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The FBG Top 300 Books of All Time (fiction edition) <<< We are currently up to #78 >>> Discussion welcome and encouraged (8 Viewers)

kupcho1

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This thread will contain the top 300 books as determined by FBG.

The previous thread discussing rules, etc. is here.

To reiterate:
We limited submissions to works of fiction. Novels, including graphic novels and short story collections, were fair game. This included YA and children's books. Plays were also allowed (please note that a screenplay was also submitted and accepted. I apologize in advance if this causes anyone indigestion.)

Books comprising a series (e.g., Wheel of Time, Harry Potter) had to be submitted one book at a time (with one notable exception, which, although split into three books, was done so at the behest of the publisher and not the author).

Here is the scoring system that was used.
Rank Points
1 140
2 135
3 130
4 125
5 120
6 115
7 110
8 105
9 100
10 95
11 90
12 86
13 82
14 78
15 74
16 70
17 67
18 64
19 61
20 58
21 55
22 53
23 51
24 49
25 47
26 45
27 44
28 43
29 42
30 41
31 40
32 39
33 38
34 37
35 36
36 35
37 34
38 33
39 32
40 31
41 30
42 29
43 28
44 27
45 26
46 25
47 24
48 23
49 22
50 21
51 20
52 19
53 18
54 17
55 16
56 15
57 14
58 13
59 12
60 11
61 10
62 9
63 8
64 7
65 6
66 5
67 4
68 3
69 2
70 1
The scoring system is designed to "reward" the top 25 books.

Lastly, I'd like to propose that we adhere to the Fiver rule (translation: the Thumper rule for books). Please refrain from disparaging remarks about selections. Criticism is acceptable. Mean-spirited remarks are not. I recognize that this is a somewhat vague distinction, but let's be cognizant of the intent of the rule.

In other words: Be best.
 
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Before we get to the reveal, I'd like to first post some statistics on submissions.

Statistics:
  • Lists received: 22
  • Unique* books ranked: 841
  • Books that were only selected once: 613
  • Most appearances by a book (overall): 11 (4 books hold this distinction)
  • Fewest appearances by a book in the top 25: 4 (again, 4 books)
  • Number of times an overall #1 didn't make the top 25: 10
  • Number of times an overall #1 was only chosen once: 3
  • Most books in the top 25: kupcho1
  • Fewest books in the top 25: timschochet, Eephus
  • Number of times an author only had 1 book selected: 359
* I did my best and I think I caught everything, but you never know. Some books that need a "The" at the beginning of the title didn't have one. Or they had an "A". Or it needed a hyphen and didn't have one. Anyway, it should be good. Once the 300 have been revealed I'll be posting a link to the Google sheet. We can find out what I missed then.

ETA: as I played around with the statistics I found a few additional errors (e.g., missing The) so the stats above have been updated to reflect the corrections.

As promised, here is the list of the highest ranked books that did not make the top 300 for each participant (in the order received). I've also included the number of times the book was selected as well as the total score:


TitleAuthor
Count
Total
kupcho1L.A. ConfidentialJames Ellroy
2​
58​
timschochetMarathon ManWilliam Goldman
1​
61​
turnjose7The Divine ComedyDante Alighieri
2​
63​
guru_007WoolHugh Howey
2​
64​
Dr. OctopusThe Da Vinci CodeDan Brown
2​
65​
scoobusHarry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsJ.K. Rowling
1​
64​
ilov80sThe High WindowRaymond Chandler
1​
64​
chaos34Absolom! Absolom!William Faulkner
1​
64​
TheBaylorKidThe System of the World (Vol.3 of The Baroque Cycle)Neal Stephenson
1​
64​
MrsMarcoPelle The ConquerorMartin Andersen Nexo
1​
64​
Don QuixoteBring Up the Bodies (Vol. 2 of The Wolf Hall trilogy)Hilary Mantel
1​
61​
FrostillicusSphereMichael Crichton
2​
58​
Barry2The Da Vinci CodeDan Brown
2​
65​
Keith ROnce Upon a Time… In HollywoodQuentin Taratino
1​
61​
Oliver HumanzeeA Perfect SpyJohn le Carre
1​
64​
Dr_ZaiusFrog and Toad All YearArnold Lobel
1​
64​
EephusThe Big NowhereJames Ellroy
1​
58​
krista4Kafka on the ShoreHaruki Murakami
1​
64​
PsychopavFuries of CalderonJim Butcher
1​
64​
rockactionCollected Later PoemsAnthony Hecht
1​
64​
Long Ball LarryThe Three-Body ProblemLiu Cixin
1​
55​
shukeWoolHugh Howey
2​
64​

I'll pop back in later to discuss L.A. Confidential by James Ellroy.
 
