"The Bachelor" on ABC (3 Viewers)

[Soulfly3]

By the looks of the trailer, she tells every one of them, in a "one on one" meeting that she inhaled nick's peen..

Also, seems most of the dudes realize she's a sloot. Ryan Gosling even mentioned it during his rage fest when he mentioned that she's gonna bang everyone in the fantasy suite.

 

[dhockster]

I love the editing on Ian. Just after they have him say how he hated hanging out with guys who only talked about sex, poop, and flatulence, they had him saying "God, I need some sex".

That was classic.

 

[Jayrok]

I love the editing on Ian. Just after they have him say how he hated hanging out with guys who only talked about sex, poop, and flatulence, they had him saying "God, I need some sex".

That was classic.

yep. Ian is full of ####.

 

[sublimeone]

Two things, having actually watched last night's episode since there's no more NHL/NBA...

1. I feel like this was all staged by the Disney Corporation to ensure any younger girls watching believe "SEX = BAD!!! And you will regret it forever!" They made her react like she had some random Irish hooligan bend her over a sink of a pub bathroom (and yes, I'd watch).

2. Further confirming that this girl isn't anywhere near as cool as she first appeared, I give you her drinking white wine while in the Guinness factory. Massive red flag.

or maybe she just went on tv and acted like a sloot?

 

[dhockster]

Two things, having actually watched last night's episode since there's no more NHL/NBA...

1. I feel like this was all staged by the Disney Corporation to ensure any younger girls watching believe "SEX = BAD!!! And you will regret it forever!" They made her react like she had some random Irish hooligan bend her over a sink of a pub bathroom (and yes, I'd watch).

2. Further confirming that this girl isn't anywhere near as cool as she first appeared, I give you her drinking white wine while in the Guinness factory. Massive red flag.

or maybe she just went on tv and acted like a sloot?

I like your spelling of the word Sloot.

It caused my brain to come up with these definitions:

Slit - A narrow opening

Slot - A narrow opening, bigger than a slit

Sloot - A wide opening, much bigger than a slit or a slot

 

[Henry Ford]

Two things, having actually watched last night's episode since there's no more NHL/NBA...

1. I feel like this was all staged by the Disney Corporation to ensure any younger girls watching believe "SEX = BAD!!! And you will regret it forever!" They made her react like she had some random Irish hooligan bend her over a sink of a pub bathroom (and yes, I'd watch).

2. Further confirming that this girl isn't anywhere near as cool as she first appeared, I give you her drinking white wine while in the Guinness factory. Massive red flag.

Stop judging Irish hooligans.

 

[Scoresman]

I wonder if the show is so scripted that they gave her the wine to drink to make her look more classy on TV than if she had a beer. I'm thinking that's the case.

 

[Soulfly3]

I wonder if the show is so scripted that they gave her the wine to drink to make her look more classy on TV than if she had a beer. I'm thinking that's the case.

considering the guys are always bringing up how much she enjoys beer and rye...

yes

 

[krista4]

Fake Ryan Gosling sure is whiny.

He sure is... good grief. Did he expect she wouldn't have any feelings for anyone else?

His melt-down is exactly the same as Britt's last year. Got all the early attention and established himself as the favorite, and then when she showed interest in anyone else or didn't give him each and every rose, he can't handle it. Eerily similar. Unfortunately, unlike Britt I don't think he'll be kicked off.

 

[General Malaise]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

GM knocking it out of the park these last few pages. Not sure what show the rest of you guys are watching.

Her body rocks as do her tattoos. So so hot.

I didn't say she wasn't attractive. She is, and some moments I think she is hot. And she has a cool personality and I agree that is why she is on the show. It isn't because she has a banging body, that's for sure. It was posted above that her ### was smokin'... I just don't see it being much better than average. To each his own.

Hold up....you think Kaitlyn's bottom is AVERAGE? Have you been to a water park anywhere in the USA? That is not an average bottom, dude....that's an above average bottom.

