Stable life, meet college flame (1 Viewer)

[SHIZNITTTT]

Well anything new is going to be better (or at least in your little head it is better). Why in the hell would any guy leave his wife for a woman with 2 kids? Dude if you wanted some strange to fill a void go to Vegas and get it done professionally. A little advice to all you FBG's

The ####### you get...is not going to be worth the ####### you are going to get.

I suck!

I can never figure out what the ########### are.

After a few attempts and counting the #'s I just give up and feel like the only one who doesn't get a joke

starts a "F" ends with "ing" the middle is "uck"

 

[avoiding injuries]

Why are you only a "lurker" when you seem to have no problem posting in this thread?

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Well anything new is going to be better (or at least in your little head it is better). Why in the hell would any guy leave his wife for a woman with 2 kids

I agree with this entirely... my guess is that it turns maybe the guy did want kids, his life feels somewhat unfulfilled, and maybe a ready made family with a chick with 30F's is a way to kill 2 unfulfilled needs with one stone.... now it's still dumb, but maybe that's the reasoning.

She's going to get a good settlement out of her divorce and her dad is CFO of a Fortune 500 company. You of all people should understand.

Oh, I can guarantee that more money is not worth someone's 2 kids.

 

[Fbguser]

Why are you only a "lurker" when you seem to have no problem posting in this thread?

The rest of my life, by comparison, is not thread worthy here.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Why are you only a "lurker" when you seem to have no problem posting in this thread?

The rest of my life, by comparison, is not thread worthy here.

Most aren't, but most threads aren't personal either.

 

[Michael Brown]

My wife is a 34A, almost a B. But she can rock a pair of yoga pants like nobody's business. That's all i got.

 

[boots11234]

My wife is a 34A, almost a B. But she can rock a pair of yoga pants like nobody's business. That's all i got.

Pics?

 

[Michael Brown]

My wife is a 34A, almost a B. But she can rock a pair of yoga pants like nobody's business. That's all i got.

Pics?

Sure, I'm feeling charitable today

 

[Dentist]

Why are you only a "lurker" when you seem to have no problem posting in this thread?

The rest of my life, by comparison, is not thread worthy here.

That's not how it works here... Otis starts threads about nailing furniture to the walls... you can really start a thread about anything... not every thread is "epic"

 

[Dentist]

Well anything new is going to be better (or at least in your little head it is better). Why in the hell would any guy leave his wife for a woman with 2 kids

I agree with this entirely... my guess is that it turns maybe the guy did want kids, his life feels somewhat unfulfilled, and maybe a ready made family with a chick with 30F's is a way to kill 2 unfulfilled needs with one stone.... now it's still dumb, but maybe that's the reasoning.

She's going to get a good settlement out of her divorce and her dad is CFO of a Fortune 500 company. You of all people should understand.

Between the haircut he takes on the divorce, raising the infant children, and the hassle... it's -EV

The old dude is a powerful corporate attorney, he's going to get a great deal and that settlement will be minimized

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My wife is a 34A, almost a B. But she can rock a pair of yoga pants like nobody's business. That's all i got.

Pics?

Sure, I'm feeling charitable today

The ###### looks pretty saggy and wrinkly

 

[comfortably numb]

My wife is a 34A, almost a B. But she can rock a pair of yoga pants like nobody's business. That's all i got.

Pics?

Sure, I'm feeling charitable today

The ###### looks pretty saggy and wrinkly

Ugh...here we again

 

[xulf]

 

[dickey moe]

2:1 you wind up knocking her up within three months.

 

[boots11234]

My wife is a 34A, almost a B. But she can rock a pair of yoga pants like nobody's business. That's all i got.

Pics?

Sure, I'm feeling charitable today

WOW brah, condolences for your wifes 'wizards sleeve'.

 

[Abraham]

I know one person this worked out for. My married friend Christie bumped in to her college ex at a longhorn football game 10 years after graduation. Had lunch Tuesday. Filed for divorce Friday. Married him as soon as divorce was final and they are as happy as anyone I know and have three kids.

That is the exception though. So good luck and #### you for cheating on your wife so callously.

 

[Bucky86]

I know one person this worked out for. My married friend Christie bumped in to her college ex at a longhorn football game 10 years after graduation. Had lunch Tuesday. Filed for divorce Friday. Married him as soon as divorce was final and they are as happy as anyone I know and have three kids.

That is the exception though. So good luck and #### you for cheating on your wife so callously.

Sounds like she had already decided that marriage was over.

 

[Tom Servo]

I know one person this worked out for. My married friend Christie bumped in to her college ex at a longhorn football game 10 years after graduation. Had lunch Tuesday. Filed for divorce Friday. Married him as soon as divorce was final and they are as happy as anyone I know and have three kids.

That is the exception though. So good luck and #### you for cheating on your wife so callously.

Sounds like she had already decided that marriage was over.

 

[Chemical X]

####### when people become instamom or ####### instadad. i dont live by a lot of rules. the only one i have ever had was! god forbid i ever had to think about ####### marriage ever, i would never take on anyone else's ####### kids.

