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Texans to sign Jeff Garcia (1 Viewer)

the guys on chicago sports talk were talking with the vikings anouncer this morning and he said that donovan had absolutely no passion left and was completley mailing it in not even trying to avoid a safety but that he was a good guy in the locker room and still tried hard in meetings but just didnt have the fire and passion on thefield anymore sot hat it likely why he is not playing anymore but jeff garcia who is completely full of grit and fire and determination is still getting to possibly lace them up and try to destroy other teams like its stil 1999

 
Garcia > McNabb

McNabb had a game this year where he threw 15 times and completed 7 of those for whopping 39 yards. This guy's done. He should just retire.

 
Collecting former Browns QBs is a SUREFIRE road to success!!!

Charlie Frye is still out there...is he next? :)

 
Jeff GarTHEE-ah! I imagine this announcement coming in the form of a broadway musical number.
pretty cool making fun of a guys speach or actulaly pretty uncool and no excellent of eachother and the broadway thing infering he is gay is pretty lame too basically you owe tolerance and being cool an apology super tough guy odds are you would never say that to his face because you know hed pop you but good
 
Jeff GarTHEE-ah! I imagine this announcement coming in the form of a broadway musical number.
pretty cool making fun of a guys speach or actulaly pretty uncool and no excellent of eachother and the broadway thing infering he is gay is pretty lame too basically you owe tolerance and being cool an apology super tough guy odds are you would never say that to his face because you know hed pop you but good
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Jeff GarTHEE-ah! I imagine this announcement coming in the form of a broadway musical number.
pretty cool making fun of a guys speach or actulaly pretty uncool and no excellent of eachother and the broadway thing infering he is gay is pretty lame too basically you owe tolerance and being cool an apology super tough guy odds are you would never say that to his face because you know hed pop you but good
what he said.
 
Jeff GarTHEE-ah! I imagine this announcement coming in the form of a broadway musical number.
pretty cool making fun of a guys speach or actulaly pretty uncool and no excellent of eachother and the broadway thing infering he is gay is pretty lame too basically you owe tolerance and being cool an apology super tough guy odds are you would never say that to his face because you know hed pop you but good
What he said, with punctuation added.
 
This gives me one (final?) opportunity to tell my Jeff Garcia story.

One time the 49ers were playing on MNF. My dad walks by and sees some graphic they put up with Garcia's name on it and goes:

Dad: That guy's name is GARcia? He must be from Gilroy, because they grow GARlic there! :thumbup:

Me: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard :rolleyes:

5 seconds later

John Madden: You know, Jeff Garcia is from Gilroy, which is near where I live, and...

Dad: See?

Me: :shock: :shock: :eek:

 
Jeff GarTHEE-ah! I imagine this announcement coming in the form of a broadway musical number.
Have you seen his wife? I guarantee she's hotter than your wife (or fiance', or girlfriend, or "inspiration").
You obviously haven't dated any attractive women. But that's neither here nor there. I'm not saying he's gay, which I think he is (bi), just that I imagined the announcement coming in the form of a parade down 42nd Street. If he's gay, he should handle however makes him most comfortable. If that's staying married to a model type chick that he gets along with, then rock on Jeff. I like the guy and hope he does well.
 
Not that it is totally relevant to the story, but I saw Garcia in Starbucks on Thanksgiving. He mentioned that he had just tried out for the Texans, but they were going with Kellen Clemens because he knew the system. He seemed to be taking it in stride. He was super nice to everyone and patiently listened (even to the young kid asking if he was Steve Young). He looked to be in great shape. I almost wanted to ask him to go replace Grossman if he was going to play in a Shanahan system-being the displaced San Diego Skins fan that I am.

 

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