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Taylor Swift on Fallon (1 Viewer)

pollardsvision said:
Also, I hate to go there, but here we are.....what's the verdict on the bangs? (talking about the hair, not the act)

I've always assumed that bangs were one of those things, like fuzzy boots and a million bracelets, that women all loved, but men don't generally care for.
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Would bangs x10000.

 
My wife is 5'6" 125 with a nice ### and great rack. I don't like skeletons like Otis. I would most definitely bang Taylor swift. But I think she's too skinny, has weird eyes, horrible hair and an awful sense of style.

 
Otis said:
flapgreen said:
What is this thread supposed to be about now?
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Chubby chasers.
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That would be your wife, no?

Listen tubby, just because you like stick women which you can no longer have since your wife has pushed out a kid, doesn't mean you can disparage those of us that have maintained control of our appetites and stayed in shape.

I was there for awhile, when the kids were young. I have matured since then and taken responsibility for my own health and well being. Grow up and take control of your health.

 
Lutherman2112 said:
Otis said:
flapgreen said:
What is this thread supposed to be about now?
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Chubby chasers.
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That would be your wife, no?

Listen tubby, just because you like stick women which you can no longer have since your wife has pushed out a kid, doesn't mean you can disparage those of us that have maintained control of our appetites and stayed in shape.

I was there for awhile, when the kids were young. I have matured since then and taken responsibility for my own health and well being. Grow up and take control of your health.
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Lol @ this guy

 
Lutherman2112 said:
Otis said:
flapgreen said:
What is this thread supposed to be about now?
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Chubby chasers.
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That would be your wife, no?

Listen tubby, just because you like stick women which you can no longer have since your wife has pushed out a kid, doesn't mean you can disparage those of us that have maintained control of our appetites and stayed in shape.

I was there for awhile, when the kids were young. I have matured since then and taken responsibility for my own health and well being. Grow up and take control of your health.
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:goodposting:
 
Lutherman2112 said:
Otis said:
flapgreen said:
What is this thread supposed to be about now?
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Chubby chasers.
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That would be your wife, no?

Listen tubby, just because you like stick women which you can no longer have since your wife has pushed out a kid, doesn't mean you can disparage those of us that have maintained control of our appetites and stayed in shape.

I was there for awhile, when the kids were young. I have matured since then and taken responsibility for my own health and well being. Grow up and take control of your health.
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For what it's worth, O's wife is still in great shape and hotter than Swift, IMO.

 
bigbottom said:
Lutherman2112 said:
Otis said:
flapgreen said:
What is this thread supposed to be about now?
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Chubby chasers.
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That would be your wife, no?

Listen tubby, just because you like stick women which you can no longer have since your wife has pushed out a kid, doesn't mean you can disparage those of us that have maintained control of our appetites and stayed in shape.

I was there for awhile, when the kids were young. I have matured since then and taken responsibility for my own health and well being. Grow up and take control of your health.
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For what it's worth, O's wife is still in great shape and hotter than Swift, IMO.
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So his obsession with Swift is a desire to "downgrade"?

 
Politician Spock said:
bigbottom said:
Lutherman2112 said:
Otis said:
flapgreen said:
What is this thread supposed to be about now?
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Chubby chasers.
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That would be your wife, no?

Listen tubby, just because you like stick women which you can no longer have since your wife has pushed out a kid, doesn't mean you can disparage those of us that have maintained control of our appetites and stayed in shape.

I was there for awhile, when the kids were young. I have matured since then and taken responsibility for my own health and well being. Grow up and take control of your health.
Click to expand...
For what it's worth, O's wife is still in great shape and hotter than Swift, IMO.
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So his obsession with Swift is a desire to "downgrade"?
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I don't think he's planning to ask her out.

 
bigbottom said:
Politician Spock said:
bigbottom said:
Lutherman2112 said:
Otis said:
flapgreen said:
What is this thread supposed to be about now?
Click to expand...
Chubby chasers.
Click to expand...
That would be your wife, no?

