes forever but is still liquid.

Know this also, whether I am apparently encouraging you, or needling you, each is intended as support.  The needling is by way of attempted motivation.  Also, by way of perspective.  Laughing at our own foibles, and understanding that they are a necessary element of the human condition provides perspective and peace.  I hope this for you.  Good luck.  If it was not a challenge it would not be worth the effort.

 
I’m thinking it’s an amazing idea to post pictures and a phone number of someone on here. Top notch thinking things through. 

 
So....been talking with chicks online again . Maybe talk a day or two and they disappear. " Personal problems" or usually no excuse at all. I guess that will have to be ok. I'll just wait tables to pay the bills and do a gram of coke once a week to have a good time. That will be my life until I die.

I will have to accept that and try to be as happy with it as I can be.

 
You give up way too fast. So a couple of text/e-mail conversations didn't bear fruit. Big deal. Cast a wide net and play the numbers. There are literally billions of women in this world, it only takes one.

 
You give up way too fast. So a couple of text/e-mail conversations didn't bear fruit. Big deal. Cast a wide net and play the numbers. There are literally billions of women in this world, it only takes one.
Been at it for well over a decade. As I said it is what it is.

Dont have the energy anymore.

 

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