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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)

I think...

Arizona Ron said:
I doubt that you'll get another chance with this chick.  
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...it's safe...

Arizona Ron said:
Also, why were you concerned about anyone walking in while having sex?  Neither of you were dating the other people, right?
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...to say...

Arizona Ron said:
I wonder how many times this chick has said, "I want you to #### me" and not get ####.  Hot chicks don't handle rejection well.  She might have been fine while she's drinking but I really think she's stewing over it.  Flat out rejected - no other way for her to see it.
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...that @Arizona Ron...

Arizona Ron said:
Did you crank one out or something?  How do you lay down next to a chick all this time without pitching a tent or poking a hole in her back.

Were you having an ED moment?
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...does not approve of your decisions.

 
So was everyone in this group only drinking booze? I’ve stayed up to dawn drinking more times than I care to remember but almost always I was on coke, ecstasy or some type of hallucinogens.

 
I am rooting for NRJ but I dont see a happy ending here. I think he blew it.

 
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This thread, like the other, is all fun and games to read...

...but in all seriousness, if I'm up and out past 2am and I don't get laid and/or pancake puppies from Denny's, this guy is gonna be one unhappy camper 

 
There's no way I stay out drinking until 6 am, get some old broad ;) off, not bust a nut and then snuggle on the ####### couch, on my side. Hell, I think the sleeping on the couch part annoys me the most.  

 
i can sympathize a bit.  I stayed up til 4AM drinking all night one time, ended up playing strip poker with a lady who was 38 yrs old when I was about 23-24.   We went back to my room to consumate the deal and i hammered her for about 45 minutes, couldn't finish.   too much alcohol numbing and dehydration i guess.    Didn't care, still had fun and gave her a reason to walk a little slower the next day.   Course that was a total one timer, never saw her again and had no interest in dating.   I could see how if Colonel actually likes this gal and was worried about performance issues and the situation not being quite right that he would do what he did.   I'm guessing he actually wouldn't mind dating this gal more than one time and that frames the actions he took

 
ProstheticRGK said:
Reading a Colonel dating story is like watching softcore porn on the local cable access channel. In Salt Lake City.
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It's like watching the scrambled porn channel trying to masturbate to the boob you think you see for 20 minutes until you are about to climax when the picture suddenly becomes clear and you realize you've been wacking it to a dude's arm the whole time.

 
shadyridr said:
It's like watching the scrambled porn channel trying to masturbate to the boob you think you see for 20 minutes until you are about to climax when the picture suddenly becomes clear and you realize you've been wacking it to a dude's arm the whole time.
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I've never come close to lasting 20 minutes whacking it to a dude's arm. 

 
I'm going to leave the other fork in this story be for right now and we will come back to that, because we have more pressing time-sensitive matters at hand. This update picks up at about 10AM.

Stacy and I woke up, though I didn't really sleep a whole hell of a lot after Kate got back and woke me up again. I have to get home (about 2 hours from Kate's place) to get my kids and then we have to drive another 45 minutes to do some experiments for my son's science project :wall:  I walk Stacy to her car and give her a hug (THERE it is :wub:  ) and a kiss and said I would text her later and we departed. 

I text her later to make sure she made it home safe because it was pouring rain and she said she did and that she was glad to have met me and had a great time with me. I agreed with her sentiments and said that we should do something together again soon.  She said: "I'd like that."  :yes:  

We texted intermittently Sunday night and Monday, mostly just small talk and a few tongue-in-cheek references to Sunday AM's activities. I devise a plan for a date. She lives about an hour and a half from me, and about half way to her town is another little decent sized town. We will call it Cougartown. My plan was to meet Friday for lunch and spend a few hours together a cool little bar/restaurant there before I had to go pick up my kids from school that afternoon. I had no idea what her work schedule was though, so I just start off by asking if she was off Friday. She said she could be. :thumbup:   Before I could even suggest Cougartown, she, seemingly on the same wavelength, says "I could meet you in Cougartown."  :thumbup:   I suggested the place I had in mind and she says great, that she had been there before. We agree on a time and the date is set. 

Back to the small talk. She had asked me previously how Kate and I became friends, and I had told her we actually met on Tinder :wall:  so she had been giving me #### about Tinder for a while, and we traded a few lighthearted jabs back and forth. She mentioned that she had never used Tinder and that she really hadn't been interested in anyone in quite a while, but she found me interesting. :yes:  When I asked why, she said because I seemed like a genuinely nice guy :bowtie:  and that I was easy to talk to and she thought we could have endless conversations, and she liked the way I kissed. :brush:  I told her that her kissing game was pretty good too, but I needed to make sure it wasn't a fluke, to be completely sure. She laughed and we traded a few more jabs. She said something like "I just don't want you to disappoint me" and I said "I'll try not to." She replies "You did well. You made me want more. Lots more." :bowtie:   I said "good" and we chat a bit more and then, completely out of scope of the conversation, I get this text: "I'm getting a room in Cougartown Friday" :chills: So as not to give away the fact I'm doing cartwheels around the room and thanking the sweet cougar heavens that I didn't blow my opportunity, I fire back "am I invited? Or is that for your Tinder date after you have lunch with me?"  Her: "You" :yes:  

We've texted a bit throughout the week and have both indicated we are looking forward to Friday.

Oh yes. This is happening. I have a feeling it's going to be an epic Friday night. 

 
[pantherguy]So you’re going to pay for the room, sit in the corner, and watch an alpha smash this bag of bones huh? [/pantherguy]

Go get em’ Colonel!

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
My plan was to meet Friday for lunch and spend a few hours together a cool little bar/restaurant there before I had to go pick up my kids from school that afternoon.

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Oh yes. This is happening. I have a feeling it's going to be an epic Friday night. 
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Uh...you forget about the kids??

 
Arizona Ron said:
Did you crank one out or something?  How do you lay down next to a chick all this time without pitching a tent or poking a hole in her back.

Were you having an ED moment?
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 What would it take for you to take the good Colonel under your guidance and return to us a General? 

 
I hope on Friday night you can work in a:

" Welcome to Cougartown. Population: you."

;) :fingerguns:

 
Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so, pantherguy.

It would be pretty funny if this sensitive girl who doesn't want you to break her heart and seems interested in a "nice guy" says "I like pain" about two minutes into your consummation.  

 
By the way in case you aren't thinking clearly, this girl is a freak and is open to just about anything. She preemptively booked a room. I kid you not, she's finger blasted herself several times while imagining you this week.

 
Damn, this is really happening?  I've grown so accustomed to the endless tease that I can't help but feel we are being set up.

 
The only thing that would make this thread better is if @hagmania ran a pigeon show on Friday night on Twitch using puppets to show how the mating is being done. Except one pigeon puppet has a saints jersey and the other has a miniskirt

 
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Will our hero give in to the temptations of the flesh this time?  Or will he continue his noble pursuit to be the last remaining nice guy roaming the earth.

For answers stay tuned to this Hug Time and this Hug Channel. 

 
If you book the hotel room next door and post it here, guaranteed you can get at least 20 of us there to watch and cheer you on.

 
####, I'm now late for work, but I just want to say GB bless you all and our hero, of course. This thread brings out the best in this place.

 
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