It scares the hell out of me that you had this marked on your calendar.With the one year anniversary of our girl Vivian's embarkment on his trip coming up, I thought this deserved a nice little bump.
:rotflmao: No no. I honestly can't even think why I was searching for this and then saw the first post date and noticed it was near.It scares the hell out of me that you had this marked on your calendar.With the one year anniversary of our girl Vivian's embarkment on his trip coming up, I thought this deserved a nice little bump.
I remember laughing histerically at this statement after envisioning fecal level meters going ballistic at water treatment plants from Maine to Miami.Supplies Update
...Master Cleanser diets for the entire eastern seaboard for the remainder of the year.
Day 5: no weigh in (at the beach)Day 6: 198.2Day 0: 210.4
Day 1: 206.8
Day 2: 200.8
Day 3: 200.2
Day 4: 199.0 (only took two 30 oz servings yesterday - the minimum)
Hardest freaking part about this is trying to chug a QUART of salt water, blech.
I dont need to starve myself for a week to appreciatwe the importance of tasty, scrumptous, tantalizing vittlesThe whole process has been kinda spiritual, it really gives you an appreciation for food - sort of a respect if you will.
I bailed on Monday, when I found out I only lost like another 2 lb over the weekend, I said this is not for me, I was expecting to drop 20+ pounds a result of this cleanse. I do feel great though. It did increase my appreciation for food both in taste and in reducing the mass quantities I ate previously.RIP Alias?
Interestingly, I ate about 3 lbs. of wings and had 5 or so beers the night I bailed.I bailed on Monday, when I found out I only lost like another 2 lb over the weekend, I said this is not for me, I was expecting to drop 20+ pounds a result of this cleanse. I do feel great though. It did increase my appreciation for food both in taste and in reducing the mass quantities I ate previously.RIP Alias?
I still have not had anything to drink, that will change this weekend - my tolerance may be a little lower then before, but that is not a bad thing - just means fewer calories that I will be taking in to get the same buzzzzz.Interestingly, I ate about 3 lbs. of wings and had 5 or so beers the night I bailed.I bailed on Monday, when I found out I only lost like another 2 lb over the weekend, I said this is not for me, I was expecting to drop 20+ pounds a result of this cleanse. I do feel great though. It did increase my appreciation for food both in taste and in reducing the mass quantities I ate previously.RIP Alias?
yeah...that's what it proves.I didn't laugh at anything here.
Proving yet again I have a totally bizarre sense of humor.
Just saw this for the first time. My pleasure Z.By the way, there was a fairly hot (though young) chick flirting with Z quite a bit at the bar. He played it way cool.I only made it 4.5 days on the Colonblow. I had to stop in order to drink beer and eat wings during the NCAA BBall Championship game (thanks again BigBottom!).
The saltwater chug in the morning is straight nasty. You almost have to sit on the pot and chug it down it goes through you that fast.
I lost like 5 lbs. in 4.5 days on it. This is not a "diet" for weight loss as it will come back.
I've done the Colonblow 24 hr diet a number of times. When I would order it I would order 3 packs of it. I would try and do it once a month. The first time I did it I was pretty amazed at some of the crapola that came out of me. I did it the aggressive way which means three meals of Colonblow. 1 for breakfast, 1 for lunch, and 1 for dinner. You can get three meals out of one pack of Colonblow.I mixed it in water and late that night and first thing in the morning I would unload a seriously funky ball of poop. I didn't have the petrified black ribbon of stuff in the pictures but I unloaded some funky looking stuff.Just spent the last hour re-reading this
Wondering... has anyone done both the Master Cleanse (of VD fame) AND the ColonBlow (24 hour cleanse)?
Curious as to the differences in results...
The Colonblow diet is only 1 day. What do you mean 4.5 days?I only made it 4.5 days on the Colonblow. I had to stop in order to drink beer and eat wings during the NCAA BBall Championship game (thanks again BigBottom!).