 

[General Malaise]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

I love that she's a little dirty and wants to play ball. You squares want to see another fussy, prudish girl who is behaving like a straight-A student looking for wide-eyed Disney romance? Sounds fun.

I'd love it if she got railed by a new guy every week and the guys had fist fights over it. The show is mindless fun for me. But if we're taking the show at face value and assume she's really looking for a husband, she's a moron for banging Nick (I'm assuming it's Nick). Because now she's narrowed her choices down to:A)Nick.

B)Any remaining guy who is a weak beta cuckold and doesn't have the self-respect to immediately leave this whore after finding out she banged Nick.

I put myself in their shoes and I can't imagine sticking around in that scenario. If they banged once, they're banging. How am I going to have dinner with this floozy without imagining her wiping Nick's load off her face last night? How am I supposed to possibly get engaged to this woman in a few weeks?

This is so dumb...so you have only dated girls who were virgins prior to meeting you? You just cannot stomach the notion that any girl you are with has slept with another man? Give me a break.

 

[General Malaise]

Cranberries haven't played in front of this many people in over a decade

 

[General Malaise]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

 

[Fat Nick]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

I thought the same thing. I was very happy he got a rose.

 

[krista4]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

Yeah, I've moved on to trying to figure out who will be the next Bachelor. None of this crop stands out as a likely choice (though I agree Joe would be great).

 

[krista4]

Thought Tanner's poem last night at the wake was fantastic.

 

[General Malaise]

Fake Ryan Gosling sure is whiny.

He sure is... good grief. Did he expect she wouldn't have any feelings for anyone else?

His melt-down is exactly the same as Britt's last year. Got all the early attention and established himself as the favorite, and then when she showed interest in anyone else or didn't give him each and every rose, he can't handle it. Eerily similar. Unfortunately, unlike Britt I don't think he'll be kicked off.

Hard to believe a personal trainer so into his body and hair would have a weak mental makeup.

 

[Jayrok]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

GM knocking it out of the park these last few pages. Not sure what show the rest of you guys are watching.

Her body rocks as do her tattoos. So so hot.

I didn't say she wasn't attractive. She is, and some moments I think she is hot. And she has a cool personality and I agree that is why she is on the show. It isn't because she has a banging body, that's for sure. It was posted above that her ### was smokin'... I just don't see it being much better than average. To each his own.

Hold up....you think Kaitlyn's bottom is AVERAGE? Have you been to a water park anywhere in the USA? That is not an average bottom, dude....that's an above average bottom.

yeah, average. I don't mean average for all women in the world or US. She is clearly prettier than many women you might find at any water park USA. I mean average for someone who is depicted as an object of beauty on tv. Like I said, to each his own.

 

[Jayrok]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

I like Joe as well. I also like the splotchy beard guy.

 

[General Malaise]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

GM knocking it out of the park these last few pages. Not sure what show the rest of you guys are watching.

Her body rocks as do her tattoos. So so hot.

I didn't say she wasn't attractive. She is, and some moments I think she is hot. And she has a cool personality and I agree that is why she is on the show. It isn't because she has a banging body, that's for sure. It was posted above that her ### was smokin'... I just don't see it being much better than average. To each his own.

Hold up....you think Kaitlyn's bottom is AVERAGE? Have you been to a water park anywhere in the USA? That is not an average bottom, dude....that's an above average bottom.

yeah, average. I don't mean average for all women in the world or US. She is clearly prettier than many women you might find at any water park USA. I mean average for someone who is depicted as an object of beauty on tv. Like I said, to each his own.

Really only one photo of her butt that I can find and I think it's quite good. When I think of 'average' bottom, I think of what you might find at the Great Wolf Lodge in Sandusky, OH.

 

[krista4]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

I like Joe as well. I also like the splotchy beard guy.

I like splotchy beard guy and also like the name, "splotchy beard guy."

