So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (3 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

I think its best for only the professionals to get in depth about such things. @Arizona Ron

OK, maybe I was wrong

I was wearing cargo shorts and black T. She wore a blouse, stretch pants and a shawl. She was impressed with the food. We watched Sunny and TPB. She was noticeably quiet and nervous so I tried to lighten the mood with some jokes and humorous anecdotes.

Helped a bit so I went in for a kiss to loosen things up and it progressed from there. After slamming ### I showed her my Axis and Allies 1940 global deluxe edition and shared more funny stories. We then went back to the coach to watch TV but she fell asleep on my shoulder abut and then had to go home because she had work in the morning.

 

[Henry Ford]

I understand trying to be funny - it is Friday, after all, but I agree with EG.  What's with the actual malevolence in here today?

 

[KCitons]

I was wearing cargo shorts and black T. She wore a blouse, stretch pants and a shawl. She was impressed with the food. We watched Sunny and TPB. She was noticeably quiet and nervous so I tried to lighten the mood with some jokes and humorous anecdotes.

Helped a bit so I went in for a kiss to loosen things up and it progressed from there. After slamming ### I showed her my Axis and Allies 1940 global deluxe edition and shared more funny stories. We then went back to the coach to watch TV but she fell asleep on my shoulder a bit and then had to go home because she had work in the morning.

What? Is she 80?

 

[RokNRole]

What? Is she 80?

Maybe she's more sophisticated than dating a guy like me would indicate

 

[KCitons]

I understand trying to be funny - it is Friday, after all, but I agree with EG.  What's with the actual malevolence in here today?

It's a give and take world we live in. 

Some days you're the hammer, some days the nail. 

What comes around, goes around.

Rok can deliver schtick, he should be able to take schtick. 

That's all the catch phrases I can think of. It's getting close to beer 30. 

 

[RokNRole]

I understand trying to be funny - it is Friday, after all, but I agree with EG.  What's with the actual malevolence in here today?

Jealousy

 

[Henry Ford]

It's a give and take world we live in. 

Some days you're the hammer, some days the nail. 

What comes around, goes around.

Rok can deliver schtick, he should be able to take schtick. 

That's all the catch phrases I can think of. It's getting close to beer 30. 

Sometimes you get the bear.  Sometimes the bear gets you.

 

[KCitons]

Sometimes you get the bear.  Sometimes the bear gets you.

  

Keep it up. You have a real future in the FFA. 

 

[McGarnicle]

We then went back to the coach to watch TV

You have a TV in your coach? Does it startle the horses when you play Axis & Allies?

ETA: Just learned Axis & Allies is a board game, not a video game.  

 

[dino259]

It's a give and take world we live in. 

Some days you're the hammer, some days the nail. 

What comes around, goes around.

Rok can deliver schtick, he should be able to take schtick. 

That's all the catch phrases I can think of. It's getting close to beer 30. 

Sometimes you get the bear.  Sometimes the bear gets you.

Sometimes you get the good @Arizona Ron STD and sometimes you get the bad STD.

 

[Henry Ford]

  

Keep it up. You have a real future in the FFA. 

Thanks.  I think you have a real past.

 

[Henry Ford]

You have a TV in your coach? Does it startle the horses when you play Axis & Allies?

I thought maybe he had Craig T. Nelson come over as a surprise.

 

[KCitons]

Thanks.  I think you have a real past.

Stop, I'm blushing. 

 

[RokNRole]

You have a TV in your coach? Does it startle the horses when you play Axis & Allies?

The FFA comedy club really needs a red light.....

 

[-fish-]

Sometimes you get the bearchlamydia.  Sometimes the bear chlamydia gets you.

 

[jamny]

I thought maybe he had Craig T. Nelson come over as a surprise.

I just thought EG was there for guidance.

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah, I just call it "the bear."  Sometimes I forget I have it for months at a time, but then like clockwork it comes back in the spring.

 

[Waingro]

Good for you Rok. 

New poon is the best poon. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Stop, I'm blushing. 

Your keyboard says "no, no" but the chicken nugget in your avatar says "I'm disgusting and I'll put random animal parts in my mouth."

 

[SWC]

I love SWC, so am hoping the panera schtick eventually works for me.

i love you to elguappo floppo i just honest really like panera and think it makes everything better you are having a bad day get you some panera and bam now you isnt take that to the bank bromigo 

 

[-fish-]

Can we start a gofundme or something to get RnR a vasectomy for the good of humanity?

 

[KCitons]

Your keyboard says "no, no" but the chicken nugget in your avatar says "I'm disgusting and I'll put random animal parts in my mouth."

That's not a chicken nugget?  

But i will put random animal parts in my mouth. 