The saltwater chug in the morning is straight nasty. You almost have to sit on the pot and chug it down it goes through you that fast.
I lost like 5 lbs. in 4.5 days on it. This is not a "diet" for weight loss as it will come back.
True, although a digest (ahem) including only VD's posts would be more palatable.More people should read this - shameless bump
I agree. That would be quite a moving tract.True, although a digest (ahem) including only VD's posts would be more palatable.More people should read this - shameless bump
I heard Dr. Drew being interviewed a few months ago and he said the colon cleansing is nonsense. It doesn't help or hurt anything. Anything weird you see is from the products you are ingesting.Yes.I got my info from this message board. I mostly pieced it together from bits of posts by guys with wacky screen names and goofy avatars. Rumor had it that, after a Master Cleanse cycle...Can you explain the goal here and where you got your info.
Is this a diet or colon cleansing or both?
Did the cayenne cause any burning upon exit?
A) I would feel youthful and robust again
B) I would lose some deal of weight, due to having shedded 20 year old fecal matter that had been clinging tenaciously to the sides of my colon
C) I would have poo that looked creepy and stank like death
At that point, I was sold, and in lieu of seeking medical opinion, I accepted on faith the ideology pushed by an alternative healer who has, so far as I know, only once been imprisoned for having killed a patient with his bogus medical advice.
Also, somebody said Howard Stern did it.
The cayenne pepper has yet to exit. Be assured that any stool-related discomfort will be disclosed in future entries.
That may be the case with colon cleansing. But the Master Cleanse is so much more .... why to do the MCI heard Dr. Drew being interviewed a few months ago and he said the colon cleansing is nonsense. It doesn't help or hurt anything. Anything weird you see is from the products you are ingesting.
I did this for about 7 days last year, and am contemplating it again this year.I really wanted the 10 foot long poop containing 10 year old red meat, but I don't think I did the cleanse for long enough.That may be the case with colon cleansing. But the Master Cleanse is so much more .... why to do the MCI heard Dr. Drew being interviewed a few months ago and he said the colon cleansing is nonsense. It doesn't help or hurt anything. Anything weird you see is from the products you are ingesting.
I REALLY want to do this, but I'm not sure I could. I am completely addicted to food.I did this for about 7 days last year, and am contemplating it again this year.I really wanted the 10 foot long poop containing 10 year old red meat, but I don't think I did the cleanse for long enough.That may be the case with colon cleansing. But the Master Cleanse is so much more .... why to do the MCI heard Dr. Drew being interviewed a few months ago and he said the colon cleansing is nonsense. It doesn't help or hurt anything. Anything weird you see is from the products you are ingesting.
I did drop about 10 lbs, and felt so energetic, it was great. It's like pressing the "reset" button on your body. Plus, when you fast, it really gives you an appreciation for chewable food. And you realize how mush crap you eat that you really don't need to survive...
highly recommended.
I REALLY want to do this, but I'm not sure I could. I am completely addicted to food.I did this for about 7 days last year, and am contemplating it again this year.I really wanted the 10 foot long poop containing 10 year old red meat, but I don't think I did the cleanse for long enough.That may be the case with colon cleansing. But the Master Cleanse is so much more .... why to do the MCI heard Dr. Drew being interviewed a few months ago and he said the colon cleansing is nonsense. It doesn't help or hurt anything. Anything weird you see is from the products you are ingesting.
I did drop about 10 lbs, and felt so energetic, it was great. It's like pressing the "reset" button on your body. Plus, when you fast, it really gives you an appreciation for chewable food. And you realize how mush crap you eat that you really don't need to survive...
highly recommended.