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292 Light Years / James Salter / selected 1 time
292 The Complete Sherlock Holmes / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle / selected 1 time
292 From Russia With Love / Ian Fleming / selected 1 time
292 Billiards at Half-Past Nine / Heinrich Boll / selected 1 time
292 Letters from Earth / Mark Twain / selected 1 time
292 The Confusion (Vol. 2 of The Baroque Cycle) / Neal Stephenson / selected 1 time
292 Motherless Brooklyn / Jonathan Lethem / selected 1 time
292 Go, Went, Gone / Jenny Erpenbeck / selected 1 time
292 Daemon / Daniel Suarez / selected 1 time
292 Beowulf / Unknown / selected 1 time
292 Ada, or Ardor / Vladimir Nabokov / selected 1 time
292 The Canterbury Tales / Geoffrey Chaucer / selected 2 times
291 The Spy Who Came in from the Cold / John le Carré / selected 2 times
290 The Sum of All Fears / Tom Clancy / selected 2 times
279 Steppenwolf / Herman Hesse / selected 1 time
279 The Time Machine Did It / John Swartzwelder / selected 1 time
279 Perelandra / C.S. Lewis / selected 1 time
279 Diary of a Wimpy Kid / Jeff Kinney / selected 1 time
279 The Promise / Chaim Potok / selected 1 time
279 Sing, Unburied, Sing / Jesmyn Ward / selected 1 time
279 Rendezvous with Rama / Arthur C. Clarke / selected 1 time
279 Ethan Frome / Edith Wharton / selected 1 time
279 As I Lay Dying / William Faulkner / selected 1 time
279 A Separate Peace / John Knowles / selected 2 times
279 Hawaii / James Michener / selected 2 times
277 She’s Come Undone / Wally Lamb / selected 2 times
277 The Crying of Lot 49 / Thomas Pynchon / selected 2 times
276 The Hunt for Red October / Tom Clancy / selected 2 times
275 Get Shorty / Elmore Leonard / selected 3 times
261 The Magic Christian / Terry Southern / selected 1 time
261 The Second Coming and Other Poems / W.B. Yeats / selected 1 time
261 Being Dead / Jim Crace / selected 1 time
261 Tom Mix & Pancho Villa / Clifford Irving / selected 1 time
261 The Martian Chronicles / Ray Bradbury / selected 1 time
261 The Painted Bird / Jerzy Kosinski / selected 1 time
261 The Dark Forest / Liu Cixin / selected 1 time
261 Rebecca / Daphne Du Maurier / selected 1 time
261 Jonathon Livingston Seagull / Richard Bach / selected 1 time
261 Jaws / Peter Benchley / selected 1 time
261 Don Quixote, Volume 2 / Miguel de Cervantes / selected 1 time
261 A Time to Kill / John Grisham / selected 1 time
261 The Idiot / Fyodor Dostoevsky / selected 2 times
261 Strange Case of Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde / Robert Louis Stevenson / selected 2 times
260 Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk / selected 2 times
259 The Long Goodbye / Raymond Chandler / selected 3 times
258 Franny and Zooey / J.D. Salinger / selected 2 times
247 Burnt Offerings / Robert Marasco / selected 1 time
247 A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich / Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn / selected 1 time
247 Farewell My Lovely / Raymond Chandler / selected 1 time
247 Looking for Alaska / John Green / selected 1 time
247 The Case of the Sulky Girl / Erle Stanley Gardner / selected 1 time
247 The Chosen / Chaim Potok / selected 1 time
247 Light Bringer / Pierce Brown / selected 1 time
247 Life of Pi / Yann Martel / selected 1 time
247 How the Light Gets In / Louise Penny / selected 1 time
247 Amittyville Horror / Jay Anson / selected 1 time
247 American Pastoral / Philip Roth / selected 2 times
246 The Secret History / Donna Tartt / selected 3 times
237 Player Piano / Kurt Vonnegut / selected 1 time
237 We / Yevgeny Zamyatin / selected 1 time
237 Sophia House / Michael D. O'Brien / selected 1 time
237 The March / E.L. Doctorow / selected 1 time
237 Dead Souls / Nikolai Gogol / selected 1 time
237 Gilead / Marilynne Robinson / selected 1 time
237 Appointment in Samarra / John O'Hara / selected 1 time
237 Thinner / Stephen King / selected 2 times
237 King Rat / James Clavell / selected 2 times
229 London Fields / Martin Amis / selected 1 time
229 The Case of the Perjured Parrot / Erle Stanley Gardner / selected 1 time
229 The Sot-Weed Factor / John Barth / selected 1 time
229 Revolutionary Road / Richard Yates / selected 1 time
229 Homegoing / Yaa Gyasi / selected 1 time
229 Exodus / Leon Uris / selected 1 time
229 Arm of the Spinx / Josiah Bancroft / selected 1 time
229 King Lear / William Shakespeare / selected 2 times
226 American Psycho / Bret Easton Ellis / selected 2 times
226 Quicksilver (Vol. 1 of The Baroque Cycle) / Neal Stephenson / selected 2 times
226 Old Man's War / John Scalzi / selected 3 times
225 The Forever War / Joe Haldeman / selected 2 times
224 The Firm / John Grisham / selected 2 times
216 A Man In Full / Tom Wolfe / selected 1 time
216 Sophie's Choice / William Styron / selected 1 time
216 Silence / Shusaku Endo / selected 1 time
216 The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo / Stieg Larsson / selected 1 time
216 The Demolished Man / Alfred Bester / selected 1 time
