skol asylum
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I think it could be the bite lip chronicles because that also seems to be a common theme.
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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Nathan R. Jessep
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gianmarco
Footballguy
That's a lot better than the undercase version of this: She only has sex with a few good men on the TV in the background.
skol asylum
Footballguy
Should have told her beads aren't really her thing anyways and you're working on getting her a nice pearl replacement.
arrow1
Footballguy
Hey Hey now..keep this thread PG-13 or else it will get whacked, and then all we have left is "list your three favorite Air Supply songs"...
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
JuniorGong
Footballguy
You know, just because tomorrow is Friday doesn’t mean you have to wait until then to provide an update.usually beads are the reward
Buttonhook
Footballguy
I was actually thinking, bravo, our man skipped the three-hour hugging/petting session and moved right in for the kiss.
Baby steps, but...
dal_boys_phan
Footballguy
ragincajun
Footballguy
I had a dream last night.
The Col. was standing on a Bourbon St. balcony shirtless and oiled up like a Men’s Health model. His hair flowed like Fabio’s but better. There were women all around him like they were waiting for autographs or something. To his left was a woman feeding him Twizzlers and holding his beer. Something was off however. As I surveyed the situation I noticed he had tight rolled his Z Cavaricci’s.
Thanks for coming out tonight folks.
The Col. was standing on a Bourbon St. balcony shirtless and oiled up like a Men’s Health model. His hair flowed like Fabio’s but better. There were women all around him like they were waiting for autographs or something. To his left was a woman feeding him Twizzlers and holding his beer. Something was off however. As I surveyed the situation I noticed he had tight rolled his Z Cavaricci’s.
Thanks for coming out tonight folks.
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psychobillies
Footballguy
I can't wait forever... For these
Two less lonely people... To be
Making love out of nothing at all.
Kanil
Footballguy
Worm
slimy ninja
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Gustavo Fring
Footballguy
2 in the pink, with a wink.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
My mind raced as I tried to predict what she might say and whether it would be good or bad for me. She said "you know how I told you I just moved into my place a couple of weeks ago? Wellllllllll, I still haven't gotten my furniture moved yet, because there was a mixup with the moving company, so all I have to offer you, or us, is a tiny blowup mattress in an empty apartment. I just didn't want you to be blindsided walking into that." Internally, I breathed a little sigh of relief, having avoided all of the potentially catastrophic scenarios of what she might have said, and I snickered and said "I appreciate the heads up. Sounds kinda fun actually." 
We left that establishment and some of the group wanted to stay, so Lacy, myself, Fred, and one other guy walked to a cool little jazz bar a couple of blocks away. We got a refreshing beverage there and she was already making eyes at me. I knew we wouldn't be staying at this place very long. The guys started chatting up a group of ladies, so I looked at Lacy and asked if she was ready to go. She said "yeah let's get out of here" and grinned at me and bit her lip. We stepped outside to summon a Lyft and, as if it was destiny, at that exact moment there was a already a taxi coming down the street in our direction. I flagged him down and we hopped into the back captain's chairs of a black Toyota Sienna and took off down the bumpy Nola streets.
Her place was just a few miles from where we were. As we were en route, she leaned over towards me and we started making out. She started untying all my arm bands, and removing my accessories as we kissed. She pulled back and kind of rotated towards me some. She grabbed the v-line of her dress and starts pulling it down a little bit and whispered to me "I don't want him to see, this is only for you." Finally we arrived at her place after what seemed like the longest taxi ride of all time. She wasn't lying. She had some clothes in the closet, a few toiletries in the bathroom, and an empty rum bottle that she was using for a water jug. Oh, and a twin-sized air mattress. She excused herself to the bathroom for a minute and, trying to rehydrate a little bit, I sipped water from the rum bottle. She emerged and came directly over to me and asked if I needed anything and I said "nope, just you" and pulled her to me and planted one on her.
She started grinding against me, and I slipped her red dress down off of her shoulders and past her hips and let it slink to the floor. We made out for a minute then she pulled back in what seemed to be a pensive moment for her. She then uttered a line I will probably never forget when she said "I should probably check the air in the mattress before we get on it."