Listen tubby, just because you like stick women which you can no longer have since your wife has pushed out a kid, doesn't mean you can disparage those of us that have maintained control of our appetites and stayed in shape.

I was there for awhile, when the kids were young. I have matured since then and taken responsibility for my own health and well being. Grow up and take control of your health.
Click to expand...
For what it's worth, O's wife is still in great shape and hotter than Swift, IMO.
Click to expand...
So his obsession with Swift is a desire to "downgrade"?
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I don't think he's planning to ask her out.
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Objection: Speculation

 
bigbottom said:
Lutherman2112 said:
Otis said:
flapgreen said:
What is this thread supposed to be about now?
Click to expand...
Chubby chasers.
Click to expand...
That would be your wife, no?

Listen tubby, just because you like stick women which you can no longer have since your wife has pushed out a kid, doesn't mean you can disparage those of us that have maintained control of our appetites and stayed in shape.

I was there for awhile, when the kids were young. I have matured since then and taken responsibility for my own health and well being. Grow up and take control of your health.
Click to expand...
For what it's worth, O's wife is still in great shape and hotter than Swift, IMO.
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What a waste
 
Otis said:
Good shtick when a bunch of fat middle aged guys with buck fifty wives call Taylor Swift unattractive.
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She's not unattractive. She's just not nearly attractive enough that a PSA must come out when she's on a show.
 
Managing her career brilliantly. Can't even imagine how rich this chick is gonna be. Writes all of her songs, at least until this album. Comes out with a song that is catchy as hell, and she pre-empts the haters in the chorus.

And coming after the Nicky Minaj Phat ### porn shoot only helped her.

 
Judge Smails said:
Managing her career brilliantly. Can't even imagine how rich this chick is gonna be. Writes all of her songs, at least until this album. Comes out with a song that is catchy as hell, and she pre-empts the haters in the chorus.

And coming after the Nicky Minaj Phat ### porn shoot only helped her.
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She is already estimated to be worth 200 million.

 
The same site isolated beyonces voice and lets just say you can clearly tell the difference in talent. Also beyonce is about 50 times hotter.

 
A great blue outfit onesie she was wearing. She could be modeling as well.

Who is she balling to have this sexual acting Renaissance?

 
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Was this the interview where she claimed she hated everyone being about her love life and then had to admit that the whole new album is about Harry Styles? There is even a song named Style in case you don't get the clue from any of the other songs.

 
Mario Kart said:
http://www.j-14.com/posts/10-photos-of-taylor-swift-towering-over-other-stars-16582/photos/taylor-swift-tall-1-6436

LOL at these. Cameras do wonders for short guys. Never knew Bruno Mars was only 5'5".

Yeah, her "style" is way off to others. She could be made up much more provocatively to "attract" a different audience but she does what she does because she can. If she wanted to go in another direction, like Miley, it would be awkward at this point.
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These are frigging hilarious!!!! Bruno Mars I can't say anything about because honestly he looks like a little person in that photo so I feel bad. But her towering over Efron and the Peeta kid from Hunger Games: hysterical! I am comforted that I would not look so ridiculous standing next to her. :brush:

P.S., she's cute, funny, and a really talented songwriter. Also a great person. I don't care that she writes breakup songs; plus, "Dear John" (about Mayer) is a masterpiece.

 
Not a fan of fake boobs but if Taylor bumped them up to a "B", some of the pictures do make her look just a bit better. Too bad she was not in the iPhone hacking.

10.5+... call me, Taylor.

 
pollardsvision said:
Also, I hate to go there, but here we are.....what's the verdict on the bangs? (talking about the hair, not the act)

I've always assumed that bangs were one of those things, like fuzzy boots and a million bracelets, that women all loved, but men don't generally care for.
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I love bangs on hot, tall, skinny gorgeous women.

It's just so.

 
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