The Birther Conspiracy Thread (1 Viewer)

[timschochet]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

Would you really be happy seeing that? Somehow I doubt it.

 

[mad sweeney]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

No you wouldn't.

 

[jon_mx]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

No you wouldn't.

Try me. It shouldn't be that hard.

 

[TobiasFunke]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

I'll humor your line of thinking here, because I owe it to you after all the laughs you've given me here.I was born in Washington DC. I know this for a fact, because the city gives families little "four packs" of birth certificate replicas, one of which I carry in my wallet (side note- this unsigned card has always been sufficient to satisfy any documentation requirements for jobs or passports or whatever). Washington DC probably has as many unique landmarks as any place in America. Yet I can't recall seeing one single baby picture of me or anyone else in my family that would indicate the location. Do you know why this is? It's because people generally don't run around taking touristy pictures of babies in their own home towns or states. It's a stupid thing to do. You take pictures of babies doing cute things on the floor of the living room, not being held skyward like Simba in front of landmarks that tourists from out of town might find interesting but that you see every day.

 

[The Commish]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

I'll humor your line of thinking here, because I owe it to you after all the laughs you've given me here.I was born in Washington DC. I know this for a fact, because the city gives families little "four packs" of birth certificate replicas, one of which I carry in my wallet (side note- this unsigned card has always been sufficient to satisfy any documentation requirements for jobs or passports or whatever). Washington DC probably has as many unique landmarks as any place in America. Yet I can't recall seeing one single baby picture of me or anyone else in my family that would indicate the location. Do you know why this is? It's because people generally don't run around taking touristy pictures of babies in their own home towns or states. It's a stupid thing to do. You take pictures of babies doing cute things on the floor of the living room, not being held skyward like Simba in front of landmarks that tourists from out of town might find interesting but that you see every day.

I was thinking exactly this, but I don't have the energy to run down that path.

 

[Jayrod]

2,262 Posts!!!

 

[Sam Quentin]

2,262 Posts!!!

It would be more if we didn't get all of those other birther threadsI'm predicting > 80 pages here

 

[urbanhack]

2,262 Posts!!!

It would be more if we didn't get all of those other birther threadsI'm predicting > 80 pages here

keep posting as tin hat and brock middlebrook and maybe we'll get there!!!

 

[Chunky Soup]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

Are you implying that there aren't beaches in countries outside of the US?

 

[BigSteelThrill]

Time to change the title from "growing" to "dwindling".

 

[matuski]

When you google obama's childhood pictures are you imagining those as Hawaiian or Kenyan beaches?

When you see Obama's baby picture are you envisioning a photography studio in Kenya?

I love you jon.

 

[Sam Quentin]

Time to change the title from "growing" to "dwindling".

please provide a link to any poll which shows it dwindling

 

[BigSteelThrill]

Time to change the title from "growing" to "dwindling".

please provide a link to any poll which shows it dwindling

Poll? http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2011/04/rep-michele-bachmann-says-president-barack-obamas-certificate-settles-birther-issue.html

 

[Sam Quentin]

Time to change the title from "growing" to "dwindling".

please provide a link to any poll which shows it dwindling

Poll? http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2011/04/rep-michele-bachmann-says-president-barack-obamas-certificate-settles-birther-issue.html

Is there a poll somewhere in that link?

 

[Statorama]

Has it even been proven that he's actually Barack H Obama? Did the people he calls his parents perpetrate what would wind up being the biggest case of identity theft in the world? Maybe the long form shows that the baby Barack H Obama died at birth? That would certainly open up a new line of questions as to where they got the child they would raise as their own.

A simple DNA test would clear up that theory. Hopefully Trump will call for one.

Haven't decided if I want to run with this one yet. Just a placeholder. Stay tuned.

 

[BigSteelThrill]

Time to change the title from "growing" to "dwindling".

please provide a link to any poll which shows it dwindling

Poll? http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2011/04/rep-michele-bachmann-says-president-barack-obamas-certificate-settles-birther-issue.html

Is there a poll somewhere in that link?

Yes, just keep looking.

 

[jon_mx]

When you google obama's childhood pictures are you imagining those as Hawaiian or Kenyan beaches?When you see Obama's baby picture are you envisioning a photography studio in Kenya?I love you jon.

The studio was in the state of Washington. That is where Obama was from 1 month to 2 years old. Obama was at least two before he has pictures in Hawaii. I just want one infant picture from Hawaii. Not a toddler on the beach. There is a difference. I am trying to establish a timeline.

