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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (2 Viewers)

You can't expect me to answer the question if you haven't really thought it through. 
I was going to try to motivate you by having you remember something that you tried hard to accomplish and reached your goal. Didn't matter what it was just wanted to show you that you can accomplish things if you work for them. 

But **** I said forget it. 

 
CL girl is highly likely of FBG origin.  Non CL girl, so far, is believed to be real.
FWIW, all I did was post the ads for some good shtick... That was the only non-spam response sent. I too assumed she wasn't real, but whatever, still worth a response... At least for shtick purposes. 

 
I was going to try to motivate you by having you remember something that you tried hard to accomplish and reached your goal. Didn't matter what it was just wanted to show you that you can accomplish things if you work for them. 

But **** I said forget it. 
Only thing that comes to mind is getting promoted to branch manager so quickly. It didn't work out but it did get me out of NY and my quality of life is higher than it has ever been.

 
Offering to let Rockaction borrow this thread for a few days to post anything he likes.

Give it a shot dude. It's done wonders for me. I'll stay quiet until you are ready to consolidate your own thread. After tomorrow I'm off for a couple days and I'll be high as a kite and probably won't post much.

 
I'm not doing that until I've had my coffee tomorrow morning.

If you want to borrow the thread for a few days just give the green light and it's all yours.
It's okay, man. All yours. Just venting about the mods tonight. Keep cool. Keep yourself square and straight. You sound like you're disappearing, and that worries me.  

 
It's okay, man. All yours. Just venting about the mods tonight. Keep cool. Keep yourself square and straight. You sound like you're disappearing, and that worries me.  
I'm not. Only until the coke wears off on Friday. Do me a solid and take over thread for a few days. More peeps support you than you think.

Anyway, I'm passing it over to you for a few days. Godspeed.

 
I guess I need mentors?  
We all do in some ways but you make a ton of threads so I think this is just about consolidation and not losing your audience . I'm drunk and going to bed and I'm tooting up tomorrow.

Make of it what you wish. It's all yours. Last post for 3 days. Goodnight.

 
We all do in some ways but you make a ton of threads so I think this is just about consolidation and not losing your audience . I'm drunk and going to bed and I'm tooting up tomorrow.

Make of it what you wish. It's all yours. Last post for 3 days. Goodnight.
I'm really not trying to cull an audience, man. Please check in and don't toot up, as it were. Just stick with me, man...

 
I'm really not trying to cull an audience, man. Please check in and don't toot up, as it were. Just stick with me, man...
It's only 3 days. I just drank a liter of bad wine and I'm tooting up tomorrow no matter what anyone says. This is your time to shine so don't try to drag me in to it. Just post your own thoughts and see how you like it. If you do, make your own thread and everything won't get lost in the jumble.

Ill check in to provide a joke or moral support but not to talk about my life. That can wait until the weekend. You create a ton of threads, as I used to, and you should just make your own thread for people that want to subscribe to your particular brand of madness.

I think most FBGs will agree you need your own thread. It took me a decade to learn some sense but I'm offering you that sense in 3 days.

Anyway I'm drunk and I want to get high sp just use it for what it's worth. I'm trying to help . Just jump in bro.

Goodnight.....FIN!

 
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They want to charge $150 per animal and $10 per additional each month. I've heard US landlords can't charge rental fees for ESAs. Can I just pay for the certificates online and not have to pay those evil pricks at the management company?

 
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They want to charge $150 per animal and $10 per additional each month. I've heard US landlords can't charge rental fees for ESAs. Can I just pay for the certificates online and not have to pay those evil pricks at the management company?
here's what CA does: When California Landlords Must Allow Tenants to Have Service Animals or Emotional Support Animals

of course, you'll have to perform your own due diligence with how this relates to laws in TX. 

and please tell me that you haven't already adopted/paid for those kittens, before you figured out if you can have them in your place. 

 
Just so i get this straight:  you’ve talked about being suicidal in here, and claim no time/no money to even look into free resources that people spoon feed you. But, you’ve taken the time to search out some quack who will write you a script for a feeto have kitties as emotional support animals, just so you can give the finger to your rental company for having a legitimate policy on pet deposits.

That seems just trollish to me. It’s really hard to take you seriously when you go off on these weird tangents.

 
Just so i get this straight:  you’ve talked about being suicidal in here, and claim no time/no money to even look into free resources that people spoon feed you. But, you’ve taken the time to search out some quack who will write you a script for a feeto have kitties as emotional support animals, just so you can give the finger to your rental company for having a legitimate policy on pet deposits.

That seems just trollish to me. It’s really hard to take you seriously when you go off on these weird tangents.
Yes to the first paragraph

 
Not feeling suicidal anymore. Making better money and have a few dating prospects. Not feeling as stressed.

The kittens would be ESAs and would do wonders for my emotional stability.

Giving the finger to the scumbags at the management company is just icing on the cake.

 
Since when is charging people for having pets legitimate?

Thats pure evil. F them
Since they tear up carpets, especially scratching at doors.  And if they pee on the carpet, the odor is ####### brutal and you have to replace it and the pad. No deposit and rent covers their overall cost.

 
Since they tear up carpets, especially scratching at doors.  And if they pee on the carpet, the odor is ####### brutal and you have to replace it and the pad. No deposit and rent covers their overall cost.
Not my cats and if they did it's not my problem. They are ESAs and I've already given them a deposit.

 
Not following the reasoning here. Unpack this, please.
Actually this conversation is pointless. The question was if getting them certified online works. I have no interest in you trying to hand out morality lessons ( in this case unequivocally wrong) from your cloud of judgement.

The big guy can suck it. 

 
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Actually this conversation is pointless. The question was if getting them certified online works. I have no interest in you trying to hand out morality lessons ( in this case unequivocally wrong) from your cloud of judgement.

The big guy can suck it. 
Go ahead on with your bad self. You’re doing great.

 
Someone in here seems to think he is entitled to do anything he pleases with other people's property.

Extrapolating that attitude to previously discussed aspects of his life sheds a decent amount of light on things.

Sorry rock.  You are paying someone else to allow you to use what belongs to them.  They have as much right to set rules about what you can or can't do in their property as you would have telling me when I could or couldn't borrow your car, and where I was and wasn't allowed to go in it.

If I came onto a message board railing against you because you wouldn't let me use your car to take my South American road trip, even though I paid you $10/day and out gas in it, I expect people here in the good old FFA would mock me even worse than you're getting criticized over trying to take advantage of your landlord.  It's basically the same thing though.

This is not "I want kittens and the evil world won't let me have them."  Not even close.

 
You are advocating for an evil management company taking advantage of tenants that need pets.

Why do you hate freedom?
It's pretty childish to bandy about the word "evil" regarding a person trying to make a living. They own the building. They are letting you rent it with rules you agreed to when signing on the line.

Now things have changed for you and you no longer like the rules, and they are evil? Look in the mirror. 

 
The kittens would be ESAs and would do wonders for my emotional stability.

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So go to an actual psychological professional and get a real certification of that fact based on an examination.  When you ask whether you can stick it to the landlord by paying for a bogus certification from an online certification mill, you're pretty much admitting that you don't really believe this.

 

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