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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (3 Viewers)

I've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production.  5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.  :football:  

Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it. 

Don't wait up.
May the force be with you.

 
I've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production.  5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.  :football:  

Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it. 

Don't wait up.
I read that twice and I still didnt see the words "Viagra" or "cialis" in that post

rookie

 
I've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production.  5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.  :football:  

Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it. 

Don't wait up.
Don't let down "Rickey Johnson" tonight. 

 
I've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production.  5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.  :football:  

Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it. 

Don't wait up.
PUT A HELMET ON THAT SOLDIER! HE'S GOING INTO BATTLE! 

Wait, I think I already said that. 

 
Also brilliant when Adolf says talks about what he'll do to NRJ with his boner and EG grabs his collar.  Great work!!
Thanks man. I tried to sync the activity on screen with the words. Spent WAY more time on that facet than I probably should have. :lol: gianmarco did an awesome job with that at the beginning with the map and that whole portion. 

 
Think I got it....

47 years old:  check
5'6":  check
Brunette:  check
Hazel/Brown eyes:  check

Show me.....Rachel  Weisz  FOR THE WIN! 
You know those "celebrity cheat lists" or whatever their called?  You know what I mean, the list of celebrities that you are allowed to have sex with without breaking your vows to your significant other?  Well, they are stupid.  My wife tried to pin me down one time with my "celebrity pass" and said her's was G. Clooney or B. Pitt or whatever.... like they would be interested in her.  Anyway, she persisted so I made her go first and then said my "cheat" was "Samantha in accounting"... an oddly specific name choice if you think about it... but there are two broads named Samantha in accounting :lol:  

However, I would give up every earthly possession I have accumulated, I would denounce everyone I love (including my kids) and never speak to them again, I would live the rest of my earthly life as a celibate pauper for the chance to fingerblast R. Weisz to orgasm while rocking the blue balls of steel (TBH, I would probably finish before her in this scenario).

 
You know those "celebrity cheat lists" or whatever their called?  You know what I mean, the list of celebrities that you are allowed to have sex with without breaking your vows to your significant other?  Well, they are stupid.  My wife tried to pin me down one time with my "celebrity pass" and said her's was G. Clooney or B. Pitt or whatever.... like they would be interested in her.  Anyway, she persisted so I made her go first and then said my "cheat" was "Samantha in accounting"... an oddly specific name choice if you think about it... but there are two broads named Samantha in accounting :lol:  

However, I would give up every earthly possession I have accumulated, I would denounce everyone I love (including my kids) and never speak to them again, I would live the rest of my earthly life as a celibate pauper for the chance to fingerblast R. Weisz to orgasm while rocking the blue balls of steel (TBH, I would probably finish before her in this scenario).
Mrs. Steeler is a lucky lady.  :D

 
I am so happy for NRJ

Good move on taking the dump. If you do go out to eat first I would make it a light meal.

 
Given their pre-date texts, NRJ would have to throw up all over himself during dinner to not score here. He's got this. He's not me. 

 
I don't know yet if this starts in the bullpen or if I'm walking straight from the parking lot into the batter's box, but I'm pretty excited to find out. 

Also, just FYI, don't expect an update before tomorrow night :brush:  When I get back tomorrow, I am taking the kids to a basketball game. And I kinda hope I'm too exhausted to type tomorrow night.  :D
Did we get an answer on what celeb she looks like?

 
My wife was telling me some story about something or other and I picked up a couple of the kids pencils and threw them and said "Look you made me throw pencils.  That's the worst thing I've ever done in my life by a significant margin."

She seemed confused, yet the story continued.

 
My wife was telling me some story about something or other and I picked up a couple of the kids pencils and threw them and said "Look you made me throw pencils.  That's the worst thing I've ever done in my life by a significant margin."

She seemed confused, yet the story continued.
:lmao:

 
Hopefully he's "sowing his royal oats" right now.

(I might be watching "Coming to America" for the eight millionth time.)

 
I like the good Colonel's approach of not clearing the chambers on game day. Maybe as a young buck, but we ain't young anymore. Endurance shouldn't be a problem, and munching the squishmitten can always help with that anyway. At this age, he's gotta present Stacy with the finest, hardest Louisville Slugger he has in the bag. No point in wasting that good wood at noon on game day into a Aaron Brooks souvenir cup.

 
tommyboy said:
Did you then threaten to rip off the kids balls like starting a lawnmower?
"like starting a lawnmower" was my personal favorite touch. So elegant, and it really brings the image of AR ripping NRJ's nuts off to life.

Well, either that, or the one dude grabbing his collar at the thought of AR beating NRJ about the neck with properly cooked asparagus. That attention to detail separates the pros from the amateurs.

 
"like starting a lawnmower" was my personal favorite touch. So elegant, and it really brings the image of AR ripping NRJ's nuts off to life.

Well, either that, or the one dude grabbing his collar at the thought of AR beating NRJ about the neck with properly cooked asparagus. That attention to detail separates the pros from the amateurs.
All true...... but seriously the "..... like two ski polls...." portion is still making me laugh way, way too much.

 
Hug mans story has been great but that Hitler video just made this thread hall of fame worthy.   The level of creativity that shows up here at times is amazing.  

 

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