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The 50+ Best Noodles: #5 Carbonara, #4 Japchae, #3 Lasagna, #2 Bolognese, #1 Soba (1 Viewer)

#38 Viral TikTok Pasta w/ Cherry Tomatoes & Feta
Origin: Finland

One more trendy TikTok recipe for the kids. Finnish food blogger and TikToker Liemessa went viral in 2019 with this short video set to music by Portugal. The Man.

It’s a dead simple prep made with cherry tomatoes, a block of feta cheese, garlic and olive oil baked in a 400 degree oven until the tomatoes burst. Once out of the oven, you gently stir the tomatoes and melted cheese, add some cooked pasta to the same baking dish and garnish with some fresh basil.

It's quite an ingenious little recipe--I like how the sweet acidity of the tomato melds with the salty and tangy creaminess of the cheese. I’ve cooked it a few times since when I’ve had too many cherry tomatoes. It definitely works better with a brick of feta but crumbled cheese will suffice if that’s all you have.
My 17yo daughter makes this all the time thanks to TikTok.
 
#40 Beef Stroganoff
Origin: 19th century Russia

Beef Stroganoff got its name from the Stroganov family, the Russian oligarchs of their day. It’s egg noodles again, this time covered in a sauce of beef, mushrooms, sour cream and sometimes mustard. I assumed (incorrectly it turned out) that it’s always served on noodles but it apparently also is eaten with potatoes or rice in some parts of the world. It probably should have been disqualified under the primi not secondi rule but I’d already done my rankings and there would have been a gap at #40.

It’s an old recipe and has remained unchanged by time. I have a 1943 edition of the Joy of Cooking (complete with a chapter on WWII meat rationing) and the same stroganoff recipe could be found today on any website. We used to call it "beef strokin' off" when it was on the menu at the school cafeteria but it’s old school comfort food that’s a classic for a reason.
This was my idea of comfort food as a kid. And like most things now, I realize the version I fell in love with was pretty mediocre.

The best hack I’ve found for this dish as an adult is to use a package of unflavored gelatin if you’re using a standard store-bought stock. I find using that, some reserved starchy water, and mixing much of the stroganoff in with the drained noodles and the starchy water by feel gives that perfectly coated beefy noodle. Then just a little reserved sauce on top.

I still think it’s one of the best things I can usually pull of in 30 minutes or maybe a hair more depending on how anal I am about searing the beef.
 
#38 Viral TikTok Pasta w/ Cherry Tomatoes & Feta
Origin: Finland

One more trendy TikTok recipe for the kids. Finnish food blogger and TikToker Liemessa went viral in 2019 with this short video set to music by Portugal. The Man.

It’s a dead simple prep made with cherry tomatoes, a block of feta cheese, garlic and olive oil baked in a 400 degree oven until the tomatoes burst. Once out of the oven, you gently stir the tomatoes and melted cheese, add some cooked pasta to the same baking dish and garnish with some fresh basil.

It's quite an ingenious little recipe--I like how the sweet acidity of the tomato melds with the salty and tangy creaminess of the cheese. I’ve cooked it a few times since when I’ve had too many cherry tomatoes. It definitely works better with a brick of feta but crumbled cheese will suffice if that’s all you have.
My 17yo daughter makes this all the time thanks to TikTok.
It's my moms go to dish for any and every potluck
 
#40 Beef Stroganoff
Origin: 19th century Russia

Beef Stroganoff got its name from the Stroganov family, the Russian oligarchs of their day. It’s egg noodles again, this time covered in a sauce of beef, mushrooms, sour cream and sometimes mustard. I assumed (incorrectly it turned out) that it’s always served on noodles but it apparently also is eaten with potatoes or rice in some parts of the world. It probably should have been disqualified under the primi not secondi rule but I’d already done my rankings and there would have been a gap at #40.

It’s an old recipe and has remained unchanged by time. I have a 1943 edition of the Joy of Cooking (complete with a chapter on WWII meat rationing) and the same stroganoff recipe could be found today on any website. We used to call it "beef strokin' off" when it was on the menu at the school cafeteria but it’s old school comfort food that’s a classic for a reason.

:hifive: This made our dinner rotation for a while years back and whenever my wife asked for it I'd reply "I've got a beef you can start strokin' off"
Common joke amongst my siblings/friends:

"What's for dinner?"