We both busted out laughing at that.. She proceeded to add some air via the attached pump until desired firmness was achieved. She pushed me down on to the air mattress, but thankfully not so hard that I would bounce off. She climbed aboard as well and removed the rest of my attire.We took turns attending to each other's needs and I was deliberately taking my time until she was practically begging me to prime her pump. I turned in one of my better opening performances, and our cushion of air was a fellow soldier and withstood mightily. We took a few pulls of water from the rum bottle to try and replenish fluids, then cuddled (not like we had much choice in the matter ) and drifted off to sleep.
I was roused awake a couple hours later by her spooning me (I was the big spoon). Well, that brought me to attention and initiated another fast and furious round of close-quarters combat, with a rear-flank offensive charge.
Dehydrated and exhausted at that point, we crashed for the rest of the night. I woke up first the next morning and was watching her sleep peacefully next to me. I started rubbing her arm and shoulder and she didn't open her eyes but she murmured an "mmmm" and grinned a little bit. Soldiers at the ready, we engage in a fairly lengthy morning battle.
I was starving at that point, so she drove me back to the hotel so I could change clothes and freshen up a little bit. Kate was awake and while I was changing I heard Josie come in to the room. We still had a couple of hours to kill before our checkout time. I told them I'm going with Lacy to get food and they tried to get details on my night but I just smirked and said "we had a great time" on my way out the door, and to their disgust. She called her friend to get a sit-rep at the balcony hangout. He said he was frying bacon and has some champagne out, and for us to come on over, so we headed that way.
Out of the blue, she said "I like how you gave me your tie and said you needed it back so I would be forced to talk to you again. Don't think I didn't notice that" and I just smiled. I had the tie hanging out of my pocket, and in one of my more genius moments IMO, I pulled it out and laid it in/on her center console and said, "Well, maybe. Tell you what, I am, in fact, going to let you hold on to this momento for now, but I'm going to need it back." She flashed a big cheesy smile, and said "OK."
We had bacon and champagne on the balcony, along with friend and his girlfriend, with some soft music playing over his sound system. I pull Lacy up out of her chair and we slow danced and made out for a few minutes. Kate and Josie showed up a little while later after checking out of the hotel. Fred and company roll in at some point and we all hang out for a bit before it's time for the girls and I to hit the road. I pull Lacy into the other room and hug her and kiss her goodbye for a couple of minutes, and she bit her lip and smiled really big at me and said "Mmmm I love the way you kiss me. Thank you for an amazing night and morning. Talk to you soon." We headed out and the girls grilled me for details for a good portion of the ride home, but I refused to give battle reports.
Now, that Saturday night, I had made a conscious decision to move forward with a battle plan and do all this with a chick I knew there was a good chance I may never see or hear from again. This was some much needed distraction and happiness and good memories for me, but my gut told me that this tale wasn't over just yet....
We left that establishment and some of the group wanted to stay, so Lacy, myself, Fred, and one other guy walked to a cool little jazz bar a couple of blocks away. We got a refreshing beverage there and she was already making eyes at me. I knew we wouldn't be staying at this place very long. The guys started chatting up a group of ladies, so I looked at Lacy and asked if she was ready to go. She said "yeah let's get out of here" and grinned at me and bit her lip. We stepped outside to summon a Lyft and, as if it was destiny, at that exact moment there was a already a taxi coming down the street in our direction. I flagged him down and we hopped into the back captain's chairs of a black Toyota Sienna and took off down the bumpy Nola streets.
Her place was just a few miles from where we were. As we were en route, she leaned over towards me and we started making out. She started untying all my arm bands, and removing my accessories as we kissed.