 

[Henry Ford]

That's not a chicken nugget?  

But i will put random animal parts in my mouth. 

Oh, wow.  Really thought it was one of these.

 

[KCitons]

Oh, wow.  Really thought it was one of these.

Never seen those before. Do you have them all?

 

[Henry Ford]

Never seen those before. Do you have them all?

Don't be silly.  I was way too old for happy meals when those came out.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Don't be silly.  I was way too old for happy meals when those came out.

You didnt answer his question.

 

[Henry Ford]

You didnt answer his question.

No.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

No.

which ones do you still need?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Can we start a gofundme or something to get RnR a vasectomy for the good of humanity?

I'd contribute. 

 

[Henry Ford]

which ones do you still need?

Need is a strong term.

 

[Capella]

Thanks to whomever pointed out the braising ground beef line -- I missed that one. God bless. 

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

I understand trying to be funny - it is Friday, after all, but I agree with EG.  What's with the actual malevolence in here today?

i dont know about malevolence, but it is a proven formula in the ffa. 

starting a thread asking for advice (rNr does this alot about everyday things) + making questionable choices and sharing them = 

people responding in a way OP might not like.

some things dont need to be shared.

also, many think this is all shtick, so responses are as such.

 

[-OZ-]

The FFA comedy club really needs a red light.....

District?  That's in elvis country. 

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

You have a TV in your coach?

The guy from Cheers? 

 

[-fish-]

Hey, look:  supergonorrhea

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey, look:  supergonorrhea

Supergonorrhea is the name of my Smashmouth cover band.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Supergonorrhea is the name of my Smashmouth cover band.

No way! it is the name of my Van Halen (DLR era) tribute band too! 

 

[SWC]

hey rnr i keep talking about panera up in here but im happy for you if you are happy so keep it up and have a good weekend bromigo take that to the bank 

 

[ShamrockPride]

I was wearing cargo shorts and black T. She wore a blouse, stretch pants and a shawl. She was impressed with the food. We watched Sunny and TPB. She was noticeably quiet and nervous so I tried to lighten the mood with some jokes and humorous anecdotes.

Helped a bit so I went in for a kiss to loosen things up and it progressed from there. After slamming ### I showed her my Axis and Allies 1940 global deluxe edition and shared more funny stories. We then went back to the coach to watch TV but she fell asleep on my shoulder a bit and then had to go home because she had work in the morning.

Taking notes from RNR. Never saw this one coming. I'll remember this is what gets chicks wet for my next random encounter. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Taking notes from RNR. Never saw this one coming. I'll remember this is what gets chicks wet for my next random encounter. 

Tip:  If a woman immediately shouts out "I get to be the Axis!" you should be a little cautious around her.

 

[-fish-]

Supergonorrhea is the name of my Smashmouth cover band.

No way! it is the name of my Van Halen (DLR era) tribute band too! 

new soup special at Panera.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

new soup special at Panera.

that panera shtick is taken! #SWC

 

[RokNRole]

Taking notes from RNR. Never saw this one coming. I'll remember this is what gets chicks wet for my next random encounter. 

It was after the nookie

 

[Henry Ford]

It was after the nookie

Ah.  Good call.  Dry her up so she won't ruin the furniture.

 

[El Floppo]

After slamming ### I showed her my Axis and Allies 1940 global deluxe edition and shared more funny stories. 

I completely missed that  

 

[RokNRole]

Ah.  Good call.  Dry her up so she won't ruin the furniture.

She was impressed with the size of the board

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

So I went to Panera.  I ordered the mac n' cheese in a bread bowl.  The attractive asianed girl taking my order said she was not certain they do that.  Her attractive asianed manager said that they could and she would ring it up.  She asked if I wanted the bread bowl pre-warmed.   I said I was going to follow her lead on that.  She smiled. She warmed it.  She came bye while I was eating and asked if that warm bread bowl was working for me.  For a moment I wondered about being single and 3 decades or so younger.  She smiled and said I should stop in again real soon.  I took a nap, too much carbs.  SWC may be a friggin genius.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

So I went to Panera.  I ordered the mac n' cheese in a bread bowl.  The attractive asianed girl taking my order said she was not certain they do that.  Her attractive asianed manager said that they could and she would ring it up.  She asked if I wanted the bread bowl pre-warmed.   I said I was going to follow her lead on that.  She smiled. She warmed it.  She came bye while I was eating and asked if that warm bread bowl was working for me.  For a moment I wondered about being single and 3 decades or so younger.  She smiled and said I should stop in again real soon.  I took a nap, too much carbs.  SWC may be a friggin genius.

what about the food trucks?

 

[bagger]

A shawl?

 

[RokNRole]

A shawl?

Yes. A shawl