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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (3 Viewers)

I've thought about it Beavs. I love the idea but I have reservations about the "hurting people" aspect.

with my build I could drop or gain considerable weight to fight in multiple divisions. My downfall would be sportsmanship and not getting heated for a match
POTY right here

 
Post doesn't warrant a new thread but a poll would probably have helped.  Cooking ribs and just finished my last Loose Cannon IPA.  Rain  passed over and I'm out of beer.  Do I...pour a glass of red left over from a previous  bout, enjoy a rum/coke or bourbon coke neat, or coke/ginger.   Apparently left a coke open from last night...is it safe?  I think I have a tiny window if I choose to drive but itr would probably only be PBR so not worth the efort

 
Post doesn't warrant a new thread but a poll would probably have helped.  Cooking ribs and just finished my last Loose Cannon IPA.  Rain  passed over and I'm out of beer.  Do I...pour a glass of red left over from a previous  bout, enjoy a rum/coke or bourbon coke neat, or coke/ginger.   Apparently left a coke open from last night...is it safe?  I think I have a tiny window if I choose to drive but itr would probably only be PBR so not worth the efort
Have you waited tables bro?

 
Have you waited tables bro?
Yes I have, Sir.  Serving food helped pay my 6 yr  college education(thanks to Dad who wanted me  to enlist).  Started in Lincoln NE and then Savannah Ga doing food service.  Moved from an Italian place doing table-side to a bar slinging drinks on River Street doing live music .  When I finally got my degree I moved up to DC and eventually served a manhattan  that got me started on my career

 
Up in the northeast there's a league called MySocialSports.  Most of the leagues they offer are coed with gender rules and such.   I've played in men-only leagues too and actually find the coed leagues to be much more fun.  plus there are some good looking athletic chicks.  This past flag football season i was jogging back to the LOS on offense when I brushed by this good looking chick on the opposing team and immediately turned and apologized, to which she responded (in flirtatious tones) "I didn't mind." 
I played in a competitive coed flag football league for years. Per the rules 1 of every 3 plays need to be a female play. That means they either need to be QB or the intended receiver. The idea was to avoid a forced female play by not going male to male for two consecutive plays. On one particular forced female play a male lined up as QB which obviously means the defense is going to lock down & play man coverage on all the women. The intended pass comes my way, I reach in, knock the ball away & we both go to the ground. Before getting up she kicks me & calls me a f***er. 

Some of the women in this league were UBER competitive. 

 
I played in a competitive coed flag football league for years. Per the rules 1 of every 3 plays need to be a female play. That means they either need to be QB or the intended receiver. The idea was to avoid a forced female play by not going male to male for two consecutive plays. On one particular forced female play a male lined up as QB which obviously means the defense is going to lock down & play man coverage on all the women. The intended pass comes my way, I reach in, knock the ball away & we both go to the ground. Before getting up she kicks me & calls me a f***er. 

Some of the women in this league were UBER competitive. 
I've seen women ultra competitive in the leagues I play in too.  Since I play safety, I end up in a physical plays where me and a receiver are both going for a long ball without really paying attention to each other, resulting in some kind of contact.  Whenever that happens and if I don't end up on the ground, I always put a hand out for whoever got knocked down.  One time that I did this for a women in our league and she locked at me with absolute disgust and pushed herself up, as if I was acting chivalrous or misogynistic or whatever.  #### her.

Though, that was the worst treatment I've received from a female player in the leagues.  Last season, in a bit of a scuffle, some guy walked up behind while his teammate and I were having some heated words, picked me up (he was bigger than me), lifted me chest high, and body slammed me into the ground.  It was the craziest most quickly escalating confrontation I've been in.  

 
Yes I have, Sir.  Serving food helped pay my 6 yr  college education(thanks to Dad who wanted me  to enlist).  Started in Lincoln NE and then Savannah Ga doing food service.  Moved from an Italian place doing table-side to a bar slinging drinks on River Street doing live music .  When I finally got my degree I moved up to DC and eventually served a manhattan  that got me started on my career
Aren't you special 

 
This thread is like a town that borders the dump, and sometimes the wind blows the wrong way and you've got to get the #### out as quickly as possible.

 
McGarnicle said:
This thread is like a town that borders the dump, and sometimes the wind blows the wrong way and you've got to get the #### out as quickly as possible.
And when it blows the other way, you smell the dairy farm. 

 
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Did she ##### slap you?
When I was about 12 my grandfather died. My mother told me he would change her and her sisters clothes and masturbate while they did. Sometimes he would make them touch it.

She was very upset when he died and it was the only time she asked me to hug her. I tried my best but I was not ready for it at the time.

He was an odd individual. A low level associate in the mob. Half Irish and couldn't go further. wouldn't put it past him. My mother was an obvious liar by then but I don't know what is true. 

 
rogwadd said:
Yes I have, Sir.  Serving food helped pay my 6 yr  college education(thanks to Dad who wanted me  to enlist).  Started in Lincoln NE and then Savannah Ga doing food service.  Moved from an Italian place doing table-side to a bar slinging drinks on River Street doing live music .  When I finally got my degree I moved up to DC and eventually served a manhattan  that got me started on my career
We need to see more posts from you in this thread!

 
When I was about 12 my grandfather died. My mother told me he would change her and her sisters clothes and masturbate while they did. Sometimes he would make them touch it.

She was very upset when he died and it was the only time she asked me to hug her. I tried my best but I was not ready for it at the time.

He was an odd individual. A low level associate in the mob. Half Irish and couldn't go further. wouldn't put it past him. My mother was an obvious liar by then but I don't know what is true. 
Your grandfather was Dr. Evil?

 
did you know that parnera will do just about anything you ask them such as putting macncheese in a breadbowl well they do so this weekend just for you know whats and grins i asked the gal to make me a bread bowl panini and she said you know lets do this thing so she mashed the bread bowl flat and stuffed it with some turkey and cheese and stuck it in the panini machine and guess what brohans it was fantastic but you already knew it would be why because paneera thats why its like a light in the dark on a rough ocean take that to the bank bromigos 

 
did you know that parnera will do just about anything you ask them such as putting macncheese in a breadbowl well they do so this weekend just for you know whats and grins i asked the gal to make me a bread bowl panini and she said you know lets do this thing so she mashed the bread bowl flat and stuffed it with some turkey and cheese and stuck it in the panini machine and guess what brohans it was fantastic but you already knew it would be why because paneera thats why its like a light in the dark on a rough ocean take that to the bank bromigos 
Did you tell her you like the way she handles a Panini and that you would like to see her outside of her place of employment?

 
Something's up....RnR hasn't posted in this thread in 30+ hours.

Worried a bit - seriously. 

Just looked at his profile and he was on the site four hours ago. Not worried anymore.

 
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Beef Ravioli said:
Something's up....RnR hasn't posted in this thread in 30+ hours.

Worried a bit - seriously. 

Just looked at his profile and he was on the site four hours ago. Not worried anymore.
You're worried because he hasn't posted in this thread for 30+ hours?

####, I'm more worried when he does post in this thread

 
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