'Masturbating cows.'

ETA: 39 spots too low.
 
#38 Viral TikTok Pasta w/ Cherry Tomatoes & Feta
Origin: Finland

One more trendy TikTok recipe for the kids. Finnish food blogger and TikToker Liemessa went viral in 2019 with this short video set to music by Portugal. The Man.

It’s a dead simple prep made with cherry tomatoes, a block of feta cheese, garlic and olive oil baked in a 400 degree oven until the tomatoes burst. Once out of the oven, you gently stir the tomatoes and melted cheese, add some cooked pasta to the same baking dish and garnish with some fresh basil.

It's quite an ingenious little recipe--I like how the sweet acidity of the tomato melds with the salty and tangy creaminess of the cheese. I’ve cooked it a few times since when I’ve had too many cherry tomatoes. It definitely works better with a brick of feta but crumbled cheese will suffice if that’s all you have.
My 17yo daughter makes this all the time thanks to TikTok.
It's my moms go to dish for any and every potluck
I like the dish but don't think it would work well for a potluck. It's delicious fresh from the oven but doesn't travel as well as something like an orzo salad.

Bonnie's Buffalo chicken dip is my potluck perennial but there are no noodles.
 
#38 Viral TikTok Pasta w/ Cherry Tomatoes & Feta
Origin: Finland

One more trendy TikTok recipe for the kids. Finnish food blogger and TikToker Liemessa went viral in 2019 with this short video set to music by Portugal. The Man.

It’s a dead simple prep made with cherry tomatoes, a block of feta cheese, garlic and olive oil baked in a 400 degree oven until the tomatoes burst. Once out of the oven, you gently stir the tomatoes and melted cheese, add some cooked pasta to the same baking dish and garnish with some fresh basil.

It's quite an ingenious little recipe--I like how the sweet acidity of the tomato melds with the salty and tangy creaminess of the cheese. I’ve cooked it a few times since when I’ve had too many cherry tomatoes. It definitely works better with a brick of feta but crumbled cheese will suffice if that’s all you have.
My 17yo daughter makes this all the time thanks to TikTok.
It's my moms go to dish for any and every potluck
I like the dish but don't think it would work well for a potluck. It's delicious fresh from the oven but doesn't travel as well as something like an orzo salad.

Bonnie's Buffalo chicken dip is my potluck perennial but there are no noodles.
She throws it in the oven at the hosts place and then assembles. It's annoying
 
#37 Pad See Ew
Origin: Thailand

Rice noodles make their first appearance in the countdown, stir fried with broccoli and chicken or tofu ($3 upcharge for shrimp) in a rich soy sauce based sauce. It’s best with Chinese broccoli (gai lan) but it’ll play with regular broccoli, broccolini or bok choy.

The wider the better for the rice noodles as far as I’m concerned. The challenge with the sauce is finding the balance between light soy, dark soy, oyster sauce, fish sauce and sugar with a splash of rice vinegar or lime juice at the end to bring out the flavor. Southeast Asian street vendors cook the noodles and sauce in superheated woks so the sauce caramelizes and glazes the noodles. Rice noodles can be tricky to work with and you can end up with a brown glob if you work them too hard though It’ll still taste good even if it’s a little gummy.
 
#36 Chili Mac
Origin The American Midwest

The purpose of this thread is to celebrate noodles and sweat the details about types of chili. So it is in this spirit that I’m defining chili mac to include any chili served over spaghetti noodles or mixed with macaroni & cheese.

The idea of serving chili over noodles (sometimes with raw onion, shredded cheese and oyster crackers :shock: but we’re not going to talk about that) may offend some purists but it’s damned tasty and the spaghetti helps to absorb some of the spicy juice and grease. It also probably reduces farting but my study is still in peer review.

Chili mac seems to be standard operating practice in the Midwest where I’m from originally. There are a lot of differences in subregional chili spicing but in general, Midwestern chili uses a finer grind of meat which makes it work better with noodles than a Texas style chili with coarser chunks of meat.

As for combining chili with mac & cheese, I think the flavors work fine together but I’d rather keep them separate on my plate and mix them in my mouth. Chili mac ranks lower than macaroni and cheese alone for that reason.
 
