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Sofia Vergara (1 Viewer)

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

 
Worked with her a few years back. Seemed nice the few times I talked to her. Had a son at 20, named him after one of the characters in Scarface.

 
never paid attention to Clayton's annual babe bracket? she was big early on, but most people have moved on in recent years. she's also done some acting over the past few years.

 
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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Do you want to know how I know you're gay?
 
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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I'd rock that man's box like there was no tomorrow...
 
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D_House said:
tdoss said:
I don't understand how someone can go this long without noticing Sofia Vergara before...
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I never heard of her. She is hot tho.
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Seriously?She was on "Knights of Prosperity" and:EntourageFour BrothersLords of DogtownSoul PlaneSurely you've seen at least one of the above?
 
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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I see we've heard from the "I like my women to look like 11 year old boys" contingent.
 
redman said:
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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Do you want to know how I know you're gay?
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:goodposting:
 
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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This is a very solid analysis. :goodposting:
 
the moops said:
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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This is a very solid analysis. :thumbup:
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Oh yeah ... and either of you would turn down a free day pass. :no:
 
Prussian said:
the moops said:
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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This is a very solid analysis. :confused:
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Oh yeah ... and either of you would turn down a free day pass. :hifive:
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Who said that?I wouldnt pass up a free day pass from a 3.
 
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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:kicksrock: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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I wanna be like you
 
shuke said:
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :unsure: :shock: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Slinger likes penis. That's OK.
 
the moops said:
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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This is a very solid analysis. :thumbup:
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the moops gets it.
 
Slinger said:
the moops said:
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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This is a very solid analysis. :lmao:
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the moops gets it.
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Thorazine or a lobotomy for the two of you...I can't decide which would be more effective. Maybe both.
 
Hot. But she does have floppy boobs. Those will be total swingin flapjacks in 10 more yrs.

 
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the moops said:
Prussian said:
the moops said:
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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This is a very solid analysis. :confused:
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Oh yeah ... and either of you would turn down a free day pass. :no:
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Who said that?I wouldnt pass up a free day pass from a 3.
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There lies the problem. No sober guy would nail a real 3. Please adjust your scale.
 
Slinger said:
tdoss said:
GloryDaze said:
She's hotter than anyone I'd meet on the street, but as far as celebrities and models go, middle of the pack.
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COMO?!Backside

Side

front

more front

Other side

Front again

I've done a complete 360 of her and I can't find a bad angle...
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She was a very good looking gal back in 1999 or whenever those pics were taken. Now? She's good looking...for a 36 year old.
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Or an ANY-year-old. Taken within the past two months.
 
redman said:
Slinger said:
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
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Do you want to know how I know you're gay?
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He gave you a reach-around when he mounted you?
 
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