Alright, I am going to have to call BS (literally and figuratively) on some of this, right here, right now. I have a few questions that I would like someone to clarify because this just seems like a lot a new age, mumbo jumbo. Oh, you're absolutely wrong here. It doesn't seem like new age mumbo jumbo. It is 100% certified new age mumbo jumbo. How can I claim this with 100% certainty? See:[Mr. Nasty,Jan 25 2004, 01:00 AM]Dissolves and eliminates toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
Cleanses the kidneys and the digestive system
Purifies the glands and cells
Eliminates all unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
Builds a healthy blood stream
Relieves pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels
New age bull#### #1. Note the use of the phrase "New Age." Duh?When you learn to know my ways, my ways will be your ways, in tune with the universal principals of the fullness of living in harmony with the universal mind.
THE UNIVERSAL ONE Mortals, entering the New Age of Enlightenment, have the God given right to be completely free from all diseases. This means that the standards, in the past, to exist and be retained with newer and more deadly diseases to develop, flourish and expand as newer and more deadly drugs and chemicals with weird attempts at carving out and into the body, are added to the medical arsenal, must be vacated for the Natural Divine Art of Healing.
Yes, it's the only cure-all you'll ever need, folks! Mumbo jumo bull#### #1. Note claim to cure anything.For the novice and the advanced student alike, cleansing is basic for elimination of every kind of disease. The purpose of this book is to simplify the cause and the correction of all disorders, regardless of the name or names. As we eliminate and correct one disease, we correct them all, for every disease is corrected by the same process of cleansing and building positive good health.
That's right, you eat bad and sit on your ### all day, you get hepatitis. Who doesn't believe that correlation? What, are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Germ Theory of Disease?" Ha! Burroughs has that covered as well:At last the basic cause of disease is no longer a mystery. The basic cause is the habits of improper diet, inadequate exercise, negative mental attitudes, and lack of spiritual attunement, which combine to produce toxic conditions and malfunction of our bodies.
Mumbo jumbo #2. Note claim that goes against rigorous scientific Theory.Germs and viruses do not and cannot cause any of our diseases, so we have no need for finding various kinds of poisons to destroy them.
Well, I guess it could be just a coincidence that smallpox was eradicated after the discovery and use of penicillin, right? Mumbo jumbo #3. Note author's reference to life-saving antibiotics as "destructive poisons."Do you think that if an insignificant, microscopic microbe can appear and make you sick when you were well and strong, that you have any possibility of getting strong enough to throw them off at any time thereafter? Do you think that any destructive poisons can make it possible for you to get well and faster? All diseases, regardless of their names, come within this understanding as only varied expressions of the one disease of toxemia.
New age #2. Note use the phrase 'vibration.' New agers love 'vibration'Since germs do not cause our disorders, there must be another logical reason for the triggering of an epidemic. This is a matter of simple “vibration.” The better the physical and mental condition a person is in, the higher becomes his vibration, but as he steadily becomes clogged with more and more waste matter, his vibration goes constantly downward until he is ready and in need of a change.
Mumbo jumbo #4. Just total bull####. Nutritional information for a lemon: Serving size 1 medium (58g)Lemons and limes are the richest source of minerals and vitamins of any food or foods known to man, and they are available the year round.
(This from a section on giving the lemonade to babies)Mumbo jumbo #5. Note reference to "color therapy." Color therapy says that each color vibrates(there's that vibrating again, New Age #3) at a specific frequency that matches the frequency that parts of our bodies vibrate at. :wacko:Correct food, reflex stimulation, and color therapy will assure the mother all the milk she needs for her baby.
What a shame that he can't help anyone anymore. After all, his quacky therapies only killed one person. What's one person against all of the victims of modern medicine!?Final tally: 5 points Mumbo Jumbo, 3 points New Age, 0 points good medicine. :(After dedicating a goodly share of my past life in perfection and simplifying a system of healing that is completely free from error and side effects at a very low cost I was forced to overcome many difficult obstacles that often threatened to stop me but I persisted in spite of the Medical and legal attacks. I was told in each case—I was doing to much good and to keep me from giving the help that solved their health problems I was sent to prison so I couldn’ t help any one any more.
I'll say.That Vivian Darkbloom sure could write.
CRAP!