teeth whitening advice (1 Viewer)

[Mors Venit]

vaping == doosh flute

Yeah...

And quick follow-up questions for the OP:

One, what's your favorite flavor of Monster Energy drink?

Two, color of Affliction t-shirt when you go to the bar to watch MMA?

And three, do you blow the "vape" out the sunroof or driver's side window of your lifted truck?

Good luck with the teeth and stuff!

I have an energy drink on a rare occasion.

What is an affliction t shirt?

If someone lifted my truck how could i be using the sunroof?

 

[Mors Venit]

Brush your teeth with activated charcoal.

Have you tested this?

It sounds like its worth a shot.

Where do i get activated charcoal? The pet shop?

 

[slackjawedyokel]

vaping == doosh flute

Im willing to deal with it if its better for my health, appearance and walletEdit

Flutes are always dooshy unless being played by jethro tull or ron bergundy

I think Picard is entertaining enough on the flute.

 

[Mors Venit]

I am considering quitting cigs and switching to just vaping.

Congrats?

Just establishing some backstory.

It wouldnt make sense if i whitened and continued to smoke.

 

[Mors Venit]

vaping == doosh flute

Im willing to deal with it if its better for my health, appearance and walletEdit

Flutes are always dooshy unless being played by jethro tull or ron bergundy

I think Picard is entertaining enough on the flute.

Different era

 

[chauncey]

I heard swishing coconut oil in you mouth works well. Maybe try semen too?

Someone should publish a fake journal article touting the whitening benefits of swishing semen. We can all show the article to our wives, girlfriends, and tinder dates. Blue dots will rain down on the ffa!

 

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Be careful. Recent studies show vaping causes cervical cancer in men.

 

[Mors Venit]

Be careful. Recent studies show vaping causes cervical cancer in men.

I wasnt planning on getting any large cats. Perhaps a canine.

Could the second hand vape give them cancer too?

 

[1234]

Be careful. Recent studies show vaping causes cervical cancer in men.

I wasnt planning on getting any large cats. Perhaps a canine.

Could the second hand vape give them cancer too?

Jay, you really need to stop acting like the idiot around here. It didn't work for you then and it won't work for you now.

 

[Wrigley]

I am considering quitting cigs and switching to just vaping.

First thing i would like to do is whiten my teeth. I cant afford to have it done professionally.

Has anyone had good results with the home kit?

And if so would i be wasting my money because i am also a heavy coffee drinker?

Would appreciate any advice.

Look, I wouldn't give this type of advice just to the random stranger, but this is an internet message board, and so I'll give you the real insight.

Teeth whitening is a huge scam... you can do it yourself at home, almost free! Dentists are all effing scammers!

1) lightly abrade your front teeth with the finest grit sandpaper you can get at the hardware store, and roughen those teeth up a bit

2) make up a paste by mixing something really fine grit like baby food oatmeal, hydrogen peroxide, and a very tiny amount of bleach (be careful with this, you know the stuff is toxic)... brush that into your teeth HARD

3) use a little automotive polish afterwards to smooth out the rough spots from the fine grit sandpaper

4) use a bunch of sensodyne afterwards because your teeth may hurt like a MFer

5) make sure to take good before and after pics because your results are going to be AMAZING

If this is for real

I'll get my dumb brother to try it, I'll be sure to post pics

 

[Quez]

Brush your teeth with activated charcoal.

Have you tested this?It sounds like its worth a shot.

Where do i get activated charcoal? The pet shop?

I haven't, but I am going to try this & or coconut oil soon. I want to do it around the same time as I start catching a sun tan so my teeth look even whiter!I once tried the trays, but didn't keep up long enough to notice a difference. I even got the h2o2 gel off of Amazon that was higher strength than sold in stores.

You can get activated charcoal off of Amazon. I plan on just busting open a few capsules.

 

[Worm]

Tried the Crest daily white strips recently and was surprised how well they worked.

Didn't have any deep stains or anything, just wanted to lighten a few shades and they did the trick.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I am considering quitting cigs and switching to just vaping.

