SpitInUrinalGuys (1 Viewer)

[The Dude]

What's the deal?

 

[BigSteelThrill]

When you breathe-in at the restroom, the tinge of urine makes many re actively want to spit.

Ever play baseball/softball? The dirt/dust flying around does the same thing in that setting also.

 

[munga30]

Founding member here. It's an inviting target. nuffced.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Not many other places you're really allowed to spit. Why not take advantage?

 

[otello]

The Dude does not abide?

 

[TheAristocrat]

I could spit on your shoes, instead.

 

[Christo]

If a guy named The Dude questions spitting in urinals he must not really be The Dude.

 

[spOOfy]

there's a guy in my office that does this EVERY SINGLE TIME. but i'm talking about a full 90 seconds of hocking it up before spitting it out. doesn't matter who else is in there with him. he does it every time i've been in there at the same time as him, whether i'm hidden in a stall or standing right next to him.

 

[MaxThreshold]

there's a guy in my office that does this EVERY SINGLE TIME. but i'm talking about a full 90 seconds of hocking it up before spitting it out. doesn't matter who else is in there with him. he does it every time i've been in there at the same time as him, whether i'm hidden in a stall or standing right next to him.

Okay, that's not right. You need to respectfully spit in the urinal.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

there's a guy in my office that does this EVERY SINGLE TIME. but i'm talking about a full 90 seconds of hocking it up before spitting it out. doesn't matter who else is in there with him. he does it every time i've been in there at the same time as him, whether i'm hidden in a stall or standing right next to him.

Okay, that's not right. You need to respectfully spit in the urinal.

Seriously. We're not animals.

 

[Osaurus]

Love it when they put ice in them

 

[Ilov80s]

So you can piss in a urinal but not spit? Explain this to me.

 

[tommyboy]

i like to fart as well

 

[xulf]

Animals

 

[munga30]

If you're clearing sinuses and making a lot of noise, youmight be doing it wrong.

If you're spitting outside of one pace, you're definitely doing it right.

 

[Koya]

Wait. You mean some people DON'T spit before peein' at the U?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

You havent' lived until you've pooped in a drinking fountain.

 

[The Dude]

Do you guys spit in your toilet prior to going wee?

 

[Ilov80s]

Do you guys spit in your toilet prior to going wee?

OMG GROSS.

 

[Guest]

Do you guys spit in your toilet prior to going wee?

Usually. Why?

 

[Galileo]

Do you guys spit in your toilet prior to going wee?

Yes...and the play target practice on the loogie.

 

[Celph Titled]

i like to fart as well

Do you put your ass into the urinal before doing so?

I'll do it if I have a loogie.

 

[Judge Smails]

Wait. You mean some people DON'T spit before peein' at the U?

this

 

[D in the D]

I voted "no" . Mens restroom doesn't cause me to salivate excessively.

Edit to correct worst typo ever.

 

[xulf]

I voted "no" . Mens restroom does cause me to salivate excessively.

You should stop peaking over the divider then.

 

[Tom Servo]

I voted "no" . Mens restroom does cause me to salivate excessively.

You should stop peaking over the divider then.

 

[D in the D]

I voted "no" . Mens restroom does cause me to salivate excessively.

You should stop peaking over the divider then.

Likely the worst typo in the history of typos.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

there's a guy in my office that does this EVERY SINGLE TIME. but i'm talking about a full 90 seconds of hocking it up before spitting it out. doesn't matter who else is in there with him. he does it every time i've been in there at the same time as him, whether i'm hidden in a stall or standing right next to him.

Okay, that's not right. You need to respectfully spit in the urinal.

Exactly. Like a lover's dry butthole.

 

[Ned]

Why are you studying other dudes' urinal habits?

 

[Quez]

there's a guy in my office that does this EVERY SINGLE TIME. but i'm talking about a full 90 seconds of hocking it up before spitting it out. doesn't matter who else is in there with him. he does it every time i've been in there at the same time as him, whether i'm hidden in a stall or standing right next to him.

I have a guy at my office whondoea the exact same thing.

 

[Timmay]

I don't discriminate, I spit in normal toilets too.

 

[kentric]

Helps get the flow going. Its like running the water in the sink.

 

[igbomb]

i like to fart as well

Agreed. It's basically the one acceptable place to let one go without having to sit on a toilet.

 

[Apes with Guns]

has the question been answered?

 

[Tom Servo]

i like to fart as well

Agreed. It's basically the one acceptable place to let one go without having to sit on a toilet.

What?

 

[Timmay]

i like to fart as well

Agreed. It's basically the one acceptable place to let one go without having to sit on a toilet.

What?

I don't trust guys who won't/don't fart around other people.

 

[Koya]

Sometimes, just for ####s and giggles, I will slit into another guys urinal.

 

[Drifter]

Not as bad as the complete douches who drop a paper towel or tissue in there. It's not a ####### toilet! Not only is some poor guy is going to have to fish that nastiness out of there but it clogs up the drain so you get a pool of stagnant multimanpiss.

 

[Osaurus]

Love it when they put ice in them

Tastes better cold ?

Like watching it dissolve

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

I am fine with them spitting in their urinal. It is when they spit in mine while I am p!ssing that gets me riled up.

 

[Koya]

Urinal cake eroding.. Eroding... ERODING.... GONE!!!

 

[Tom Servo]

i like to fart as well

Agreed. It's basically the one acceptable place to let one go without having to sit on a toilet.

What?

I don't trust guys who won't/don't fart around other people.

I knew a guy in college who would absolutely not fart while wearing jeans. If dude had to let one rip, he went to the bathroom, dropped trou and then fired off his gas. When I found that out, I came into his room just to fart on his bed when he wasn't there.

 

[RUSF18]

i like to fart as well

Agreed. It's basically the one acceptable place to let one go without having to sit on a toilet.

What?

I don't trust guys who won't/don't fart around other people.

I knew a guy in college who would absolutely not fart while wearing jeans. If dude had to let one rip, he went to the bathroom, dropped trou and then fired off his gas. When I found that out, I came into his room just to fart on his bed when he wasn't there.

Was he okay ripping when in khakis? Was there enough air flow in shorts to make it work?

 

[Jayrod]

I had a male roommate in college get pissed at me for farting while we were watching TV. Just he and I. He asked if I would please stop it. I have never been more shocked by anything in my entire life.

Odd duck. Was really into Magic the Gathering Cards and made his own chain mail for mock sword fights in the park.

 

[flapgreen]

This guy

 

[Jayrod]

Oh and yes, I spit in urinals. I also spit a lot when working outside. I LOVE to spit! Spitting is cool!

 

[glock]

Just primin' the pump. It's a Pavlovian thing...

 

[tommyboy]

there's a guy in my office that does this EVERY SINGLE TIME. but i'm talking about a full 90 seconds of hocking it up before spitting it out. doesn't matter who else is in there with him. he does it every time i've been in there at the same time as him, whether i'm hidden in a stall or standing right next to him.

Okay, that's not right. You need to respectfully spit in the urinal.

Exactly. Like a lover's dry butthole.

 

[Timmay]

I had a male roommate in college get pissed at me for farting while we were watching TV. Just he and I. He asked if I would please stop it. I have never been more shocked by anything in my entire life.

Odd duck. Was really into Magic the Gathering Cards and made his own chain mail for mock sword fights in the park.

That would of made me want to fart even more. He is practically daring you too.

 

[Zow]

Not many other places you're really allowed to spit. Why not take advantage?

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