 

[jon_mx]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

I'll humor your line of thinking here, because I owe it to you after all the laughs you've given me here.I was born in Washington DC. I know this for a fact, because the city gives families little "four packs" of birth certificate replicas, one of which I carry in my wallet (side note- this unsigned card has always been sufficient to satisfy any documentation requirements for jobs or passports or whatever). Washington DC probably has as many unique landmarks as any place in America. Yet I can't recall seeing one single baby picture of me or anyone else in my family that would indicate the location. Do you know why this is? It's because people generally don't run around taking touristy pictures of babies in their own home towns or states. It's a stupid thing to do. You take pictures of babies doing cute things on the floor of the living room, not being held skyward like Simba in front of landmarks that tourists from out of town might find interesting but that you see every day.

I was thinking exactly this, but I don't have the energy to run down that path.

I am just asking for a picture with Grandma, Grandpa, or Dad. A landmark would be nice, but completely unnecessary. All of them were in Hawaii. Obama and mom were not. They were in the state of Washington for some reason.

 

[BigSteelThrill]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

I'll humor your line of thinking here, because I owe it to you after all the laughs you've given me here.I was born in Washington DC. I know this for a fact, because the city gives families little "four packs" of birth certificate replicas, one of which I carry in my wallet (side note- this unsigned card has always been sufficient to satisfy any documentation requirements for jobs or passports or whatever). Washington DC probably has as many unique landmarks as any place in America. Yet I can't recall seeing one single baby picture of me or anyone else in my family that would indicate the location. Do you know why this is? It's because people generally don't run around taking touristy pictures of babies in their own home towns or states. It's a stupid thing to do. You take pictures of babies doing cute things on the floor of the living room, not being held skyward like Simba in front of landmarks that tourists from out of town might find interesting but that you see every day.

I was thinking exactly this, but I don't have the energy to run down that path.

I am just asking for a picture with Grandma, Grandpa, or Dad. A landmark would be nice, but completely unnecessary. All of them were in Hawaii. Obama and mom were not. They were in the state of Washington for some reason.

So ####### what.

 

[JZilla]

Update? Are jon and Trump the only ones left?

 

[jon_mx]

I am just asking for a picture with Grandma, Grandpa, or Dad. A landmark would be nice, but completely unnecessary. All of them were in Hawaii. Obama and mom were not. They were in the state of Washington for some reason.

So ####### what.

Doesn't it bother you that Obama lies (or his mother lies to him) in his biography? Obama's story is that his dad abandoned them because the Harvard scholarship would not support them. The truth his, his mom abandoned his dad in Hawaii. Not sure when she left, but from sometime prior to August 25th 1961 Stanley Ann ended up in the state of Washington and enrolled in the University of Washington where she attended until the spring of 1962. They returned to Hawaii soon after Obama Sr. left. Why is it Obama can't even get key parts of his biography correct? The early days of Obama life as told by Obama himself simply are not true.

 

[GreatLakesMike]

I am just asking for a picture with Grandma, Grandpa, or Dad. A landmark would be nice, but completely unnecessary. All of them were in Hawaii. Obama and mom were not. They were in the state of Washington for some reason.

So ####### what.

Doesn't it bother you that Obama lies (or his mother lies to him) in his biography? Obama's story is that his dad abandoned them because the Harvard scholarship would not support them. The truth his, his mom abandoned his dad in Hawaii. Not sure when she left, but from sometime prior to August 25th 1961 Stanley Ann ended up in the state of Washington and enrolled in the University of Washington where she attended until the spring of 1962. They returned to Hawaii soon after Obama Sr. left. Why is it Obama can't even get key parts of his biography correct? The early days of Obama life as told by Obama himself simply are not true.

No.

 

[Mr. Retukes]

Mods, please move this to the Shark Pool where it belongs, then change the title to "Moving The Goalposts".

 

[timschochet]

OK, I kid you not, here it is: THE BIRTHER CRUISE: "Tea Party At Sea":

WASHINGTON – With weeks to go before his No. 1 best-selling book even hits the nation's bookstores, you've got a chance to do more than read "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

You've got a chance to spend a week sailing to Alaska with Jerome Corsi, the nation's hottest-selling author.