216 The Aeneid / Virgil / selected 1 time
216 Noble House / James Clavell / selected 1 time
216 House of Leaves / Mark Danielewski / selected 2 times
212 The Sirens of Titan / Kurt Vonnegut / selected 2 times
212 The Dead Zone / Stephen King / selected 2 times
212 Second Foundation / Isaac Asimov / selected 2 times
212 Alices Adventures in Wonderland / Lewis Carroll / selected 2 times
202 The Village of Stepanchikovo / Fyodor Dostoevsky / selected 1 time
202 Black Swan Green / David Mitchell / selected 1 time
202 Winnie-the-Pooh / A.A. Milne / selected 1 time
202 A Christmas Carol / Charles Dickens / selected 1 time
202 The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass / Stephen King / selected 1 time
202 Pippi Longstocking / Astrid Lingren / selected 1 time
202 Mila 18 / Leon Uris / selected 1 time
202 Lincoln in the Bardo / George Saunders / selected 1 time
202 Intensity / Dean Koontz / selected 1 time
202 The Dark Knight Returns / Frank Miller / selected 2 times
201 A Feast for Crows (Vol. 4 of A Song of Ice and Fire) / George R.R. Martin / selected 1 time
200 Great Expectations / Charles Dickens / selected 3 times
193 Anathem / Neal Stephenson / selected 1 time
193 Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah / Richard Bach / selected 1 time
193 The 42nd Parallel / John Dos Passos / selected 1 time
193 Outlander / Diana Gabaldon / selected 1 time
193 ‘Salem’s Lot / Stephen King / selected 1 time
193 Skeleton Crew / Stephen King / selected 2 times
193 Cat's Cradle / Kurt Vonnegut / selected 3 times
190 High Fidelity / Nick Hornby / selected 2 times
190 The Tin Drum / Gunter Grass / selected 2 times
190 Ragtime / E.L. Doctorow / selected 2 times
189 World War Z / Max Brooks / selected 3 times
188 The Iliad / Homer / selected 2 times
181 Swan Song / Robert R. McCammon / selected 1 time
181 The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger / Stephen King / selected 1 time
181 The Public Burning / Robert Coover / selected 1 time
181 The Man with the Golden Arm / Nelson Algren / selected 1 time
181 Trinity / Leon Uris / selected 1 time
181 Circe / Madeline Miller / selected 1 time
181 A River Runs Through It / Norman Maclean / selected 1 time
179 The Bourne Ultimatum / Robert Ludlum / selected 2 times
179 A Canticle for Leibowitz / Walter M. Miller Jr. / selected 2 times
178 Replay / Ken Grimwood / selected 3 times
177 Things Fall Apart / Chinua Achebe / selected 4 times
171 Go Tell It on the Mountain / James Baldwin / selected 1 time
171 Dalva / Jim Harrison / selected 1 time
171 Salt to the Sea / Ruta Sepetys / selected 1 time
171 X-Men: The Age of Apocalypse / Various / selected 1 time
171 Taipan / James Clavell / selected 1 time
171 Stranger in a Strange Land / Robert Heinlein / selected 3 times
170 Choke / Chuck Palahniuk / selected 3 times
169 A Wrinkle in Time / Madeleine L'Engle / selected 3 times
164 Demons (or The Possessed) / Fyodor Dostoevsky / selected 1 time
164 Manhattan Beach / Jennifer Egan / selected 1 time
164 The Man / Irving Wallace / selected 1 time
164 Oathbringer / Brandon Sanderson / selected 1 time
164 A Fine Balance / Rohinton Mistry / selected 1 time
162 The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower / Stephen King / selected 2 times
162 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas / Hunter S Thompson / selected 2 times
160 Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell / Susanna Clarke / selected 2 times
160 Wolf Hall (Vol. 1 of The Wolf Hall trilogy) / Hilary Mantel / selected 2 times
152 Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of N.I.M.H. / Robert C. O'Brien / selected 1 time
152 Fifth Business / Robertson Davies / selected 1 time
152 Water for Elephants / Sara Gruen / selected 1 time
152 The Way of the Kings / Brandon Sanderson / selected 1 time
152 The Stars My Destination / Alfred Bester / selected 1 time
152 The Lords of Discipline / Pat Conroy / selected 1 time
152 Beloved / Toni Morrison / selected 1 time
152 The Corrections / Jonathan Franzen / selected 2 times
151 The Killer Angels / Michael Shaara / selected 2 times
149 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix / J.K. Rowling / selected 2 times
149 The New York Trilogy / Paul Auster / selected 3 times
139 City of Thieves / David Benioff / selected 1 time
139 Birdsong / Sebastian Faulks / selected 1 time
139 The Heart is a Lonely Hunter / Carson McCullers / selected 1 time
139 Night Shift / Stephen King / selected 1 time
139 Magister Ludi, the Glass Bead Game / Hermann Hesse / selected 1 time
139 Little Dorrit / Charles Dickens / selected 1 time
139 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince / J.K. Rowling / selected 1 time
139 The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay / Michael Chabon / selected 1 time
139 Carrie / Stephen King / selected 2 times
139 Tenth of December / George Saunders / selected 4 times
138 The Sound and the Fury / William Faulkner / selected 2 times
137 Underworld / Don DeLillo / selected 2 times
 
