What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

"Tell me about the last time you saw another man's sack." (1 Viewer)

Larry,

You say that nothing is "involuntary". Do you truly believe this? Are you aware that there is a part of the nervous system in all living things that is completely involuntary (and many living things that only have an involuntary nervous system)? And this involunatry control regulates sexual arousal? In addition, the individual hormone levels that determine gender and sexual identity are completely out of the control of the individual. Does this make any sense to you?
gender is determined by hormone levels?
Well, gender genotype is determined by the X & Y chromosomes, but gender phenotype is influenced by hormones.

 
Never fails, any discussion of Ke$ha's music inevitably veers into interpretations of Scripture.
What headline should I change it to so people stop posting in this thread?
"Tell me about the last time you saw another man's sack."
The title change made me come in here since I was curious why there was a 20 page thread I hadn't seen before about men's sacks.
Imagine my surprise when I saw I had posted in a 17-page thread about Ke$ha

 
I remember it well.

I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

 
It was during a 2M3W night a few months ago. I saw the sack bandied about throughout the night. At times uncomfortably close, but it's par for the course in my circle.

 
His name was Lola

he was a "showgirl"
With yellow feathers in his sack hair and a dress cut up to hereHe would merengue and show his sackAnd while he tried to be a star, Tony always tended barAcross a crowded floor, they worked from sack to sackThey were young and they had each otherWho could ask for more?

 
I can tell you about the time a cat attacked my sack.

Over at the g/f's house a while back and we were going at it pretty good when out of nowhere her cat(who was asleep in the chair,or so I thought) decided to make a full on attack at my swinging sack and proceeded to put a hurting on the boys,enough so that a trip to the emergency room was needed.

The Doc who treated me got a good laugh out it but if I have any words of advice for you it would be to make sure the cat is not in the room during sex and if it is to make sure the slapping sounds and swinging sacks are kept to a minimum.

 
There are plenty of bad in the world. Look at a how jammed packed your prisons are. I'm sure someone can pull the numbers but I'd guess that 90%+ would identify themselves as religious. Guess the good book didn't help them.
I'm reluctant to jump back into a thread that now seems to mostly involve LB44, MOP, and Woz, but I feel compelled to point out that this is a fallacious argument. "X is a bad person and X is religious, so I guess religion didn't help" doesn't work because for all we know, X would be even worse if he or she wasn't religious. CS Lewis pointed this out a long time ago, and I'm sure he had himself in mind when he was thinking this through.
I see you're still burning from my SNAFFL domination. :coffee:

 
I can tell you about the time a cat attacked my sack. Over at the g/f's house a while back and we were going at it pretty good when out of nowhere her cat(who was asleep in the chair,or so I thought) decided to make a full on attack at my swinging sack and proceeded to put a hurting on the boys,enough so that a trip to the emergency room was needed. The Doc who treated me got a good laugh out it but if I have any words of advice for you it would be to make sure the cat is not in the room during sex and if it is to make sure the slapping sounds and swinging sacks are kept to a minimum.
:lmao:

 
I can tell you about the time a cat attacked my sack. Over at the g/f's house a while back and we were going at it pretty good when out of nowhere her cat(who was asleep in the chair,or so I thought) decided to make a full on attack at my swinging sack and proceeded to put a hurting on the boys,enough so that a trip to the emergency room was needed. The Doc who treated me got a good laugh out it but if I have any words of advice for you it would be to make sure the cat is not in the room during sex and if it is to make sure the slapping sounds and swinging sacks are kept to a minimum.
:lmao:
Stellar thread bump, and :blackdot: for 20 pages of reading about dudes seeing other dudes sacks :oldunsure:

 
I can tell you about the time a cat attacked my sack. Over at the g/f's house a while back and we were going at it pretty good when out of nowhere her cat(who was asleep in the chair,or so I thought) decided to make a full on attack at my swinging sack and proceeded to put a hurting on the boys,enough so that a trip to the emergency room was needed. The Doc who treated me got a good laugh out it but if I have any words of advice for you it would be to make sure the cat is not in the room during sex and if it is to make sure the slapping sounds and swinging sacks are kept to a minimum.
:lmao:
Stellar thread bump, and :blackdot: for 20 pages of reading about dudes seeing other dudes sacks :oldunsure:
Are you Michael Sam?

 
I can tell you about the time a cat attacked my sack. Over at the g/f's house a while back and we were going at it pretty good when out of nowhere her cat(who was asleep in the chair,or so I thought) decided to make a full on attack at my swinging sack and proceeded to put a hurting on the boys,enough so that a trip to the emergency room was needed. The Doc who treated me got a good laugh out it but if I have any words of advice for you it would be to make sure the cat is not in the room during sex and if it is to make sure the slapping sounds and swinging sacks are kept to a minimum.
:lmao:
Update and some bad news,she had to put her cat down last month because of a tumor it had :sadbanana:

 
I can tell you about the time a cat attacked my sack. Over at the g/f's house a while back and we were going at it pretty good when out of nowhere her cat(who was asleep in the chair,or so I thought) decided to make a full on attack at my swinging sack and proceeded to put a hurting on the boys,enough so that a trip to the emergency room was needed. The Doc who treated me got a good laugh out it but if I have any words of advice for you it would be to make sure the cat is not in the room during sex and if it is to make sure the slapping sounds and swinging sacks are kept to a minimum.
:lmao:
Update and some bad news,she had to put her cat down last month because of a tumor it had :sadbanana:
So ball cancer is contagious.

 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top