First thing i would like to do is whiten my teeth. I cant afford to have it done professionally.

Has anyone had good results with the home kit?

And if so would i be wasting my money because i am also a heavy coffee drinker?

Would appreciate any advice.

Look, I wouldn't give this type of advice just to the random stranger, but this is an internet message board, and so I'll give you the real insight.

Teeth whitening is a huge scam... you can do it yourself at home, almost free! Dentists are all effing scammers!

1) lightly abrade your front teeth with the finest grit sandpaper you can get at the hardware store, and roughen those teeth up a bit

2) make up a paste by mixing something really fine grit like baby food oatmeal, hydrogen peroxide, and a very tiny amount of bleach (be careful with this, you know the stuff is toxic)... brush that into your teeth HARD

3) use a little automotive polish afterwards to smooth out the rough spots from the fine grit sandpaper

4) use a bunch of sensodyne afterwards because your teeth may hurt like a MFer

5) make sure to take good before and after pics because your results are going to be AMAZING

I am not a fan of Dentist's schtick but this is awesome!

Thanks, so can you just review which of my schticks you like/dislike:

1) Financial shaming

2) Chest dumps

3) Bad beats

4) general haterade

5) dental advice

9/10 of my posts fall into one of these 5 categories

I would say lack of empathy in certain situations. Sometimes the lack of empathy is warranted but other times you are just mean as hell but we are who we are.

 

[Dentist]

I am considering quitting cigs and switching to just vaping.

First thing i would like to do is whiten my teeth. I cant afford to have it done professionally.

Has anyone had good results with the home kit?

And if so would i be wasting my money because i am also a heavy coffee drinker?

Would appreciate any advice.

Look, I wouldn't give this type of advice just to the random stranger, but this is an internet message board, and so I'll give you the real insight.

Teeth whitening is a huge scam... you can do it yourself at home, almost free! Dentists are all effing scammers!

1) lightly abrade your front teeth with the finest grit sandpaper you can get at the hardware store, and roughen those teeth up a bit

2) make up a paste by mixing something really fine grit like baby food oatmeal, hydrogen peroxide, and a very tiny amount of bleach (be careful with this, you know the stuff is toxic)... brush that into your teeth HARD

3) use a little automotive polish afterwards to smooth out the rough spots from the fine grit sandpaper

4) use a bunch of sensodyne afterwards because your teeth may hurt like a MFer

5) make sure to take good before and after pics because your results are going to be AMAZING

I am not a fan of Dentist's schtick but this is awesome!

Thanks, so can you just review which of my schticks you like/dislike:

1) Financial shaming

2) Chest dumps

3) Bad beats

4) general haterade

5) dental advice

9/10 of my posts fall into one of these 5 categories

I would say lack of empathy in certain situations. Sometimes the lack of empathy is warranted but other times you are just mean as hell but we are who we are.

yeah, you got me there, emapthy has never been my strong suit. sorry if i've offended you in the past. :fistbump:

 

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Hey Dentist,

What are the whitest teeth you've ever come across?

I'll hang up and listen?

 

[IC FBGCav]

I am considering quitting cigs and switching to just vaping.

First thing i would like to do is whiten my teeth. I cant afford to have it done professionally.

Has anyone had good results with the home kit?

And if so would i be wasting my money because i am also a heavy coffee drinker?

Would appreciate any advice.

Look, I wouldn't give this type of advice just to the random stranger, but this is an internet message board, and so I'll give you the real insight.

Teeth whitening is a huge scam... you can do it yourself at home, almost free! Dentists are all effing scammers!

1) lightly abrade your front teeth with the finest grit sandpaper you can get at the hardware store, and roughen those teeth up a bit

2) make up a paste by mixing something really fine grit like baby food oatmeal, hydrogen peroxide, and a very tiny amount of bleach (be careful with this, you know the stuff is toxic)... brush that into your teeth HARD

3) use a little automotive polish afterwards to smooth out the rough spots from the fine grit sandpaper

4) use a bunch of sensodyne afterwards because your teeth may hurt like a MFer

5) make sure to take good before and after pics because your results are going to be AMAZING

I am not a fan of Dentist's schtick but this is awesome!