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129 Exhalation / Ted Chiang / selected 1 time
129 The Paradise of Bachelors and the Tartarus of Maids / Herman Melville / selected 1 time
129 Emma Who Saved My Life / Wilton Barnhardt / selected 1 time
129 Maus / Art Spiegelman / selected 1 time
129 War and Remembrance / Herman Wouk / selected 1 time
129 The Satanic Verses / Salman Rushdie / selected 1 time
129 The Orphan Master's Son / Adam Johnson / selected 1 time
129 We Have Always Lived in the Castle / Shirley Jackson / selected 3 times
127 The Age of Innocence / Edith Wharton / selected 2 times
127 Interview with the Vampire / Anne Rice / selected 3 times
126 The Silence of the Lambs / Thomas Harris / selected 3 times
125 All the King’s Men / Robert Penn Warren / selected 2 times
122 Stories of Your Life and Others / Ted Chiang / selected 1 time
122 City of Spades / Colin MacInnes / selected 1 time
122 The Things They Carried / Tim O’Brien / selected 2 times
121 The Three Musketeers / Alexandre Dumas / selected 2 times
120 A Dance with Dragons (Vol. 5 of A Song of Ice and Fire) / George R.R. Martin / selected 2 times
114 Dog Soldiers / Robert Stone / selected 1 time
114 First Folio / William Shakespeare / selected 1 time
114 The Long Walk / Stephen King / selected 2 times
114 The Name of the Rose / Umberto Eco / selected 3 times
114 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban / J.K. Rowling / selected 3 times
114 A Visit from the Goon Squad / Jennifer Egan / selected 4 times
113 East of Eden / John Steinbeck / selected 3 times
110 Snow Crash / Neal Stephenson / selected 2 times
110 The Kite Runner / Khaled Hosseini / selected 2 times
110 A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man / James Joyce / selected 3 times
108 The Pillars of the Earth / Ken Follett / selected 2 times
108 Hyperion / Dan Simmons / selected 2 times
107 On the Road / Jack Kerouac / selected 4 times
105 Jurassic Park / Michael Crichton / selected 2 times
105 Red Dragon / Thomas Harris / selected 3 times
103 Charlotte's Web / E.B. White / selected 3 times
103 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe / C.S. Lewis / selected 3 times
101 The Trial / Franz Kafka / selected 2 times
101 The Book Thief / Markus Zusak / selected 3 times
99 Star Wars: Heir to the Empire / Timothy Zahn / selected 2 times
99 The Stranger / Albert Camus / selected 4 times
97 Misery / Stephen King / selected 2 times
97 Cryptonomicon / Neal Stephenson / selected 2 times
96 The Winds of War / Herman Wouk / selected 2 times
95 The Road / Cormac McCarthy / selected 5 times
92 The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle / Haruki Murakami / selected 2 times
92 The Caine Mutiny / Herman Wouk / selected 2 times
92 The Color Purple / Alice Walker / selected 3 times
90 Shōgun / James Clavell / selected 2 times
90 And Then There Were None / Agatha Christie / selected 3 times
89 Midnight's Children / Salman Rushdie / selected 3 times
87 Gravity's Rainbow / Thomas Pynchon / selected 3 times
87 An American Tragedy / Theodore Dreiser / selected 3 times
85 My Antonia / Willa Cather / selected 2 times
85 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone / J.K. Rowling / selected 3 times
83 Crime and Punishment / Fyodor Dostoevsky / selected 3 times
83 The Unbearable Lightness of Being / Milan Kundera / selected 3 times
82 Collected Fictions / Jorge Luis Borges / selected 2 times
 