 

[Soulfly3]

she reminds me of pennsatucky from Orange is the new Black

 

[Jayrok]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

GM knocking it out of the park these last few pages. Not sure what show the rest of you guys are watching.

Her body rocks as do her tattoos. So so hot.

I didn't say she wasn't attractive. She is, and some moments I think she is hot. And she has a cool personality and I agree that is why she is on the show. It isn't because she has a banging body, that's for sure. It was posted above that her ### was smokin'... I just don't see it being much better than average. To each his own.

Hold up....you think Kaitlyn's bottom is AVERAGE? Have you been to a water park anywhere in the USA? That is not an average bottom, dude....that's an above average bottom.

yeah, average. I don't mean average for all women in the world or US. She is clearly prettier than many women you might find at any water park USA. I mean average for someone who is depicted as an object of beauty on tv. Like I said, to each his own.

Really only one photo of her butt that I can find and I think it's quite good. When I think of 'average' bottom, I think of what you might find at the Great Wolf Lodge in Sandusky, OH.

well I've never been to Sandusky, OH, so I can't say. I've seen the pic that was posted in this thread too. Just not a fan.

 

[offdee]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

I love that she's a little dirty and wants to play ball. You squares want to see another fussy, prudish girl who is behaving like a straight-A student looking for wide-eyed Disney romance? Sounds fun.

I'd love it if she got railed by a new guy every week and the guys had fist fights over it. The show is mindless fun for me. But if we're taking the show at face value and assume she's really looking for a husband, she's a moron for banging Nick (I'm assuming it's Nick). Because now she's narrowed her choices down to:A)Nick.

B)Any remaining guy who is a weak beta cuckold and doesn't have the self-respect to immediately leave this whore after finding out she banged Nick.

I put myself in their shoes and I can't imagine sticking around in that scenario. If they banged once, they're banging. How am I going to have dinner with this floozy without imagining her wiping Nick's load off her face last night? How am I supposed to possibly get engaged to this woman in a few weeks?

This is so dumb...so you have only dated girls who were virgins prior to meeting you? You just cannot stomach the notion that any girl you are with has slept with another man? Give me a break.

A little different when you are in the midst of dating that woman and you think you are falling in love. It's about respect at that point.

 

[General Malaise]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

I love that she's a little dirty and wants to play ball. You squares want to see another fussy, prudish girl who is behaving like a straight-A student looking for wide-eyed Disney romance? Sounds fun.

I'd love it if she got railed by a new guy every week and the guys had fist fights over it. The show is mindless fun for me. But if we're taking the show at face value and assume she's really looking for a husband, she's a moron for banging Nick (I'm assuming it's Nick). Because now she's narrowed her choices down to:A)Nick.

B)Any remaining guy who is a weak beta cuckold and doesn't have the self-respect to immediately leave this whore after finding out she banged Nick.

I put myself in their shoes and I can't imagine sticking around in that scenario. If they banged once, they're banging. How am I going to have dinner with this floozy without imagining her wiping Nick's load off her face last night? How am I supposed to possibly get engaged to this woman in a few weeks?

This is so dumb...so you have only dated girls who were virgins prior to meeting you? You just cannot stomach the notion that any girl you are with has slept with another man? Give me a break.

A little different when you are in the midst of dating that woman and you think you are falling in love. It's about respect at that point.

So...if you were in this position, you'd turn her offer of sex down out of respect to the other contestants?

Look, she's going to test the waters. This is concentric dating. If you sign up for this show and are aghast that women just might have sex with the other men trying to make it to the end, you best not sign up for this show.

 

[krista4]

I've used all my likes today in the Bachelor thread.

 

[Jayrok]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

I like Joe as well. I also like the splotchy beard guy.

I like splotchy beard guy and also like the name, "splotchy beard guy."

What did you think about Britt and her new boyfriend meeting her mom?

mom: He seems like a nice friend.

