AcerFC
Footballguy
I live in NY, home of 10 million pizza places. I have never, not once ever recieved a ticket.
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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter Nathan R. Jessep
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Zegras11
Footballguy
I'm going to claim BS here. I'm sure there are plenty of old places that still use tickets. I know of a ribs place that does.I live in NY, home of 10 million pizza places. I have never, not once ever recieved a ticket.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
ARE THESE THE MATTERS WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS?! DINNER BILLS AND NAME SPELLINGS!? 
shadyridr
Footballguy
James Bond
Footballguy
This is some of the best fiction I've ever read.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
It was right then and there I couldn’t hold back anymore and ejactulated in my light grey Calvin Klein boxer briefs. Staring into that familiar look of disappointment...She grabs the back of my head and says very directly "take the rest of your #### off."Who am I to argue with a direct order? So I comply......
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Galileo
Footballguy
tommyboy
Footballguy
Dickie Dunn
Footballguy
Yeah, have any of you sleuths found Stacy at the "Purse Forum" yet? It's a Sunday, there's no football on. What else could you have to do?
JuniorGong
Footballguy
worrierking
Footballguy
I thought about bringing back the Purse Forum FFA schtick but couldn't come up with any new material. It would have been fun to hear from SWC-section again. But the Hitler parody was so devastating I didn't feel like I could compete with that.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Steeler
Footballguy
pollardsvision
Footballguy
northern exposure
Footballguy
Bacon is Delicious
Footballguy
I needed this. I spent last night listening to my wife throwing up from the flu.
:X
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I thought muff was making a comeback
No. Probably the same people who wait “on” line instead of in line
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
You’ve seem to have enough free time to come in every 20 min and like a few posts!! Give us an update!!!!!(Will continue ASAP, likely in a few hours. Household and fatherly duties aplenty today, since I did precisely #### yesterday, and kids are hovering nearby.)
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JuniorGong
Footballguy
Pics?
I needed this. I spent last night listening to my wife throwing up from the flu.
:X
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Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Pizza and beer on the first night and you house most of the pizza?I picked a local brewery and handmade pizza place that's not too far down the road and we head out. We enjoyed a couple of locally brewed Irish Red Ales while waiting on our pizza to arrive. The pizza gets there and we both have a slice, then she says that's all she wanted and watches with amusement as I devour the rest of it, while telling her about my "No pizza left behind" policy.
Do you think she wanted “lactose farts and chill”???
???
msudaisy26
Footballguy
Agree here. Was pizza the plan all along? If so why not just stay in the room and order delivery after?
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
msudaisy26
Footballguy
pantherclub
Footballguy
mr fancypants
Footballguy
Atta boy Colonel, you could be in line for a promotion.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
NotSmart
Footballguy
msudaisy26
Footballguy
Sorry am I off today, I did the same thing to GM in the NBA thread. Totally missing on obvious takes.Neither am I.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
That's it? I've been in the car for 6 hours, just popped a beer and a page and a half?
stacy is the way it's spelled
check or bill. Ticket?
never should have left the room
beers and 85% of a pizza. No way am I doing much more than farting for the few hours
no one cares what I think
way to go colonel!
I've been in the car for 6 hours, just popped a beer and a page and a half?stacy is the way it's spelled
check or bill. Ticket?
never should have left the room
beers and 85% of a pizza. No way am I doing much more than farting for the few hours
no one cares what I think
way to go colonel!
pantherclub
Footballguy
meh its a middle age dude with no game bragging about banging a 50 year old, it is what it is
otello
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Bacon is Delicious
Footballguy
Keerock
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
baymen
Footballguy
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Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
She pulls me back on top of, then inside of, her and I give her the best minute and a half that I had pent up inside of me. She kinda giggled and bit her lip as I tried to catch my breath. I said “that wasn’t supposed to happen just yet, but I kinda expected it.” She said “don’t worry about that, I’m not done with you.” :chills:
We relax for a few minutes and then she starts rubbing my chest and kissing on me again and it is on again. A much better performance by the colonel in round 2 had her whisperyelling obscenities in my ear and digging into my back and hips with her fingernails.
I finish and collapse on top of her and she says “Dayumm! Good job.” and pats me on the back.
She snuggles up to me and we lay there for a little while just relaxing. She rubs my chest again and her hand starts heading south. She says “you got another round in you?” and I say “I don’t know but there’s one way to find out.” She says “I hope so because I want you to flip me over and grab my hips this time.” :chills: Yep. After hearing that, almost instantly, I did indeed have another round in me.
We both collapse in exhaustion after the 3rd at-bat of the night, and drift off to sleep.
I wake up the next morning and stumble, legs still a little shaky, to the bathroom and brush my teeth, and survey the damage on my back. Not too bad. She’s rousing around when I get back to the bed and she goes to brush her teeth as well. She gets back to the bed and immediately starts kissing me again, and it is game on once again.
After that round, she grabs the remote and flips on the TV and turns it to, of her own accord, the NFL combine.
I’m starving at that point, having already burned through the previous night’s dinner as well as my reserve calorie stores, so we start discussing a game plan for breakfast/brunch. Checkout time was 11am. We were talking about getting food, but I think we both knew damn well we weren’t leaving that room until 11am. Neither of us had any clothing on since about 10pm the night before and I didn’t see that changing before about 10:55am.
I start kissing her again and that’s all it took for the breakfast discussion to be sidelined. I playfully throw her down onto her back and climb on top of her and look her in the eyes with a smirk.