#36 Chili Mac

I've made and eaten tons of chili in my life. I've probably had more mac and cheese. What I've never had is the two combined. :shrug:

I've long been aware of this dish but never felt inspired to make it, order it, or try it when available. Something about it seems wrong to me. Ranking it above Stroganoff seems outrageous but waddoiknow?

I do make a self-created chili that is often requested. It's nothing special. A good chili with a big portion of shredded cabbage in it. Done in the slow cooker. Just did it once to bulk up the dish and get some cabbage cooked. Shredded cabbage works as a noodle replacement in several Italian dishes. Mom was diabetic and this was a thing for her post age 70. So I think my cabbage chili might have me in the game on this one, diabetic style.
 
#36 Chili Mac

I've made and eaten tons of chili in my life. I've probably had more mac and cheese. What I've never had is the two combined. :shrug:

I've long been aware of this dish but never felt inspired to make it, order it, or try it when available. Something about it seems wrong to me. Ranking it above Stroganoff seems outrageous but waddoiknow?

I do make a self-created chili that is often requested. It's nothing special. A good chili with a big portion of shredded cabbage in it. Done in the slow cooker. Just did it once to bulk up the dish and get some cabbage cooked. Shredded cabbage works as a noodle replacement in several Italian dishes. Mom was diabetic and this was a thing for her post age 70. So I think my cabbage chili might have me in the game on this one, diabetic style.

If we were talking solely about chili mixed with mac & cheese, it would have struggled to make the top 50. But Real Chili served over noodles is one of the foods of my people so it seemed like a reasonable placing.although in retrospect Pad See Ew should have probably closed out today's five.
 
#36 Chili Mac

I've made and eaten tons of chili in my life. I've probably had more mac and cheese. What I've never had is the two combined. :shrug:

I've long been aware of this dish but never felt inspired to make it, order it, or try it when available. Something about it seems wrong to me. Ranking it above Stroganoff seems outrageous but waddoiknow?

I do make a self-created chili that is often requested. It's nothing special. A good chili with a big portion of shredded cabbage in it. Done in the slow cooker. Just did it once to bulk up the dish and get some cabbage cooked. Shredded cabbage works as a noodle replacement in several Italian dishes. Mom was diabetic and this was a thing for her post age 70. So I think my cabbage chili might have me in the game on this one, diabetic style.

If we were talking solely about chili mixed with mac & cheese, it would have struggled to make the top 50. But Real Chili served over noodles is one of the foods of my people so it seemed like a reasonable placing.although in retrospect Pad See Ew should have probably closed out today's five.

yeah, no cheese in my concoction so i still think i'm sort of there. personally, i prefer the chili without the cabbage, but this dish made a few fans.
 
#37 Pad See Ew
Origin: Thailand

Rice noodles make their first appearance in the countdown, stir fried with broccoli and chicken or tofu ($3 upcharge for shrimp) in a rich soy sauce based sauce. It’s best with Chinese broccoli (gai lan) but it’ll play with regular broccoli, broccolini or bok choy.

The wider the better for the rice noodles as far as I’m concerned. The challenge with the sauce is finding the balance between light soy, dark soy, oyster sauce, fish sauce and sugar with a splash of rice vinegar or lime juice at the end to bring out the flavor. Southeast Asian street vendors cook the noodles and sauce in superheated woks so the sauce caramelizes and glazes the noodles. Rice noodles can be tricky to work with and you can end up with a brown glob if you work them too hard though It’ll still taste good even if it’s a little gummy.
My go to dish Thai places. Big fan.
 
Pad See Ew
a good example of my blank spot for asian noodle dishes. I probably have had several you're going to rank, but I don't know the names. I looked up recipes for this one and it seemed all about the high heat wok hai stir fry timing. probably need a legit wok stove to get it right, but again what do i know?
 
#37 Pad See Ew
Origin: Thailand

Rice noodles make their first appearance in the countdown, stir fried with broccoli and chicken or tofu ($3 upcharge for shrimp) in a rich soy sauce based sauce. It’s best with Chinese broccoli (gai lan) but it’ll play with regular broccoli, broccolini or bok choy.

The wider the better for the rice noodles as far as I’m concerned. The challenge with the sauce is finding the balance between light soy, dark soy, oyster sauce, fish sauce and sugar with a splash of rice vinegar or lime juice at the end to bring out the flavor. Southeast Asian street vendors cook the noodles and sauce in superheated woks so the sauce caramelizes and glazes the noodles. Rice noodles can be tricky to work with and you can end up with a brown glob if you work them too hard though It’ll still taste good even if it’s a little gummy.
My go to dish Thai places. Big fan.

