Stupid Baby Names (1 Viewer)

[Nigel Tufnel]

I went home Friday night, sat down both my sons and told them both they had stupid baby names. The 4 year old asked if he could change his to "Stormtrooper" and the 2 month old #### himself. Thanks a lot, guy(s).

My son wants to name our upcoming baby "Scooby Doo." We're considering it.

 

[Frostillicus]

How about Bennett if he goes by Ben? Middle name is Gerald.

 

[Beef Ravioli]

My brother worked with a guy that named his son Easy...honest truth. Do not know what he named the girls.

 

[JaxBill]

My brother worked with a guy that named his son Easy...honest truth. Do not know what he named the girls.

Peazy

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Richard Weiner, MD

 

[zed2283]

What about the name Ian? Pronounced like in Ian Kinsler and not Ian Eagle. Not terribly popular but has seemingly become a little more popular in recent years.

Yeah, I was considering this before and just wasn't sure which way to go.

 

[zed2283]

I went home Friday night, sat down both my sons and told them both they had stupid baby names. The 4 year old asked if he could change his to "Stormtrooper" and the 2 month old #### himself. Thanks a lot, guy(s).

Sorry, GB.

 

[zed2283]

How about Bennett if he goes by Ben? Middle name is Gerald.

Ehhh... leaning towards stupid.

 

[bshell27]

I know a woman named Cinnamon who has children named Mikennia and Kylanni.

 

[sho nuff]

How about Bennett if he goes by Ben? Middle name is Gerald.

If you are going to call him Ben...here is a novel idea...name him Ben!!!

 

[sho nuff]

I know a woman named Cinnamon who has children named Mikennia and Kylanni.

While all of those names are bad...sadly her children's are less stupid than her name.

 

[Oh Yes!]

our last child we named Andrew. My wife hates the name Andy so she said we'll call him Drew. I said "why don't we just name him Drew?" She said b/c I want his name to be Andrew.

This is a good name. Classic, 2 syllable, versatile for nicknames "Andy" "Drew", can't mess up the spelling.Give him a middle name like Joseph and you got an "A.J."I would name my kid this.

thats my name

 

[SmoovySmoov]

I wanted to name my first born son Styles ever since Teen Wolf came out. He's coming in February. I lost out on the name.

 

[D in the D]

My family's rule is if there is a saint with that name, you can use it. Otherwise GTFO.

By this logic, Jack isn't acceptable. However, Malachy, Kessog, Praejectus, and Yrieix are ok.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My family's rule is if there is a saint with that name, you can use it. Otherwise GTFO.

By this logic, Jack isn't acceptable. However, Malachy, Kessog, Praejectus, and Yrieix are ok.

Not to mention Arnulf of Metz.

 

[Sea Duck]

I wanted to name my first born son Styles ever since Teen Wolf came out. He's coming in February. I lost out on the name.

You probably already know about this, but.....NFL player changes name to "Stylez" in honor of Teen Wolf character

 

[SmoovySmoov]

I wanted to name my first born son Styles ever since Teen Wolf came out. He's coming in February. I lost out on the name.

You probably already know about this, but.....NFL player changes name to "Stylez" in honor of Teen Wolf character

 

[Steeler]

One of my friends kids goes to school with a kid named; Above Beyond.

His brother's first name is Handsome... so if listed last name first it would be; Beyond, Handsome

 

[D in the D]

My family's rule is if there is a saint with that name, you can use it. Otherwise GTFO.

By this logic, Jack isn't acceptable. However, Malachy, Kessog, Praejectus, and Yrieix are ok.

Not to mention Arnulf of Metz.

Sadly, if your last name is Metz, you pretty much have to throw this name out of the running.

 

[Grahamburn]

Just heard this one from a friend who delivers babies. This is on the birth certificate:

LA - IA

That's right. It's pronounced "Ladashia."

 

[the moops]

Just heard this one from a friend who delivers babies. This is on the birth certificate:

LA - IA

That's right. It's pronounced "Ladashia."

Welcome to the internet gullible one

 

[shadyridr]

Just heard this one from a friend who delivers babies. This is on the birth certificate:

LA - IA

That's right. It's pronounced "Ladashia."

 

[shadyridr]

Just heard this one from a friend who delivers babies. This is on the birth certificate:

LA - IA

That's right. It's pronounced "Ladashia."

Welcome to the internet gullible one

I heard a baby named Honda. True story

 

[Keerock]

Just heard this one from a friend who delivers babies. This is on the birth certificate:

LA - IA

That's right. It's pronounced "Ladashia."

GTFO!

 

[Keerock]

Just heard this one from a friend who delivers babies. This is on the birth certificate:

LA - IA

That's right. It's pronounced "Ladashia."

Welcome to the internet gullible one

I heard a baby named Honda. True story

 

[Grahamburn]

Was just told that in my office.

 

[the moops]

Was just told that in my office.