She shakes her head, bites her lip and giggles and says “you are ridiculous! C’mere” and pulls me in. I figured this might be my final performance of the tournament so I gave it my all. She was not disappointed in my efforts, and I think we almost really did need those apology notes for the neighboring rooms. 
It's nearing 10:30, so we do actually get up and start making efforts to get dressed and packed up. I take a quick shower and put my underwear back on for the first time since we got home from dinner while she goes to take a shower. She comes out and gets dressed. It’s 10:45 or so at this point. She’s fully clothed, and I’m in the bed in my underwear, with the covers pulled up to about my waist. She climbs on top of me and starts kissing me, then down my chest, then proceeds to take me into her mouth. And, coincidentally, at about the same time Chark from LSU ran the 4.34 40, I thought I was going to blast her against the wall when she made me finish…in her mouth. Holy ####. I was tapped out. Not sure I could handle any more without plentiful sustenance and adequate replenishing of bodily fluids.
I took the next several minutes to catch my breath and let my legs quit shaking. I throw the rest of my clothes on and we walk out the door at 10:59. We hit a local coffee shop for some much needed coffee and a snack, then hit the road home.
In texting over the next day, she was very complimentary of the colonel. She, recalling a joke I had made to her earlier in the week, said she wasn’t convinced this session wasn’t a fluke, and we probably need to do more research. And oh yes, research we will. Soon.
I'm not sure what the official scorebook says, but as I can recall, i was 5 for 5 with a BB and 6 RBI. One of my better tournament performances, if I say so myself. And definitely a night I won't ever forget.
We relax for a few minutes and then she starts rubbing my chest and kissing on me again and it is on again. A much better performance by the colonel in round 2 had her whisperyelling obscenities in my ear and digging into my back and hips with her fingernails.
I finish and collapse on top of her and she says “Dayumm! Good job.” and pats me on the back.
She snuggles up to me and we lay there for a little while just relaxing. She rubs my chest again and her hand starts heading south. She says “you got another round in you?” and I say “I don’t know but there’s one way to find out.” She says “I hope so because I want you to flip me over and grab my hips this time.” :chills: Yep. After hearing that, almost instantly, I did indeed have another round in me.
We both collapse in exhaustion after the 3rd at-bat of the night, and drift off to sleep.I wake up the next morning and stumble, legs still a little shaky, to the bathroom and brush my teeth, and survey the damage on my back. Not too bad. She’s rousing around when I get back to the bed and she goes to brush her teeth as well. She gets back to the bed and immediately starts kissing me again, and it is game on once again.
After that round, she grabs the remote and flips on the TV and turns it to, of her own accord, the NFL combine.
I’m starving at that point, having already burned through the previous night’s dinner as well as my reserve calorie stores, so we start discussing a game plan for breakfast/brunch. Checkout time was 11am. We were talking about getting food, but I think we both knew damn well we weren’t leaving that room until 11am. Neither of us had any clothing on since about 10pm the night before and I didn’t see that changing before about 10:55am. I start kissing her again and that’s all it took for the breakfast discussion to be sidelined. I playfully throw her down onto her back and climb on top of her and look her in the eyes with a smirk.
She shakes her head, bites her lip and giggles and says “you are ridiculous! C’mere” and pulls me in. I figured this might be my final performance of the tournament so I gave it my all. She was not disappointed in my efforts, and I think we almost really did need those apology notes for the neighboring rooms. It's nearing 10:30, so we do actually get up and start making efforts to get dressed and packed up. I take a quick shower and put my underwear back on for the first time since we got home from dinner
while she goes to take a shower. She comes out and gets dressed. It’s 10:45 or so at this point. She’s fully clothed, and I’m in the bed in my underwear, with the covers pulled up to about my waist. She climbs on top of me and starts kissing me, then down my chest, then proceeds to take me into her mouth. And, coincidentally, at about the same time Chark from LSU ran the 4.34 40, I thought I was going to blast her against the wall when she made me finish…in her mouth. Holy ####. I was tapped out. Not sure I could handle any more without plentiful sustenance and adequate replenishing of bodily fluids. I took the next several minutes to catch my breath and let my legs quit shaking. I throw the rest of my clothes on and we walk out the door at 10:59. We hit a local coffee shop for some much needed coffee and a snack, then hit the road home.
In texting over the next day, she was very complimentary of the colonel. She, recalling a joke I had made to her earlier in the week, said she wasn’t convinced this session wasn’t a fluke, and we probably need to do more research.
And oh yes, research we will. Soon.I'm not sure what the official scorebook says, but as I can recall, i was 5 for 5 with a BB and 6 RBI. One of my better tournament performances, if I say so myself.
And definitely a night I won't ever forget. 
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
JFC, I'm going to have a heart attack laughing. Can't breath.
The ski polls on the floor by the bed made me hit my head on my desk I was laughing so hard.
Wait.................... the Mickey pigeon from the FFA group - was that me?
JFC I hope no clients come in for the next 74 hours.
Bacon is Delicious
Footballguy
Did she use the bathroom between any of these?She snuggles up to me and we lay there for a little while just relaxing. She rubs my chest again and her hand starts heading south. She says “you got another round in you?” and I say “I don’t know but there’s one way to find out.” She says “I hope so because I want you to flip me over and grab my hips this time.” :chills: Yep. After hearing that, almost instantly, I did indeed have another round in me.
Because UTI's are no good for date #3.