 

[Sabertooth]

I'm no FBG financially so the dual houses is not an option. She's separating from a high powered corporate attorney, and comes from a good bit of money (father is CFO of Fortune 500 company). She's aware im not raking it in, and says its a non issue. To her credit she's not at all materialistic, so I give her some credibility with the statement.

To the other quality replies (t bell, angry beavers, soylent green, others) thanks for the feedback. Some good stuff in some of these posts.

Jeebus Effing Christ... I'm sure these guys would make sure your life was a real dream, no?

This is starting to look like a really well executed fishing trip.

What's next... one of the two children is special needs?

I'm actually quite tight with the father. He helped facilitate our reconnection.

You are going to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice.

 

[Paulymaggs]

I know one person this worked out for. My married friend Christie bumped in to her college ex at a longhorn football game 10 years after graduation. Had lunch Tuesday. Filed for divorce Friday. Married him as soon as divorce was final and they are as happy as anyone I know and have three kids.

That is the exception though. So good luck and #### you for cheating on your wife so callously.

Lotta married guys losing their sh$t in this thread.....

 

[The Duff Man]

Invite the old flame over for a hot tub with the wife....and don't screw it up!!

 

[Guest]

Your marriage is over, but you and your flame will never be able to trust each other. You should man up and let your wife free before you give her a permanent STD. Then do what you want, but if that includes a stable relationship, you have to honor a commitment at some point to aspire to happiness. Hope you work it all out, but pretty sure you'll #### it all up.

 

[xulf]

Your marriage is over, but you and your flame will never be able to trust each other. You should man up and let your wife free before you give her a permanent STD. Then do what you want, but if that includes a stable relationship, you have to honor a commitment at some point to aspire to happiness. Hope you work it all out, but pretty sure you'll ################### it all up.

Fyp

 

[eoMMan]

Your marriage is over, but you and your flame will never be able to trust each other. You should man up and let your wife free before you give her a permanent STD. Then do what you want, but if that includes a stable relationship, you have to honor a commitment at some point to aspire to happiness. Hope you work it all out, but pretty sure you'll #### it all up.

Yup, if one or both people cheat to start a relationship, who is to say they won't cheat again?

So many flags here. If you truly want to be with this girl, don't be a ####. Get a divorce asap. Give another dude the chance to bone your current wife. She deserves a deep boning from someone who truly cares.

 

[fruity pebbles]

You're married and cheated. She knows you're married and didn't care. Sounds like things will go very smoothly.

 

[Judge Smails]

You want a serious answer? You're on heroin right now. Not literally, but the throes of passion have a virtually equivalent impact upon the reward centers of the brain. We all experience this, but some of us (like with heroin) are more prone to getting hooked than others. Add that to the malaise your marriage is in and this new "fix" is an obviously attractive option. Except it's not.

Her marriage has fallen apart (and whatever she tells you as to why is only her very early version which lacks the perspective of time as well as an other-side-of-the-story version), and she's got two kids thrown in for good measure, which means that even when her divorce is "finalized" it's not really over as she'll need to co-parent with the ex. That means too, that if you end up living with/marrying her, you'll be effectively co-parenting with her ex as well, and now for the first time with kids in your household who are themselves going through the anxiety/sorrow/anger/depression of a divorce. It's a package deal, unless you just want to sleep with her indefinitely in which case that'll get old in a hurry for her and you'll get pressure from her to get permanent. Suddenly that best-sex-ever is going to be more like I-have-to-hang-out-with-her-and-pretend-interest-in-her-kids-to-get-some-best-sex-ever, and make no mistake, her kids will be her priority always.

The short version is that it's overwhelmingly likely that this won't end well with your college flame. Congrats, you satisfied your curiosity about her but from here on out reality is going to set in.

None of this even touches upon your relationship and responsibilities to your wife. People are saying "man up and divorce her"; I'd say man up and improve your marriage so that a woman with miles of baggage and emotional turmoil doesn't look like a viable emotional and sexual outlet to you at the drop of a hat.

Wow. This is an absolutely spot on post.

/thread

Completely agree.

 

[Skipdog77]

Did you discuss with her or comment on what sounds to be one of the most amazing racks of all time?

He did, but he won't go into details on the subject.

 

[PatsWillWin]

The faux outrage that these types of threads always produce is interesting to me.

He has no kids... This isn't complicated

So you want to leave your wife but feel like you can't because you have kids?

 

[Aerial Assault]

The language filter has ruined this thread. :IBTL:

 

[Daywalker]

Do your wife a favor and divorce her. No kids. You'll both be better off. Especially her.

 

[Penguin]

The rest of my life, by comparison, is not thread worthy here.

I can vouch for Dan, he leads a modest life by FBG standards. I will not condone his behavior, but I can cofirm the flame is a hot piece of ###

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

 

[AAABatteries]

Am I the only one who has no clue what size the gf/wife/SO cans are? Everybody always comes in her "there 30DD" or "she's a great A-cup" or "30f". Maybe I'm the only one but I've been with my wife almost 20 years and I have no clue.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Am I the only one who has no clue what size the gf/wife/SO cans are? Everybody always comes in her "there 30DD" or "she's a great A-cup" or "30f". Maybe I'm the only one but I've been with my wife almost 20 years and I have no clue.

