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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
That was awesome. 
McGarnicle
Footballguy
What are the odds Josh already knew? That's a tough way to find out.
TLEF316
Footballguy
He had to have already known. No chance that moron could have acted that happy on TV 10 minutes after finding that out.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
The whole thing could've gone right over his head too.
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
Could that suit have been any tighter on Josh when he proposed? Was waiting for a button to shoot off and kill a gaffer.
Jayrok
Footballguy
Good grief Nick is more boring than Marcus. Happy couple coming up, but first, 15 minutes of wet blanket Nick stammering and staring into the abyss. Man that was painful. Then hit told everyone he nailed Andi. Harrison could have really milked that issue when Josh came out, but they let it go.
TLEF316
Footballguy
Yeah, that was pretty funny. That button was hanging on for dear life.
And the odds that he actually came up with that whole pre-proposal monologue? I'd say roughly 50,000 - 1.
Jayrok
Footballguy
Yeah, I thought Andi was going to say "shut up... just shut up... you had me at hello."
see I don't get this.....why is it a #### move....?....guy was pretty upset and this probably had a lot to do with it.....she obviously was sending him very strong signals that he was the man.....it doesn't get much stronger than having sex with him......she took him by surprise with her vist when she dumped him and he was confused....
why does he have to "not talk about that part" when he is being asked to spill his guts on why he is so upset.....they want him to be real and show/expalin his emotions, but he is not supposed to talk about probably one of the biggest reasons why?......had Andi maybe given him the time of day when he was trying to contact her, she may have been able to avoid him outing her on live TV.....
I guess I just don't get that why on this show, of all shows, some people think there are things that are "off limits" and shouldn't be brought up.....the show lives off #### like this......IMO that was one of the best Bach moments ever......and you know the producers loved every minute of it......
but for once I wish the show would nut up and go ahead and realize what type of show they really are at their core and ask follow up questions to Andi and Josh about what Nick said....
Andi, does Josh know?
Have you guys discussed it?
Josh, how did you feel when Nick said that? Did it change anything?
ask the questions people want to hear answers to, instead of pretending like this is some kind of show that is really "above all that"....gimme a break....
I'm glad Nick was honest and didn't let them get away with making her seem like she was the normal litle princess.....Andi chose to sleep with a guy on a reality TV show, when you agree to be on these shows, there is pretty much nothing that is really "off limits".....
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
Yeah but Nick comes off as the most colossal vag imaginable by still acting devastated months later. No matter what, I'd be there smiling, saying I'm dating around and having a good time, and wish Andi best of luck with baseball robot.
RUSF18
Footballguy
Probably a #### move because normally there's not a public outlet to announce to millions of people that they had sex. And isn't the better question, here in 2014, why two adults having sex after developing a semi-serious relationship is considered such a big deal?
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
Perhaps because at the time they had sex, Andi had pretty much made up her mind that she would become engaged to the "former professional baseball player."
butcher boy
Footballguy
Cant believe Nick transformed from the quiet, confident dude to such a ##### momma's boy. Really Nick? Having sex is stuff only fiancés do? What are you Mormon or something? It's months later. Grow some balls and go bang some other chick and maybe go to the grocery store with her.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
My wife and I both said the same thing..."Man...that suit fit is awful." He had BOTH buttons on a 2 button suit buttoned. That's the 1st rule of suit buttons...never the bottom button man!
You'd think that if they can pay for all this stuff, they could at least hire a fashion coordinator for them. I'm sure Andi gets some help.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
While he acted like a little girl, I would still much rather be Nick, the guy that got dumped instead of being the guy she chooses. Josh gets to watch this show and see that while him and Andi were falling in love, Andi was making out with a half dozen different guys and banged Nick days before he proposed.
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
The producers wish they could clone Josh. Dumb, wears the stupid scarves without complaint, and acts like he hasn't seen a woman in 5 years. Most perfect casting on this show in years.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Man, how great would it be to just punch Clare in the face repeatedly?
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Holy crap, they must be passing out crazy pills like tic-tacs. These chicks ain't right.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I was happy that Slot Machine got a rose. She seems like a genuinely nice girl. On the other hand.........never mind.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'm hip deep in Episode 7. Nick comes out, right?
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
So right now I'm 80-40
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Bachelor in Paradise has the makings of epic trash TV.
-You've got a scenario that basically forces people into relationships if they want to keep their 15 minutes of fame going.
-You've got type-A macho guys.
-You've got over-the-top emotional
girls (aka girls)
-You've got a house that overlooks the beach, meaning most of the "action" will be in plain view of everyone.
-You've got the bachelor production crew who know how to concoct a good story line. (and make one of their own based on the previews and comments)
Oh...and you've got a 1-armed girl who needs some self confidence, a guy who is fresh off a break-up with the last Bachelorette, and Teets McGee who has a complex after being let go on night 1.
Oh joy.
ETA: Apparently can't say ####, so I'll say Teets...like a cow....only with 2 nipples instead of 4.
