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Who says Tatum couldn't hold Rudi's jock?

Who says Tatum couldn't hold Rudi's jock?
You're just motivated to say that by Tatum Bell.I really hope Tatum Bell is out of the NFL for good, just so the joke can finally die.
Who says Tatum couldn't hold Rudi's jock?![]()
An interesting twist is that, earlier on Monday, Bell and Johnson had a good conversation about the city of Detroit, the team, practice schedules, etc. According to the source, though, that was before Bell "put two and two together'' about Johnson's presence in Detroit.
Now that's funny.From above link:
An interesting twist is that, earlier on Monday, Bell and Johnson had a good conversation about the city of Detroit, the team, practice schedules, etc. According to the source, though, that was before Bell "put two and two together'' about Johnson's presence in Detroit.![]()
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After that article one of the posters had a good line. Something like "usually when Tatum puts two and two together it ends up in third and long."From above link:
:whoosh:An interesting twist is that, earlier on Monday, Bell and Johnson had a good conversation about the city of Detroit, the team, practice schedules, etc. According to the source, though, that was before Bell "put two and two together'' about Johnson's presence in Detroit.![]()
i bet he dropped the bag at least twice. Most likely running into a doorjam/revolving doorthe only thing I found unbelievable was that he didn't hurt himself while fleeing the scene.
Nicely doneWho says Tatum couldn't hold Rudi's jock?
Now THAT might be the funniest one yet.After that article one of the posters had a good line. Something like "usually when Tatum puts two and two together it ends up in third and long."
From Rotoworld:
Rudi Johnson-RB- Lions Sep. 3 - 2:59 pm et
Rudi Johnson called Tatum Bell a "shyster" and "conniving" after Bell stole Rudi's duffel bags in the Lions' locker room Monday.
"Underwear, socks, credit cards and money. He left my money clip with no money in it," said Johnson, who had $200 stolen. "He should've taken the clip, too. It's quite stupid if you ask me." Rudi says he won't call the police.
Source: MLive.com
any word on the whereabouts of the computers?Knowing he was going to be released, Bell went to clean out his locker. Former teammate Victor DeGrate, a fellow Oklahoma State product who had been cut Saturday, asked him to grab his backpack. He grabbed two bags by the computer area, thinking they were DeGrate’s.“I didn’t have a clue,” Bell said. “I wasn’t thinking or nothing at the time. I just grabbed the backpack and grabbed the other bag. It wasn’t in nobody’s locker or nothing like that. It was just sitting right there by the computers. … So I grabbed them and put them in the car.”
the only thing I found unbelievable was that he didn't hurt himself while fleeing the scene.
Am I the only one that this sounds reasonable to? Particularly since the woman who had the bags was a friend of the guy that was cut?Now, Bell’s version:Knowing he was going to be released, Bell went to clean out his locker. Former teammate Victor DeGrate, a fellow Oklahoma State product who had been cut Saturday, asked him to grab his backpack. He grabbed two bags by the computer area, thinking they were DeGrate’s.“I didn’t have a clue,” Bell said. “I wasn’t thinking or nothing at the time. I just grabbed the backpack and grabbed the other bag. It wasn’t in nobody’s locker or nothing like that. It was just sitting right there by the computers. … So I grabbed them and put them in the car.”Bell said he took the bags to a female friend of DeGrate’s, as DeGrate had asked him, too. The woman, reached by phone, was upset and declined to comment. DeGrate did not respond to messages. Later, the Lions contacted Bell and told him they had the surveillance video of him taking Johnson’s bags.“I said, ‘If you look on film, I wasn’t in no hurry or nothing. I was just going about my day,’ ” Bell said. “I tried to talk to Rudi yesterday, but he was pretty upset, so I let it go. So now it’s that I’m being a thief. I come to found out that the bags weren’t whose I thought they was. It was just an honest mistake, man.”Bell said he had nothing of Johnson’s and tried to convince Johnson and the Lions of that.“I didn’t go in the bags,” Bell said. “I didn’t open up no bags. I don’t have his stuff.“I asked him. I said, ‘What do I need to do to clear my name?’ I asked the organization, ‘What do I need to do to clear my name? What do I need to do to reimburse Rudi? What can I do to help?’“But ain’t nobody saying nothing to me. They’re just stuck on the fact that I’m a thief. I’m like, ‘You all know me better than that.’ I ain’t never been in no trouble. You know what I’m saying? I ain’t never, ever, ever been in no situation like this. I’m just trying to clear my name.”