She's a 34C.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

Just google "boobpedia 30f" and you'll get some ideas

 

[Tom Servo]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

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[ClownCausedChaos2]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

An error occurred

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It's 7:00 AM!

 

[Tom Servo]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

An error occurred

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It's 7:00 AM!

I think it's in a 24 hour period.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

An error occurred

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

It's 7:00 AM!

I think it's in a 24 hour period.

Let's hope so. Otherwise, you need to pace yourself.

 

[Tom Servo]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

An error occurred

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

It's 7:00 AM!

I think it's in a 24 hour period.

Let's hope so. Otherwise, you need to pace yourself.

Apparently, I pass out likes like free government cheese.

 

[boots11234]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

Just google "boobpedia 30f" and you'll get some ideas

TYVM. jamie Lee Cross. 5' 1" 108 pounds 30F. WoW! I have a much better undunderstanding of what OP is dealing with.

 

[Henry Ford]

The rest of my life, by comparison, is not thread worthy here.

I can vouch for Dan, he leads a modest life by FBG standards. I will not condone his behavior, but I can cofirm the flame is a hot piece of ###

Wait, what?

 

[(HULK)]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F. Fit.

does not compute.

Yeah, 5'1 and 118lbs does not equal fit.

It may be somewhere short of fat and even totally acceptible, but its not fit.

My wife is 5'4" and 120 w 36Ds and could easily drop 10 pounds.

 

[Otis]

Sleep with your wife!

 

[(HULK)]

the deed is done, and that light bulb can't be unscrewed. so it seems like you have 3 options:

1. continue to juggle both women, acting and feeling like a total dirtbag, until you inevitably tell your wife out of pure guilt and the #### really hits the fan

2. tell your wife that it's not working out, handle it like adults, and then be free to pursue Molly Melons

3. cut off contact with the other chick, and try to not be a #### to your wife in the future

maybe I'm missing other options, but given the history and her status, it's hard to imagine you and Hindenburgs sailing off into paradise together without a hitch.

I agree with this. And frankly #1 is probably what you'll end up doing and also probably the worst choice. Gun to your head and you've got to pick a woman right now, which do you chose? If its Busty McGhee, then tell your wife you feel like its got stagnant and you want to move on, get divorced. DO NOT MENTION YOUR AFFAIR. Frankly, she doesn't need to know, it would only cause her pain, and it will make a divorce A LOT less friendly. If gun to your head you choose your wife, cut off Busty and try and be a better man. Also do not tell your wife about the affair here either. She gains nothing from having that knowledge.

 

[(HULK)]

I'm no FBG financially so the dual houses is not an option. She's separating from a high powered corporate attorney, and comes from a good bit of money (father is CFO of Fortune 500 company). She's aware im not raking it in, and says its a non issue. To her credit she's not at all materialistic, so I give her some credibility with the statement.

To the other quality replies (t bell, angry beavers, soylent green, others) thanks for the feedback. Some good stuff in some of these posts.

Jeebus Effing Christ... I'm sure these guys would make sure your life was a real dream, no?

This is starting to look like a really well executed fishing trip.

What's next... one of the two children is special needs?

I'm actually quite tight with the father. He helped facilitate our reconnection.

:ackbar: Enjoy your wife opening your summons for their divorce proceedings imo.

ETA: Read this as father of flame's kids, not flame's father. Oops. Still, even weirder. I can't imagine ever inviting a married guy to bang my daughter.

 

[(HULK)]

5'1" 118lbs. 30F.

I'm trying to picture what this would look like, and all I can come up with is a series of drawings in the back of my 6th grade notebook.

Just google "boobpedia 30f" and you'll get some ideas

TYVM. jamie Lee Cross. 5' 1" 108 pounds 30F. WoW! I have a much better undunderstanding of what OP is dealing with.

Add 10 lbs to that and still call it "fit"

 

[Fbguser]

Did you discuss with her or comment on what sounds to be one of the most amazing racks of all time?

He did, but he won't go into details on the subject.

What else do you guys want to know?

Remarkably firm for their size, but definitely natural.

No ridiculous oversized Ariola or nipples

The 30 inches indicates the diameter of her rib cage just below her breasts (tiny)

Did snap some pics, none of her breasts. Not that I would share them anyway, sorry.

Does that sum up all the questions?

 

[comfortably numb]

Did you discuss with her or comment on what sounds to be one of the most amazing racks of all time?

He did, but he won't go into details on the subject.

What else do you guys want to know?

Remarkably firm for their size, but definitely natural.

No ridiculous oversized Ariola or nipples

The 30 inches indicates the diameter of her rib cage just below her breasts (tiny)

Did snap some pics, none of her breasts. Not that I would share them anyway, sorry.

Does that sum up all the questions?

Well, how about pics of your wife then?