So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

I missed this. 

 

[RokNRole]

I always raw dog. I know how to not knock a chick up.

 

[honky kong]

I sure hope this is all schtick. Otherwise, there's a lot of stupidity going on here and it's entirely avoidable.

 

[KCitons]

I sure hope this is all schtick. Otherwise, there's a lot of stupidity going on here and it's entirely avoidable.

I'm thinking it is. Can anyone be this stupid?

 

[the rover]

Someone should get this chick a pez dispenser of Plan B

 

[the rover]

I sure hope this is all schtick. Otherwise, there's a lot of stupidity going on here and it's entirely avoidable.

I think it's genetic 

 

[KCitons]

Next title change. RNR's thread: anyone know how to pass a paternity test?

 

[honky kong]

I'm thinking it is. Can anyone be this stupid?

Ordinarily I'd question it but people do all kinds of dumb stuff when they think they're in love.

 

[honky kong]

Next title change. RNR's thread: anyone know how to pass a paternity test?

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Next title change. RNR's thread: anyone know how to pass a paternity test?

Or "My woman is flying me back to NYC to be on The Maury Povich show! Do I wear my suit?"

 

[KCitons]

Or "My woman is flying me back to NYC to be on The Maury Povich show! Do I wear my suit?"

Or   "RNR's thread: Do I have to pay child support if I go on unemployment?"

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Are Evilgrin and RokNRole the same person?

my guess is they arent the same person, but Rok gave the keys to his username to Evilgrin to use for a while. 

Rok did it once before with a previous username. so one of his previous usenames and his current one (prior to him rolling out RokNRole) were posting in a thread at the same time. 

 

[Angry Beavers]

I always raw dog. I know how to not knock a chick up.

I'd be more worried about the STD then I would in getting her preggers..........

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Didn't need to be decanted, just opened for a while before.

decanting it into a juice pitcher makes it easier to put the roofies into it though.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

This guy giving cooking advice to Judge "King of Chili" Smalls is awesome 

hell be starting a cooking and wine drinking channel on youtube any day now to share his expertise.

 

[RokNRole]

I'd be more worried about the STD then I would in getting her preggers..........

What is this the 80s?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Some of you need to relax!!

There is no forum member more qualified to raise someone else's kid, as well as their own than Dr Zoidberg BluMagic DSP MCGasMonkey Mors Venit RokNRole... 

 

[Judge Smails]

While happy for our hero, that's a 23 year old drunken on Jagermeister decision.  Not a 33 year old braising ground beef in Chianti decision.  Or maybe it is...

 

[jamny]

decanting it into a juice pitcher makes it easier to put the roofies into it though.

No, they fit fine in a wine bottle.

 

[El Floppo]

What is this the 80s?

wait- there are no more STDs?! dammit... I've picked the wrong century to be married.

congrats on the sex.

lol at the knowing how not to get a girl knocked up. good luck with the ####.

you guys have a next date planned? 

 

[Henry Ford]

No, they fit fine in a wine bottle.

Allegedly.

 

[jamny]

Allegedly.

ok

 

[-OZ-]

Well I'm convinced we're being rick-rolled by rokrole.

 

[SWC]

another panera benefit is you can use one of there lemonade cups for a profalactic in a pinch basically what i am saying is that panera wins again take that to the bank brohans 

 

[El Floppo]

I love SWC, so am hoping the panera schtick eventually works for me.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

No, they fit fine in a wine bottle.

but decanting a $12 bottle of wine makes it classy!

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

OP was a homeless heroin addict a few years ago, much better chance is he is giving someone a STD than getting one.

 

[KCitons]

i wonder what anonymous message board she is on today. And if all the posters are questioning her decisions over the past week. 

 

[RokNRole]

i wonder what anonymous message board she is on today. And if all the posters are questioning her decisions over the past week. 

Singlemomgals.com

 

[KCitons]

Singlemomgals.com

Which one is her?

