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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (1 Viewer)

Meh. Nothing to report. It was a tame night. Stacy got drunk earlier in the afternoon and didn't show up, but I did get a couple of drunk texts. (Yes, I realize she was probably just blowing off the party because I was there, even though she had told me she was definitely coming when we spoke on the phone.) Dave and MJ were out of town and not in attendance. Margot, Kate and the rest of the usual suspects were all pretty mild-mannered and well-behaved. No sign of Random Guy. :tinfoilhat:  

Sorry for the disappointing update.  <_<

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Meh. Nothing to report. It was a tame night. Stacy got drunk earlier in the afternoon and didn't show up, but I did get a couple of drunk texts. (Yes, I realize she was probably just blowing off the party because I was there, even though she had told me she was definitely coming when we spoke on the phone.) Dave and MJ were out of town and not in attendance. Margot, Kate and the rest of the usual suspects were all pretty mild-mannered and well-behaved. No sign of Random Guy. :tinfoilhat:  

Sorry for the disappointing update.  <_<
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This still sounds significantly more interesting than my weekend.  

 
i agree that donuts are a food hug but you gotta be careful because if you send over a cream puff that is the food ekwivalent of a hug with a little butt grab at the end its like hey you mean a lot to me and bam i also think you have one hell of a keester so look all i am saying is be careful what other food you send over there it could get you in a world of trouble take that to the bank bromigo 

 
SWC said:
i agree that donuts are a food hug but you gotta be careful because if you send over a cream puff that is the food ekwivalent of a hug with a little butt grab at the end its like hey you mean a lot to me and bam i also think you have one hell of a keester so look all i am saying is be careful what other food you send over there it could get you in a world of trouble take that to the bank bromigo 
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:lol: noted, GB. For Marissa, I went with my personal favorite from the local shop, a blueberry cake donut. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Meh. Nothing to report. It was a tame night. Stacy got drunk earlier in the afternoon and didn't show up, but I did get a couple of drunk texts. (Yes, I realize she was probably just blowing off the party because I was there, even though she had told me she was definitely coming when we spoke on the phone.) Dave and MJ were out of town and not in attendance. Margot, Kate and the rest of the usual suspects were all pretty mild-mannered and well-behaved. No sign of Random Guy. :tinfoilhat:  

Sorry for the disappointing update.  <_<
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I like the fact that you have to keep track of all of these made up names but you didn't make up a name for "Random Guy".  Well done.

 
oh jeez colornol you might have stepped in it blueberry is considered a powerful afrodeziak in several villages scattered throughout the eastern baltics luckily for you they spend most of there time chasing cheese wheels down hills to decide who is the champion of the village and are not really what you would call connected to the internet so there is a chance you will get away with this one but brohan i am telling you it again you really have to watch it with giving gals donuts and i for one hope that this lesson ends your days of riding the donut lightning and i for one salute you for making that change sham on take that to the bank bromigo 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
:lol: noted, GB. For Marissa, I went with my personal favorite from the local shop, a blueberry cake donut. 
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With all due respect....what.....the......hell....

No man ever impresses a woman with blueberry cake donuts. You may as well just said: “hi, i want to be pastry friends.”

I TOLD YOU - creme filled long johns. 

That says this: “I have what you want and its long and creamy and you will add MY NAME to that beautiful part of your inner thigh that will forever be known The Colonel Corner.”

 
SWC said:
oh jeez colornol you might have stepped in it blueberry is considered a powerful afrodeziak in several villages scattered throughout the eastern baltics luckily for you they spend most of there time chasing cheese wheels down hills to decide who is the champion of the village and are not really what you would call connected to the internet so there is a chance you will get away with this one but brohan i am telling you it again you really have to watch it with giving gals donuts and i for one hope that this lesson ends your days of riding the donut lightning and i for one salute you for making that change sham on take that to the bank bromigo 
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I'd like to call dibs on this as my new board name.  @Otis can you change this for me once the sale closes? TIA.

 
For God's sake, man, make some #### up.    You can't come in here with this "tame...mild mannered...well behaved" crap.  People here are hanging on your every adventure.  You have raised the bar, and you must surpass it with every update!  Now go back and edit that "Nothing to report" post or the FFA will have to do it for you.

 
Galileo said:
For God's sake, man, make some #### up.    You can't come in here with this "tame...mild mannered...well behaved" crap.  People here are hanging on your every adventure.  You have raised the bar, and you must surpass it with every update!  Now go back and edit that "Nothing to report" post or the FFA will have to do it for you.
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In any good epic, the hero does suffers some defeats or reversals of fortune. NRJ is just traversing the desert like Conan the Barbarian...or something.

 
ChiefD said:
With all due respect....what.....the......hell....

No man ever impresses a woman with blueberry cake donuts. You may as well just said: “hi, i want to be pastry friends.”

I TOLD YOU - creme filled long johns. 

That says this: “I have what you want and its long and creamy and you will add MY NAME to that beautiful part of your inner thigh that will forever be known The Colonel Corner.”
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:lmao: :lmao:   While I understand the subliminal message aspect of the creme fill, trust me when I say these blueberry cake masterpieces are culinary god-sends. Oh and they are lightly glazed as well. Hows' that for subliminal?

 
Since we are talking baked goods.... B, Marissa's youngest, brought us a plate of biscuits this morning as we were walking out the door to head out for school/work. What do we think biscuits mean? @SWC ?

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Since we are talking baked goods.... B, Marissa's youngest, brought us a plate of biscuits this morning as we were walking out the door to head out for school/work. What do we think biscuits mean? @SWC ?
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It means the ball is in your court to reciprocate with something that will in turn deliver unto you some pie action.

 
biscuits is the working mans pastry it means that she wants you to work to win her back but carefully as if your job is building a ship in the bottle with small moves aimed at showing her you care about her either that or she figured hey i am either going to give these biscuits to the old coronol or i am throwing them out and you were better than the trash either way things are looking up take that to the bank brohan

 
SWC said:
biscuits is the working mans pastry it means that she wants you to work to win her back but carefully as if your job is building a ship in the bottle with small moves aimed at showing her you care about her either that or she figured hey i am either going to give these biscuits to the old coronol or i am throwing them out and you were better than the trash either way things are looking up take that to the bank brohan
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pretty much my thoughts exactly, and if I am thinking along the same lines as the ol' SWCer, then I'm taking that #### to the bank brochachos

 
gianmarco said:
I prefer sticky buns.....if you know what I mean.
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that's a  fine product... right around the corner from the glazed doughnut.

we have a fred that likes boston creme

christo likes his big apple fritter

AR doesn't discriminate and will have several at the same time.... in the shower

 
Galileo said:
For God's sake, man, make some #### up.    You can't come in here with this "tame...mild mannered...well behaved" crap.  People here are hanging on your every adventure.  You have raised the bar, and you must surpass it with every update!  Now go back and edit that "Nothing to report" post or the FFA will have to do it for you.
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This place has enough stupid (roknrole) and fake (AZron) stories. I like NRJ's approach better.

 
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