"Alaska may be a strange destination to search for that elusive birth certificate," says Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officer of WND and WND Books, publisher of the sensational, most-anticipated book release of 2011. "But Jerry has been all over Hawaii and even traveled to Kenya in search of the truth about Barack Obama's roots. Truth be known, this trip is for sheer fun and relaxation – for Corsi as well as all those who cruise with us."

There will be others knowledgeable about what has become the hottest topic in the nation – the constitutional eligibility of Obama.

Ambassador Alan Keyes, Western Journalism Center's Floyd Brown, "Manchurian President" author Aaron Klein, WND managing editor David Kupelian, video satirists Molotov Mitchell and D.J. Dolce and others will help steer a great time.

The whole gang, along with other special guests, will be there on Celebrity Cruises' Millennium, an intimate ship with plenty of amenities:

[*]AquaSpa, featuring a hydropool, message rooms, sauna, and body treatment

[*]The Olympic, a specialty restaurant with demonstration kitche

[*]Cova Cafe di Milano and Tearoo

[*]Outdoor jogging trac

[*]Aquadome featuring 4 swimming pools and six whirlpool

[*]Sports Deck with full sized basketball court, compact football field, golf simulator and volleyball cour

[*]Special lounge just for teens It all starts Aug. 26 with a departure from Vancouver, British Columbia, when the ship sets sail through the Inside Passage, for some of the most spectacular viewing of nature you will ever see – glaciers the size of Rhode Island, misty rain forests and ghostly blue fjords and spirited communities that celebrate their varied heritage.

[*]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Has it even been proven that he's actually Barack H Obama? Did the people he calls his parents perpetrate what would wind up being the biggest case of identity theft in the world? Maybe the long form shows that the baby Barack H Obama died at birth? That would certainly open up a new line of questions as to where they got the child they would raise as their own.

A simple DNA test would clear up that theory. Hopefully Trump will call for one.

Haven't decided if I want to run with this one yet. Just a placeholder. Stay tuned.

I think you're a little out of your depth here on this one. Leave this shtick to the experts.

 

[The_Man]

I, for one, won't be satisfied until I see a photo of the crowning that also contains a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser in the background with the date clearly visible.

I would be happy with a beach, a grandparent, his father. A REAL baby picture, not a toddler. You do know the difference?

I'll humor your line of thinking here, because I owe it to you after all the laughs you've given me here.I was born in Washington DC. I know this for a fact, because the city gives families little "four packs" of birth certificate replicas, one of which I carry in my wallet (side note- this unsigned card has always been sufficient to satisfy any documentation requirements for jobs or passports or whatever). Washington DC probably has as many unique landmarks as any place in America. Yet I can't recall seeing one single baby picture of me or anyone else in my family that would indicate the location. Do you know why this is? It's because people generally don't run around taking touristy pictures of babies in their own home towns or states. It's a stupid thing to do. You take pictures of babies doing cute things on the floor of the living room, not being held skyward like Simba in front of landmarks that tourists from out of town might find interesting but that you see every day.

I was thinking exactly this, but I don't have the energy to run down that path.

I am just asking for a picture with Grandma, Grandpa, or Dad. A landmark would be nice, but completely unnecessary. All of them were in Hawaii. Obama and mom were not. They were in the state of Washington for some reason.

Right! And Washington is a province of Canada.

 

[Bottomfeeder Sports]

Kind of fun to watch the anti-birthers scrambling now as they continue to just boldly make #### up.

Kind of fun to watch Bronco Billy pretending that no one knows he boldly make #### up that the form had check boxes for race a few pages ago.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK, I kid you not, here it is: THE BIRTHER CRUISE: "Tea Party At Sea":

WASHINGTON – With weeks to go before his No. 1 best-selling book even hits the nation's bookstores, you've got a chance to do more than read "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

You've got a chance to spend a week sailing to Alaska with Jerome Corsi, the nation's hottest-selling author.

"Alaska may be a strange destination to search for that elusive birth certificate," says Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officer of WND and WND Books, publisher of the sensational, most-anticipated book release of 2011. "But Jerry has been all over Hawaii and even traveled to Kenya in search of the truth about Barack Obama's roots. Truth be known, this trip is for sheer fun and relaxation – for Corsi as well as all those who cruise with us."

There will be others knowledgeable about what has become the hottest topic in the nation – the constitutional eligibility of Obama.

