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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter Nathan R. Jessep
- Start date
ProstheticRGK
Footballguy
El Floppo said:
I’m pretty sure the Colonel is a dude.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
slow down cowboy. It's not like he's married and has to hop on her back and bite her neck into submission like us married guys.Dan Lambskin said:
Frontal attacks create too much lasting damage.
Marriage is like the Serengeti man.
northern exposure
Footballguy
Yup. She's got it going on. #FountainsofWaynedhockster said:
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
northern exposure
Footballguy
When I read this I hear "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent in my head.Nathan R. Jessep said:I chose that word intentionally. Wait for it....
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I hope this story ends with MJ and Stacy eating Bugles out of NRJ's a## with their hands behind their backs like Hungry Hungry Hippos. Or at least that he gives someone a pair of Arabian Goggles.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
JaxBill
Footballguy
Don't Toews Me
Footballguy
JaxBill
Footballguy
NutterButter
Footballguy
Please update the title when you find some time to continue. This reminds me of the post where the guy stepped on a nail or something like that; such a promising start but went nowhere.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Skipdog77
Footballguy
Prince Myshkin
Footballguy
I hate when I tune into these things before their conclusion...I always fear a George R. R. Martin lapse from one book to the next.
northern exposure
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Galileo
Footballguy
Prince Myshkin
Footballguy
I'm afraid to...no telling what kinds of ads will be popping up for weeks afterAlright...I admit it. I had to google the goggles.
NotSmart
Footballguy
Drunken knight
Footballguy
Psssss. Try to avoid Michaels
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sbonomo
Footballguy
I am back in the dating scene so about to start sending you pics again to post. I am a terrible creative writer so I will have to let the “pictures are worth a thousand words” work for me.
pollardsvision
Footballguy
It sounds like that would still keep Stacy at a solid 7. A lot of us old farts could use a solid 7.
Galileo
Footballguy
James Daulton
Footballguy
NRJ: Straight Hug Life
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Ned
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Ned
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
gianmarco
Footballguy
You probably put it there!
That actually brings up results? I guess I shouldn't be surprised...
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Probably less food and more musical instruments I would guess.
That actually brings up results? I guess I shouldn't be surprised...
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SWC
Bromigo
listen here old colonol you just keep on keepin on like you always do and if that means saints gear than hell yeah it means saints gear the trick is to act like you just showed up with the head papershaker no matter who you walked in with and if you own it with authority then the ladies are gonna swoon and thats just how it is so take that to the bank bromigo
Drunken knight
Footballguy
I keep waiting for him to reveal that whoever he ended up with was on the rag and
"You're damn right he ordered the code red!"
"You're damn right he ordered the code red!"
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Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Wait, wasn't there a scene in one of the "American Pie" movies that had a kid getting a bugle or trumpet jammed up the ol' ####pipe?
ChiefD
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
There's probably about a 90% chance that movie had that impossibly lame "Stacy's Mom" song in it too. I think those movies used every limpd##k bubblegum-rock song recorded in the mid-late 90s at one point or another.