Thanks, so can you just review which of my schticks you like/dislike:

1) Financial shaming

2) Chest dumps

3) Bad beats

4) general haterade

5) dental advice

9/10 of my posts fall into one of these 5 categories

I would say lack of empathy in certain situations. Sometimes the lack of empathy is warranted but other times you are just mean as hell but we are who we are.

yeah, you got me there, emapthy has never been my strong suit. sorry if i've offended you in the past. :fistbump:

You never offended me that I recall. :fistbump:

 

[Dentist]

Hey Dentist,

What are the whitest teeth you've ever come across?

I'll hang up and listen?

Lol

Ex assistant back in 03

 

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Hey Dentist,

What are the whitest teeth you've ever come across?

I'll hang up and listen?

Lol

Ex assistant back in 03

Did she after?

 

[cstu]

yeah, you got me there, emapthy has never been my strong suit. sorry if i've offended you in the past. :fistbump:

Ok, but are you really sorry?

 

[lardonastick]

Hey Dentist,

What are the whitest teeth you've ever come across?

I'll hang up and listen?

Lol

Ex assistant back in 03

Did she after?

He said ex, so probably

 

[Dentist]

Hey Dentist,

What are the whitest teeth you've ever come across?

I'll hang up and listen?

LolEx assistant back in 03

Did she after?

Unfortunately that story turned dark and tragic for me because due to some extreme drunkenness it remains the one and only time I've been snowballed

 

[fantasycurse42]

:X

 

[Hoh]

I just keep a laminated photo of someone else's teeth in my mouth for the rare occasions when I smile.

 

[Shutout]

Hey Dentist,

What are the whitest teeth you've ever come across?

I'll hang up and listen?

Lol

Ex assistant back in 03

Okay, I'm genuinely interested now....Do dentists ever actually use that line? I imagine it never gets old with the gf/wife.

And Dentist's response was awesome..Only thing missing was somehow working in a step where they stick a water hose up their ### to "rinse".

 

[Arizona Ron]

I usually get it done once a year or so. I had two root canals, a few crowns, etc. over the years. There's no way I'm risking putting some off-the-self stuff on my teeth that might ruin the work I've paid thousands for.

Just go to a dentist.

 

[Mors Venit]

I usually get it done once a year or so. I had two root canals, a few crowns, etc. over the years. There's no way I'm risking putting some off-the-self stuff on my teeth that might ruin the work I've paid thousands for.

Just go to a dentist.

The reason i made the thread was that i cant afford whitening at the dentist

 

[[icon]]

I usually get it done once a year or so. I had two root canals, a few crowns, etc. over the years. There's no way I'm risking putting some off-the-self stuff on my teeth that might ruin the work I've paid thousands for.

Just go to a dentist.

The reason i made the thread was that i cant afford whitening at the dentist

But you CAN afford a $125 cigarette?

 

[nirad3]

I usually get it done once a year or so. I had two root canals, a few crowns, etc. over the years. There's no way I'm risking putting some off-the-self stuff on my teeth that might ruin the work I've paid thousands for.

Just go to a dentist.

The reason i made the thread was that i cant afford whitening at the dentist

But you CAN afford a $125 cigarette?

Priorities.

 

[nirad3]

Mors Venit is popular?

 

[eoMMan]

Serious answer:

Drink lots of water.

Brush and floss at least twice a day.

Limit coffee, tea, and tobacco products.

 

[Mors Venit]

I usually get it done once a year or so. I had two root canals, a few crowns, etc. over the years. There's no way I'm risking putting some off-the-self stuff on my teeth that might ruin the work I've paid thousands for.

Just go to a dentist.

The reason i made the thread was that i cant afford whitening at the dentist

But you CAN afford a $125 cigarette?

Yes.

The dental treatments are 3x that