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Looking forward to the countdown. I lost my initial notes, so i didn't redo my list. Fittingly, i also got sucked into an 1100 page book i was attempting to get through before submissions as well. I missed by one day, but not sure if this series will make this countdown. :popcorn:
 
Looking forward to the countdown. I lost my initial notes, so i didn't redo my list.
I did not receive a list from you (unless you used an alias).
:sadbanana:

I took your post here as a question, not a submission. You did state here that you needed to find 68 more books, but I took it as a joke.
I checked through all of your posts in the previous thread, but did not see a list.

Where did I **** this up?
 
Sorry, i wasnt clear. I lost my list, and didn't want to restart it and do it in 2 days. I did not send a submission, but i will follow along and get some ideas.

Instead, i spent time reading this weekend. ;)
 


TitleAuthor
Count
Total
kupcho1L.A. ConfidentialJames Ellroy
2​
58​
timschochetMarathon ManWilliam Goldman
1​
61​
turnjose7The Divine ComedyDante Alighieri
2​
63​
guru_007WoolHugh Howey
2​
64​
Dr. OctopusThe Da Vinci CodeDan Brown
2​
65​
scoobusHarry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsJ.K. Rowling
1​
64​
ilov80sThe High WindowRaymond Chandler
1​
64​
chaos34Absolom! Absolom!William Faulkner
1​
64​
TheBaylorKidThe System of the World (Vol.3 of The Baroque Cycle)Neal Stephenson
1​
64​
MrsMarcoPelle The ConquerorMartin Andersen Nexo
1​
64​
Don QuixoteBring Up the Bodies (Vol. 2 of The Wolf Hall trilogy)Hilary Mantel
1​
61​
FrostillicusSphereMichael Crichton
2​
58​
Barry2The Da Vinci CodeDan Brown
2​
65​
Keith ROnce Upon a Time… In HollywoodQuentin Taratino
1​
61​
Oliver HumanzeeA Perfect SpyJohn le Carre
1​
64​
Dr_ZaiusFrog and Toad All YearArnold Lobel
1​
64​
EephusThe Big NowhereJames Ellroy
1​
58​
krista4Kafka on the ShoreHaruki Murakami
1​
64​
PsychopavFuries of CalderonJim Butcher
1​
64​
rockactionCollected Later PoemsAnthony Hecht
1​
64​
Long Ball LarryThe Three-Body ProblemLiu Cixin
1​
55​
shukeWoolHugh Howey
2​
64​

I'll pop back in later to discuss L.A. Confidential by James Ellroy.