-You've got a scenario that basically forces people into relationships if they want to keep their 15 minutes of fame going.
-You've got type-A macho guys.
-You've got over-the-top emotional
girls (aka girls)-You've got a house that overlooks the beach, meaning most of the "action" will be in plain view of everyone.
-You've got the bachelor production crew who know how to concoct a good story line. (and make one of their own based on the previews and comments)
Oh...and you've got a 1-armed girl who needs some self confidence, a guy who is fresh off a break-up with the last Bachelorette, and Teets McGee who has a complex after being let go on night 1.
Oh joy.
ETA: Apparently can't say ####, so I'll say Teets...like a cow....only with 2 nipples instead of 4.
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PinkydaPimp
Footballguy
i didnt watch this past season of the bachelorette, but this sounds brilliant.... might have to watch thisBachelor in Paradise has the makings of epic trash TV.
-You've got a scenario that basically forces people into relationships if they want to keep their 15 minutes of fame going.
-You've got type-A macho guys.
-You've got over-the-top emotional
-You've got a house that overlooks the beach, meaning most of the "action" will be in plain view of everyone.
-You've got the bachelor production crew who know how to concoct a good story line. (and make one of their own based on the previews and comments)
Oh...and you've got a 1-armed girl who needs some self confidence, a guy who is fresh off a break-up with the last Bachelorette, and Teets McGee who has a complex after being let go on night 1.
Oh joy.
ETA: Apparently can't say ####, so I'll say Teets...like a cow....only with 2 nipples instead of 4.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Agree with all of this except the type-A macho guys. As usual they all come off weak, naive and at times effeminate to me. Which of course is why the show works, if you consider the target demographic. Marquell is maybe the weakest brother ever put on television. If black guys watched this show, they'd be so pissed!i didnt watch this past season of the bachelorette, but this sounds brilliant.... might have to watch thisBachelor in Paradise has the makings of epic trash TV.
-You've got a scenario that basically forces people into relationships if they want to keep their 15 minutes of fame going.
-You've got type-A macho guys.
-You've got over-the-top emotional
-You've got a house that overlooks the beach, meaning most of the "action" will be in plain view of everyone.
-You've got the bachelor production crew who know how to concoct a good story line. (and make one of their own based on the previews and comments)
Oh...and you've got a 1-armed girl who needs some self confidence, a guy who is fresh off a break-up with the last Bachelorette, and Teets McGee who has a complex after being let go on night 1.
Oh joy.
ETA: Apparently can't say ####, so I'll say Teets...like a cow....only with 2 nipples instead of 4.
Joe T
Footballguy
PinkydaPimp
Footballguy
oh black and white cookie dude! LMAO. He is a cheeseball. Though i guess i would prefer that over some ignorant dude wearing a durag dancing around the house.Agree with all of this except the type-A macho guys. As usual they all come off weak, naive and at times effeminate to me. Which of course is why the show works, if you consider the target demographic.Marquell is maybe the weakest brother ever put on television. If black guys watched this show, they'd be so pissed!i didnt watch this past season of the bachelorette, but this sounds brilliant.... might have to watch thisBachelor in Paradise has the makings of epic trash TV.
-You've got a scenario that basically forces people into relationships if they want to keep their 15 minutes of fame going.
-You've got type-A macho guys.
-You've got over-the-top emotional
-You've got a house that overlooks the beach, meaning most of the "action" will be in plain view of everyone.
-You've got the bachelor production crew who know how to concoct a good story line. (and make one of their own based on the previews and comments)
Oh...and you've got a 1-armed girl who needs some self confidence, a guy who is fresh off a break-up with the last Bachelorette, and Teets McGee who has a complex after being let go on night 1.
Oh joy.
ETA: Apparently can't say ####, so I'll say Teets...like a cow....only with 2 nipples instead of 4.
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
she wears a bikini VERY well... regular clothes.. not as much
I wish they'd quit running 1-arm out there... it's just uncomfortable.
(HULK)
(Smash)
Fat Nick
Footballguy
SHE makes it awkward. It's not even the fact that she has one arm...it's her.
I did have a thought...in the scene where her and Marcus were jumping into the water, she grabbed his hand...I wondered if they maybe had to shoot that scene twice because maybe he was on the wrong side the 1st time...
(HULK)
(Smash)
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Ad-hoc competitions. No need to force it. The focus will be on the drama.
-Race for Lacy's Ta Ta's
-Dodge the objects thrown by crazy AshLee if you even mention Graham's name
-Tutorial on how to get a 1-armed girl out of the love tree gently
pantherclub
Footballguy
so whats the dramatic tease for next week where hanson is trying to break into a girls room? Then some dude breaks both his legs? They are trying to pull me in.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Oh yeah, they are completely fabricating stuff now. Probably 5% or less of whatever they show of that next week will be real. Can't wait.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Somebody posted a spoiler as to what this was earlier in this thread...I'm actually excited to see this play out...
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