She pulled back and kind of rotated towards me some. She grabbed the v-line of her dress and starts pulling it down a little bit and whispered to me "I don't want him to see, this is only for you." Finally we arrived at her place after what seemed like the longest taxi ride of all time. She wasn't lying. She had some clothes in the closet, a few toiletries in the bathroom, and an empty rum bottle that she was using for a water jug. Oh, and a twin-sized air mattress. She excused herself to the bathroom for a minute and, trying to rehydrate a little bit, I sipped water from the rum bottle. She emerged and came directly over to me and asked if I needed anything and I said "nope, just you" and pulled her to me and planted one on her. She started grinding against me, and I slipped her red dress down off of her shoulders and past her hips and let it slink to the floor. We made out for a minute then she pulled back in what seemed to be a pensive moment for her. She then uttered a line I will probably never forget when she said "I should probably check the air in the mattress before we get on it."
We both busted out laughing at that.. She proceeded to add some air via the attached pump until desired firmness was achieved. She pushed me down on to the air mattress, but thankfully not so hard that I would bounce off. She climbed aboard as well and removed the rest of my attire.We took turns attending to each other's needs and I was deliberately taking my time until she was practically begging me to prime her pump. I turned in one of my better opening performances, and our cushion of air was a fellow soldier and withstood mightily. We took a few pulls of water from the rum bottle to try and replenish fluids, then cuddled (not like we had much choice in the matter ) and drifted off to sleep. I was roused awake a couple hours later by her spooning me (I was the big spoon). Well, that brought me to attention and initiated another fast and furious round of close-quarters combat, with a rear-flank offensive charge.
Dehydrated and exhausted at that point, we crashed for the rest of the night. I woke up first the next morning and was watching her sleep peacefully next to me. I started rubbing her arm and shoulder and she didn't open her eyes but she murmured an "mmmm" and grinned a little bit. Soldiers at the ready, we engage in a fairly lengthy morning battle. I was starving at that point, so she drove me back to the hotel so I could change clothes and freshen up a little bit. Kate was awake and while I was changing I heard Josie come in to the room. We still had a couple of hours to kill before our checkout time. I told them I'm going with Lacy to get food and they tried to get details on my night but I just smirked and said "we had a great time" on my way out the door, and to their disgust. She called her friend to get a sit-rep at the balcony hangout. He said he was frying bacon and has some champagne out, and for us to come on over, so we headed that way.
Out of the blue, she said "I like how you gave me your tie and said you needed it back so I would be forced to talk to you again. Don't think I didn't notice that" and I just smiled. I had the tie hanging out of my pocket, and in one of my more genius moments IMO, I pulled it out and laid it in/on her center console and said, "Well, maybe. Tell you what, I am, in fact, going to let you hold on to this momento for now, but I'm going to need it back." She flashed a big cheesy smile, and said "OK."
We had bacon and champagne on the balcony, along with friend and his girlfriend, with some soft music playing over his sound system. I pull Lacy up out of her chair and we slow danced and made out for a few minutes. Kate and Josie showed up a little while later after checking out of the hotel. Fred and company roll in at some point and we all hang out for a bit before it's time for the girls and I to hit the road. I pull Lacy into the other room and hug her and kiss her goodbye for a couple of minutes, and she bit her lip and smiled really big at me and said "Mmmm I love the way you kiss me. Thank you for an amazing night and morning. Talk to you soon." We headed out and the girls grilled me for details for a good portion of the ride home, but I refused to give battle reports.
Now, that Saturday night, I had made a conscious decision to move forward with a battle plan and do all this with a chick I knew there was a good chance I may never see or hear from again. This was some much needed distraction and happiness and good memories for me, but my gut told me that this tale wasn't over just yet....
IMAX 3D
Footballguy
Butt stuffMy mind raced as I tried to predict what she might say and whether it would be good or bad for me. She said "you know how I told you I just moved into my place a couple of weeks ago? Wellllllllll, I still haven't gotten my furniture moved yet, because there was a mixup with the moving company, so all I have to offer you, or us, is a tiny blowup mattress in an empty apartment. I just didn't want you to be blindsided walking into that." Internally, I breathed a little sigh of relief, having avoided all of the potentially catastrophic scenarios of what she might have said, and I snickered and said "I appreciate the heads up. Sounds kinda fun actually."