Ambassador Alan Keyes, Western Journalism Center's Floyd Brown, "Manchurian President" author Aaron Klein, WND managing editor David Kupelian, video satirists Molotov Mitchell and D.J. Dolce and others will help steer a great time.

The whole gang, along with other special guests, will be there on Celebrity Cruises' Millennium, an intimate ship with plenty of amenities:

[*]AquaSpa, featuring a hydropool, message rooms, sauna, and body treatment

[*]The Olympic, a specialty restaurant with demonstration kitche

[*]Cova Cafe di Milano and Tearoo

[*]Outdoor jogging trac

[*]Aquadome featuring 4 swimming pools and six whirlpool

[*]Sports Deck with full sized basketball court, compact football field, golf simulator and volleyball cour

[*]Special lounge just for teens It all starts Aug. 26 with a departure from Vancouver, British Columbia, when the ship sets sail through the Inside Passage, for some of the most spectacular viewing of nature you will ever see – glaciers the size of Rhode Island, misty rain forests and ghostly blue fjords and spirited communities that celebrate their varied heritage.

[*]

Awesome.

 

[Bottomfeeder Sports]

...nearly half of all Republicans are acting on very little evidence....

Why should this issue be any different than any other issue?

 

[BigSteelThrill]

I am just asking for a picture with Grandma, Grandpa, or Dad. A landmark would be nice, but completely unnecessary. All of them were in Hawaii. Obama and mom were not. They were in the state of Washington for some reason.

So ####### what.

Doesn't it bother you that Obama lies (or his mother lies to him) in his biography? Obama's story is that his dad abandoned them because the Harvard scholarship would not support them. The truth his, his mom abandoned his dad in Hawaii. Not sure when she left, but from sometime prior to August 25th 1961 Stanley Ann ended up in the state of Washington and enrolled in the University of Washington where she attended until the spring of 1962. They returned to Hawaii soon after Obama Sr. left. Why is it Obama can't even get key parts of his biography correct? The early days of Obama life as told by Obama himself simply are not true.

No.

A possible mistake in a book?So ####### what.

 

[The Commish]

I am just asking for a picture with Grandma, Grandpa, or Dad. A landmark would be nice, but completely unnecessary. All of them were in Hawaii. Obama and mom were not. They were in the state of Washington for some reason.

So ####### what.

Doesn't it bother you that Obama lies (or his mother lies to him) in his biography? Obama's story is that his dad abandoned them because the Harvard scholarship would not support them. The truth his, his mom abandoned his dad in Hawaii. Not sure when she left, but from sometime prior to August 25th 1961 Stanley Ann ended up in the state of Washington and enrolled in the University of Washington where she attended until the spring of 1962. They returned to Hawaii soon after Obama Sr. left. Why is it Obama can't even get key parts of his biography correct? The early days of Obama life as told by Obama himself simply are not true.

No...not really. You ask two people their accounts of an event, you'll get two different stories. Usually the truth is some where in the middle. This isn't new.

 

[TinHat]

When you google obama's childhood pictures are you imagining those as Hawaiian or Kenyan beaches?When you see Obama's baby picture are you envisioning a photography studio in Kenya?I love you jon.

The studio was in the state of Washington. That is where Obama was from 1 month to 2 years old. Obama was at least two before he has pictures in Hawaii. I just want one infant picture from Hawaii. Not a toddler on the beach. There is a difference. I am trying to establish a timeline.

According to Mark Ndesandjo, who is the President's half-brother, Barack Sr was abusive and an alcoholic. She may have left Hawaii for the safety of her son. She deserves a lot of credit for doing so.here's a link which talks about the half-brother:http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1939695,00.html

 

[ElGatoLoco]

Link

 

[timschochet]

I really think we should pool some money together and send jon on the Birther Cruise.

 

[The_Man]

OK, I kid you not, here it is: THE BIRTHER CRUISE: "Tea Party At Sea":

WASHINGTON – With weeks to go before his No. 1 best-selling book even hits the nation's bookstores, you've got a chance to do more than read "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

You've got a chance to spend a week sailing to Alaska with Jerome Corsi, the nation's hottest-selling author.

The whole gang, along with other special guests, will be there on Celebrity Cruises' Millennium, an intimate ship with plenty of amenities:

[*]Spectacular glaciers, created by God in one day 6,000 years ago

[*]Lots of other icy areas, proving that global warming is a myth

[*]The edge of the world - don't worry, we won't get too close

[*]Pick your own pelts for your new fur, then watch as the baby seals you've selected for their flawless coats are clubbed to death

[*]The site of spectacular new oil rigs that will be installed just as soon as Obama opens up ANWR for drilling

 

[timschochet]

Link

Gey yhis crap outta here. There's no place in this thread for that kind of well-reasoned report.