@guru_007 :hifive:
 


TitleAuthor
Count
Total
kupcho1L.A. ConfidentialJames Ellroy
2​
58​
timschochetMarathon ManWilliam Goldman
1​
61​
turnjose7The Divine ComedyDante Alighieri
2​
63​
guru_007WoolHugh Howey
2​
64​
Dr. OctopusThe Da Vinci CodeDan Brown
2​
65​
scoobusHarry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsJ.K. Rowling
1​
64​
ilov80sThe High WindowRaymond Chandler
1​
64​
chaos34Absolom! Absolom!William Faulkner
1​
64​
TheBaylorKidThe System of the World (Vol.3 of The Baroque Cycle)Neal Stephenson
1​
64​
MrsMarcoPelle The ConquerorMartin Andersen Nexo
1​
64​
Don QuixoteBring Up the Bodies (Vol. 2 of The Wolf Hall trilogy)Hilary Mantel
1​
61​
FrostillicusSphereMichael Crichton
2​
58​
Barry2The Da Vinci CodeDan Brown
2​
65​
Keith ROnce Upon a Time… In HollywoodQuentin Taratino
1​
61​
Oliver HumanzeeA Perfect SpyJohn le Carre
1​
64​
Dr_ZaiusFrog and Toad All YearArnold Lobel
1​
64​
EephusThe Big NowhereJames Ellroy
1​
58​
krista4Kafka on the ShoreHaruki Murakami
1​
64​
PsychopavFuries of CalderonJim Butcher
1​
64​
rockactionCollected Later PoemsAnthony Hecht
1​
64​
Long Ball LarryThe Three-Body ProblemLiu Cixin
1​
55​
shukeWoolHugh Howey
2​
64​

I'll pop back in later to discuss L.A. Confidential by James Ellroy.

@guru_007 :hifive:
:thumbup:
Was wondering how much overlap I'd have with other anonymous people from the internet.
 
How are you guys making that so that you can see it? When I look at post #2, it hurts my head to try to read it.
 
How are you guys making that so that you can see it? When I look at post #2, it hurts my head to try to read it.
It didn't even occur to me that not everyone uses the dark display.

You can change it in the settings at the top of the page. It's just to the left of the search icon (magnifying glass) in the top right corner.
 
How are you guys making that so that you can see it? When I look at post #2, it hurts my head to try to read it.
It didn't even occur to me that not everyone uses the dark display.

You can change it in the settings at the top of the page. It's just to the left of the search icon (magnifying glass) in the top right corner.

Thanks. Switched it to read that and immediately switched back. Ick. I hope everything isn't posted that way?

Anyway, :hifive: to @turnjose7 - I was the other vote for The Divine Comedy.
 
High Window by Raymond Chandler (part of the Phillip Marlowe series)

I mistakenly assumed most would know who Chandler is, but in case not, he's probably the most acclaimed and influnetial writer of detective fiction. His Marlowe series infliuenced pretty much every mystery, noir, detective book ever written.

I forgot I put The High Window so well umm high lol. After moving so many things time after time eventually I just said screw it let me just submit this as is. I see a bunch of books on my list that at some times I had higher than that Chandler book but I guess that just shows how fluid these are and tough to pin down. Is it the best Phillip Marlowe novel? Probably not but it’s probably the most under appreciated and it doesn’t have any real good movie adaptation so it’s less well known. Check it out if you like detective stuff. An elderly woman hires Marlowe to find a missing rare coin from her husband’s coin collection but from there the bodies pile up quickly.

From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet away.
 
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I am a little surprised LA Confidential didn’t make it. Looks like another Ellroy also missed. I hope at least one makes it on.
 
Here's the Goodreads description for L. A. Confidential (1990) by James Ellroy (coming in at #55 on my list):
Christmas 1951, Los Angeles: a city where the police are as corrupt as the criminals. Six prisoners are beaten senseless in their cells by cops crazed on alcohol. For the three LAPD detectives involved, it will expose the guilty secrets on which they have built their corrupt and violent careers. The novel takes these cops on a sprawling epic of brutal violence and the murderous seedy side of Hollywood. One of the best crime novels ever written, it is the heart of Ellroy's four-novel masterpiece, the LA Quartet, and an example of crime writing at its most powerful.

The novel is best described as neo-noir (the added neo for extra sex and violence than plain old noir). A friend recommended the book in the early 90s and after reading it, I went on a tear through all of Ellroy's novels. IMHO this is the best of the bunch.