I went back and forth between the big two Thai noodle dishes but I really like bean sprouts
 
#37 Pad See Ew
Origin: Thailand

Rice noodles make their first appearance in the countdown, stir fried with broccoli and chicken or tofu ($3 upcharge for shrimp) in a rich soy sauce based sauce. It’s best with Chinese broccoli (gai lan) but it’ll play with regular broccoli, broccolini or bok choy.

The wider the better for the rice noodles as far as I’m concerned. The challenge with the sauce is finding the balance between light soy, dark soy, oyster sauce, fish sauce and sugar with a splash of rice vinegar or lime juice at the end to bring out the flavor. Southeast Asian street vendors cook the noodles and sauce in superheated woks so the sauce caramelizes and glazes the noodles. Rice noodles can be tricky to work with and you can end up with a brown glob if you work them too hard though It’ll still taste good even if it’s a little gummy.
My go to dish Thai places. Big fan.

I went back and forth between the big two Thai noodle dishes but I really like bean sprouts
I very much prefer this one, but I'm pretty sure I'm outvoted by the populace at large.
 
#36 Chili Mac
Origin The American Midwest

The purpose of this thread is to celebrate noodles and sweat the details about types of chili. So it is in this spirit that I’m defining chili mac to include any chili served over spaghetti noodles or mixed with macaroni & cheese.

The idea of serving chili over noodles (sometimes with raw onion, shredded cheese and oyster crackers :shock: but we’re not going to talk about that) may offend some purists but it’s damned tasty and the spaghetti helps to absorb some of the spicy juice and grease. It also probably reduces farting but my study is still in peer review.

Chili mac seems to be standard operating practice in the Midwest where I’m from originally. There are a lot of differences in subregional chili spicing but in general, Midwestern chili uses a finer grind of meat which makes it work better with noodles than a Texas style chili with coarser chunks of meat.

As for combining chili with mac & cheese, I think the flavors work fine together but I’d rather keep them separate on my plate and mix them in my mouth. Chili mac ranks lower than macaroni and cheese alone for that reason.

Was really hoping Cincinnati chili 3-way was going to be its own entry. But this will do. Also wondering if the Mediterranean noodle dish that served as its inspiration will show up here.
 
#36 Chili Mac
Origin The American Midwest

The purpose of this thread is to celebrate noodles and sweat the details about types of chili. So it is in this spirit that I’m defining chili mac to include any chili served over spaghetti noodles or mixed with macaroni & cheese.

The idea of serving chili over noodles (sometimes with raw onion, shredded cheese and oyster crackers :shock: but we’re not going to talk about that) may offend some purists but it’s damned tasty and the spaghetti helps to absorb some of the spicy juice and grease. It also probably reduces farting but my study is still in peer review.

Chili mac seems to be standard operating practice in the Midwest where I’m from originally. There are a lot of differences in subregional chili spicing but in general, Midwestern chili uses a finer grind of meat which makes it work better with noodles than a Texas style chili with coarser chunks of meat.

As for combining chili with mac & cheese, I think the flavors work fine together but I’d rather keep them separate on my plate and mix them in my mouth. Chili mac ranks lower than macaroni and cheese alone for that reason.

Was really hoping Cincinnati chili 3-way was going to be its own entry. But this will do. Also wondering if the Mediterranean noodle dish that served as its inspiration will show up here.
Spaghetti was already listed.
 
#36 Chili Mac
Origin The American Midwest

The purpose of this thread is to celebrate noodles and sweat the details about types of chili. So it is in this spirit that I’m defining chili mac to include any chili served over spaghetti noodles or mixed with macaroni & cheese.

The idea of serving chili over noodles (sometimes with raw onion, shredded cheese and oyster crackers :shock: but we’re not going to talk about that) may offend some purists but it’s damned tasty and the spaghetti helps to absorb some of the spicy juice and grease. It also probably reduces farting but my study is still in peer review.

Chili mac seems to be standard operating practice in the Midwest where I’m from originally. There are a lot of differences in subregional chili spicing but in general, Midwestern chili uses a finer grind of meat which makes it work better with noodles than a Texas style chili with coarser chunks of meat.