Something tells me this isn't quite accurate...The woman, reached by phone, was upset and declined to comment.
Just. Awesome.After that article one of the posters had a good line. Something like "usually when Tatum puts two and two together it ends up in third and long."From above link:
An interesting twist is that, earlier on Monday, Bell and Johnson had a good conversation about the city of Detroit, the team, practice schedules, etc. According to the source, though, that was before Bell "put two and two together'' about Johnson's presence in Detroit.![]()
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At this point I think you should just cut him from your dynasty team. Its for the best.Am I the only one that this sounds reasonable to? Particularly since the woman who had the bags was a friend of the guy that was cut?Now, Bell’s version:Knowing he was going to be released, Bell went to clean out his locker. Former teammate Victor DeGrate, a fellow Oklahoma State product who had been cut Saturday, asked him to grab his backpack. He grabbed two bags by the computer area, thinking they were DeGrate’s.“I didn’t have a clue,” Bell said. “I wasn’t thinking or nothing at the time. I just grabbed the backpack and grabbed the other bag. It wasn’t in nobody’s locker or nothing like that. It was just sitting right there by the computers. … So I grabbed them and put them in the car.”Bell said he took the bags to a female friend of DeGrate’s, as DeGrate had asked him, too. The woman, reached by phone, was upset and declined to comment. DeGrate did not respond to messages. Later, the Lions contacted Bell and told him they had the surveillance video of him taking Johnson’s bags.“I said, ‘If you look on film, I wasn’t in no hurry or nothing. I was just going about my day,’ ” Bell said. “I tried to talk to Rudi yesterday, but he was pretty upset, so I let it go. So now it’s that I’m being a thief. I come to found out that the bags weren’t whose I thought they was. It was just an honest mistake, man.”Bell said he had nothing of Johnson’s and tried to convince Johnson and the Lions of that.“I didn’t go in the bags,” Bell said. “I didn’t open up no bags. I don’t have his stuff.“I asked him. I said, ‘What do I need to do to clear my name?’ I asked the organization, ‘What do I need to do to clear my name? What do I need to do to reimburse Rudi? What can I do to help?’“But ain’t nobody saying nothing to me. They’re just stuck on the fact that I’m a thief. I’m like, ‘You all know me better than that.’ I ain’t never been in no trouble. You know what I’m saying? I ain’t never, ever, ever been in no situation like this. I’m just trying to clear my name.”![]()
No, you're not the only one. But I don't think the explanation is really important. What matters is that the whole thing is just so ####### funny.Am I the only one that this sounds reasonable to? Particularly since the woman who had the bags was a friend of the guy that was cut?![]()
Probably my favorite part of this whole story is the three triple negatives in just this one quote. An all-time classic.Here are the two versions of what happened:
“But ain’t nobody saying nothing to me. They’re just stuck on the fact that I’m a thief. I’m like, ‘You all know me better than that.’ I ain’t never been in no trouble. You know what I’m saying? I ain’t never, ever, ever been in no situation like this. I’m just trying to clear my name.”
He should change his name to Takum Bell.
I think it seems entirely reasonable. What's strange is that it is this incident and not his horrible play on the field which may stop him from ever playing in the NFL again.No, you're not the only one. But I don't think the explanation is really important. What matters is that the whole thing is just so ####### funny.Am I the only one that this sounds reasonable to? Particularly since the woman who had the bags was a friend of the guy that was cut?![]()
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