I expect that most people are more familiar with the movie, but the book is definitely worth reading even if you've seen the film.
 
I expect that most people are more familiar with the movie, but the book is definitely worth reading even if you've seen the film.

Loved the movie but haven't read the book. Speaking of movies, as I looked at various lists online to make sure I didn't overlook anything (which I probably did anyway), I was appalled by the number of times I said to myself, "Oh, I loved that book!" and then realized I was thinking of the movie and had actually never read the book. :bag:
 
Anyway, :hifive: to @turnjose7 - I was the other vote for The Divine Comedy.
I've got a decent amount of "classics" on my list, but I had trouble getting into this one and set it aside at maybe 10% in. Maybe I need to give it another shot.

I have a few classics that other people probably hated (but not "that whale book"). Some just hit us in the right spots, and some don't.
 
Lastly, I'd like to propose that we adhere to the Fiver rule (translation: the Thumper rule for books). Please refrain from disparaging remarks about selections. Criticism is acceptable. Mean-spirited remarks are not. I recognize that this is a somewhat vague distinction, but let's be cognizant of the intent of the rule.

By the way, I really appreciate this.
 
Looking forward to this. A mix of procrastination and a crazy back half of March (though likely heavily the former >.>) kept me out.
 
Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami was my #18, and one of three works I have on my list from my favorite author, Haruki Murakami. I probably could have put 15 on the list, including short story collections, and wouldn't have felt they were out of place. If you haven't read his stuff, I think this book is a good entry into his work as it's more immediately accessible than some, including the one I have ranked higher on my list. But an even better place to start would be with his short stories. Any of them will do.

I have difficulty describing Murakami's work - "surreal and dreamlike, but structured" was the best I could think of - and a quick Google shows me I'm not the only one. Some of my favorites from that thread:

- Noir on a light dose of acid and an ice cream cone
- like falling asleep while reading a mathematics textbook
- A semi-depressed 30 something man with a birth defect who loves Jazz is attracted to a woman with a limp. At some point, the man makes spaghetti. Or a simple meal of vegetables.

The good description might be this from the NYT: "...But while anyone can tell a story that resembles a dream, it's the rare artist, like this one, who can make us feel that we are dreaming it ourselves."
 
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I don't want to insult Dr, Octopus but is DaVinci Code the first trash sighting? I also had it ranked. 53
Depends how one defines trash but Chandler’s novels at the time of their release were considered pulp. He was received pretty negatively by many influential critics of the time and certainly nobody expected 60 years later people would still be reading his books let alone ranking them among the best of the century.
 
- like falling asleep while reading a mathematics textbook
- A semi-depressed 30 something man with a birth defect who loves Jazz is attracted to a woman with a limp. At some point, the man makes spaghetti. Or a simple meal of vegetables.
:lmao: and yet ... perfect.
 
@Dr_Zaius - great call on a Frog and Toad book. My kids loved these books and frankly, I did too. They're hilarious at times, thought-provoking and borderline sad at others. But mostly hilarious.
 
Anthony Hecht - Collected Later Poems (2005)

This is a collection of formalist, classical poetry written by one of the masters of the poetic form in the twentieth century in America. At times using abstruse allusions that make his artistic intentions somewhat difficult to understand for the lay reader (like myself), the rhyme, meter, and his thoughts and philosophy within his poetry are all so extraordinary that the more accessible poems are some of the finest I have ever read in the English language. I have taken to partially memorizing them because they’re so edifying and beautiful.

The inscription that begins the book:

For Helen

Oh my most dear, I know the live im-
print
Of that smile of gratitude
Know it more perfectly than any book
It brims upon the world, a mood
Of love, a mode of gladness without
stint
O that I may be worthy of that look.

The typesetting isn’t working (it has indentations and such), but you get the picture. It has complex but lovely and accessible meter and rhyme.