Britt: Is that they way you see him? I'd hope we have more than just friendship here.

mom: ...

:crickets:

Britt: Mom sure used the word friend a lot... **is there nothing more?** huh..

 

[Scoresman]

Can we split this thread into Reality Steve readers only and Reality Steve doesnt exist threads?

 

[krista4]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

I like Joe as well. I also like the splotchy beard guy.

I like splotchy beard guy and also like the name, "splotchy beard guy."

What did you think about Britt and her new boyfriend meeting her mom?

mom: He seems like a nice friend.

Britt: Is that they way you see him? I'd hope we have more than just friendship here.

mom: ...

:crickets:

Britt: Mom sure used the word friend a lot... **is there nothing more?** huh..

Oh yeah, meant to ask about this. My recording cut off right when Britt said "Is that the way you see him?" Did he come back? What happened? That was really weird.

 

[General Malaise]

Can we split this thread into Reality Steve readers only and Reality Steve doesnt exist threads?

This thread has been around a long time. Start your own thread if you want to discuss spoilers please.

 

[General Malaise]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

I like Joe as well. I also like the splotchy beard guy.

I like splotchy beard guy and also like the name, "splotchy beard guy."

What did you think about Britt and her new boyfriend meeting her mom?

mom: He seems like a nice friend.

Britt: Is that they way you see him? I'd hope we have more than just friendship here.

mom: ...

:crickets:

Britt: Mom sure used the word friend a lot... **is there nothing more?** huh..

I think her mom thinks what I think about that guy....gay as a picnic.

 

[dhockster]

If Nick wins, I think Jared will be the next bachelor. Is he splotchy beard guy?

 

[Jayrok]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

I like Joe as well. I also like the splotchy beard guy.

I like splotchy beard guy and also like the name, "splotchy beard guy."

What did you think about Britt and her new boyfriend meeting her mom?

mom: He seems like a nice friend.

Britt: Is that they way you see him? I'd hope we have more than just friendship here.

mom: ...

:crickets:

Britt: Mom sure used the word friend a lot... **is there nothing more?** huh..

I think her mom thinks what I think about that guy....gay as a picnic.

 

[Jayrok]

They won't do it, but that hillbilly Joe from Kentucky would make a great Bachelor. He's funnier than hell. He had a one-liner last night that had me rolling (though I forget it now). I'd like to drink beers with him.

I like Joe as well. I also like the splotchy beard guy.

I like splotchy beard guy and also like the name, "splotchy beard guy."

What did you think about Britt and her new boyfriend meeting her mom?

mom: He seems like a nice friend.

Britt: Is that they way you see him? I'd hope we have more than just friendship here.

mom: ...

:crickets:

Britt: Mom sure used the word friend a lot... **is there nothing more?** huh..

Oh yeah, meant to ask about this. My recording cut off right when Britt said "Is that the way you see him?" Did he come back? What happened? That was really weird.

He didn't come back into the room. Britt talked to the interviewer and basically said she thought he was more than a friend but after talking to her mom she looked like she was questioning her relationship with him. I don't think they've had sex and have been dating for a long time. I don't remember exactly, but I thought her mom eluded to that.

 

[Jayrok]

If Nick wins, I think Jared will be the next bachelor. Is he splotchy beard guy?

Yes, Jared. Couldn't think of his name. He is liked by everyone and probably has many female fans out there watching.

 

[RUSF18]

Figured the sensitive guy with the dead mother was in line to be the next Bachelor.

 

[Gr00vus]

Picnics are homosexual? This is new information.

 

[General Malaise]

Picnics are homosexual? This is new information.

It's a line from Golden Girls. If you can't laugh at Estelle Geddy, well....then you just don't know good humor, sir.

 

[dhockster]

So, who are we left with:

Nick: Favorite to win, unless he somehow throws sleeping with Kaitlyn in the other guys faces.