 

[johnnycakes]

Here I was hoping for an update with details that would rival the level of detail in a typical @AZRon update or even a @Nathan R. Jessep update.  

 

[Zegras11]

Here I was hoping for an update with details that would rival the level of detail in a typical @AZRon update or even a @Nathan R. Jessep update.  

I don't think we really want that.  

 

[RokNRole]

Which one is her?

The happy one

 

[RokNRole]

Here I was hoping for an update with details that would rival the level of detail in a typical @AZRon update or even a @Nathan R. Jessep update.  

Even I've got too much class to go in the sexual details

 

[johnnycakes]

Even I've got too much class to go in the sexual details

Are you saying that AZRon and NRJ don't have class?  

 

[RokNRole]

Are you saying that AZRon and NRJ don't have class?  

Ron idk. NRJs sex life is strictly G-rated

Im not going in to explicit detail about someone I like

 

[KCitons]

The happy one

Or the one with with the burning sensation when she pees. 

 

[johnnycakes]

Ron idk. NRJs sex life is strictly G-rated

Im not going in to explicit detail about someone I like

How about what you were wearing... what she was wearing...  what went through your head when you see her...   how she reacted to your dinner...  any interesting comments made during the course of dinner...  and so on and so forth.  

 

[KCitons]

How about what you were wearing... what she was wearing...  what went through your head when you see her...   how she reacted to your dinner...  any interesting comments made during the course of dinner...  and so on and so forth.  

That's a lot of information to fabricate. 

 

[RokNRole]

Or the one with with the burning sensation when she pees. 

That will take at least a few days to develop

 

[Limp Ditka]

Some of you need to relax!!

There is no forum member more qualified to raise someone else's kid, as well as their own than Dr Zoidberg BluMagic DSP MCGasMonkey Mors Venit RokNRole... 

He'll be fine. They can sit around and play Xbox togeth.....oh, wait.

 

[KCitons]

That will take at least a few days to develop

Sounds as though you've read a pamphlet on it. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

How about what you were wearing... what she was wearing...  what went through your head when you see her...   how she reacted to your dinner...  any interesting comments made during the course of dinner...  and so on and so forth.  

I think its best for only the professionals to get in depth about such things. @Arizona Ron

 

[RokNRole]

Sounds as though you've read a pamphlet on it. 

I was part of a medical trial

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Even I've got too much class to go in the sexual details

and yet you told us she gave it up on your 1st date, actually the first time you met. and you didnt wear any protection. #thatsklassy!

 

[skol asylum]

There's a time and place for everything. Did you read my entire post? Unless you have a time machine I can borrow, there's no use crying over spilled um... milk? 

The guy got his wick moistened while I was sitting home searching YouTube for videos of a concert I'd just seen the night before. So, in this instance, Rok wins.

Seems like some good things are happening for him. I'd rather revel in that for a little bit and look to the future rather than sit here and criticize his technique in making love or bolognese sauce.  

You could say she had the bolognese and then the alfredo.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Sounds as though you've read a pamphlet on it. 

pamphlet? Pfft. dude has lived it. im guessing many times.

 

[RokNRole]

That's a lot of information to fabricate. 

I was wearing cargo shorts and black T. She wore a blouse, stretch pants and a shawl. She was impressed with the food. We watched Sunny and TPB. She was noticeably quiet and nervous so I tried to lighten the mood with some jokes and humorous anecdotes.

Helped a bit so I went in for a kiss to loosen things up and it progressed from there. After slamming ### I showed her my Axis and Allies 1940 global deluxe edition and shared more funny stories. We then went back to the coach to watch TV but she fell asleep on my shoulder a bit and then had to go home because she had work in the morning.

 

[-OZ-]

but decanting a $12 bottle of wine makes it classy!

I get the $5 bottles at Aldi's and $12 gallons at my local liquor store.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Singlemomgals.com

omgwhathaveidone.com 

thread title is : I have made a huge mistake!