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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (3 Viewers)

The gates to that spillway have been closed for some time, allowing the reservoir to fill to dangerous proportions.  The levels had to be drawn down or the dam may have burst having horrible and catastrophic consequences for those in the flood plane.
Coifed Dillole:  So, you were here when it happened, can you describe the scene when the dam burst:

Bystander:  Well, and this is going to sound weird, the first thing I noticed was Barry White music playing and then profound thank you's being shouted over and over by a man sobbing.

Coifed Dillole: And then?

Bystander:  Well a wall of white viscous substance came a thundrin down that draw over there and any children in its path was drowned, swept away, or stuck to sides of buildings they was swept up against.  It was like the Elmer's Glue factory exploded! 

 
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So I haven’t opened this thread until today.  I know what I am doing on my flight tommorow.

BLACKDOTTTSSS

 
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All you guys saying you couldn't swing 6-12. Imagine it was with someone totally new, lots of build up, new everything to explore, tons of enthusiasm, you might surprise yourself. :coffee:  

 
All you guys saying you couldn't swing 6-12. Imagine it was with someone totally new, lots of build up, new everything to explore, tons of enthusiasm, you might surprise yourself. :coffee:  
I'd be surprising somebody, but it wouldn't be me and the surprise wouldn't be very good either.

 
All you guys saying you couldn't swing 6-12. Imagine it was with someone totally new, lots of build up, new everything to explore, tons of enthusiasm, you might surprise yourself. :coffee:  
easily, with a newer chick that was hot and knew what she was doing.

yea you're not going to bother going 5+ rounds with a wife or GF you've nailed a 1000 times, that's just work there unless some good drugs are involved.

 
I appreciate the comments, but I disagree. With all of them. Here's why:

1. I just personally disagree with this opinion. I was genuinely curious about her answer, and it gave her an opportunity to show me a little bit of "substance" (or not) and she passed with flying colors. 

2. Wrong, GB. The kiss is where it all starts. A bad kiss can kill everything. A good kiss can create opportunity where there was none. And for the record, not to brag, but I've gotten numerous compliments on my kiss game. :coffee:  

3. I realize the part I included was out of context, but it was the feel of the conversation that made me ask. We had been playful with each other. If she hadn't been playful with me prior to that, no way would I have said that. 
Being a good kisser is important on creating that initial desire to sleep with you.  That and being a good dancer.  It psychologically translates to how you are in bed.

As long as you aren’t a bad kisser that probably lessens over time (being a good dancer always has major pluses).

 
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easily, with a newer chick that was hot and knew what she was doing.

yea you're not going to bother going 5+ rounds with a wife or GF you've nailed a 1000 times, that's just work there unless some good drugs are involved.
This X1000. 

 
All you guys saying you couldn't swing 6-12. Imagine it was with someone totally new, lots of build up, new everything to explore, tons of enthusiasm, you might surprise yourself. :coffee:  
Agreed.  But the one I am having a hard time with, no pun intended,  is # 6 and finishing via bj.

 
All you guys saying you couldn't swing 6-12. Imagine it was with someone totally new, lots of build up, new everything to explore, tons of enthusiasm, you might surprise yourself. :coffee:  
I couldn't go 6-12 with a harem of 19 year old college freshman in a room with 5 big screen TVs each showing a different genre of pr0n.

 
I couldn't go 6-12 with a harem of 19 year old college freshman in a room with 5 big screen TVs each showing a different genre of pr0n.
Oh, I probably could.  I'd manage at least the first 3-4 and then I'd be dead and rigor mortis would have to take care of the last couple.

 
Agreed.  But the one I am having a hard time with, no pun intended,  is # 6 and finishing via bj.
It certainly wasn't expected, and I wasn't sure how I would perform under that 9th inning pressure, having just gone 8 of my very best innings. But who was I to reject her more than generous offer? I did what any soldier would do, IMO. Even mid-inning, I wasn't sure how that was one was going to end. We were also racing the clock, but in hindsight I think she was using that as motivation and made it her mission. It just seemed to make her that much more enthusiastic, and well... :pointstoscoreboard: 

 
I'm curious about some details regarding Stacy/Stacey. Any tats or piercings revealed in your hotel adventure? What are this 47 year old's grooming habits below her waist?

 
It certainly wasn't expected, and I wasn't sure how I would perform under that 9th inning pressure, having just gone 8 of my very best innings. But who was I to reject her more than generous offer? I did what any soldier would do, IMO. Even mid-inning, I wasn't sure how that was one was going to end. We were also racing the clock, but in hindsight I think she was using that as motivation and made it her mission. It just seemed to make her that much more enthusiastic, and well... :pointstoscoreboard: 
And here everyone is afraid the pitch clock will ruin baseball!

 
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president.

 
chiming in late with a few comments after reading the whole thread over the last few days...

1. all things considered kinda surprised about those saying to wear a helmet....this had roll the dice bare back written all over it to me from the get go..

2. also not sure about those saying clean the pipes before you go....for an encounter like this I am for saving up for as many days as you can to the point where you could shampoo a buffalo with that first one....knowing you are probably going to hit it more than once anyway....and then doing the best you can to go as long as possible that first time and then just icing her stomach, etc with all you got.....she sounds like the type to me that would appreciate that visual and the quantity.....

3. most hotels are good about granting a later check out and you should have made that request the night before......

4. the finishing BJ almost makes this chick wife material...

 
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I knew the prophelactics would get tossed to the curb. We all know the risks, but that's not something a couple of vets in their prime are going to fool with past the first at bat.

 
Why would he want those to end?
not saying I don't agree but I like the act/effort she is putting forth....at her age she may not be looking for another marriage partner....but closing out the session that way goes a long way in my book....I understand the thought that if they get married the BJ's may come to a screaching halt, but just not getting that vibe from her in this story....the way he ended night one with this lady probably led to the way this session ended....and where it ended also says a lot...

 

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