As for combining chili with mac & cheese, I think the flavors work fine together but I’d rather keep them separate on my plate and mix them in my mouth. Chili mac ranks lower than macaroni and cheese alone for that reason.

Was really hoping Cincinnati chili 3-way was going to be its own entry. But this will do. Also wondering if the Mediterranean noodle dish that served as its inspiration will show up here.
Spaghetti was already listed.
Huh?
 
#36 Chili Mac
Origin The American Midwest

The purpose of this thread is to celebrate noodles and sweat the details about types of chili. So it is in this spirit that I’m defining chili mac to include any chili served over spaghetti noodles or mixed with macaroni & cheese.

The idea of serving chili over noodles (sometimes with raw onion, shredded cheese and oyster crackers :shock: but we’re not going to talk about that) may offend some purists but it’s damned tasty and the spaghetti helps to absorb some of the spicy juice and grease. It also probably reduces farting but my study is still in peer review.

Chili mac seems to be standard operating practice in the Midwest where I’m from originally. There are a lot of differences in subregional chili spicing but in general, Midwestern chili uses a finer grind of meat which makes it work better with noodles than a Texas style chili with coarser chunks of meat.

As for combining chili with mac & cheese, I think the flavors work fine together but I’d rather keep them separate on my plate and mix them in my mouth. Chili mac ranks lower than macaroni and cheese alone for that reason.

Was really hoping Cincinnati chili 3-way was going to be its own entry. But this will do. Also wondering if the Mediterranean noodle dish that served as its inspiration will show up here.
Spaghetti was already listed.
Huh?
what?
 
Aight. I live in a small town with terrible dining options but one of the only good ones is Thai. Pad See Ew has been ordered. I am legit excited. I've been there maybe 6-7 times and never had it.
I’m thinking about the same for lunch. My wife not into Thai food, so not one that I’ve ventured into too often. I’m WFHing today though, so maybe a lunch pickup.
 
#36 Chili Mac
Origin The American Midwest

The purpose of this thread is to celebrate noodles and sweat the details about types of chili. So it is in this spirit that I’m defining chili mac to include any chili served over spaghetti noodles or mixed with macaroni & cheese.

The idea of serving chili over noodles (sometimes with raw onion, shredded cheese and oyster crackers :shock: but we’re not going to talk about that) may offend some purists but it’s damned tasty and the spaghetti helps to absorb some of the spicy juice and grease. It also probably reduces farting but my study is still in peer review.

Chili mac seems to be standard operating practice in the Midwest where I’m from originally. There are a lot of differences in subregional chili spicing but in general, Midwestern chili uses a finer grind of meat which makes it work better with noodles than a Texas style chili with coarser chunks of meat.

As for combining chili with mac & cheese, I think the flavors work fine together but I’d rather keep them separate on my plate and mix them in my mouth. Chili mac ranks lower than macaroni and cheese alone for that reason.

Was really hoping Cincinnati chili 3-way was going to be its own entry. But this will do. Also wondering if the Mediterranean noodle dish that served as its inspiration will show up here.
It is a mystery to me that I don’t particularly like Cincy chili even while liking that Greek dish quite a bit. And not all of that can come down to a ****load of baked bechamel. I just think the drier baked texture of the meat sauce is more appealing. It was never the baking spices that bothered me.
 
#35 Udon
Origin: Japan

I said I wasn’t going to differentiate between the many shapes of Italian pasta but I am going to split out the principal varieties of Japanese noodles. There are differences in the grain used to make them and there simply aren’t as many types. Besides as I’ve already mentioned I’m Japanese on my mother’s side.

Udon is made from wheat flour and is the thickest of the main Japanese noodles. They're most commonly served in a soy dashi broth but it can also be cooked in shabu shabu or sauteed in sauce. Udon noodles aren't my favorite because the noodles are a bit too fat. Their texture is interesting. but the thick strands are doughy and don't pick up enough flavor from the broth or sauce.
 
#34 Gnocchi
Origin: Italy*

Good thing this one is timed for the Friday afternoon news dump because here we go again with dumplings that I don’t know how to rank fairly. Gnocchi is the Italian name for dumplings made from a potato, wheat flour and egg dough. *Many European cultures have variations on the basic concept but gnocchi are the best known.

