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May the force be with you.I've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production. 5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.
Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it.
Don't wait up.
I read that twice and I still didnt see the words "Viagra" or "cialis" in that postI've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production. 5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.
Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it.
Don't wait up.
That is one helluva holy trinity. I was going to suggest Beckinsale next. Then I could justify Googling images of her.AK is untouchable IMO. She is in my holy trinity ofwith Kate Beckinsale and CZJ.
Don't let down "Rickey Johnson" tonight.I've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production. 5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.
Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it.
Don't wait up.
PUT A HELMET ON THAT SOLDIER! HE'S GOING INTO BATTLE!I've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production. 5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.
Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it.
Don't wait up.
Thanks man. I tried to sync the activity on screen with the words. Spent WAY more time on that facet than I probably should have.
gianmarco did an awesome job with that at the beginning with the map and that whole portion.
You know those "celebrity cheat lists" or whatever their called? You know what I mean, the list of celebrities that you are allowed to have sex with without breaking your vows to your significant other? Well, they are stupid. My wife tried to pin me down one time with my "celebrity pass" and said her's was G. Clooney or B. Pitt or whatever.... like they would be interested in her. Anyway, she persisted so I made her go first and then said my "cheat" was "Samantha in accounting"... an oddly specific name choice if you think about it... but there are two broads named Samantha in accounting
Mrs. Steeler is a lucky lady.You know those "celebrity cheat lists" or whatever their called? You know what I mean, the list of celebrities that you are allowed to have sex with without breaking your vows to your significant other? Well, they are stupid. My wife tried to pin me down one time with my "celebrity pass" and said her's was G. Clooney or B. Pitt or whatever.... like they would be interested in her. Anyway, she persisted so I made her go first and then said my "cheat" was "Samantha in accounting"... an oddly specific name choice if you think about it... but there are two broads named Samantha in accounting
However, I would give up every earthly possession I have accumulated, I would denounce everyone I love (including my kids) and never speak to them again, I would live the rest of my earthly life as a celibate pauper for the chance to fingerblast R. Weisz to orgasm while rocking the blue balls of steel (TBH, I would probably finish before her in this scenario).
Did we get an answer on what celeb she looks like?I don't know yet if this starts in the bullpen or if I'm walking straight from the parking lot into the batter's box, but I'm pretty excited to find out.
Also, just FYI, don't expect an update before tomorrow nightWhen I get back tomorrow, I am taking the kids to a basketball game. And I kinda hope I'm too exhausted to type tomorrow night.
She’s on General Hospital and was on Dancing With The Stars but my favorite work of hers was her playboy spread
That makes me so happy. I was making myself giggle there.
I would have no idea on the first two references, but I'm willing to do some research to find out more about the last one.
"like starting a lawnmower" was my personal favorite touch. So elegant, and it really brings the image of AR ripping NRJ's nuts off to life.tommyboy said:
All true...... but seriously the "..... like two ski polls...." portion is still making me laugh way, way too much.