We left that establishment and some of the group wanted to stay, so Lacy, myself, Fred, and one other guy walked to a cool little jazz bar a couple of blocks away. We got a refreshing beverage there and she was already making eyes at me. I knew we wouldn't be staying at this place very long. The guys started chatting up a group of ladies, so I looked at Lacy and asked if she was ready to go. She said "yeah let's get out of here" and grinned at me and bit her lip. We stepped outside to summon a Lyft and, as if it was destiny, at that exact moment there was a already a taxi coming down the street in our direction. I flagged him down and we hopped into the back captain's chairs of a black Toyota Sienna and took off down the bumpy Nola streets.
Her place was just a few miles from where we were. As we were en route, she leaned over towards me and we started making out. She started untying all my arm bands, and removing my accessories as we kissed.
She started grinding against me, and I slipped her red dress down off of her shoulders and past her hips and let it slink to the floor. We made out for a minute then she pulled back in what seemed to be a pensive moment for her. She then uttered a line I will probably never forget when she said "I should probably check the air in the mattress before we get on it."
I was roused awake a couple hours later by her spooning me (I was the big spoon). Well, that brought me to attention and initiated another fast and furious round of close-quarters combat, with a rear-flank offensive charge.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
More likely doggie type stuff is my guess.. but that is a small detail...Butt stuff
Well done Colonel!!
worrierking
Footballguy
Good job, Jessep! Enjoyed the write-up.
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Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Drunken knight
Footballguy
i didn't see a penny 
NotSmart
Footballguy
Beautiful in its simplicity.After I posted that and left my house, I realized that I had neglected to include an important accessory to the post. A piece of footage directly from battle ground zero. See, I'm thinking of you guys all the time.
red dress
A picture is worth a thousand posts.
gianmarco
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Galileo
Footballguy
My oh my, our little Colonel has come a long way in just a few short months.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I'd argue that this was a little different than picking up a random at the bar, but point taken. I made my decision that I'd be good with whatever happened after we had talked for a while. Idk. We had a good vibe together. Good energy, or whatever you want to call it. That definitely helps. also @pantherclub
I see you. Been waiting for what I did wrong here...JuniorGong
Footballguy
Did you wrap it? Instead of Lacy you should call her record as it seems she gets around.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I'm not sure what I wrote that gave you the impression that inspired that comment. Once I introduced myself, we pretty much spent the rest of the day and night together. And I didn't include every single conversation she and I had. but while I was, of course, charming towards her, she was actually quite charming towards me as well. Like I mentioned above, good energy.
JuniorGong
Footballguy
ragincajun
Footballguy
You should write romance novels my friend.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I'm not that naive. But I can assure you if I had gotten the impression that she was a hoor, I wouldn't have made advances. NTTAWWT. Just not my thing. Also, who said it was just a one-night stand? 
ProstheticRGK
Footballguy
Those grapes were probably sour, anyway.its ok for women to have one night stands too. never understood this schtick. how many people in this very thread have given the advice to colonel to just go out and bang as many chicks as he can, but a women sleeps with a guy she met that day and she 'gets around'?
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Uh.....the last two stories consisted of girls you ####ed on the first night. I think it is your thing NRJ.
NTTAWWT, as I certainly would have as well, especially if the celebrity look a like is close to accurate. Hell I've met plenty of nice successful well to do women who have put out on the first night. They like it just as much as we do.
Good work overall NRJ, but might want to embrace the man-whore title.
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
She should be more careful, seems like she “bit her lip” a lot. Is there something wrong where she can’t control that, sounds painful?
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Not exactly. I got raked over the coals here for NOT engaging with the last one on the night we met. That didn't happen until the second meeting. But I get it. Also, though, you have to understand I don't post every single encounter I have on here, just the ones that I think are story-worthy, so you have a focused pool of info from which you are basing your opinions.
For the benefit of the thread, I'd still prefer you embrace the man-whore title NRJ
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
She and I actually discussed the lip biting. It often happens involuntarily when there is good chemistry and sexual attraction. Actually true. #science
Galileo
Footballguy
Looking out for your well being