Did you drive in a Delorian to work? You didnt reach 88 mph, did you?

 

[shadyridr]

Was just told that in my office.

Do you believe everything you hear? This is a well known urban legendhttp://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

 

[Grahamburn]

Was just told that in my office.

Do you believe everything you hear? This is a well known urban legendhttp://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

Of course not. Never heard that one before. There's not much I put past people nowadays.

 

[RUSF18]

Ever read this thread?

 

[shadyridr]

Was just told that in my office.

Do you believe everything you hear? This is a well known urban legendhttp://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

Of course not. Never heard that one before. There's not much I put past people nowadays.

page 4. I guess you and johnnyrock know each other. Either that or there are more than one person names Le-A

 

[shadyridr]

I have a cousin who's a teacher and she asked me how I thought I'd pronounce this name in her class, "L-A."Answer: Pronounced "LaDasha"Seriously.

I believe it is Le-AAnd either you or your cousin in lying.

My cousin has been teaching 41 years in a private school. We were at my step-fathers funeral on Saturday and she asked me the question just as I described above. "How would you pronounce this name. It's spelled L (dash) A."Enlighten me why one of us is lying. Is it because her student spells her name wrong according to your "correct" spelling above? Do I need to ask my cousin to steal one of the girls homework assignments with her name on it and take a picture of me holding it and a penny?

Hey johnnyrock meet Grahamburn. I think your cousin teaches the baby Grahamburn's co-worker delivered!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Small world.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My step-sister told me the La-A story over Christmas. I didn't bother correcting her because I don't like her.

 

[cstu]

I play pickup games with a guy at my church who has kids named:Skylar - boyStormie - girl

I knew a family who named their kids Stone (boy) and Storme (girl). The girl was named Storme because there was a thunderstorm outside the hospital when she was born.

Good thing it wasn't sleet.

 

[Keerock]

My step-sister told me the La-A story over Christmas. I didn't bother correcting her because I don't like her.

 

[shadyridr]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&view=findpost&p=13828205

Add another FBG who knows Le-A. Small world afterall.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My step-sister told me the La-A story over Christmas. I didn't bother correcting her because I don't like her.

You should try to add on to it next time you see her. Tell her that little La-A was kept out of school because of her name.

 

[The Hank]

Spinoff of the Baby Names thread. For some reason, people giving their kids stupid names is one of my all-time pet peeves. It's like a pet elephant peeve. I can't stand it, and I don't understand why people do it. I reaize there have always been trends in naming kids, but when did the trends start including preppy or made up stupid names (I'm excluding African American names from that question)?

Slightly less annoying is coming up with some new way to spell a name. For example, I've traditionally seen it spelled Megan, Meagan, or Meghan... so my buddy and his wife combined them all and named their girl Meaghan. Nothing like a couple extra letters for effect.

So if I get enough posts, I'll keep a running list. Any of you expectant fathers, check in here from time to time. If you see a name on the list below, DO NOT GIVE IT TO YOUR CHILD.

I'll start it off with:

boys

Conner

Absolutely. The non-stupid spelling is Connor.

We named our first son (10/25) Connor Michael this yearGlad to see that I avoided the list.

 

[Keerock]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&view=findpost&p=13828205 Add another FBG who knows Le-A. Small world afterall.

Maybe they know Lemonjello and Oranjello too!

 

[shadyridr]

Glad to see my name & my son's name not on the list but my nephews name is

 

[The Hank]

What about the name "Jordan" (for a boy or girl now)?

I'll hang up and listen to your responses

 

[Keerock]

What about the name "Jordan" (boy AND girl now)?I'll hang up and listen to your responses

Ever seen G-String Divas on HBO?

 

[B-Deep]

http://bobby-tables.com/img/xkcd.png

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&view=findpost&p=13828205 Add another FBG who knows Le-A. Small world afterall.

Maybe they know Lemonjello and Oranjello too!

Aren't they friends with that Shi'thead kid?

 

[Village Idiot]

My family's rule is if there is a saint with that name, you can use it. Otherwise GTFO.

By this logic, Jack isn't acceptable. However, Malachy, Kessog, Praejectus, and Yrieix are ok.

Not to mention Arnulf of Metz.

So you don't confuse him with Arnulf of Sheybogan?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&view=findpost&p=13828205 Add another FBG who knows Le-A. Small world afterall.

Maybe they know Lemonjello and Oranjello too!

Aren't they friends with that Shi'thead kid?

Stepsister told me the Shi'thead one too. She's a peach.

 

[Grahamburn]

lol

 

[Snotbubbles]

This list stinks.

There are traditionally strong Irish names on here like Aiden, Brendan, Liam and Madison.

 

[joffer]

This list stinks.There are traditionally strong Irish names on here like Aiden, Brendan, Liam and Madison.

Aiden isn't becoming popular again because its a strong Irish name, it's coming back because women watch Sex in the City