I admit I’ve only cooked pre-made gnocchi although I’ve eaten homemade ones which obviously are better. I don’t love them enough to make my own even though the process looks pretty straightforward. I prefer them in an simple oily sauce like a brown butter rather than with a tomato-based topping.

My feelings about gnocchi are similar to what I just wrote about udon: they’re just a little too doughy and heavy so they tend to negate the flavors of the sauce or broth more than a finer noodle would. If your nonna used to make gnocchi that were fluffy pillows of deliciousness, don’t complain because you’re the real winner.
 
#34 Gnocchi
Origin: Italy*

Good thing this one is timed for the Friday afternoon news dump because here we go again with dumplings that I don’t know how to rank fairly. Gnocchi is the Italian name for dumplings made from a potato, wheat flour and egg dough. *Many European cultures have variations on the basic concept but gnocchi are the best known.

I admit I’ve only cooked pre-made gnocchi although I’ve eaten homemade ones which obviously are better. I don’t love them enough to make my own even though the process looks pretty straightforward. I prefer them in an simple oily sauce like a brown butter rather than with a tomato-based topping.

My feelings about gnocchi are similar to what I just wrote about udon: they’re just a little too doughy and heavy so they tend to negate the flavors of the sauce or broth more than a finer noodle would. If your nonna used to make gnocchi that were fluffy pillows of deliciousness, don’t complain because you’re the real winner.

This would be tough to rank for me because there is so much bad gnocchi out there. It's not like regular pasta where yo ucan buy a box and still be good. Store bought is almost always awful and probably wouldn't make a ranking list for me.

But a properly fluffy and tender homemade gnocchi might be top 10 for me. Also dependent a bit on the sauce used.
 
My completely improvised noodle lunch today. Momofoku Tingly Wavy noodles with a fried egg, some fake crab, and a bit of extra chili crisp. Which is sadly better than most Asian I can get in Syracuse.
I think Momofuku and Trader Joe's use the same noodles from A-Sha. I personally love the TJ's version and they are less than half the cost. I also usually doctor it up with a fried egg, green onions and chili crisp.
 
#33 Pasta alla Norma
Origin: Sicily

Alla Norma refers to a tomato-based sauce containing eggplant. It’s a Sicilian dish named in honor of the 1831 bel canto opera Norma by the Sicilian composer Vincenzo Bellini.

It’s a solid vegetarian option that I prefer to a Primavera. Eggplants are time consuming to work with and take up a lot of kitchen workspace. After you slice and sweat the eggplant, you can roast, fry or sautee it before adding it to the sauce. I’ve seen recipes that bread the eggplant before frying but you may as well just have eggplant parm if you’re going to do all that.

Pasta alla Norma is all about texture. The eggplant doesn’t bring a lot of flavor but its flesh absorbs the flavors of the sauce like a sponge and the skin adds some character to the dish. Let’s serve this with a rigatoni and hope some of the eggplant works its way into the tubes.
 
#34 Gnocchi
Origin: Italy*

Good thing this one is timed for the Friday afternoon news dump because here we go again with dumplings that I don’t know how to rank fairly. Gnocchi is the Italian name for dumplings made from a potato, wheat flour and egg dough. *Many European cultures have variations on the basic concept but gnocchi are the best known.

I admit I’ve only cooked pre-made gnocchi although I’ve eaten homemade ones which obviously are better. I don’t love them enough to make my own even though the process looks pretty straightforward. I prefer them in an simple oily sauce like a brown butter rather than with a tomato-based topping.

My feelings about gnocchi are similar to what I just wrote about udon: they’re just a little too doughy and heavy so they tend to negate the flavors of the sauce or broth more than a finer noodle would. If your nonna used to make gnocchi that were fluffy pillows of deliciousness, don’t complain because you’re the real winner.
i also prefer a northern style gnocchi.. boil, then sear with sage, brown butter, pancetta.

after being a sous in an italian restaurant, i have been deterred from making homemade pastas. love it but labor intensive (along with spaetzle).
 
#33 Pasta alla Norma
Origin: Sicily

Alla Norma refers to a tomato-based sauce containing eggplant. It’s a Sicilian dish named in honor of the 1831 bel canto opera Norma by the Sicilian composer Vincenzo Bellini.

It’s a solid vegetarian option that I prefer to a Primavera. Eggplants are time consuming to work with and take up a lot of kitchen workspace. After you slice and sweat the eggplant, you can roast, fry or sautee it before adding it to the sauce. I’ve seen recipes that bread the eggplant before frying but you may as well just have eggplant parm if you’re going to do all that.