Jared: Would have been the favorite, if Nick hadn't come along

Sean: Was looking good, but is too whiney and can't live with how the game is played. I think he leaves before Kaitlyn kicks him off.

JJ: He is a doofus who has no reason to have the self confidence that he does. He will go home soon.

Ben Z., Ben H, Tanner, Joe, and dentist are all trailing. I would love to see Tanner get a one on one because his sense of humor might get him back in the game.

God, sometimes I think my name should be Caitlyn (not the bachelorette).

 

[krista4]

So, who are we left with:

Nick: Favorite to win, unless he somehow throws sleeping with Kaitlyn in the other guys faces.

Jared: Would have been the favorite, if Nick hadn't come along

Sean: Was looking good, but is too whiney and can't live with how the game is played. I think he leaves before Kaitlyn kicks him off.

JJ: He is a doofus who has no reason to have the self confidence that he does. He will go home soon.

Ben Z., Ben H, Tanner, Joe, and dentist are all trailing. I would love to see Tanner get a one on one because his sense of humor might get him back in the game.

God, sometimes I think my name should be Caitlyn (not the bachelorette).

I think she likes Ben H enough that he could be in the contending group. He's pretty funny, too, but the Peter Brady thing is distracting.

I think JJ gets sent home on the 2-on-1. It's with Joe, right? Although I don't think Joe is a contender, it's JJ's time to go--way past it, actually. And the fact he was so cocky about it usually indicates he'll go home.

ETA: Could someone remind me why the dentist is called "Cupcake"?

 

[Gr00vus]

ETA: Could someone remind me why the dentist is called "Cupcake"?

I think it has something to do with picnics.

 

[General Malaise]

ETA: Could someone remind me why the dentist is called "Cupcake"?

I think it has something to do with picnics.

He is a bit...too polished.

 

[(HULK)]

So, who are we left with:

Nick: Favorite to win, unless he somehow throws sleeping with Kaitlyn in the other guys faces.

Jared: Would have been the favorite, if Nick hadn't come along

Sean: Was looking good, but is too whiney and can't live with how the game is played. I think he leaves before Kaitlyn kicks him off.

JJ: He is a doofus who has no reason to have the self confidence that he does. He will go home soon.

Ben Z., Ben H, Tanner, Joe, and dentist are all trailing. I would love to see Tanner get a one on one because his sense of humor might get him back in the game.

God, sometimes I think my name should be Caitlyn (not the bachelorette).

I think she likes Ben H enough that he could be in the contending group. He's pretty funny, too, but the Peter Brady thing is distracting.

I think JJ gets sent home on the 2-on-1. It's with Joe, right? Although I don't think Joe is a contender, it's JJ's time to go--way past it, actually. And the fact he was so cocky about it usually indicates he'll go home.

ETA: Could someone remind me why the dentist is called "Cupcake"?

He rolled up in a cupcake night 1

 

[Jayrok]

He came riding into the beginning in a big ole cupcake mobile. Likely looking to take her on a picnic.

 

[Joe T]

GM on fire today.

 

[krista4]

Oh thanks, I missed the first episode.

 

[Soulfly3]

The dentist is the real life Patrick Bateman

so is Nick tho

 

[nirad3]

What a sloot.

 

[TenTimes]

Joe would be a good bachelor, but I'd watch an Ian season, giving each girl a paragraph about why they're not good enough for him. Probably would be the first bachelor to have the house turn on him

Is there always a limo right outside warmed up and waiting to take someone away at a moment's notice?

Why does the host wish her good luck before a rose ceremony?

 

[2Young2BBald]

Is there always a limo right outside warmed up and waiting to take someone away at a moment's notice?

After watching all of the logistics coordination last week for Bachelor in Paradise, I'd say yes. There was a constant stream of vehicles coming on going including multiple GMC Suburbans, including what I assumed was the voted off black one. I was amazed and the number of crew, gear and vehicles they had onsite.