And the book proceeds from there. Other remarkable poems are “The Transparent Man” and “Terms," in which Hecht, who could be lethally serious and often biblical, rages about sin, violence, peace, and God's first and upcoming apocalypse and asks us:

What do those distant thunderheads betide?
Nothing to do with us. Not our disgrace
That the raped corpse of a four-
teen year old,
tied With friction tape, is found
in a ditch, and a tide Of violent
crime
breaks out. Yet the world
grown Wrathful,
corrupt, once loosed a true
floodtide That
inched inside the wards where
the frail
are tied To their beds, invaded
attics,
climbed to disclose Sharks in
the nurseries,
eels on the floor, to close Over
lives
and cries and herds, and on
that tide, Which splintered
barn, cottage
and city piece-Meal, one sole
family rode
the world to peace.
Think of the glittering morn-
ing when God's peace
Flooded the heavens as it with-
drew the tide:
Sweet grasses, endless field of
such rich
peace That for long after, when
men dreamed
of peace, It seemed a place
where beast and human
grace A pastoral landscape, a
Virgilian
peace, Or scene such as Mante-
gna's masterpiece
Of kneeling shepherds. But that
dream has grown
Threadbare, improbable, and
our paupers groan While
"stockpiled warheads guaran-
tee our peace,"
And troops, red-handed, mus-
cle in
for the close. Ours is a wound
that
bleeds and will not close.
Long since we had been cau-
tioned: "Until he close
His eyes forever, mildly and in
peace,
Call no man happy." The stain
of our disgrace
Grows ominously, a malign, in-
grown
Melanoma, softly spreading its
dark tide

Fire and brimstone! He could also be wickedly funny and sentimental, and he was adept at understanding romance and heartbreak. In short, I had this at number eighteen because I love it.
 
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@Dr_Zaius - great call on a Frog and Toad book. My kids loved these books and frankly, I did too. They're hilarious at times, thought-provoking and borderline sad at others. But mostly hilarious.
In addition to the books themselves, we had audio versions read by the author that we would have on for long car trips. They really hit the sweet spot IMO of books that the kids can enjoy while also being fun for the adults and subtly making the kids think a bit.
 
There were a handful of Chrichton swirling in my head for the list, and Sphere was one. I remember really liking it, but didn't remember much of it. That seemed to be a theme when I was brainstorming. I know I had an odd one that is a personal favorite much higher than it probably should be, but we will see if it shows up with other votes here.
 
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Is that list in post #2 just books in people's top 25 that didn't make the 300? Otherwise it seems very short to me.
 
Here's the Goodreads description for L. A. Confidential (1990) by James Ellroy (coming in at #55 on my list):
Christmas 1951, Los Angeles: a city where the police are as corrupt as the criminals. Six prisoners are beaten senseless in their cells by cops crazed on alcohol. For the three LAPD detectives involved, it will expose the guilty secrets on which they have built their corrupt and violent careers. The novel takes these cops on a sprawling epic of brutal violence and the murderous seedy side of Hollywood. One of the best crime novels ever written, it is the heart of Ellroy's four-novel masterpiece, the LA Quartet, and an example of crime writing at its most powerful.

The novel is best described as neo-noir (the added neo for extra sex and violence than plain old noir). A friend recommended the book in the early 90s and after reading it, I went on a tear through all of Ellroy's novels. IMHO this is the best of the bunch.

I expect that most people are more familiar with the movie, but the book is definitely worth reading even if you've seen the film.

I voted for the two earlier entries from Ellroy's LA quartet. It's been 25 years since I read the series and I could be all wrong but I recall his prose getting more stylized as his career progressed.
 
Bring Up the Bodies - Hilary Mantel (2012)

This was the second volume in Mantel’s Wolf Hall trilogy. Also the second one for which she won the Booker Prize, making her the first woman to win the award twice.

I suspect there may be at least one other book in the series that shows up in the top 300. The trilogy is about the rise and fall of Thomas Cromwell in the court of King Henry VIII. Kind of House of Cards-ish. This installment picks up after King Henry VII marries Anne Boleyn, and subsequent involvement with Jane Seymour. I’ll avoid spoilers for how that all ends, but it is a historical fiction — so, IYKYK.

BBC/PBS has a great Wolf Hall series. Season 1 focused on the first two books in the trilogy, starring the always great Mark Rylance as Cromwell and Damian Lewis as King Henry VIII. PBS just started airing Season 2, which is focused on the events of Book 3.
 
There were a handful of Chrichton on swirling in my head for the list, and Sphere was one. I remember really liking it, but didn't remember much of it. That seemed to be a theme when I was brainstorming. I know I had an odd one that is a personal favorite much higher than it probably should be, but we will see if it shows up with other votes here.

I had Sphere at 64 on my list. I have 2 other Crichton books on my list, both ranked higher. Sphere is a little more ridiculous than some of his stuff, but it is a ton of fun.
 

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