Pasta alla Norma is all about texture. The eggplant doesn’t bring a lot of flavor but its flesh absorbs the flavors of the sauce like a sponge and the skin adds some character to the dish. Let’s serve this with a rigatoni and hope some of the eggplant works its way into the tubes.

🙂
 
#33 Pasta alla Norma
Origin: Sicily

Alla Norma refers to a tomato-based sauce containing eggplant. It’s a Sicilian dish named in honor of the 1831 bel canto opera Norma by the Sicilian composer Vincenzo Bellini.

It’s a solid vegetarian option that I prefer to a Primavera. Eggplants are time consuming to work with and take up a lot of kitchen workspace. After you slice and sweat the eggplant, you can roast, fry or sautee it before adding it to the sauce. I’ve seen recipes that bread the eggplant before frying but you may as well just have eggplant parm if you’re going to do all that.

Pasta alla Norma is all about texture. The eggplant doesn’t bring a lot of flavor but its flesh absorbs the flavors of the sauce like a sponge and the skin adds some character to the dish. Let’s serve this with a rigatoni and hope some of the eggplant works its way into the tubes.
This is too low in the rankings, IMO. This dish is spectacular. One of the most favorite things for my kids that I make.
 
#52 - Wonton Soup
Origin: China or a styrofoam takeout container

Our first dumplings (excluding Chef Boyardee ravioli) are small meat filled noodles served in a lightly seasoned chicken broth. Like almost all the entries from here on out, it's possible to find or make a delicious version of wonton soup but I'm giving it a low ranking based on the average offering from a Cantonese restaurant. It's a safe and boring menu item that's usually indifferently prepared with the dumplings either under or overdone. As you'll see coming up, I'm generally not a big soup fan but you can do a lot better than wonton soup.
What are your thoughts on the egg noodles that come with the wontons? There's 2 types of noodles in the bowl.
 
Like most noodles, udon varies depending on the soup/sauce that it comes with. Spicy tantan udon might be my favorite japanese noodle.
 
#32 Pad Thai
Origin: Thailand

Pad Thai is Thailand’s national dish even though the recipe originated in China. It was renamed almost a century ago as part of the Thai nationalist movement that overthrew the Siamese monarchy. The new government went as far to distribute this recipe when it handed out out free noodle carts to some lucky citizens. The recipe needs no introduction but it’s rice noodles fried with shrimp or tofu, some aromatic vegetables and egg. The sauce is distinctively sweet and savory with the fish sauce acting in harmony with the sugar and lime (or tamarind) juice.

Yesterday’s Pad See Ew fans will be up in arms about getting ranked behind Pad Thai but there’s no denying that Pad Thai is the popular choice when it comes to Thai noodles. I can see their point; if I was in Bangkok and down to my last hundred baht I’d probably order Pad See Ew. In fact I never order Pad Thai when I’m out for Thai because somebody else at the table invariably does. Pad Thai never disappoints when it comes to the table. The noodle’s sweetness acts as a palate cleanser between bites of spicier Thai dishes. It’s a great team player like Derrick White, Robert Horry or Junior Bridgeman (RIP).

I’ve rambled on too long already but just a sentence about the toppings. Sometimes the accessories make the outfit; the mung bean sprouts and chopped peanuts are an essential element that adds a cool and delicious crunch to the dish.
 
#35 Udon
Origin: Japan

I said I wasn’t going to differentiate between the many shapes of Italian pasta but I am going to split out the principal varieties of Japanese noodles. There are differences in the grain used to make them and there simply aren’t as many types. Besides as I’ve already mentioned I’m Japanese on my mother’s side.

Udon is made from wheat flour and is the thickest of the main Japanese noodles. They're most commonly served in a soy dashi broth but it can also be cooked in shabu shabu or sauteed in sauce. Udon noodles aren't my favorite because the noodles are a bit too fat. Their texture is interesting. but the thick strands are doughy and don't pick up enough flavor from the broth or sauce.
I love the chewiness of Udon. But I'm sure some of it is novelty. I slightly prefer Yaki Udon to its more popular cousin.
 