 

[TobiasFunke]

I really think we should pool some money together and send jon on the Birther Cruise.

Disagree. I think it should be someone who is fully aware of the hilarity of it all and could report back from that perspective. I'd chip in for that.

 

[TinHat]

http://twitter.com/#!/obamalongformbc

 

[urbanhack]

Update? Are jon and Trump the only ones left?

add one more: tin hat/brock middlbrook/sam quentin

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Update? Are jon and Trump the only ones left?

add one more: tin hat/brock middlbrook/sam quentin

"the birther quintuplets"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Update? Are jon and Trump the only ones left?

add one more: tin hat/brock middlbrook/sam quentin

"the birther quintuplets"

Prove it!!!

 

[urbanhack]

Update? Are jon and Trump the only ones left?

add one more: tin hat/brock middlbrook/sam quentin

"the birther quintuplets"

Prove it!!!

Furley had the log files.

 

[Godsbrother]

By baby photo's, I meant infant photo's like taken at the hospital. We know Obama eventual made it to Hawaii as a child. The later photo's linked to mean very little to the discussion.

I was born in 1959 and there are no pictures of me (or any of my 5 siblings) as an infant in the hospital. Very suspicious and I am beginning to suspect that my entire family may have been born in Kenya too.

 

[gollum]

By baby photo's, I meant infant photo's like taken at the hospital. We know Obama eventual made it to Hawaii as a child. The later photo's linked to mean very little to the discussion.

I was born in 1959 and there are no pictures of me (or any of my 5 siblings) as an infant in the hospital. Very suspicious and I am beginning to suspect that my entire family may have been born in Kenya too.

Perhaps you are from outer space

 

[timschochet]

By baby photo's, I meant infant photo's like taken at the hospital. We know Obama eventual made it to Hawaii as a child. The later photo's linked to mean very little to the discussion.

I was born in 1959 and there are no pictures of me (or any of my 5 siblings) as an infant in the hospital. Very suspicious and I am beginning to suspect that my entire family may have been born in Kenya too.

You look suspiciously like Walt Disney to me.

 

[Sam Quentin]

Update? Are jon and Trump the only ones left?

add one more: tin hat/brock middlbrook/sam quentin

As for me, I stated many pages ago that I don't doubt that he was born in Hawaii.One thing that amazes me is the anti-birthers total lack of intellectual curiosity about the long form birth certificate documenting an historic birth. Their defensiveness and name-calling and protectiveness almost leads me to believe that they actually fear the release of such a document just a little bit -- which kind of makes them birthers of a different stripe.

 

[ElGatoLoco]

Link

Gey yhis crap outta here. There's no place in this thread for that kind of well-reasoned report.

Oh, the response a friend got for posting this elsewhere was the conservative posters laughing at the idea that CNN could do an "investigative" report. I guess they are saying that CNN is just part of the massive conspiracy.

 

[Sam Quentin]

Link

Gey yhis crap outta here. There's no place in this thread for that kind of well-reasoned report.

Oh, the response a friend got for posting this elsewhere was the conservative posters laughing at the idea that CNN could do an "investigative" report. I guess they are saying that CNN is just part of the massive conspiracy.

Didn't CNN tell us the original document was destroyed?I wonder why they don't state that anymore

 

[pantagrapher]

Update? Are jon and Trump the only ones left?

add one more: tin hat/brock middlbrook/sam quentin

As for me, I stated many pages ago that I don't doubt that he was born in Hawaii.

That's what all the birthers say when they're in the company of sane people.

 

[gollum]

Update? Are jon and Trump the only ones left?

add one more: tin hat/brock middlbrook/sam quentin

As for me, I stated many pages ago that I don't doubt that he was born in Hawaii.One thing that amazes me is the anti-birthers total lack of intellectual curiosity about the long form birth certificate documenting an historic birth. Their defensiveness and name-calling and protectiveness almost leads me to believe that they actually fear the release of such a document just a little bit -- which kind of makes them birthers of a different stripe.

I'm curious as to the results of Lhucks last colon exam, but there are laws in this country which make it so I cannot access that information to quell my curiosity.