The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (1 Viewer)

[Van Dyman]

MJ: stylish fedora

Stacy = stylish black high heels

Kate and married girl...not stylish?

 

[johnnycakes]

 

[EYLive]

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

 love you ####ers 

 

[Zegras11]

 love you ####ers 

we love hugs

 

[Gee Spot]

Impressive use of kerfuffle.

Nice work in this thread.

 

[ChiefD]

we love hugs

And by hugs he means the Colonel boning and performing Fleur-de-lingus on random Lousiana twatlawns.

 

[James Daulton]

Doesn't the term cougar only apply when the gal in question is pursuing a younger dude?  I believe our hero,while not old by any stretch of the imagination, isn't exactly in his roaring 20's either. 

 

[Jayrod]

Never known a Stacy I didn't like.  Practically the same name as Amber.  

I can vouch for this.

 

[gianmarco]

Fleur-de-lingus on random Lousiana twatlawns.

I miss sigs.

 

[dhockster]

Never known a Stacy I didn't like.  Practically the same name as Amber.  

You think Stacy's hot, you should see her mom.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

You think Stacy's hot, you should see her mom.

All right, you're out of my room.  Seriously, get out.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Someone needs to get a GoFundMe page dedicated to getting @Arizona Ron, @Evilgrin 72, and @Nathan R. Jessep together.

The drinking, sexing, and hugging that would ensue would be epic. Oh, stories that would be told.

You have these in the wrong order.  Sexing, drinking, and hugging respectively.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Gotta be some nice jeans or a gun-friendly polo in that pile.

I have several gun-friendly polos but sadly, no guns.  Luckily, I get the same prices as the NRA members these days at all rental car agencies.

 

[wikkidpissah]

a man in black approaches the stage. "evenin' ladies and gentleman, i'm Johnny Clasp"

*boomchukkaboomchukkaboomchukkaboomchuka*

The clusterhug's a-comin

It's rolling round the bend

And i aint had a firm embrace since i don't know when

I'm stuck in Nathan's story, barely holdin' on

But that hug train keeps a rollin, will it leave him alone.....

i'll be back w the "i squoze a gal in Reno, just to watch her smile" part after the next seg

 

[Kanil]

Have not read anything yet but

 

[ChiefD]

69 pages

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

a man in black approaches. "evenin' ladies and gentleman, i'm Johnny Clasp"

*boomchukkaboomchukkaboomchukkaboomchuka*

The clustehug's a-comin

It's rolling round the bend

And i aint had a firm embrace since i don't know when

I'm stuck in Nathan's story, barely holdin' on

But that hug train keeps a rollin, will it leave him alone.....

i'll be back w the "i squoze a gal in Reno, just to watch her smile" part after the next seg

 well done, sir 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

And by hugs he means the Colonel boning and performing Fleur-de-lingus on random Lousiana twatlawns.

  I'm hereby adopting this term in real life. Thank you for this gem. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Doesn't the term cougar only apply when the gal in question is pursuing a younger dude?  I believe our hero,while not old by any stretch of the imagination, isn't exactly in his roaring 20's either. 

I chose that word intentionally. Wait for it....  

 

[Galileo]

I chose that word intentionally. Wait for it....  

 

[Kanil]

Caught up... Can't wait for the group hug.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I got slammed at work today, so it may be tomorrow before i can type out the next chapter. I will say that this story has not yet concluded (in real life) so there will be a slow-down (I know you're shocked) once we're caught up through the events of the weekend, and yesterday.  

 

[dhockster]

I got slammed at work today, so it may be tomorrow before i can type out the next chapter. I will say that this story has not yet concluded (in real life) so there will be a slow-down (I know you're shocked) once we're caught up through the events of the weekend, and yesterday.  

Look, we don't need excuses, we just need our hug stories. For some of us, THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT!!!!!! SO GET SOMETHING TO US BY TOMORROW, OR WE'LL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!!!!!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I somehow left out MJ.  She could obviously get it too.  Eeh hee! Shamone!

 

[Joe Summer]

What kind of clothes?

 

[Galileo]

She was a solid 8 - 8.5 upon 'across the table' sight alone. (Upon close inspection and through conversation, I would later upgrade this score.  )

You're doin' it wrong.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

You're doin' it wrong.

I don't doubt that ever.

 

[Galileo]

Doesn't the term cougar only apply when the gal in question is pursuing a younger dude? 

I chose that word intentionally. Wait for it....  

You took Stacey home and her mom hugged you?

 

[bryhamm]

 

[worrierking]

Just like in the neighbor thread....You're doing it all wrong!



Hope this thread is a tenth as entertaining as that one.  Good luck Colonel.

 

[BeTheMatch]

Fine

 

[Brony]

You took Stacey home and her mom hugged you?

My money is on Dave's stepmom.  meow. 

 

[Courtjester]

Tonight on the Hallmark channel our hero gets a hug.....

 

[Tom Servo]

Three pages in, what? Three hours?

The Colonel has established himself as a story teller.

 

[Angry Beavers]

OK - I am in - great pilot... don't screw this up Colonel. We are counting on you .

 

[sbonomo]

Can you post in the title the update and page number (busy week for me so I can't just hit f5)?  TIA

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Can you post in the title the update and page number (busy week for me so I can't just hit f5)?  TIA

Will do, GB. 

 

[arrow1]

 

[LAUNCH]

You took Stacey home and her mom hugged you?

Stacy's mom has got it going on.

 

[arrow1]

Stacy's mom has got it going on.

 

[James Daulton]

For someone who's constantly being told he's doing it wrong, our hero's hug kill rate is pretty damn impressive.

Keep on being you NRJ.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Inspired. 

 

[Galileo]

For someone who's constantly being told he's doing it wrong, our hero's hug kill rate is pretty damn impressive.

Keep on being you NRJ.

My reference was purely in regard to the rating being modified upward based on conversation...this should never factor into it, IMO.  I will not challenge his hug skills.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I somehow left out MJ.  She could obviously get it too.  Eeh hee! Shamone!

Thanks for this post. Right hand to Joe Pesci, this entire time I was wondering what Michael Jordan had to do with fedoras. 

 

[Drunken knight]

bravo

did anyone need to borrow racks to get home?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Stacy's mom has got it going on.

Seriously, get out. 

 

[James Daulton]

Inspired. 

Oh now you're in the big leagues! 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Inspired. 

If, with this thread, I have given nothing to the FFA other than an inspired AZ Ron, then I will call it a win for us all. I should probably stop right now while I'm ahead, but alas I won't.  Onward to disappointment and identifying flawed writing patterns. 

 

[EYLive]

I chose that word intentionally. Wait for it....  

60 is the new 50? If so, I'm out.

j/k I'll always be in.