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#32 Pad Thai
Origin: Thailand

Pad Thai is Thailand’s national dish even though the recipe originated in China. It was renamed almost a century ago as part of the Thai nationalist movement that overthrew the Siamese monarchy. The new government went as far to distribute this recipe when it handed out out free noodle carts to some lucky citizens. The recipe needs no introduction but it’s rice noodles fried with shrimp or tofu, some aromatic vegetables and egg. The sauce is distinctively sweet and savory with the fish sauce acting in harmony with the sugar and lime (or tamarind) juice.

Yesterday’s Pad See Ew fans will be up in arms about getting ranked behind Pad Thai but there’s no denying that Pad Thai is the popular choice when it comes to Thai noodles. I can see their point; if I was in Bangkok and down to my last hundred baht I’d probably order Pad See Ew. In fact I never order Pad Thai when I’m out for Thai because somebody else at the table invariably does. Pad Thai never disappoints when it comes to the table. The noodle’s sweetness acts as a palate cleanser between bites of spicier Thai dishes. It’s a great team player like Derrick White, Robert Horry or Junior Bridgeman (RIP).

I’ve rambled on too long already but just a sentence about the toppings. Sometimes the accessories make the outfit; the mung bean sprouts and chopped peanuts are an essential element that adds a cool and delicious crunch to the dish.
Pad Thai is one of those dishes where I feel I've only really had it as intended a handful of times as compared to a watered-down version for American palates. When I've had it at better Thai restaurants, it's just so flavorful. Much more sour (probably using tamarind over lime). Much funkier (amping up the fish sauce or even using those briny dried shrimp I see at Asian markets). I've read that the dish is supposed to really showcase the five types of flavors and I don't get that from my local Thai joint up here. I get something tasty but kind of one or two note. Kind of like peanut butter with a little lime kick. I often really like starting it and am getting a bit sick of it by the end of a typical giant-sized American portion.

I will say that I love to have it at Tiki Thai with a ****load of Tiki cocktails when I'm down to visit my mother. Asian noodles and Tiki drinks are a match made in heaven.
 
#31 Macaroni and Cheese (boxed)
Origin: A big factory and a tall cardboard box

I’m splitting off packaged macaroni and cheese from the real baked stuff. The Kraft stuff definitely comes out second best but who doesn’t love it once in a while? I guess we’ll find out in the replies.

I don’t want to know what’s in the magic cheesy dust but packaged mac & cheese is an affordable, one-pot side starch when you don’t feel like potatoes or rice. I usually shred some extra cheese and add it along with the milk and butter. Maybe a little white pepper too but that’s about it for customization. The nostalgic reliability of boxed mac & cheese is part of its appeal.

You can’t live on a change-up unless you’re Trevor Hoffman so I don’t overdo it on boxed mac and cheese. We have it about once a month or less and I never cook two boxes for a meal; I’d rather run out than have leftovers because it’s nasty the second day. But I do always keep a couple of boxes on hand for when the spirit moves me. I’ve had a box of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos flavored mac & cheese taking up shelf space for almost a year now but that particular spirit hasn’t appeared yet.
 
#31 Macaroni and Cheese (boxed)
Origin: A big factory and a tall cardboard box

I’m splitting off packaged macaroni and cheese from the real baked stuff. The Kraft stuff definitely comes out second best but who doesn’t love it once in a while? I guess we’ll find out in the replies.

I don’t want to know what’s in the magic cheesy dust but packaged mac & cheese is an affordable, one-pot side starch when you don’t feel like potatoes or rice. I usually shred some extra cheese and add it along with the milk and butter. Maybe a little white pepper too but that’s about it for customization. The nostalgic reliability of boxed mac & cheese is part of its appeal.

You can’t live on a change-up unless you’re Trevor Hoffman so I don’t overdo it on boxed mac and cheese. We have it about once a month or less and I never cook two boxes for a meal; I’d rather run out than have leftovers because it’s nasty the second day. But I do always keep a couple of boxes on hand for when the spirit moves me. I’ve had a box of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos flavored mac & cheese taking up shelf space for almost a year now but that particular spirit hasn’t appeared yet.

I cant remember if Lambskin included the Mac & Cheese dust in his cheese rankings, but it might be the only ultra-processed cheese I wouldnt get snobby about.

Boxed Mac & Cheese is to noodles what Taco Bell is to Mexican Food. It doesn't really count, but it's still cravaeble as hell.
 

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